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Culture / Re: A Woman Combining Her Maiden With Her Husbands Name by kimba(m): 6:37pm On May 23, 2006
it would still be better to have a woman who combines her maiden name with mine, and who is the definition of Kimba's wife in all respects, rather than,

having someone who bears my name, gives me hell at home, making me to daily interceed for deliverance,
Family / Re: Five Minutes Madness In The Family by kimba(m): 6:31pm On May 23, 2006
If women suffer 5min madness, for the men, what is it called?

im curious,
Romance / Re: Ladies Pretends by kimba(m): 6:27pm On May 23, 2006
at least its better for them to say No, and then guys understand it as YES, at least weve got an understanding there.

what if they say "YO" or ?
Family / Re: Your Fiance/Fiancee Is HIV Positive; It's Five Days To Your Wedding by kimba(m): 6:26pm On May 23, 2006
this one is haaaarrrrrdddd!

i dont know,
Romance / Re: Is it Ok To Double-Date? by kimba(m): 6:22pm On May 23, 2006
@fresheva

which "double date" are you talking about?

ONE
= is it the idea of a guy and his girl, and, a guy and his girl, two guys and their girls going out together, instead of 2, they are now 4, but each guy has his own girl, or

TWO
= a guy dating two girls individually, with neither girl knowing the other, the same is true for girls dating two guys, with neither guy knowing the other, what i would call "poly-dating"

if ONE, fine, no probs. Its all fun. The more the merrier.
if TWO, no, thats called Playing.
Romance / Re: I Want To Love by kimba(m): 6:16pm On May 23, 2006
ah cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: I Like This Girl, But She Likes Someone Else by kimba(m): 6:06pm On May 23, 2006
even after marriage, most women still would have preferred to marry the bestman!, so dont worry, its part of life.

If you really, really, really, triple-really like her, go get her, was in the same shoes as yours, let me confess:

I got closer to her friends, found out when her birth-day was(which was luckily like 3weeks) to the time i started liking her, so i got my computer skills together, made a lovely b-day card and wrote an 15-line poem for her(she was going to be 15years old), i described everything about her from head to feet, lastly, from secret admirer. The footnote in the card was like, if you would be really interested in meeting me, email me at ,

I managed to slip into her textbook in school a day to her b-day(saturday)thru a friend of mine in her class.
that was the end of the story. She returned my mail, it hit like a time-bomb.

it worked for me, it might not for you, its all a matter of approach
Romance / Re: Girls! Would You Collect A Gift From A Man You Dont Want? by kimba(m): 5:51pm On May 23, 2006
@deb

Ehn, im on the same line with you,

but will her "accepting the gift" be the signal that "she has finally said yes"?
Romance / Re: Punishment For Players/heartbreakers by kimba(m): 5:47pm On May 23, 2006
@blacknbold
Im a dude but let me answer as if I was a dudette grin grin

when a guy is showing you that you are all he wants , how will you know if you are putting your hand in fire or not you can't.
I would have asked myself if he was "all I really want". It might be hard finding the "it" guy, but all the same, i wont just be doing a trial and error on every guy, coz my heart is the one at stake. By the time i finally get there, if my emotions are way-over damaged, then i just got myself into some big-time.

, i have not come across the quiet ones that are still outgoing ,funny and not players
so is it impossible for a guy to be quiet, outgoing and funny, and not a player?
Romance / Re: How To Recognize Mr Or Miss Right? by kimba(m): 5:24pm On May 23, 2006
I usually listen to my heart, and when I find her, I'll know.
Romance / Re: What if Your Boyfriend Beats You A Lot? by kimba(m): 5:10pm On May 23, 2006
@gem87
Quote from: kimba on Yesterday at 12:10:33 AM
when a girl waits for her boyfriend to beat her from the level "first time beating" to "a lot beating", I think she has a problem. She loves to get beaten up.



is there a sexual twist to that?

Now, youve got some explaining to do, can a guy love his girl so much and beat up like 3-times a day?

or maybe hhhhmmmmmm what were you thinking? grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Various Meanings Of PDP by kimba(m): 5:02pm On May 23, 2006
Poverty Distribution Party
Romance / Re: Punishment For Players/heartbreakers by kimba(m): 4:40pm On May 23, 2006
@blacknbold
Saying a man should change is rubbish no one can change for anybody until they have all the p****y they want and are satisifed. Not until after that you can have peace. Its not all guys that are players but i have done my research and i found out that the ones that aren't players are the ones we don't fall in love with and in my opinion i think they are the boring ones

hypothesis guy-heartbreaker:
"Saying a man should change is rubbish no one can change for anybody until they have all the p****y they want and are satisifed. Not until after that you can have peace" = True

"Its not all guys that are players" = True

"but i have done my research" = Ok, what were your findings?

