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Romance / Re: Bride Refuses To Say "For Better Or For Worse" In Marriage Vow Twist (video) by Kenmatt(m): 9:50am On Mar 26
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool


grin grin

My broda slaawomirr don cap real matters.


No need for me to chuk mouth. grin grin


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!


Dah man yhu mentioned no dey cap, him dey yarn.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bridge Collapses In The US After Being Hit By A Ship (Video) by Kenmatt(m): 9:42am On Mar 26
E come dey be lyke say na to chill for Naija sure pass.

Bad news don too much for Yank.
Romance / Re: Yesterday I Had Sex With A Lady Infected By Staph Aureus. HELP! by Kenmatt(m): 8:44am On Mar 24
But on a serious note, you said She is not picking your calls again?

It might be an intentional act, but one question, just calculate your deals with her then.

Was there any how or any where you did something that did hurt her feelings?

Are you sure she didn't come for a revenge?

Are you sure you've not contracted HIV?

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Romance / Re: Men Don’t Marry Late !! by Kenmatt(m): 8:39am On Mar 24
AfahaAbia:


You're talking nonsense. Marriage isn't the ultimate purpose of a man. I'm 41 although I married at 27 and divorced at 36.. I see nothing special about it. I love my peace now with my 2 daughters. Nothing in this world beats that

You don't have any peace now let alone to love. Say the gospel truth.

A broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Third Class Graduates: How Do You Feel When Denied A Job Due To Class Of Degree by Kenmatt(m): 9:45pm On Mar 23
tonicyril:


See as u talk like ur mother grin

Buh why the talk come dey pain you lyke this?

Abi you be Olodo?

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Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala's Goal Voted Goal Of The Week In The NWSL by Kenmatt(m): 6:14pm On Mar 21
Barca actually started discarding her to the Bench.

Maybe Barca actually saw that She has got to the peak of her Career.

The next is the diminishing returns.

MSL is a dumping ground for aged Footballers.
Business / Re: Fire At Idumota Market by Kenmatt(m): 10:33am On Mar 20
It's unfortunate, someone's Properties are burning down.

In this Tinubulation.
Politics / Re: Alaoji: Another Power Plant (1074MW) Getting Ready To Be Launched In Abia State by Kenmatt(m): 10:15am On Mar 20
My thumb is up for you Otti Alex.

You're hitting the bottom line.

Hitting the bottom line is what the President would have done before removing the Fuel subsidy which the top line.

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Politics / Re: Abia State Assembly Passes Bill To Stop Pension For Ex-Governors, Deputies by Kenmatt(m): 10:07am On Mar 20
I didn't go through down, but going by the big story, when will others state House of Assemblies do the same?

Including the National Assembly.

I am on netral on Political Parties sympathy.

But I think I like the challenge the LP is dishing where ever they are at the helm.

Poco a poco, we are getting there.

Believe it or not, Nigeria democracy is the fastest growing democracy in the world.

And also much better than that of United States of America.

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Celebrities / Re: I Always Do Makeup Before Cooking Because My Food Will Be Nice - Chizzy Alichi by Kenmatt(m): 9:58am On Mar 20
Truthfully this Lady doesn't know how to make good food.

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Politics / Re: Local Miners Found A Very Big Lithium (video/pictures) by Kenmatt(m): 9:45am On Mar 20
Nawao!!!

Can there be a Picture and video of Local drillers of Crude oil in South South?

NO!!!

Civil Defence and JTF would have roared like a hungry Lion.


I don't know if this is not cheating.


To my greatest surprise, Senators from North then were agitating for North East Development Commission (NEDC)

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Celebrities / Re: Amaechi Muonagor Begs For Financial Support For Kidney Transplant In India by Kenmatt(m): 8:37am On Mar 20
I don't really know if I would have said Baba Tuwale!!!!

During 2003/04. I had an ample opportunity that I would have fused myself into Nollywood.

As creative and talented I am, I didn't and later regretted. I would have been a Super Star by now, I would have still made some good fortunes by now.

But who knows?

There is always a reason for any season.

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Music/Radio / Re: "Sweet Mother" : Nico Mbarga's Historic Hit Song Tribute To Motherhood by Kenmatt(m): 9:44pm On Mar 19
Gosh!!!

This joint is ever green.

The great old days.

When men were boys.

Truthfully, the vibes of oldies supercedes the blabs of these newbies.

Lyrics were off the chain containing inspirational, educational, spiritual edifying, chilling and cruising with smooth flowing messages that go with Rythm and Poetry.

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Politics / Re: Emmanuella Ita: FIRS Official Diverted Public Funds To Private School – Witness by Kenmatt(m): 2:00pm On Mar 19
Na for Government original Yahoo men dey.

Boys for Street still dey learn work.

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Producer, Andy Best Is Dead by Kenmatt(m): 10:31am On Mar 19
RIP.

I could remember then, AndyBest Production echoing everywhere.

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Politics / Re: Pat Utomi Condemns Conduct Of Labour Party Lawmakers by Kenmatt(m): 7:00pm On Mar 15
Prof Pat Utomi, the original "Landlord" of Labour Party.

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Business / Re: Which Of The Two Pricing Options Do You Think Customers Will Grab Faster? by Kenmatt(m): 7:06pm On Mar 14
The promo price is Bae.


Kenmatt: "Madam, I wan buy Rice"

Madam: "Which one yhu wan pay for, normal abi promo price?"

