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Romance / Re: Why Men Should Not Marry Women Above 30 Years Of Age. by Kemibabi(f): 5:41pm On Mar 04, 2020
Omo I dey enjoy this thread oo grin


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Romance / Re: Do Not Consider Dating Or Agree To Marry Most Guys Who Spends Lavishly On You. by Kemibabi(f): 10:16am On Mar 04, 2020
op why are you telling them? grin
guy's can never value you as a lady if you met them when everything is OK financially.
That suspicion and subtle disdain will always be present.


A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing. A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything

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Crime / Re: N37m Fraud: EFCC Uncovers Criminal Syndicate Of Bankers In Uyo (photos) by Kemibabi(f): 10:19am On Mar 03, 2020
nah these same bastards dey always debit my mama account oooo shocked.
God don catch una.
Fraud doesn't pay!!
Crime / Re: Journalist, Warns Everyone About An Israeli Man Scamming People Nigeria by Kemibabi(f): 10:12am On Mar 03, 2020
no be new thing guy grin
Israeli guys are one of the most sophisticated hackers and fraudsters on the planet.
The kind of scams these guys pull off dwarfs everything Nigerians do.
FYI, they are the same people who currently run this binary options scam on the internet.
Expert options, iq options, etc nah them dey run am.
I even know some guys for isreal working in their boiler rooms.
These guys have netted billions of dollars
Travel / Re: Five Cowries Terminal: Lagos Jetty - Water Transportation (Video, Photos) by Kemibabi(f): 9:54am On Mar 02, 2020
Tayo beware of nairaland evening newspapers.
All of them go dey start to dey message you now.
Dem no dey use eye see successful guy.
Nice video btw wink

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Crime / Re: Detailed Scam Report Of Bet9ja 49ja/champions Scammer Joshua 49ja by Kemibabi(f): 8:41am On Feb 27, 2020
the guy was a good salesman cheesy
Don't take it personal op grin
Btw can you please explain how exactly you were convinced?
Family / Re: Celebrating A Good Wife by Kemibabi(f): 2:10pm On Feb 26, 2020
what was her age when you married her?
LagosBoi2:
It is your birthday my darling wife, I have to make public this letter because you are the best thing that ever happened to my life and I can't keep silent anymore.

My friend and lover of 16 straight years, It is usual for husbands to appreciate their wives in the name of marriage but it is unusual to state reasons for the appreciation.

I think you don't just love, there should be genuine reasons to love, I will purge out my thoughts on the reasons you should be the most celebrated wife on earth.

As a young man, if all you ever wish for is to meet your partner a virgin, I personally NEVER wished for it but women who still keep their virginity against all odds for the right man should be specially celebrated in today's crazy world. Amazingly I can confidently say that I am the only man in her life for 16yrs until date, she is a completely faithful wife.

We have never had any issues over infidelity on her part during our courtship and marriage till date, I have been the one misbehaving through the years, growing up was crazy, I was the one exploring life and doing all I could but she submitted her life to me.

As a multi talented young lady, she submitted her career and life to me, believing in me despite all my mistakes, she is the only person that understands me even without an explanation to my human mistakes.

I can not easily forget her usual lines after giving her piece of advice, she will say "I do not see you as my husband, I see you as my own son, If my son should do this same thing you have just done, will i disown him?", "you are still young, you will outgrow these behaviours and be the best man for me"

I lost my biological mother 11 yrs ago but If I call you my mother, I have a genuine reason to do so because you stood by me in a way that only a mother can.

The 16yrs wasn't all rosy, about 9 of the 16 years was full sufferings and poverty, even when I lost hope in myself, you continued to have high hopes in me without any iota of doubt.

We were homeless on two occasions in our lives and then with 2 kids, you endured with me, staying with your mom while I stay with a friend, you even came to live with me in my friend's place.

Despite the humiliation, you refused to give up on me, you absolutely signed off your whole life to me. At a point you wore your best cloth to a company where I asked you to help me submit a proposal, a young lady tapped you to inform you that your dress is torn at the back.

