So much noise making when all your principal could have done was attend an interview!

Temmylee02:
Bag of rice is 41k here in Abuja so I don't knw where you getting these figures from.
Any ways let do your logo design for as low as 2k

If you look well, you'll find 35k to 36k in same Abuja. I bought big bull half bag 17k after pricing from 18k.

adekennis:


He cant be charged for withdrawal below 100k across counter. He can simply register business name and have access to 500k cash weekly.. There are many loopholes if you read through the policy very well.

Lol... A POS operator in a busy area can exhaust 500k cash withdrawals in a day. Even in a less busy place, two days max.

Registering as 500k is no loophole!

edoncast:
If you want to enjoy this leave ,just marry 6 wives and calculate their ovulation period very well.

Then,impregnate them January, FEBRUARY, march,APRIL ,may and June respectively .Just do the timing very well.Do this every year and you will find out ,you are the real and legitinate ghost worker in FG payroll.

If you like marry 100 wives, you can only get 14 days paternity leave in two years. If your head of unit has legitimate reasons, you can even be denied these 14 days.

Conner44:


Normally, if your vehicle was running and it’s engine suddenly trips off due to one issue or another those lights would stay on until you turn the ignition key to the off position.

Watch out for it happening again and then scan your vehicle to know why.

Yeah, the lights stayed on till I turned the ignition key to the off position and then back on. Then I drove home without those warning lights coming back on.

Good day guys,

Left my honda city running while I branched to get some vegetables, I didn't spend up to 5 mins. 30 seconds after I drove the car, the battery and engine oil light popped on and the car stopped accelerating. Pushed the car to side of the road, then turned it off and on. The lights the come on again but I'm worried. Anyone have any idea why those two warning lights popped on at the same time?

Le2money:
We are more than 20k students here oo....at least 50k

Ah

Nsonaso:

Do you think is the school fees alone?

Whether school fees and any other expenses, will the money not be going directly into UK's pockets?

AFTER SPENDING OVER 30 MILLION NAIRA ON MY STUDIES, I FINALLY GOT WITHDRAWN IN MY FINAL YEAR JUST BECAUSE
@ZenithBank
REFUSED TO CREDIT MY UNIVERSITY FOR A TRANSACTION THAT WAS APPROVED IN AUGUST 2022. SAD

I BELIEVE I SHOULD SAY AN EXCEPTIONALLY ENORMOUS THANKS TO EVERYBODY THAT AIDED RETWEETED, LIKED, AND SHARED MY TWEET ON ALL WEB-BASED PLATFORMS, I TRULY FEEL A DEBT OF GRATITUDE AND CAN NOT THANK YOU ALL ENOUGH ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU ALL SAVED MY LIFE.
@ZenithBank

30 million naira multiplied by over 1000 Nigerian students! (I know that the number is quite higher, about 20000 students) that's about 30 billion Naira! Omo UK steadily cashing out ! Now multiply that 30 million naira by 20000!

Sacrificing your freedom just for 3 minutes pleasure! Tufiakwa!

Curious345:

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That was a typographical error. I meant to type Ibadan not Abuja. I must have mixed it up while rushing to counter your misleading headline before everyone starts spreading fake news and panic sets in.

Why are you still stubborn to do the right thing by editing your title? What exactly is your gain in misleading people?

RealLordZeus:

The devil will be shocked at the bolded statememt

That was a typographical error, I meant Ibadan not Abuja.

As an Abuja resident, the headline got me panicky and jittery I just rushed to counter the misleading information without editing. My bad!

Curious345:

Any contingent state bordering the FCT is close to the FCT..

Same news posted by three different prominent news outlet in Nigeria, not one mentioned NEAR ABUJA in its headline!
There's no single mention of Niger state in your headline where it happened!

Curious345:

Any contingent state bordering the FCT is close to the FCT..

Post your waec result here ..I am very sure you're a failure

Lol...my WAEC result earned me a scholarship! Plus, I'm bilingual!
I don't see how all these relate to asking you to simply reword your title not to cause panic?
Just REWORD your title, shikena!

Curious345:
seem like your chatting from Douala...
Nigerians have been on panic mode since 2018..

Every day they go to the market to restock their homes ,they are panicking ..
.a 250 loaf of bread is now 600..

Maybe you're the one panicking .

Or are you a yahoo boy ?

Now you resort to Straw man!

Tell me about panic mode! I live in Abuja! I was at the same Nyanya park two days before the b.omb blast, exactly around the same time. Imagine the eediot terrorists picked two days earlier to carry their dastardly act?

