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Sports / Re: Man City FC Take Top Spot In UEFA Club Coefficient Rankings Ahead Of Real Madrid by kevoh(m): 8:39am On Jul 14
dalongjnr:
What's Chelsea doing there?
Chelsea is there because of their European performance in the last 5 years. Something Arsenal and Man Utd can not relate to. grin

If you still don't understand. You can get all the information here: https://www.uefa.com/nationalassociations/uefarankings/club/about/

You need to be a regular at European competitions to rank high.

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Health / Re: I Saw Pieces Of Tissue Paper Stuck In My Ear by kevoh(m): 8:37pm On Jun 28
Next time visit the ENT specialist. It won't take him 5 minutes to remove the tissue. You were lucky you didn't damage your ear after all the poking with needle, broom and whatnot
Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Governors To Convene Emergency Meeting Today by kevoh(m): 1:53pm On Jun 26
Lol... meeting to discuss the addition of another 1k to te 62k. cheesy
Politics / Re: Garri Is Now 1,500 For A Mudu, Yet Nigerians Are Quiet by kevoh(m): 11:03am On Jun 26
Onovo3:
Lazy buns who don't want to farm, blaming Tinubu on everything ! Nigeria of those days was very good because larger percentage of the population were farmers. Don't farm, keep crying

Inside this my small backyard where I'm already running a poultry of 100 birds, is where I will farm maize and its supplements for chicken feed, raise cows to give me milk, pomo and beef daily. Plant beans, yam, rice, egusi, tomatoes, tatashe, garden egg etc. that will serve me weekly. sad Is your brain functioning well?

What about Titus fish and crayfish? Should I also bring the ocean to my backyard to grow them? Since everybody must go to farm!

Now the ones that manage to farm in the North, what has your government done to curb bandits preventing them from farming? Are you aware that bandits killed some farmers a few weeks ago? What about logistics to transport agric. produce? Should I go on?

If I don't blame him, who should I blame then?

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Religion / Re: Man Chooses ₦10M Over Adeboye’s Prayer (Video) by kevoh(m): 4:19am On Jun 18
Adeboye's prayer Like it is something that has meaningful effect before!

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Three For Allegedly Defrauding Access Bank Of ₦‎3.5 Billion by kevoh(m): 6:25am On Jun 08
Oh, I thought they said it's only crypto that can be used to perpetrate fraud of this magnitude lipsrsealed Other forms of currency are "saints" ! angry Maybe we should ban Naira next... tongue

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Religion / Re: How Giving God N5,000 Brought Me N25,000, Foodstuff— Pastor Ibiyeomie by kevoh(m): 11:38am On Jun 02

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Phones / Re: Putting Your Phone On Rice! Does it Really Work? by kevoh(m): 11:15am On May 19
It doesn't work. You will achieve the same result just leaving your phone to dry normally. Just turn off the phone (remove battery if it is removable) immediately and patiently wait 24 to 36 hrs. You can quicken the drying process if you've the skills to open up the phone, and dry off the wet parts, but for the most part, many don't have such skill.

Meanwhile, emphasis on " Switching Off " your phone as soon as it gets wet! It's the most important step to prevent possible damage. If you leave it on, the phone's internal circuitry gets fried!

Source: My experience

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Politics / Re: Keyamo: Tinubu, Shettima Will Start Paying Toll Fare At Airports by kevoh(m): 7:03am On May 15
snowball11:
Which airports of the world do they pay toll at the gates? undecided

APC as a party is demonic! grin
There's been a toll gate at Abuja airport, to the best of my knowledge since 2012.

However, APC is trying to fool people with this announcement. Every number 1 and his vice never take the regular gate that is tolled, which is normal. They have their designated access except they are telling us they will start using the regular gates which makes no sense security wise.

As for the so called VIPs with their plenty police escorts and other security personnels, I look forward to seeing how this will pan out when the FAAN official at the gates insist they pay. grin
Politics / Re: Keyamo: Tinubu, Shettima Will Start Paying Toll Fare At Airports by kevoh(m): 6:50am On May 15
Mtcheew! The president and his Vice never follow the regular access toll gates. They have their designated gates.