If you have ever had to wear a cloth that is so used up and begins to split into two from the back, you will understand what this means, my wife came home and narrated the issue to me, she actually saw the dress before wearing it, she wore it because she had no better one to wear

I couldn't control my emotions, I began to cry like a baby, I can never forget what she told me that faithful day, she said "Baby, don't worry, the same me wearing torn cloths today will have enough to wear tomorrow, I will even be giving out because it will be excess" Behold 7yrs after her words came to pass, cloths and female accessories are the least of her worries.

Your wisdom is extraordinary even me your husband can not match, your heart so pure that you forgive the unthinkable. Your ways so pure that you find it difficult to tell a lie. You gave me a girl and 2 boys. 12yr, 6yr and 2yr respectively.

You stood by your promise to see me through to success, If you look for a woman who gives in everything into a relationship without blinking, that is my wife.

You politely correct me when I am wrong, you warmly advise me and leave me to make my final decisions, you respect me as a father not as a husband.

Your culinary skills are the best I have ever known, friends and family can testify to this, you are the best mother to our kids, your daughter calls you the best mom in the world, I also call you the best wife and mother in the world. They say no perfect human but you are near perfect. You are so beautiful that people who do not know you conclude that you must have several men in your life spending money on you to look younger and beautiful even after 3 kids.

I can go on and on because there is a lot to talk about you that is not open to others, you live a private life without desperation for anything in life, You are a woman of honor, dignity, value with undying strength to carry on and remain focus against all odds.

I promise to guide our union with my life, protect our family with my strength and celebrate you for the rest of your life.

Happy birthday my darling wife!

You are indeed the best!

Please help move this to FP today 26 Feb to celebrate a good woman's birthday.

Add: On your request, I have added pics.

Thank you.
Health / Re: Scorching Heat: How Are You Coping? by Kemibabi(f): 5:17pm On Feb 25, 2020
you go prison Bros?
This one wey you dey talk like this.
Anyways you are right sha.
Nigerians prisons are 10 times hell!!
mosho2good:
One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.

Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.


But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.

I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.

I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.

The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.

Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,

"I know my right!"

This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.

Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.

If your lawyer is shouting,

"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.

It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.

Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria.

I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.

That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.

I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.

I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.

I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.

Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.

If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.

Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.

Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.

Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.

Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.

Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.

Avoid people who talk too much.

Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.

Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.

Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.

Stop saying things like,

" Do you know who I am?"

"I no dey fear anybody!"

"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"

Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun

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Romance / Re: .. by Kemibabi(f): 3:17pm On Feb 25, 2020
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Romance / Re: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by Kemibabi(f): 9:59pm On Feb 19, 2020
Never ever date a single mother!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdzLfiLCkrc

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Romance / Re: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by Kemibabi(f): 9:54pm On Feb 19, 2020
Another useful video.
Guys please share this with all the men you know.
You might be saving a life.

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Romance / Re: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by Kemibabi(f): 9:51pm On Feb 19, 2020

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Romance / Re: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by Kemibabi(f): 9:48pm On Feb 19, 2020
I strongly encourage any guy reading this thread to subscribe to this red pill channel.
It will save your life!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DfQhh7v2xA

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Romance / Re: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by Kemibabi(f): 6:37pm On Feb 19, 2020
these truth bombs you are spilling are scary oo cry cry

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Romance / Re: Many Memes For My Redpill Guys. Get In Here. by Kemibabi(f): 6:22pm On Feb 19, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Laugh Wan kill me here grin

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Romance / Re: How Much Would You Have In Your Account Before Thinking Of Marriage? by Kemibabi(f): 12:23pm On Feb 18, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rne_xYORmiE
TOPCRUISE:

Watch this video then you will know why she is desperate to get married Some wicked people especially ladies will say a man should not think about that. That what matters is that they should get married. That when they get married God will provide because it is written from the scriptures that he who finds a wife find a good thing. My girlfriend told me that and that made me run away from her because she doesn't look like a good thing to me and she seems to be lying about her age.

