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Religion / Re: Fact Check: Did Pregnant Side Chick Confront Pastor In Lagos Church? (video) by Kenmatt(m): 12:33pm On Feb 20
This is my philosophy after going through the so called fact check;


If the Youth leader or the youth Pastor could put it up in such a manner, just to drive traffic to his blog, it's still the same thing.

Youth Pastor or Youth leader pushing lies to the Public just to attract fund to him self.

Church is scam.
Politics / Re: Rivers: Pro-Amaechi APC Exco Denies Ties With Wike, PDP by Kenmatt(m): 9:00am On Feb 20
Amechi is a Political Icon that hails from Rivers State.

The silent Amechi keeps sounds so loud like a loudspeaker.

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Sports / Re: TEN Most Injury-prone Players In Football History: Robben, Reus, R9, Wilsher. by Kenmatt(m): 8:52am On Feb 20
Ruben and Ribery then in Bayern.

When football was football.

Ruben left, Ribery right.

Bayern's front then was like Razor Blades.

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Food / Re: What Meal Can You Make With ₦1,000? by Kenmatt(m): 9:50pm On Feb 19
Gosh!

I was just amazed as I saw the topic.

Why am I amazed?

This was exactly what I was pondering this evening, what food can I make that I will eat this night and tomorrow morning with 2k.

Afterwards, I was able to make Yam Porage.

"Tinubu don finish this Country kpatakpata".

What actually got me confused was when the CBN Governor said that his job is second to the most difficult job in the world.

Meaning the CBN Governor is actually finding that job very difficult, as a result, he has nothing to offer, we should not expect any fiscal or monetary policy in positivity.

No wonder the economy, naira, is floating like someone swimming with a life jacket.

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Business / Re: The Fast Depreciating Power Of Our Naira, Which Way Nigeria? - Prof Ezeilo by Kenmatt(m): 8:10am On Feb 19
Hello! Ladies and Gentlemen of Nairaland.

One thing that gave me joy as I was going through Prof writing; after the rigging they call election, they credited most of these so called Professors' account to read out the falsified figures are results, mostly VCs of Federal Universities.

Now, why are you crying Prof?

Wait a minute, is it not the same Prof that was lamenting the high cost of freight ticket during AFCON final?

One thing that gives me joy is that, the so called man on the Streets knows how to adapt, survive on the Streets until the day Baba God picks his call.

Let's just assimilate this news with one bottle of ice cold Budweiser.

Shalom my people.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Goalie, Nwabali Honoured With Chieftaincy Title In Egbema Kingdom by Kenmatt(m): 8:06am On Feb 19
Okey nah.

Chief Nwabali!

Chief way dey wear Sneakers.
Politics / Re: Saraki, Sanusi: How They Took Over Intercontinental Bank From Akingbola by Kenmatt(m): 6:00pm On Feb 16
I actually know that the death of Wigwe Herbert will open up more shits.

My instinct has also asked me if Access Bank will still maintain her stamina after the demise of Wigwe Herbert.

Mrs Cecilia Ibru truthfully came to my mind. Oceanic Bank of those days...

But one question that is begging for an answer, Wigwe's mother, a Nurse, and his Father an average earner. How could he mange to buy Access Brank at the age of thirty-five years,(35)?

On another note, apart from the President and his men, Dangote and few among these Bank CEOs are actually the people running this country.

Let me tell you all the bitter truth, the geometrical ascension of dollar value can only dwindle any moment these people have found that the man on the Street has actually started saving in dollars.

This is just the why Banks are inducing those that have domiciliary dollar account to start selling.

In as much as they want the rich to keep getting richer while the poor gets poorer.

These Aristocrats derive pleasure when they hear you scream "ebipowaoo" even when I don't know it's meaning.
Education / Re: 7 Secrets Of Winning Any Bet by Kenmatt(m): 1:50pm On Feb 16
Nairalander248:


I never put money bet in my life.

I wan asked you ooh, did you bet say Egypt go survive group stage for Afcon?

Quit Betting ooh

You never put money for bet in your life.
You come dey put mouth for bet .

We Punters know say Egypt way you mention no dey in form this time.
Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by Kenmatt(m): 9:05am On Feb 15
mabea:
You're wrong. You should have said it is not an Igbo word in this context instead of saying it is not an Igbo word because aza is definitely an Igbo word.

That word is not an Igbo word.

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Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by Kenmatt(m): 10:09pm On Feb 14
HNICEARTH:


I dont argue much, nah book I dey point to. Bring book to the table

There is what is called language development.

A borrowed word that is infused to form a new word doesn't mean it's an originality.

It's in every language, be it English, Hausa or Efik.

Akara Igwe okwu- Phone number.

Ashawo, agidi, Waka and lots more are all not Igbo words but borrowed word that are infused into Igbo language.

So, AZA is not an original Igbo word.

It's not an Igbo word.

