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Food / Femi Adebayo Endorses Ijebu Garri Produced By Ggeefoods(photos + Video) by keenk: 9:55pm On Jul 03, 2018


You might have known about Ijebu Garri by GGEEFOODS or just knowing about it but GGEEFOODS Ijebu Garri has been gaining serious momentum.

In a recent post shared on Instagram, it was disclosed that One Of The most popular Actor Femi Adebayo has endorsed the GGEEFOODS IJEBU GARRI…


Below are pictures of few ways You can enjoy your Ijebu Garri.





Watch the video below:
http://giditrendz.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/1530616268322_InstSaver.mp4
Education / JAMB Finally Announce Date For 2018 UTME Examination by keenk: 10:35pm On Jun 28, 2018


The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has announced the date for the 2018 post Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination exercise.

The JAMB Registrar, Prof Ishaq Oloyede made the announcement at the Policy Meeting held at Gbongan, Osun State.

According to JAMB Registrar, the post JAMB exercise will start from July and end in December 2018.

Oloyede said, “the leaders of the institutions agreed that the First Choice Admission Exercise would be conducted from July 2, 2018, to October 16, 2018; while the Second Choice Admission Exercise would be conducted from October 17, 2018, to December 17, 2018.”

Oloyede said that 414,696 candidates, out of the 1,603,181 who sat for the exam scored above 200. This according to him is against the 465,025 (27.00 per cent) of the 1, 606, 374 who scored above 200 in 2017.

The JAMB Registrar added that 558, 673 candidates scored above 190; 739,490 above 180 and 956, 937 above 170 marks.

Breaking down the figures, Oloyode said, 558,673 candidates scored above 190; 739,490 above 180 and 956,937 above 170 marks.

Source: http://giditrendz.com/jamb-finally-announce-date-for-2018-utme-examination/
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Business / Re: Shoprite Ilorin Shut Down After Massive Crowd Stormed Their Store (Photos) by keenk: 6:42am On Jun 17, 2018
Jatinzbusinessc:
shocked

Shoprite is the only zoo and amuzement pack in Nigeria grin Families bring there children for site seeing and will end up not buying anything.

When you are from a shit hole with no social and fun places to visit on festive season.

Its not a lie mehn

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Business / Re: Shoprite Ilorin Shut Down After Massive Crowd Stormed Their Store (Photos) by keenk: 11:32pm On Jun 16, 2018
Wtf.... I cant laff mehn
Education / BREAKING NEWS!!! University Of Ilorin Second Batch Of Admission List Finally Out by keenk: 8:56am On Nov 22, 2016
Finally! The University of Ilorin, UNILORIN 2016/2017 Second Batch admission List has been released!

This is to inform all the candidates who applied for admission into the above mentioned institution in the 2016 Screening and participated in the Unilorin Screening are hereby inform that the second batch admission list has been released.

Although it has not been published on the School official portal, but some of the aspirants have received SMS from the school that they have been admittedthrecIf you received this message, that means you have been offered an admission and quickly follow the instruction to pay acceptance fee.

If you don’t receive any message, you can quickly check your portal right now and see if you have been admitted.

HOW TO CHECK UNILORIN 2016 ADMISSION STATUS?

To check your admission status,
CLICK HERE >>>>
http://www.bulletunes.com/2016/11/breaking-news-university-of-ilorin.html?m=0

-Enter your JAMB Registration Number and Surname in the spaces provided.

-Click on “Login” and proceed to view your status.

Congratulations to the newly admitted students. We wish you success

Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Day:- How Nigeria Network Provider Ruins His Relationship by keenk: 10:28pm On Jun 15, 2015
GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.
BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling.
(sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Why don’t you want to reply
my message, don’t you have my time?
BOYFRIEND: I have tried to reply but the
network is poor! (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: if you don’t love me; ignore
my message, if you really love me; reply me.
BOYFRIEND: I Love You. (sending failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Do you love me
BOYFRIEND: I Love You Baby. (sending
failed)
GIRLFRIEND: Never speak to me again!
BOYFRIEND: I Love You Sweetie (sending
failed).
GIRLFRIEND: Do you want to end our
relationship?
BOYFRIEND: I’m fed up of this shit!!!
(message sent).
—————
Na to sue the network the next day be dat
hahaha


Source: http://gurusvibez.com/joke-of-the-day-how-nigeria-network-provider-ruins-his-relationship/

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