Kenmatt:"Madam, I wan buy promo price, I carry cash, no need for POS or transfer, see ma 35k hia"

Matter close!!!

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Education / Re: The Real King Of The Jungle That No One Talks About by Kenmatt(m): 4:22pm On Mar 12
OP says it steals food from a hungry Lion and not it snatches food from a hungry Lion.

Mark the difference.

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Celebrities / Re: Mr. Ibu's Corpse Arrives Enugu Ahead Of Burial (Video) by Kenmatt(m): 10:10am On Mar 12
Seunpapa65:
Imagine ibu with Sam loco for heaven laugh go kill God πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
Keep resting man

Buh God no fit die nah
Business / Re: Nigerian Breweries Increases Price Of Products For The Second Time In Two Months by Kenmatt(m): 3:34pm On Mar 11
Paraman:
I remember the days we dey win extra drinks after checking under the crown. After drinking a bottle of guiness, gulder, star, coke, fanta etc you can check under the crown and win an extra drink or some other prices.

You can even check under the crown of the extra drink you won and still win another bottle of free drink

Just couple of weeks ago, the very day ManU vs Mancity played. I won a Carton of Supreme Noodles from NB.

Someone asked me for my account details there so that she will transfer 5k and take the Carton of the Noodles, something in me just wispered "Kenmatt count six before you get to seven" I then asked her for her account details so that I'll do 2k for her and let her leave me with my Carton of Noodles.

The day next, I went straight up to a Supermarket within my arena to confirm the exact Price of that Noodle, behold: I saw ₦16,800. I shouted, "Janet E nogo better for you".

Janet was the lady that was asking me for my details so that she will carry my Carton of Noodle.

On a similar note, last year Champion's league final, I aslo won standing Fan, and rechargeable bulb too.

However, I drank about 22 bottles of Heneiken with other two Gees of mine.

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Politics / Re: New Benue Under Fr. Alia In Pictures by Kenmatt(m): 9:07am On Mar 11
kokoA:
"Idoma leaders" must agree before government can execute public projects in Idoma land? shocked Bros, let's call a spade a spade abeg, the governor do not really value zone C and I think it's because a tiv man naturally sees an Idoma man as a second class indigene of Benue.

Because they see Idoma people as Igbos in Benue.
Politics / Re: New Benue Under Fr. Alia In Pictures by Kenmatt(m): 8:57am On Mar 11
immortalcrown:
Good, if the roads last and if money was not embezzled through the road construction.

The two things define a government (political) project are the government's honesty in the cost of the project and the economic viability of the project.

I pointed this out during the last regime in Ebonyi State and people attacked me. They said the man was the best governor in the East. Even social media influencers hyped him. Today, the airport is not working and the state is arguably the poorest in the East.

You don't have a point.
Education / Re: Wigwe's Funeral:the Moment Akpabio Was Humbled By A RCCG Pastor by Kenmatt(m): 8:15pm On Mar 10
Please what did that Akpabio say in that funeral?

For those of us that didn't watch the Video.

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Religion / Re: See 5 Things I Did As A Teenager That I Still Benefit From As An Adult (pictures by Kenmatt(m): 8:46am On Mar 10
How many times is this hitting here?

Or is it a paid advert?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Set To Join BRICS, May Start Trading Crude Oil In Naira by Kenmatt(m): 7:21pm On Mar 08
This is a welcome development.

It will actually strengthen naira a little as the naira will be competing in international trade.
Properties / Re: Abandoned Mansions: Estate Deserted In Abuja (Photos) by Kenmatt(m): 3:17pm On Mar 07
Must I comment on every thread?
Food / Re: Trending Video Of Noodles Sold In Nylon Bags by Kenmatt(m): 8:33pm On Mar 06
Blackshared:
We are getting there

Yeap.

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Sports / Re: Messi Has To Retire For Someone Else To Be Regarded As Best – Haaland by Kenmatt(m): 8:59pm On Mar 05
Wetin Haaland dey play sef?

Haaland that can not dribble past even a single opponent standing before him.

Any footballer that can not dribble past his opponent, is that one a footballer?

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Travel / Re: One Dies, Eight Injured In Anambra Road Crash by Kenmatt(m): 8:54pm On Mar 05
Mr cover!!!

Can't you chase good news?

Turn a new leaf and start chasing good news so that good news will chase you.
Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Celebrates His 87th Birthday Today by Kenmatt(m): 8:55am On Mar 05
OBJ is th best Nigerian President from 1999 till date.

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Career / Re: How Do You Cope With 60k Salary In Port Harcourt ? by Kenmatt(m): 10:36am On Mar 03
Hello OP, if your Company ha provided an accommodation for you, which is paramount, it's no big deal.

However, you also need to put into consideration your transport fare on the course of going and returning from work.

Truthfully, 60k is not too poor to survive with in PH, disregard most of these online "Mr know all".

There are many guys who teach in Private school and they collect 50k, some less than that.

However, the people that are discouraging you not to come as if PH is NY, ask them how much they are earning where ever they are.

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Romance / Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by Kenmatt(m): 6:33am On Mar 03
SuperOnyi:



shocked


No, I can't. I don't want to be a menace to the society, the pain they're going through is enough. If someone like me decides to do crime, you will need the FBI, CIA, and mossad to stop me.

You're talking too much.

If it's so, why have you not been able to excel and feed yourself on the one you claim here you know how to do best.

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