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Romance / Re: How Much Would You Have In Your Account Before Thinking Of Marriage? by Kemibabi(f): 12:13pm On Feb 18, 2020
coming from a single mother shocked
I'm shocked grin
Do you think you deserve a man with such networth?
maynation:
An average of 100 Milli. undecided
Marriage can wait.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Russian Girlfriend On Valentine's Day (Photos) by Kemibabi(f): 2:23pm On Feb 16, 2020
evening newspaper's like Pocochantas won't like this cry
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Russian Girlfriend On Valentine's Day (Photos) by Kemibabi(f): 2:15pm On Feb 16, 2020
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Romance / Re: Help I Can't Log In To My Leshoto Paypal by Kemibabi(f): 10:11am On Feb 15, 2020
can you imagine grin
The thing sef shock me.
The guy nah learner
SavageBoy:


Why you leave that kind amount there

maybe you should post this in another section, probably business or investment section. You could see someone that would help you resolve it there.

sorry
Romance / Re: Help I Can't Log In To My Leshoto Paypal by Kemibabi(f): 10:10am On Feb 15, 2020
you be serious mumu.
Money wey you suppose use buy bitcoin keep.
Fyi, PayPal doesn't support Receiving money into Nigerian accounts.
So you operating the account was probably illegal.
Just forget about that money;its a lost cause.
NEXT time you go get sense.
Oreofepeters:
$2,200
Romance / Re: Help I Can't Log In To My Leshoto Paypal by Kemibabi(f): 5:00am On Feb 15, 2020
How much do you have there?
Romance / Re: I Need Someone To Teach Me How To Redeem Gift Cards by Kemibabi(f): 5:17pm On Feb 14, 2020
Where you see giftcards?
Romance / Re: Alpha Fvcks, Beta Bucks by Kemibabi(f): 7:36pm On Feb 13, 2020
grin
Romance / Re: Do I Look Good For My Girlfriend This Valentine? (photos) by Kemibabi(f): 8:01pm On Feb 11, 2020
you reek of poverty sad

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Crime / Re: How 'Emmyjay' Emmanuel İfeanyi Okonyia Was Killed - Turkish Police by Kemibabi(f): 1:17pm On Feb 11, 2020
Gbam!!!
Awol1:
Not jealousy.

I suspect the guy na picker.

Boys wey dey hustle for Naija come send am money wey him go pick, and he tried to play smart.

Las las boys trace am.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancé Is Asking I Sign A Prenup by Kemibabi(f): 11:29am On Feb 11, 2020
Nah wah..
Romance / Re: I Still Don't Know How To Approach A Girl by Kemibabi(f): 11:24am On Feb 11, 2020
Chasing girls will ruin your life
Sports / Re: Ronaldinho Made Football Beautiful Makes A Legendary AC Milan Team Look Like Kid by Kemibabi(f): 9:04pm On Feb 08, 2020
I can't really send mails at this time oo
I got some issues with my phone.
It would mean the world to me if you Just give me a kinda of rough info about what the salary structure at your firm is like.
Thanks in advance cry
popsy2:


Yey! You are a big fish ma'am. Send me a mail at enyinnaya@ Lawlab. Com. Ng
Sports / Re: Ronaldinho Made Football Beautiful Makes A Legendary AC Milan Team Look Like Kid by Kemibabi(f): 8:55pm On Feb 08, 2020
yup.
Please what's the salary at lawlab like
I'm thinking of applying.
I currently have about three job offers from different firms and I wanna compare the pay.
cry
popsy2:


Nope. Lawlab rather. I am guessing you are well lettered since you know Law pavilion.
Sports / Re: Ronaldinho Made Football Beautiful Makes A Legendary AC Milan Team Look Like Kid by Kemibabi(f): 8:26pm On Feb 08, 2020
hey, you work at law Pavilion right?
popsy2:
he was good
Romance / Re: My Valentine's Gifts For My Girlfriend Are Finally Here. Come And See by Kemibabi(f): 2:16pm On Feb 08, 2020
God bless you for this comment grin
Offpoint:
Pathetic.... girlfriend, not wife.

God no gimme this kind pikin, even na billionaire him wan be... dash am small sense.

By the way, that hand I'm seeing doesn't look like someone fingers who can afford iPhone... hand is as dry as shit in harmattan.

More like a sales rep in phone store

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