vchykp:

lolx..

lolol
but seriously bro, how many Laurets you don meet for Nigeria?

makydebbie:
lol..oya come and pay any amount not small amount oo and am urz...just promise me when its time for voting and i give you a mention you will vote

ahhhh!!! see this geh ooo. Spoken like a real campaign manager

any amount ke? for someone as priceless as you? no way!!!

you do PMs?

makydebbie:
lol..mimzy is a friend tho my brother shez got it all....beauty brains class shez super friendly and humble if you get to know her you will love her....you can check her profile...vote for mimzy and you wont regret it bro...so do i have ur word?

lolol sister not so easy

everything you mentioned are things I don't know about her and honestly a simple peep at her profile won't gimme answers

maybe when you gimme the name of that dude that beat me to your bride price, I'll start to consider

makydebbie:
mimzy!

kind of new to this forum

still confused as to the modalities to this whole miss NL stuff. A whole lot of questions to ask

anyways, why mimzy? abi because she is your friend?

ivyy:

I'll take that as a thank you
you're welcome love

ivyy:

These babes are fine jor

'These babes are NOT fine jor'
There, I fixed it for you
Thank me later

makydebbie:
no I was misunderstood I agreed with him on the part when he adviced the lady

ohhh my bad then

so, who is your candidate o?

makydebbie:
yes i am..

your comment made it sound like you are against the whole concept. #justsaying

[quote author=makydebbie post=46342299][/quote]

hmmmn thought you a card carrying supporter of one of the contestants

jenigurl:

See this hungry masturbation addict ! Me wear breast pads? Hahahhaa that will be the day.
I goes el natural you fagg! But you wouldn't know that would you? When you face stuck in your boy friends Lao all day.
Bloody dick eatter

Ermmm, shouldn't you be on fasting atm?

I mean, it's Ramadan, no?

makydebbie:
chaiiii...person just come now now now...to pay bride price if you can pay higher..maybe my elders will reconsider

who is that person Biko? is he on nairaland?

anyways I am not concerned. Money no be problem.

ayaf aksd you to name your price baaby. This is true love. I am ready to pay anything

Dandeson1:
So dos two pussies jus delete




na wa o

and you don't think this is quite insensitive!?

Dandeson1:
So dos two pussies jus delete




na wa o

and you don't think this is a little insensitive?

vchykp:
Her name has to be Lauret
Tall, chocolate nd slim
Homely and respectful
She should be from nigeria...

guy, Lauret in Nigeria?
kontinu searching ooo

makydebbie:
fly to my village na...and pay bride price

Atlast, I'm about to get a wife thru this nairaland

Oya name your price baaby girl.

Name your village abeg

makydebbie:
lol...well i want him dark..

hmmmn okayyy ooo
as you can see, I meet all your criteria
so, when are we getting married?

SAINTSAMURAII:
THANKS BRO. so what of u?

lolol
slim (don't like em fat) tall (not as tall as me tho) not particular about race or religion educated of course MUST be cool headed and calm
But man proposes...

makydebbie:
oh yes...have met one

make that TWO

Tall ✅
Dark ✅
Nigerian ✅
Scientist ✅

But you sure about this? Rarely see dark complexioned people dream about dark complexioned partners

SAINTSAMURAII:
BRO i do think surgeons have all the time in the world.

You sound so sure which means you must know something I don't.

GOODLUCK with that bruh.

I'll gladly honor your wedding invite

SAINTSAMURAII:
OK i will like my future wife to come from united states of america with a mexican blood, thats a mexican/american. fair in complexion, 25years of age, her occupation should be a surgeon. a college graduate and a kim kardasian body.

bros careful what you wish for ooo

you sure you need a wife that will barely have time for you and your children?

EscobarSnipes:
you stare at a picture from a screen, run mad and then masturbate to it. I wonder what you've gained if not to raise questions about your sanity. Of all the topics in the world, you chose to open a thread about 2 lumps of flesh hanging from a lady's chest. Go see a therapist.