As for other VIPs, I am 100% in agreement of making them pay. They will use sirens and convoys but are unable to pay #500 for their SUVs. While the common man in his jalopy car pays regularly at the the gate! angry
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by kevoh(m): 3:10pm On May 08
Dauphine:


Please go through the thread, previous posts have mentioned the resources ad nuseam especially posts from njbybrth.nly. Additionally this https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Q1Tks5RoSUdGJS4bRdIwXaRiADnw1jeU/view should be helpful
Thanks a lot. I appreciate

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by kevoh(m): 1:02pm On May 08
shadow12345:

I found a lot of materials :
CE... the 100 long texts and the new additions (80 percent of the long texts on the exam day for CE came from this ). YouTube clips also

CO.. the YouTube clips were very useful .. some questions came out from those long conversations that are repeated twice

EE.. I got a summary list with lot of topics from past questions (for both the fait divers and the letter).. so I indulged.. I also mastered dialectic writing as called by Gracious words.. the Frenchies really like that thing lol (if you are able to execute it properly and produce a general good letter, a C1 is guaranteed). I practised all the topics I saw on the summary list, then I impute it in Chat GPT to grade me and correct me (no-one corrects better than Chat GPT, it basically even rewrites it for you in your own idea, so you can steal new words and phrases and paragraphs for yourself) . Chat GPT also helps with structuring.
At the end of the day, the two EE topics (fait divers and letter) on my exam day came from the summary list I got.. as I had already written them before, I didn't even have to think on the exam day.. it was just flowing grin grin grin.. The C2 I got is a testament to how easy I found the exam on that day.
PS: it helps to also convert your keypads to the french AZERTY.. imputing accents manually by clicking is a major time waster in this exam.. it was the culprit in me not finishing my EE during my first sitting.. So I wasn't going to let that affect me again.
I asked for an AZERTY keyboard during my examination and it made the difference for me in terms of time and putting the required accents (you need all the advantage you can get while writing this exam)

EO.. I also saw a summary list of topics (for section A and section B) from past questions.. problem is that I didn't practise that enough.. as both questions I saw on the exam day were questions I had already seen in the list.. so this was absolutely an oversight from me.

For my most recent examination, TCF.. Thelma and Aurorae have already treated the savoir-faire as regards to this.. There's a golden site for preparation.. the longer you practise there, the higher your odds of success.

J'espère que cela vous aiderait.


Congratulations on your score! Please can you point me to the materials/Youtube videos that you used on your second attempt at TEF. I would really appreciate your help in this. Thanks in advance.
Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by kevoh(m): 12:55pm On May 08
Dauphine:


Hi, I think I can assist. For your questions 1-4 they primarily concern TEF exams. As you stated that you’re preparing for TCF you may not need them

The site is, formation (dash) TCFcanada (dot) com
I am preparing for the TEF. Could you be kind enough to assist with the resource/link for questions 1 - 4 as I will need them. I's appreciate this. Thanks a lot in advance.

cc: shadow12345
Politics / Re: Bandit Plays With Lebanese Worker: "Foreign Firms Pay Bandits For Protection" by kevoh(m): 9:07am On Apr 16
NwekeUG:
The white lebenese in the video below is heading a road dualization protect in zamfara state.
What the hell is a white Lebanese? angry angry angry

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Travel / Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by kevoh(m): 10:36am On Mar 27
Good day tout le monde,

Does anyone know if Abuja has centers for taking the TCF or TEF?
Business / Re: Nigeria SEC Seek To Raise Cryptocurrency Exchange Registration Fee by kevoh(m): 10:08pm On Mar 16
As usual FG agencies hardly working together! SEC says something about crypto today, CBN will come out tomorrow with another rule that contravenes SEC!
Food / Re: Hardship: 5 Cheap Soups You Can Cook With N1000 In Nigeria by kevoh(m): 8:28pm On Mar 03
faceland:
....and remember, it would probably get worse so prepare for the worst.

The most important ingredient is free. It is water. Pour lots of water. They said "better soup na money kee am" so also have your tooth brush near bye because it is 1k soup, after eating, you might need to brush that 💩 taste from your mouth.
Even water is not free in some parts of Nigeria with no access to borehole or well or has bad water. You have to pay Mai Runwan N500 and above per day to supply water.

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Food / Re: Hardship: 5 Cheap Soups You Can Cook With N1000 In Nigeria by kevoh(m): 8:22pm On Mar 03
Great100000:
(3) Ogbono soup

Ogbono Soup is a super tasty, nutrient-dense soup made with Ogbono seeds (African wild mango seeds). It’s a draw soup just like Okro with enough viscosity to have it sticky to a ‘swallow’ for a sumptuous meal experience. It is also not a soup you need to break the bank for as with N1,000 you can have it made:

N250 – Ogbono seeds

N150 – Pepper

N200 – Palm Oil

N300 – Panla (to give it some spice if you want)
Ogbono Seed N250? Dey play! grin grin grin One cup is N1200 angry angry angry

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Business / Re: 'If You Are In Nigeria, Move All Your Cryptocurrency To A Custodial Wallet Now' by kevoh(m): 7:04pm On Feb 21
The ignorance on this thread is nauseating. And no, Binance is not crypto. It's just the most fluid exchange.

