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NYSC / Re: NYSC Issues Certificates To Corps Members Who Spent Service Year In Bandits’ Den by Kenmatt(m): 10:02pm On Aug 23
Omoh! They don serve Nigeria in Bandits den.

Make una kuku give them the Certificate.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Baptised, Becomes Born Again (Photos) by Kenmatt(m): 4:26pm On Aug 23
Meaning She will not be fuuuiking Mr Easy again.
Politics / Re: Nigerians React As Big Brother Naija S9 Flops Like Tinubu’s Administration (Pix) by Kenmatt(m): 10:05am On Aug 14
IkeIgboNiile:
I still love and follow the show. Nigerians should stop this unnecessary hate for the show,they're not responsible for our nation's decay. We had a golden opportunity last year to right many wrong but we chose the wrong option.

My fav for this year is Chekas especially Onyeka. She's a complete vibe.

People are typing sense

You're talking nonsense

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Romance / Re: My Wife(pics) by Kenmatt(m): 4:50pm On Aug 12
I agree with the OP in totality.

I wouldn't t even like her Virgin.

I love it experienceed.
Travel / Re: Moment Lady Tore Her Husband's Passport As Soon As They Landed In Nigeria (vid) by Kenmatt(m): 9:04am On Aug 12
EreluRoz:
I will not judge her based on this because we don't know what the pain she has been passing through in that man's hand.

The peaceful and peaceful man may be a wolf in sheep's clothing. It is not a new thing that 80% of men are nice to outsiders but a beast at home.

That some of us can't go this far in our outburst does not mean the people that do are bad, we all have different ways of expressing our anger. Let me even tell you all that most people that express their anger are weak at heart and quick to forgive. So think twice before passing your unsolicited judgement. May God heal that woman from whatever that have made her do this publicly.

I heard her say this is Nigeria, does it mean he has been showing her shege abroad? Anyways I no dy put my mouth for married people matter

Buh yhu don put am finish
Celebrities / Re: Women Kneeling Down And Praying For Regina Daniels (Video) by Kenmatt(m): 1:11pm On Aug 10
Poverty na bad tin abeg.

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Travel / Re: Danfo Buses In Lagos Are Getting CNG Compliant - Bayo Onanuga (Video) by Kenmatt(m): 9:09am On Aug 10
People will be sitting ontop of Putin's Briefcase.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Cultists Kill Hotel Manager In Kwara by Kenmatt(m): 10:28pm On Aug 09
Sonofgod1990:

My car developed some fault. i spent about 160k today on fixing it. am yet to recover from it

It would have been better and mature not to respond than to type this balderdash.

What has the 160k you spent on your Car got to do with the 1k someone was bold enough to beg online?

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Crime / Re: Suspected Cultists Kill Hotel Manager In Kwara by Kenmatt(m): 10:17pm On Aug 09
It may baffle most of you on Nairaland, the perception through which you all both online and offline see Portharcourt as Cultists den may not really be as you think.

"Slangy" words may be common but Cult and Cult related activities may not be popular as you all think.

PH is actually a fun and a safe Place to live if you know normal Urban Street settings.

It's applicable everywhere, even in Paris as 2024 Olympic is going down there.

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Food / Re: Video Of Massive Food Preparation At RCCG’s Redemption Camp Goes Viral (video) by Kenmatt(m): 7:54pm On Aug 08
mrkings84:
E no go better for tinubu and apc, high cost of transport made me missed this year's convention.

Say it well,"High cost of transport fare made me missed this year's food"
Politics / Re: Atiku to Service chiefs: Don't use lethal force on peaceful protesters by Kenmatt(m): 1:21am On Aug 07
AbaganaMiracle:
This criminal called Atiku is on high drugs. This Fulani nationalist is the biggest hypocrite from the Fulani clan. Before the coming of Simon Ekpa to stop the madness of your Fulani terrorists in army uniforms, IPOB members were killed by your cesspit terrorists in army uniforms for several years as they protest with Biafran flags and you never uttered a word. Here you are talking nonsense because a few of your miscreants were gunned down. We will be here watching your Fulani people and the yorubas as you destroy yourselves over Biafran oil and gas.