The abattoir close to where I currently live, boko haram terrorists have been arrested there just a month ago!

This recent US embassy alert have put Abuja people on edge!

Then we have idio.ts like you spreading misinformation , and you say I should not call you out? Mtchew!

I wish the DSS can just pick you up for some questioning, so that you can have small sense not to spread misinformation!

Curious345:
I am still trying to unread what you typed up there ...

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Go and reword your title properly and stop the fear mongering! You know why you added 'near Abuja' as click-bait!

Curious345:
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So citizens of America SHOULD be happy and rejoice because terrorists attacked Maryland or Virginia (these states border the American capital )and not Washington DC?

If I say you are an idiot, it will be like I'm misyarrning! When terrorists attacked World trade Center in New York, did CNN, FOX news etc. report the headline as near Texas or near Virginia?
Do you know your misleading title can cause panic to Abuja residents?

Curious345:
your weed was laced ?

Damn!! Wat did you type ?

You are still an idio.t since you don't know how far 336 Km is! How is "336 KM" near Abuja?

Curious345:

8 confirms dead as terrorists attack Nigerian Military Barracks at the Wawa Cantonment, New Bussa of Borgu LG on Saturday night. The attacked location is about 338km northwest of Abuja , the terrorists planned the attack in 2 groups in an attempt to gain access to the gate of military barracks and free 1669 Boko Haram terrorists being held at the military barracks. 8 of the terrorists were killed and the number of casualties on the Nigerian military side is not yet known. But the gallant Nigerian army repelled the attack.

Idiot, the distance from Lagos to Ibadan is about 131 km. New Bussa to Abuja is three times the distance from Lagos to Ibadan. That's like from Lagos to maybe, Edo State. It's not even close! So why do you feel the need to attach Abuja in your headline? Why all this fear-mongering?

Lol...Even without COVID vaccines, you are bound to have heart related issues once you cross 40 yrs Old. Your heart gets older and weaker. Staying fit and exercising only slows it down, it doesn't stop it.

There's a reason footballers retire from active football by mid thirties despite being classified as young outside of football!

Anything can trigger cardiac arrest, even just receiving credit alert of huge sum can, let alone an injected vaccine!

SIXTEENTH:
The issues of dictates and guess, why don't they announced it to Nigerians long gone but now it's has occurred then they started predicting

They did that since February!

campuscatch:
#BREAKING: Verified; Universities to reopen 17th October 2022 as Federal Govt agrees to pay the outstanding 8 months' salaries.

Revitalization and salary areas have been cleared. Although the issue of UTAS is not finalized, for now, ASUU members have agreed to resume on October 17th.

Salary arrears cleared! Therefore, ASUU Lecturers will still get paid for the months they were on strike. Unfortunately, students are the biggest losers here! They will have lost 8 months of their life by the time Universities resume!

This is just a waste of time. APC and its minions grasping at straws!

He has been released already. Nairaland and being late to trending news are 5 and 6.

You better take a flight down to Canada to see your husband in order to resolve this issue amicably. This matter can never be solved over the phone, it has gone past that. Go and save your marriage, Madame before other lonely 9ja girls in Canada fill up the empty space.

This one is repackaged Tradermoni... Dead On Arrival!

YeyeGbami:


Finally an intelligent person, all these nairaland cyber security analysts don’t know nating. Even nord vpn was audited twice by big four auditors and they confirmed the no log policy.

Nord VPN? I dey laff Una....Nord VPN that I had to request for a refund because their VPN could not bypass ordinary Prolific website.

See, don't just do anything that will make you fall on the radar of security agents, FBI is too far, even DSS! If these security agents are on your case, no amount of VPNs and other forms of internet masking will save you! Only a matter of time!

Hndrrxxx:
that’s cuz you’ve been using some low budget vpn
Go check out ExpressVPN they answer to no one

Na so Hushpuppi think say he smart till dey nab him!

falcon01:
Fake!

Fake? This one doesn't know that your webcam can be hacked! Just because this looks staged doesn't mean it can't happen. Check YouTube for plenty videos of scammers being caught on camera.

When you travel interstate, you'll weep at the poor state of our roads!

This is stupid! Why not impound his car and force him to pay 100k in 4 months instalments instead or some other fine that still ends with the man recovering his vehicle at the end of the day. I feel the man's agony. He probably must be feeding his family from the proceeds of that car!