Many were already doing P2P trading even before Binance became popular and widely adopted. Closing down Binance NG, if it's possible, does not change much. Crypto activities will still continue

The clueless FG should focus it's energy on the real issues.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Portal Shut As Kwara Garment Factory Gets Over 8,000 Applications In 48 Hours by kevoh(m): 7:16pm On Jan 17
NaijaGoBetter2:


Do you know how many people that are working as warehouse operative in Amazon in US,/Europe.

You make every situation looks like say na only naija problem de.
How does this negate my statement?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Portal Shut As Kwara Garment Factory Gets Over 8,000 Applications In 48 Hours by kevoh(m): 6:47pm On Jan 17
What's impressive here? Over 8000 applications for factory work is a sign that there's unemployment and poverty everywhere and people will apply for just any job to survive.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (1 - 0) On 13th January 2024 by kevoh(m): 3:55pm On Jan 13
Sonofgod1990:

most of the chelsea fans has join man united, liverpool and man city so they can have rest of mind.. is noT easy to be a chelsea fc dis time around
Those ones are plastic fans! Real fans stick to their club through thick and thin!

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Workers Expect New Minimum Wage Before March – NLC President by kevoh(m): 5:05am On Jan 05
matify83:
Negotiations haven't even started and government have the antics of delaying matters until the last minute.

March is desirable but may not be feasible
Government is not serious and not ready to pay any form of wage increment. If they were, new minimum wage issue will be sorted out in just one week in January and still be ready to be paid to workers by January ending.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: New Minimum Wage Will Be Fair, Implementable by kevoh(m): 5:00pm On Dec 17, 2023
Civil servants received wage award of 35k only once which was for September! This APC govt keeps telling lies!

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Politics / Re: 5,000 Federal Civil Servants May Not Get November, December Salaries by kevoh(m): 6:59pm On Dec 05, 2023
seunmsg:


September palliative was paid around the same time with October salary. October and November palliative will be paid at the same time with November salary. Do you want the palliative to be paid before the end of the month or what?
I intentionally waited till today before replying you because I know they won't disappoint. It's way past month end, no October palliative nor November. Neither have a lot of people have received November salaries. With the super high cost a of living, you would expect something as basic as paying salaries on time to be a walk in the park. Just pay them even if it's only their salaries on time to cushion the effect, not asking for too much. But no, they would rather waste taxpayers money on taking over 400 scoundrels on a needless trip to Dubai.

The fact that we have zombies and sycophants like you still defending this nonsense of na administration is beyond me. Mtcheeew
Travel / Re: FAAN Bans ‘Ghana Must Go’ Sacks At Airports by kevoh(m): 9:22am On Dec 01, 2023
The Ghana Must Go bags weigh less than regular boxes making passengers avoid paying unnecessary fees for extra baggage,

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Politics / Re: 5,000 Federal Civil Servants May Not Get November, December Salaries by kevoh(m): 7:25am On Nov 28, 2023
FireUpNow:
Palliative sef some nor see. Na wa ooo
Some? Aside September palliative that was paid to avert October 31st strike, no one has received any other month's palliative.

Any civil servant without alternative source(s) of income will be in huge debts by now.
Romance / Re: Love Making In Swimming Pools Is Getting Out Of Hand!!! by kevoh(m): 6:37am On Nov 27, 2023
SIXTEENTH:

Where tiny micro organisms are discarded and pollution released
That's why pools are bluish green. Chlorine is what make the swimming pools that colour and it is added as a disinfectant to kill micro-organisms.

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Politics / Re: NIPOST Seek Partnership With Interior Ministry To Deliver International Passport by kevoh(m): 7:16am On Oct 26, 2023
Good One! I don't mind paying an extra fee to get my passport delivered to my doorstep! This is 2023! NIPOST services should also cover 'rapid' doorstep delivery of stuff for an extra fee. They can increase their IGR instead of waiting for FG handouts monthly.

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Properties / Re: How Much Electricity Does Water Pumping Machine Use In a Month? by kevoh(m): 5:12pm On Oct 24, 2023
Except PHCN increases electricity tariff in the future, 5k is more than enough even if they pump water every two days.

Your major problem is if your neighbours will keep to their side of the agreement after 2 to 3 months. Humans are fickle-minded!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: From USA, is It Real Or Fake (photos) by kevoh(m): 6:12pm On Oct 18, 2023
WithX:


Pls is there any app one can use to receive UK pounds which can also allow converting to Naira
Yes, same Geegpay will do it. If it's a family member, tell the person to ask around in the UK, there are apps that can do this.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: From USA, is It Real Or Fake (photos) by kevoh(m): 8:33am On Oct 17, 2023
You and your brother need a form of insurance payment thats he will not work for nothing like an escrow. Also, open a virtual US account with Geegpay, they can send his money to the account(if the job is legit) and you simply send the naira equivalent to your Nigerian bank account on the same Geegpay within the same day.

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