Are there Oil and Gas in Biafra?
Travel / Re: Video Of Passengers Praying As Their Plane Suffers Technical Issue Mid-air by Kenmatt(m): 9:41pm On Aug 06
Righteousness2:
When you are face to face to death, Whether you believe or you dont believe you will understand that JESUS IS LORD.
Your mouth will open and Shout JESUS CHRIST!

There is no other Name in all the Earth that Save.

Why
Politics / Re: Food Crisis: Register For N40,000 Rice - FG Tells Public Servants by Kenmatt(m): 6:08am On Aug 06
So, Civil servants registering to get a bag of 50kg of rice 40k is a way this government has seen they can alliviate the sufferings of the people?
For them to even call it subsidy means no plan for food stuffs to get down any time.

Nigerians get ready!

The government of President Tinubu with those "Professors in Banking, Economics, Financing and Management " appointed and those he hired when he has seen that the economy has collapsed, till today do not even have any means or ideal of salvaging the shattered economy.

Let's just say the truth heaven will not fall.

Tinubu's administration is a total failure.

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Celebrities / Re: P'square Rudeboy Blasts Joe Igbokwe: “Elder Wey Mumu, Your Papa!” by Kenmatt(m): 9:41am On Aug 05
For Rude boy to had reacted in that manner, he is actually rude.

Joe Ibokwe maybe right afterall.

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Celebrities / Re: Skyewise Group Reacts To Viral Video Of Tonto Dikeh by Kenmatt(m): 9:37am On Aug 05
In every disappointed, there is a blessing.

"Tonto Dike think say She dey do Skywise Motors, Buh She dey do herself"

Skywise has gained more publicity and unpaid advertisement since that scandal rocked her Office via the nonchalant behaviour of an uncultured feminine.

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Politics / Re: AIT Camera Operative Covering Abuja Protest Breaks Leg While Fleeing From Police by Kenmatt(m): 10:45pm On Aug 04
Is African Independent Television still in existence?

They showed President Buhari "shege" during campaign period, when nemesis caught up with them, they went in extinction.
Crime / Re: Madman On Rampage At Ebonyi International Market, Raping, Molesting Women by Kenmatt(m): 12:14pm On Aug 04
Ebonyi State, Abakiliki.

Strange people with strange happenings.

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Autos / Re: See People's Reaction After Seeing Electric Tricycle For The First Time In Jos by Kenmatt(m): 10:59am On Jul 30
There nothing "local" on that doing.

If I see anything I have not seen before and I am interested in knowing a little about it, if I have the previlage to draw closer to see more, I will definitely do.

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Properties / Re: Have You Ever Seen A Black-colored House? by Kenmatt(m): 4:51pm On Jul 29
Sequence23:
There is a lounge in my area painted black

Where is your area?


Because there is a Bar 🍻 in my abode painted black too.

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Education / Re: Rare Historical Photos That Will Make You Appreciate Life And Moments by Kenmatt(m): 6:39am On Jul 27
It's historical! It's entertaining!! It's educating!!!

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Politics / Re: Our Investigation On The Malta NNPC Situation - Anonymous NG by Kenmatt(m): 2:48am On Jul 27
TimeManager:
I don't know the type of weed these bitter people from across the niger are really smoking. Your campaign of calumy got to achieve nothing than spread mischieve among headless mob. OANDO is an oil player in the oil and gas industry spanning over three decades, the owner is a private citizen entitled by law to conduct a legitimate business. Mr. Wale is not an NNPC executive being accused of conflict of interest. OANDO legitimately bought AGIP's onshore assets. Tinubu has recently approved the 100% acquisition of EXXONMOBIL's onshore assets to SEPLAT and ordered all litigations with NNPC be settled out of court. SEPLAT becomes the owner of the largest oil block in nigeria. Why don't you attack SEPLAT for acqiuring EXXONMOBIL ASSETS?. SEPLAT is your kinsman, you won't attack him, right?.
Athur Eze could get oil block lincenses in several countries but it is a crime for Mr.Wale to acquire business abroad.


