right now drooling for some chicken pot pie.

...and they proceeded to cut it up like that.I know they'll eat it what if it had some disease of some sort. There are some nasty a.s.s people in Nigeria

mm reminds me of man vs food who eats crap like that

its not all about the butt you know. butt is full of poop so the bigger the butt the bigger the poop

i dont think a date always has to be dinner and a movie which is so cliche by the way but something simple and nice. Although i would say yogurt alone was not nice but she could try and go on a couple more dates with him and see how it goes.

dadicvila: I remember a video i watched how boiz in Alu campus uniport caught and humilited two lesbians,mehn if na me eh,i go show them pepper

why would you do that everyone has a right to love whoever they want to and no one gets to take it away from them. its like a white man saying you irritate him how would you feel. They have a right to love and to do so freely.

i have crutches i can lend nigeria

Anyways i decided to put this up here because i didn't find a section for things like this and well there seem to me a lot of people in the romance section. (idk what you are all looking for)
so i got this email a couple minutes ago and i could not just help but shake my head at whoever composed this. i mean my email is my full Nigerian name so there is no mistaking me for someone else. i mean come on which Nigerian tries to scam a Nigerian that's like the dumbest thing ever. i just wanted everyone to be at alert and for your non-nigerian friends just you know let them know about it. From the grammatical errors to the ridiculous amount. The person is obviously an idiot

(p.s ya'll better not insult me sef)








INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
HEAD OFFICE NO: 23 ADEBOYE ST,
APAPA LAGOS-NIGERIA.

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over due payment due to excessive demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies after which your fund remain unpaid to you.

Due to over rampant internet banking corrupt activities, and also the High rate of scam on internet, compensation payment was stop. On our information we got about you, we found out that you are amoung those that have lost money to those internet scammers that claim to have your fund with them. The Board of Trustees decided to cancel the award payment with the bank, This meeting was held in London on 1st of December, 2011.

I am Mrs Faith Duke a highly placed official of the International Monetary Fund (IMF).It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondences on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier Companies Diplomat(s) across Europe to Africa and Asia London UK, and we have decided to put a STOP to that and that is why I was appointed to handle your transaction here in Nigeria.

After the meeting on 1st of December, 2011. an official agreement was reached on Tuesday 3rd of January, 2012, between the Board of Trustees and Glasfrew Security Company which took an immediate effects for the Security Company to issue all the Award Winners a Certified International Master Card worth Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousands United States of American Dollars (USD 850,000.00). You are to contact Barrister Chima Okoro below with your full names, Postal address and direct telephone number, this will enable him get your Certified International Master Card deliver to you at your home address.

All Governmental and Non-Governmental prostates, NGO's, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Diplomat(s) which have been in contact with you of late have been instructed to back up from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the IMF is now directly in charge of your payment. Your fund will be release to you directly from our source with immediate effect and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be released.

Note that the delivery Charge and Insurance premium of your Certified International Master Card has been paid, the only money you will pay/send to Barrister Chima Okoro for your International Master Card to get released and delivered to your postal Address is USD$300.00 being Activation Fee of your Certified International Master Card. Your Master Card will not be release for delivery if the Activation Fee of your Certified International Master Card is not been paid by you. No amount of money can be deducted from your Certified International Master Card, so contact Barrister Chima Okoro and ask him how you will send the $300 for the Activation of your ATM CARD.

I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk. Respond to this e-mail (barr.chimaokoro01@lawyer.com).

Contact Agent: Barrister Chima Okoro
Agent Number: +2348136190193
Agent email: barr.chimaokoro01@lawyer.com

Regards,
Mrs Faith Duke

crap. not impressed

i cant even read the crap i mean whats up with all that font rubbish its really confusing and looks weird.

im pretty sure i woulda done the same thing. Im not going to let anyone break my head on something that is not my fault

All this tribal crap sef na wa oh!!!

na wa oh. na real wa

You get this feeling on the inside its like there are feathers tickling you. its a beautiful feeling. You hardly know what to say when you are around the person you love. i think everyone feels its differently and you will just know that you are in love you will know

i dont even know you but whatever . Happy Birthday. Hit the clubs and get drunk like the world would end 2moro just don't drive drunk.

ive never eaten it before because idont likre the way it looks. it looks somehow to me.

At least they aare not like nigerian films where in the first half people are crying and in the second half people are screaming or vice versa i can never understand why they cry and scream.

so is he trying to scam her. i mean is that not the same thing nigerian's do she should be smart and act like a nigerian

Mrs, Chima:

My husband told me a wife don't pay for her husband's meals.  Then he went on about how he is a provider and started quoting scriptures.  I think I watched a movie in my mind for the rest of the lecture.  He can talk. 

That's true.  I always offer to cook him meals as a thank you.  I think it is fair and it shows that you are appreciative. 

Hahahahahaha thats funny as hell

If its the first date you should probably let him pay. cuz if you do it might make him feel less of a man

tpia@:

I'm not in nigeria but was surprised those flavours are there, that's all.

Those sauces are usually american or chinese.

yeah was gonna say so too. im quite impressed actually

dont eat white bread that thing is literally a killer in disguise it has so much carbs in it seriously if you're gonna eat bread eat wheat bread or any whole grain and also switch your white rice to brown rice, reduce oil intake. Thats what i can come up with right now

should have taken a picture of the first place so you could show it as evidence if anyone tries to sue you or thinks youre lying.

love it like a fat kid loves ice cream.

*sigh* smh