gbalagba:

LOVE IS WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND USE HIS SCHOOL FEES TO BUY YOU BRAZILIAN HAIR,LOVE IS WHEN HE GIVES U HIS BLACKBERRY TORCH AND USE NOKIA 3310,LOVE IS WHEN HE BUY SUYA FOR BOTH OF YOU TO EAT AND HE ONLY EAT ONIONS,LOVE IS WHEN HE GIVES YOU HIS CAR TO POSE TO A ZONE AND HE TAKES OKADA,IF YOUR BOYFRIEND DOES ALL THESE FOR YOU ,THEN HE REALLY LOVE U,OTHERWISE HE IS NOT SERIOUS YET.

no this aint love this seems more like someone who has eaten efo riro

this is the most f0cked up thread ive ever read on nairaland

no i dont easily fall in love and its very easy for me to fall out of love. idk

none fits the role i dont think there is anyone in nollywood classy enough to be the next james bond with their pathetic acting and huge guts.

she dont look 120 tho

this makes me hungry jare i need boli right now

wow seriously you just had to say yoruba

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i need to puke

at least take them off the road dont ple them on top each other like that now

lefulefu:

abi dem show u their d.i.c.k for skype?
why another man go dey obsess over another guy"s thing

whispers in his ear "its all about the package"u no it urself
p.s im a female hehehehe

hehehehehehehehehehe. i think one of my ribs is about to pop out

i think they both have tiny d.i.c.k.s cuz but i mean i'll still pick ronaldo any day

you my dear friend are on your own.

that stoopid convenant piece of shyt i wonder why its even a school its better off as a prison i'd hire someone from the university of ibadan with a 2nd class lower before hiring someone from convenant idk do they even get jobs when they graduate?

hahahaha thats what you get for messing with nigerians why do i think they cut off power supply on purpose so those ones would not train well.

why do i feel like this story is not entirely true

who the eff is that??

hahaha yeah right like he's going to do anything if he had something to do he would have done it a longtime ago

no now wat do they mean number four they cheated us of our rightful position. we own this shyt

ewwwww imagine sleeping with a herpes infested bag of rice

lol please no they'll miss use it and tase everyone for no apparent reason

this had better be a joke ehhhhh seriously are there no more good looking girls in nigeria

r u kidding me and they let him do it wow

your jokes are really funny lol

Ben-10:

Ever noticed that when u think u are alone and decide 2 fart, sum1 always shows up after u let one rip? So whenever u are lonely and need company, just fart. . . ok?

awwwwww that thing is the cutest thing ever

lol i wonder what part two is