Amen to this!!!

LesbianBoy:
So that red SUV with customised plate number "Skales" i normally see him with, was even given to him by his record label at the start of their deal with him? Lol..... And here i was thinking skales don finally blow and he has started raking in millions from his music to be able to afford SUV

And how is that a bad thing? Record labels always buy cars for their artists.

Mzbabytush:
May 17

5 17 baaby!!!

Audray:
Anything from Sia,Everything from the 80's,Afro beat,Indie rock,Rock,Alternative and of course some of Queen Bey.you?

Noticed you conveniently omitted anything naija.

I do mainly rock. Alt rock, soft rock, indie rock and stuff. Difficult getting peeps with same music taste this part of the world tho. Most ma friends plain tell me I listen to the devil's music, poor them.

I do a lil of pop as well

Kind of impressed wii some new naija artistes tho, esp the alternatives. Asa, Darey, Brymo, Bez and even Simi make veryyy good music.

More a music dude than a movie person tho.

Audray:
we'v all got our tastes yeah? Before i forget...Check out Jessica jones. I think u'll love it.

True that.

Talking taste, music preference?

Audray:
Same here I don't like any of those series either.More of a Sci fi maniac. Ur gonna be happy u wached OB.
*IOU NADA! :p

Audray:
Same here I don't like any of those series either.More of a Sci fi maniac. Ur gonna be happy u wached OB.
*IOU NADA! :p

hehehe.

Sci-fi not really me either.

More the drama and crime series person

Audray:
Haha! It's not as bad as it's cheezy title. If u liked Supernatural or Buffy, You'll like it.
*Please do.(Anyone that "does'nt like" OrphanB is basically a self entitled Tv show snub.No kidding)*

Never liked supernatural, never watched Buffy. Personally don't watch vampire, horror or mythical movies. Always see peeps rave abt vamp diaries and the originals but I never move near those series - simply put, they are not for me.

I'll see OB. I sha kno you owe me if iont like it. Deal?

Audray:
Lol.Ignore the title. It's pretty cool.Loads of myth and mythical creatures.The main char is a freaking succubus!
*Well OrphanBlack...It's about a sarah manning that discovers she's a clone in the most abrupt manner.This sudden discovery leads her to searching for answers and her quest leads to beffudling results.She's not alone though...She's got her "sestras" Each of them unique and awesome in their own way. I'm amazed at how Tatiana M potrays all of them perfectly.You'd even forget that it's d same person.There's loads of action,suspense and... science.No synopsis can do that show any justice. It's def a must watch .

I think I'll pass on lost girl. You lost me (ignore the pun) when you mentioned 'myth and mythical creatures', not to mention a friggin succubus being the lead character.

Will def check out Orphan Black tonight. You owe me if iont like it tho.

Audray:
Orphan Black! I sincerly have no idea how that one slipped my mind. I'm totally hooked! Warming up for season4.
*No reason.Guess i was in d mood for cork?
* Seen Lost Girl?

Mind giving a synopsis of Orphan black?

Lost girl? Nope. The title doesn't look like something a guy would like.

About the trolls, I wasn't being specific about anyone. Just feel the best way to get rid of em is to totally ignore them. It's a faceless forum, a lot of keyboard warriors all around and it's easier being a loser behind a mask.

One thing I have learnt over time - never feed the troll. It tires them out eventually.

Audray:
Well,I have a tendency to binge and seeing how it's a long running show,getting into it right now would amount to Hrs/days/Weeks of unused and wasted time.(Which is what happened when i started watching PLL & Fringe ) . So i prefer sticking to fairly recent shows.

Well, I get your point. Just feel if a series is worth watching, then it is worth watching, long running or not. Actually took me a while bfor I got stuck into it - some bae literally force fed me with it. Glad she did tho.

Orphan Black, worth a see?

One more thing, why do you keep feeding the trolls?

Audray:
Me .

Do I get to ask why?