"i found out that the ones that aren't players are the ones we don't fall in love with" = True

"i found out that the ones that aren't players are the ones we don't fall in love with and in my opinion i think they are the boring ones" = False

CONCLUSIONS:
Girls would want to fall in love
Girls would rather choose to fall in love with Players and later be heart-broken.
Girls dont fall in love with non-players because they think non-players are boring

RECOMMENDATION
Players/Heartbreakers should not be blamed because it is natural for those who put their hand in fire to get burnt.
Romance / Re: For The Ladies. by kimba(m): 4:16pm On May 23, 2006
@diddy4dt
You are educating me grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Am Scared Of Girls by kimba(m): 4:07pm On May 23, 2006
hhhmmm,
maybe nosakhare just got dumped!!!
Romance / Re: To Marry My Girlfriend He's Offering Me 2 Million Naira! by kimba(m): 4:01pm On May 23, 2006
Its 12days now since you were made the 1.2milNaira offer. I believe by now, you should have either collected/refused the offer, or it has expired for which you'll get no consideration.
Romance / Re: Your Ideal Woman (for the men) by kimba(m): 3:54pm On May 23, 2006
My ideal woman, she must be virtuous, a happy person, and someone who likes to get lost(travel).
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Girlfriend by kimba(m): 3:39pm On May 23, 2006
@Ashiwaju
I like Rhoda's style, its what you call "Abstract Advertisement", grin grin
Romance / Re: Girls! Would You Collect A Gift From A Man You Dont Want? by kimba(m): 3:25pm On May 23, 2006
so you mean to say once a man gives a girl a gift, he wants a relationship?

how about a girl giving a guy a gift? is that a relationship-intro too?

pls explain
Romance / Re: Men: At What Age Did Your Heart First Break? by kimba(m): 3:19pm On May 23, 2006
@Rhodalyn
pls what is the definition of heart-break, im all ears, wink
Romance / Re: Is This a Form Of Cheating? by kimba(m): 3:15pm On May 23, 2006
@dalisto
let me give you a title for your Final year project:

[size=15pt]Advanced Marital Relationship Analysis of Intended Couples with a focus on Cheating definition and control(AMRA-ICC)[/size]
Romance / Re: Men: At What Age Did Your Heart First Break? by kimba(m): 3:10pm On May 23, 2006
when you come across a girl,
and soon you develop feelings for her,
finally you approach her,
and its like OK, things are running well,
and both of you get talking, etc,

After like 3-4weeks,
she tells you she's getting married,
and you're like,
what da ?

is that one a heart break too?
Romance / Re: 16 year old Friend of My Brother Asking Me Out (I'm 21) by kimba(m): 2:55pm On May 23, 2006
OK leave it all to Kimba, I'll be the refree for the Wrestling Match.

[size=14pt]Typewriter versus Snazzy's 15year old suitor.[/size]

no hold's bar.

Typewriter, make sure that while you wrestle with Snazzy's 15year old suitor, you observe Condition X - below
let the match begin.








Condition X: NO VIOLENCE AGAINST TEENAGERS.
Romance / Re: Inferiority Complex in Dating and Relationships by kimba(m): 2:12pm On May 23, 2006
@teeroy

I know a married man that got into serious problem after reading that ART of Seduction book by R. Greene.

You know what, that man was the definition of Fornication and Adultery, he was doing it in the office, in his neighborhood(what could be worse than a man sleeping with the wife of his next door neighbor, with only a fence separating the two of them), with Christians and Muslims, married women and single girls. It was more like a curse. The funny thing is everywoman that crossed this man's part always got pregnant. Not that I promote his way of life, but there was a time I was asking myself if this man every knew what a condom was, at a time, some 5-women were simultaneuously pregnant for him with the leaset pregnancy like 3months, Imagine the sight, 4-pregnant women accusing 1-man and he coudn't deny.

at the end of the day, he had to carry his book to his church and had to be "delivered", coz he said his problem started after reading that book.
Jokes Etc / Re: Mrs. Omokorede: The Pushy Nigerian Mum (UK) by kimba(m): 12:46am On May 22, 2006
Business / Re: Why Are Nigerian Companies Doing Poorly In Africa? by kimba(m): 12:23am On May 22, 2006
@4_play
My point about Globacom is that there is such a lack of capital in Nigeria that the biggest coys owe their existence to shady military men.

The Problem with Nigeria is the People. Many countries around the world have Natural disasters. In Nigeria, the people are the disaster.

On the GLO issue, Adenuga has a lot of backers, thats why he can do and undo in Globacom. If they dont perform, their backers will leave them alone, and for them to perform, they have to do some bad things, and since there is no law to stop them, they become gods on their own, coz if you talk to much, they'll turn their dogs on you.

I wonder how the government should allow Glo to be treating its staff so shabily, considering its owned by a Nigerian. The guy Adenuga would even go as far as threaten his staff that he isnt bound under any law to employ Nigerians, that he is just doing Nigeria "a favor" by employing Nigerians to work for him, that his responsibility is just to mobile telecom service. The above came from someone who heard him utter such nonsense.
Phones / Re: Nigerian "globalcom" Enters Indian Telecom Market by kimba(m): 12:14am On May 22, 2006
and thats why GLO would hire Indians who went to Technical school, with no University degree, to come to Nigeria and do the jobs that are meant for Nigerian University Graduates, and then we'll talk about Nigerian Graduates walking the streets.
Romance / Re: What if Your Boyfriend Beats You A Lot? by kimba(m): 12:10am On May 22, 2006
when a girl waits for her boyfriend to beat her from the level "first time beating" to "a lot beating", I think she has a problem. She loves to get beaten up.
Romance / Re: I Want To Love by kimba(m): 12:08am On May 22, 2006
@Sagacious

I think this thread could be rightly titled: When the Love Finished

Advice: What made you fall in Love with Him in the first place? That is the thing you are looking for.

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