-Kiss the truth!

You don't have a point.

The chronological analysis of OP is something to write home about.

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Politics / Re: Our Investigation On The Malta NNPC Situation - Anonymous NG by Kenmatt(m): 2:43am On Jul 27
Okoroawusa:
If una tire una go come down from that horse wey una climb. Na so una analyze Buhari's clone tire.

Ndi uchu!

What has that got to do with this?

The guy is actually driving on point.

"Conscience is an open wound,only truth can heal it" Usman Dan Fodio.
Sports / Re: Nigeria's Olympic Games Opening Ceremony Attires (Photo) by Kenmatt(m): 11:59pm On Jul 26
BoldBrainz:


So it is my "Edikang Ikong" you're calling "Erikaiko"?

Nso nso!


So sorry ooh!!
Romance / Re: Did You Know That Men Are 'Hot Cake' In Russia? (pix) by Kenmatt(m): 7:39pm On Jul 26
Does it mean that if I enter Russia now, I'll be feeling like Tinubu?

Does it mean that my fantasy of getting married to twins sisters will easily be realised in Putin's land?

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Celebrities / Re: Ada Kirikiri Gifts Nkem Owoh A Goat As Gift by Kenmatt(m): 7:25pm On Jul 26
Nkem Owoh, that his house is very fine ooh!!!

As a Property Consultant, "The value nobi small tin ooh"

Osuofia, Chai!!!! Gone are the days... we don't even care about Nollywood movies again.

But this man is irreplaceable.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria's Olympic Games Opening Ceremony Attires (Photo) by Kenmatt(m): 7:04pm On Jul 26
Jerrite:

Edikaikong is the proper name bro

I'm sorry, I am not an Efik and I am not an Ibibio.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria's Olympic Games Opening Ceremony Attires (Photo) by Kenmatt(m): 6:55pm On Jul 26
BoldBrainz:


What is "Erikaiko"?

It's Akwa-Ibomites/Cross-Riverians Soup.

It's mainly vegetables.

That's Pumpkin and Waterleaf. You add lots of ingredients like Fish, fresh n dry, Periwinkle and other things.
Sports / Re: Nigeria's Olympic Games Opening Ceremony Attires (Photo) by Kenmatt(m): 6:07pm On Jul 26
Ma problem be say; If I reach Paris, I go fit dey see Akpu with Ofe Onugbu dey chop, Egwusi with Pounded Yam, Okra, Ogbono and banga?

I too like swallow abeg. I fit dey chop am three times every day with good soup.

Ma Padi man come teach me how to cook Erikaiko last three weeks, since then, I don cook am two times.

E dey sweet nobi small.

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Programming / Re: by Kenmatt(m): 1:54pm On Jul 26
How much?
Politics / Re: SGF, Ministers To Hold Emergency Meeting Today by Kenmatt(m): 7:15am On Jul 24
President Tinubu fears anything called "Protest" like children fear Masquerade.

He knows "how far" during the "endsars" Protest.

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Celebrities / Re: Moment Cubana Chief Priest's Hand Was "Itching" Him To Spray Money At An Event by Kenmatt(m): 12:02pm On Jul 23
Wetin him dey work sef?
Business / Re: My Friend Who Warned Against Investing In Nigeria Now Taunting Me – Dangote by Kenmatt(m): 4:23pm On Jul 22
I didn't go through, I don't even need to go through.

Your friend is taunting you because you invested in Nigeria.

Alhaji, Please leave all these your "cry cry" baby thing.

The money you now have, isn't Nigeria that's its source and root?

If not Nigeria, you would have been like other Abokis on the Streets of Kano.

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