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Romance / Re: Craziest Wedding Picture! by kemmeye: 10:54pm On Apr 02, 2012
The man's mouth is long. Ewwww
Romance / Re: Thank God I'm Immune To HIV by kemmeye: 7:44pm On Apr 02, 2012
Oluwa4Sure:

It is the latest trend now buddy!!!
Even if you fall off a bike, and bleed
once you take it to any qualified or a modern doctor,
you will be asked to get tested of HIV!!!!

Not like falling off a bike relates to HIV in anyway man
but they would like to know becuase have HIV/AID can delay your
recovery, and also, it meant you may need extra attention!!!

So Brain Tumor does not correlate to HIV or AIDS
but the doctor must have carried out the test so he/she
can know how best to attend to the patient!!!
my2tablet of panadol


i mean i understand what u're saying but i mean it was his girl friend that had a brain tumor not him so like y did the doctor ask for his blood like should he not focus on the person who has a brain tumor
Romance / Re: Thank God I'm Immune To HIV by kemmeye: 6:09pm On Apr 02, 2012
wait oh wait how does brain tumor correlate with HIV. Although i know some certain "RARE" people are immune to HIV what does that have to do with your blood have to do with the source of her brain tumor
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Films Are Now Becoming What You Can't Watch With Your Family These Days by kemmeye: 5:42pm On Apr 02, 2012
To be sincere Nigerian movies make you dumber. For the most part you're like wth just happened and they'll stay on one scene for like 20 minutes singing some ridiculous song and continue from that scene in part two.

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Romance / Re: Do Nigerian Girlz Accept Flowers Nowadays? by kemmeye: 5:29pm On Apr 02, 2012
they will probably use it to flog you away from them sad sad

the only language they understand is money related
Romance / Re: Because A Nigerian Girl Is With A White Man, Does It Make Her A Slut? by kemmeye: 6:52pm On Mar 30, 2012
The way they(black guys ) look at you if you're with a white person you'll want to enter the ground. as in DAGGERS!!!
Romance / Re: pls by kemmeye: 6:46pm On Mar 30, 2012
ure f0cked bro.
i don't even know what to say i mean just follow your heart or something just remember that the baby is innocent in all this
Romance / Re: Pregnant Nigerian Men? by kemmeye: 6:45pm On Mar 30, 2012
Lexusgs430:

Some pregnant Men are more like duracell bunnies, in comparison with the non-pregnant species!

hahaha lmfao good one. grin
Romance / Re: Pregnant Nigerian Men? by kemmeye: 11:26am On Mar 30, 2012
Lexusgs430:

By the time you decide to sha.g him, that pregnancy would look like a six pack !!!
How do pregnant ladies get a sha.g ?
Same principle applies.

i mean it in the sense that a pregnant person might be somewhat adorable to sha.g not a sloppy looking man that breathes as if he gonna die in the next second
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne Anti Pic Underware In The Name Of Swaggs And Performance(pics) by kemmeye: 5:50am On Mar 30, 2012
Fatdon: u are just a big fool trying to make a fool of urself. So go and huge transformer. Think dat's were ur solution is.

you abused my father so its only normal that i abuse your parents. you could have abused me but no you just had to prove how idi,o.tic you are so where i come from they dont have transformers lying around the place like your useless street. so first you need to go learn english before you talk to me because your IQ is obviously very low and i don't have time for a simpleton like you.
Food / Re: What Is Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink? by kemmeye: 9:35pm On Mar 29, 2012
HURRICANE!!!!!!
Food / Re: Help Pease. . .,i Cant Prepare Boiled Rice by kemmeye: 9:33pm On Mar 29, 2012
AWWWWW sorry bout that sh.it happens sometimes like you said its probably because you haven't done it for a while when you keep doing it that should change
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne Anti Pic Underware In The Name Of Swaggs And Performance(pics) by kemmeye: 9:22pm On Mar 29, 2012
Fatdon: it's ur dad dat's an a.s.s hole...

OH please stop hating go hang your self by your f0cking balls if you have a problem with me because if you have a brain that is bigger than a walnut your f0cking brain will tell you that that a.s.s is f0cking photo shopped so since youve decided to call your father an as.shole maybe you should go out in the street and yell about how your mum is a f0cking LovePeddler and how she SHOVES everything pole shaped down her throat and even though she has herpes her cerebal palsy is so intense that she doesnt know how to stop f0cking every tom dick and harry including your father so maybe you should try and reason with your insane parents how they gave birth to a child like you thats if your father really is your father so don't F0CKING attack me cuz i will come back at you with full force A.S.SHOLE

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Family / Re: Is Marriage A Bed Of Roses? by kemmeye: 9:06pm On Mar 29, 2012
it aint no bed of roses trust me i no nothing about marriage
Romance / Re: What Do I Do? by kemmeye: 5:54pm On Mar 29, 2012
ask him if he's serious and wants to go on and if he gives you a shady reply dump him. if he gives you a solid reply tell his what you just posted here about you not getting any younger just dont pressure him
Romance / Re: Pregnant Nigerian Men? by kemmeye: 5:37pm On Mar 29, 2012
how do you sha.g someone that looks like that
Romance / Re: Naija Chicks For America by kemmeye: 5:35pm On Mar 29, 2012
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

you look like a pedo.phile
Romance / Re: Why The War? by kemmeye: 5:34pm On Mar 29, 2012
OK so you want us to see your picture which unfortunately i had to waste my time looking at it but homes it doesn't even show your face so wtf are you talking about
Investment / Re: Photonews: Pension Fund 'thieves' Arraigned In Abuja by kemmeye: 5:30pm On Mar 29, 2012
OJU OLE REE!!!! OLE
Crime / Re: Two British Nationals Ian Cunliff & Ofir More, Charged With Visa Fraud In Lagos by kemmeye: 5:29pm On Mar 29, 2012
They didn't bribe well

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Romance / Re: Being Single- Sweet Or Bitter? by kemmeye: 5:27pm On Mar 29, 2012
BEING SINGLE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne Anti Pic Underware In The Name Of Swaggs And Performance(pics) by kemmeye: 5:16pm On Mar 29, 2012
yommy2sure: i think you r the one that need to open ur eyes...go and search for fake celebrity nude pics on google , u shld find it there!

dont mind. the a.s.s.hole he has glass in his eyes
Romance / Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by kemmeye: 7:43pm On Mar 28, 2012
all i saw was bla bla bla
Romance / Re: Beautiful And Pretty Face Vs Perfect Body Form. Your Pick. by kemmeye: 6:01pm On Mar 28, 2012
i choose good body and whenever we sha.g they can put a paper bag over their heads
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls On Nairaland So Bummy And Fugly? by kemmeye: 4:02pm On Mar 28, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
Ugly Nigerian men always calling Nigerian women ugly as if they are looking at their reflection. lipsrsealed


haha good one smiley
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls On Nairaland So Bummy And Fugly? by kemmeye: 3:56pm On Mar 28, 2012
bittyend:

Brain problem? - says a girl whom idolizes a well known lunatic called: Lady Gaga. Have you ever looked at the girl in the mirror? Or do you suffer from dementia or down syndrome?

1. wtf does down syndrome and dementia have to do with lady gaga or did you just find out what they mean.
2. i like her. i like the fact that she has made so much money by turning something totally unnatural into something people listen to.p.s i dont idolize her big difference d1ck face.

so if you have a problem with that you can go smash your balls with a hammer. ok dont be hating on me.
Romance / Re: Jealousy Or Normal by kemmeye: 3:43pm On Mar 28, 2012
Dyt: n wats jealousy got 2 do wit dis?


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