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Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by Kenmatt(m): 10:04pm On Feb 14
SK1SOLA:
Enough of all the argument, paste your AZA asap fast fingers.

0512515027 Smart Cash Bank
Business / Re: Why Are Bank Accounts Called 'aza' In Nigeria? by Kenmatt(m): 10:00pm On Feb 14
HNICEARTH:
Aza is an igbo word, which means digits or numbers.
Overtime, it was widely adopted in nigeria as a slang for bank account number

Stop spreading what you don't know.

AZA is not an Igbo word.

I am a typical Igbo man that has wealthy knowledge of Igbo Culture, Language and norms.

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Crime / Re: Newlywed Wife Murders Husband In Niger by Kenmatt(m): 10:10am On Feb 13
Nawawa for this guy ooh!!!

But on a serious note, you no dey ever report good news.

Na only Naija bad news you dey balance dey report.

Your coverage no reach Florida, Cali. Na wetin make you no fit report Access Bank Boss death.

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Crime / Re: Policeman Loses AK-47 With 60 Rounds Of Ammunition While Watching Super Eagles by Kenmatt(m): 9:04am On Feb 13
[quote author=saddler post=128431796]The policeman dont have any issue.

He should just tell his superiors that Iwobi didn't perform that's why he lost his rifle.

Simple.[/quot


Is Iwobi a footballer or a dancer?
Business / Re: Picture Of Wigwe Hosting Dangote And Otedola In His Lagos Mansion 2 Weeks Ago by Kenmatt(m): 12:40pm On Feb 12
Righteousness2:


How you celebrated does not really matter.
Who celebrates you on Earth or who does not celebrate you does not really matter.

Billionaire or poornaire club does not really matter.

What Matters is did you Depart this world with JESUS Christ as the Lord and Savoir of your life.
This is the only thing that has Eternal Value.

Don't live life pursuing vanities without Having what really matters. Everything Ends Here.



What about at the last day, you find out that all these things you have been believing is nothing but fiction, how would you feel?

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Celebrities / Re: Teni In Tears After Super Eagles Lost To Ivory Coast (Video) by Kenmatt(m): 10:39am On Feb 12
Na the money way she lost as She carry Nigeria straight win dey pain her.

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Politics / Re: Arthur Eze Bowing To Ebonyi State Governor by Kenmatt(m): 4:05am On Feb 11
saysoo:

Wetin Fubara get Niko?
Am just asking for a friend.

He demolished the State House of Assembly at his will.

Even the President never said anything on that till today, meaning he can even do unimaginable if he so wishes.

But for peace sake, he took a chill pill, a Particular American Politician conceeded defeat and said, "It's just because of America".
Politics / Re: Arthur Eze Bowing To Ebonyi State Governor by Kenmatt(m): 4:01am On Feb 11
Trimjos:


Dey play. Arthur that gift governors money. This is not hear say, I have been with him countless times when this happened. He does not need ebonyi money.

What does he do for a living?

Just tell us please.
Politics / Re: Arthur Eze Bowing To Ebonyi State Governor by Kenmatt(m): 3:59am On Feb 11
AllahOfBlood:

And the stupid Umahi puppet called a governor is standing with his face like farm hoe, stretching one hand without showing at least a bit of courtesy

What I do when people holder than me or even my age mate prostrate before me, I also prostrate before them with my two hands join together to reciprocate the respect.
I do same even with young people.

"That one nah yhu"
Politics / Re: Arthur Eze Bowing To Ebonyi State Governor by Kenmatt(m): 3:56am On Feb 11
APOPTOSIS:

Your statement is treasonable to the masses.
You are reason Nigeria is Finished and will never be resuscitated. Ur brain is wired to worship these men.

What about the POWER of The People...?
What about the Power of the constitution (the people)
What about the People who put him there?
You think they can't kick him out?
Because that country is Nigeria where such never happens. Your mates in Sri Lanka chased their president out of his residential apartment.
Many took over his bedroom and his swimming pooL.
The President was forced to be a Tenant in his own country and here you are making this statement.

Your Kinds are the ones empowering WIKE & Nigerian Pentecostal Pastors....
YOU deserve all the sufferings you're getting there.

Go and sit down.

The guys is absolutely right.

After God, it's the President, after him, the Governor.

Know it and know peace.

Don't claim you know what you don't know
Education / Re: Ayuba Abdullahi: Kwara University Deputy Bursar Dies Watching Super Eagles AFCON by Kenmatt(m): 5:29pm On Feb 08
That yesterday's match has killed two prominent Nigerians. There could still be more we have not heard.

Even when Nigeria won the match, had it been Nigeria lost to South Africa, who knows how many that would have died on or before now.

But, on a serious note, could this be the sacrifice for the Trophy 🏆 Nigeria is about to lift.

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Romance / Re: Being A Father At 22 (my Story) by Kenmatt(m): 10:05pm On Feb 06
Ukafor:
My gf has just delivered a baby girl, am now a proud father, it very true that babies bring goodluck, my baby has brought grace and goodluck to me all thanks to God.

It was really hard in the begining but i pull through, secondly be mindful of your words, words are powerful, i remember having a conversation with my then gf 2 years ago about having a child, i didn't meant any of it, this was what i said that day to her "in 2024 am gonna have a child by any means" and it come to pass.

I wasn't ready, every attempt to abort didn't work out, i pray God should forgive me for trying abortion.

THE FACT (1) Word are powerful anything you said about yourself may likely come to pass. (2) every child born bring grace and blessing to the parent, everything keep working for me.

Despite being an apprentice am able to take good care of my baby and the mother.


File Photo used for Illustration

I didn't go through.

But going by the last paragraph I saw, how are you able to take good care of your family when you are only but an apprentice?

Are you sure you are not into any Shady deals?

Even people who are working in a constituted Firms with a defined take home pay find it difficult this time that prices have gone so high.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Returns To Nigeria by Kenmatt(m): 9:56pm On Feb 06
Arobaga:
Useless robotic artifact has been updated in France







I hope they serviced and overhauled you well so that your new battery can last upto 3 months before you leave again






Most stupid president alive

Are you sure you have not driven nuts?

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Autos / Re: Automobiles Of The 1970s: Which One Can You Recognise? by Kenmatt(m): 3:54pm On Feb 06
owiko:
No be Micra wey full Ibadan I the see so?

Micra still dey Ibadan?

Wait ooh!

Na because say them say Ibadan na ancient City, na wetin make old houses, old vehicles, everything old full Ibadan
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Job Advert I Saw On The Street by Kenmatt(m): 5:55pm On Feb 05
And the person's handwriting is very good.

But, is it by handwriting?

Most times, there is this popular belief that those that can speak good English do not really write good English.


The above notion can only seem truthful if you are in any of the Cities that pigin English is commonly spoken.
Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion At Grammy: Picture by Kenmatt(m): 5:03pm On Feb 05
Wao!

She has recovered ooh!!

She is actually looking great now.

God bless the good old days.

When we used musical relics to woo our Ladies.

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Romance / Re: Who Will Marry The Beautiful Nigerian Women In The UK? by Kenmatt(m): 9:14pm On Feb 04
The "onyibo" mentality has eaten deep into their system, wherein Ladies and children have upper hand while men are subjected and they have accepted to be the subordinate instead of the head.

As a result, in as much as those white men do
not see worth or any value taking them as wife but just for fun, no Nigerian man will marry them hence they become toxic to your life and your life's span is reduced drastically.

Can someone tell me why we have Widows everywhere but scanty of Widowers?

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Politics / Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko At The Stadium Cheering Super Eagles (Video) by Kenmatt(m): 6:56pm On Feb 03
Why She just got old?

Could it be as a result of constant injection of spermatozoa?
Sports / Re: Saudi League Is Really Not A Joke? by Kenmatt(m): 10:38am On Feb 02
ThierryJay:


Saudi league remains a walai talaì league.

Inter Miami is the worst club in MLS. They get beaten by four, five goals plus by good MLS teams. It's like the Norwich city of the MLS. Al Nassr is one of the top 3 in Saudi. That's like a Liverpool level.

You cannot use Miami to test the strength of Saudi league. It's like matching up Norwich vs Galatasaray and saying Turkish league is better than EPL when Norwich gets whooped.

If anything, the fact that Messi was able to drag such a shit team to a trophy is the 8th wonder of the world. It shows Messi's impact on a dead team. Messi came on for the last 7 minutes and suddenly Nassr could not threaten or score a goal again.

Meanwhile Al Nassr was as impressive as ever without Ronaldo anyway.

It's a meaningless match for Messi. Ronaldo and co can enjoy this win as their W cup trophy grin

So you think Galatasaray will "whoop" Norwich?
Health / Re: I Got Ruthlessly Harassed By Police This Night For Holding Vega 100 by Kenmatt(m): 2:50pm On Feb 01
Young Man go and have a Sit.

You spit on Nigeria and will do anything to leave, who cares?

What happened in United State of America couple of years back, can you remember?

G. Floidd was squeezed to death by American Police.

Police brutality is almost everywhere.

How can you be bold to dish to a public forum that you damaged your sexual life as a result of Porn watching.

Who told you watching Porn does damage on one's sexual health?

Go and carefully treat the untreated or mistreated infection that has eaten deep into your system

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Sports / Re: South Africa Did Ronaldo Celebration To Mock Morocco For Knocking Out Portugal by Kenmatt(m): 12:16pm On Jan 31
It's all good.

No strong team again to challenge Nigeria for the Trophy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mtn Epileptic Network Just Cost Me A Job by Kenmatt(m): 8:52pm On Jan 30
Who told you that you would have been selected if you had attended the interview?

What will be will be.

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