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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 8:08pm On Dec 28, 2023
Lana1:
Bro thought he was getting arrested
Denwanker grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: The Founder Of Glock Handguns, Gaston Glock, Dies At 94 by KingTom(m): 3:49pm On Dec 28, 2023
Hezzyluv:
Remainds me of 2pac song "hit em up" grin

Grab your Glocks when you see 2pac...
call the Cops when you see... 2pac..


Modified. grin
Big Poppa smash fools, bash fools
Niggas mad because I know that cash rules
Everything around me two Glock 9's
Any motherfucker whispering about mines

grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 11:42am On Dec 28, 2023
izzou:


Can you kindly show me where there was subethnic superiority undertone in what we were arguing about that day?
I was waiting for this grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 9:41pm On Dec 26, 2023
Won ti settle e, Andre apere ti settle e, apari bin laden ti settle e, transition ti settle e, DOF ti settle e, Facility ti settle e grin grin

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Food / Re: 11k Well Spent.. by KingTom(m): 6:03pm On Dec 26, 2023
Love800:
Ok.
But do they have other colours apart from brown? And is old-layer an agric fowl?
I'm sure there may be but the predominant ones are these rusty brown types we see
Food / Re: 11k Well Spent.. by KingTom(m): 5:07pm On Dec 26, 2023
Love800:
I think this is the breed of fowls that usually lay eggs. Am i right?
Oil dey your head grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 12:04pm On Dec 26, 2023
DissTroy:


Not just in Plateau. In interstate boundary communities and inter-tribal boundary communities where there are boundary clashes and wars, they eat human flesh.

I'd freaking name a few of them and it might piss people off. The boundary communities in Iwok Ukem community in Etim Ekpo which have been in eternal boundary wars with the Azumini community of Abia eat flesh. Both the Iwok Ukem side and the Azumini axis.

The Ngwa part of Abia State too.

The Ogojas of Cross River and the clashing boundary intersecting communities of Cross River, Ebonyi, and Benue States. On all three parts.

Whenever you read of communities frequently interrupted by interstate and intertribal boundary clashes , just know they are cánnibals too as they eat the flesh of their captives/victims.
It's no coincidence that they are very dexterous with matchetes. If you ever get into a fight with people from these areas and they pull machetes, 99 out of 100, they'd use them to cause grave bodily harm.


Also, in these areas when thieves are caught, the thieves would most likely be cánnibalised. It's an unwritten rule. The lynching or jungle justice is a means to an end. If you ever have cause to visit these areas, don't eat any meat you haven't certified the source. Or don't even spend the night as a rule I adhere to.

Anyone from these areas on this thread who wants to deny this should engage so I'd mention specific names and places.

Cännibalîsm is still very much around in relatively few remote Nìgeriān communities from North to South, in all geopolitical zones.
Very valid.

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Food / Re: 11k Well Spent.. by KingTom(m): 11:46am On Dec 26, 2023
libertyfather:
you go cheat dem for market, how u take do am...cheapest chicken out here is 10k close to ishaha
Na old layer bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 3:09pm On Dec 23, 2023
Oh eyan Tantanbara grin grin
Health / Re: Penile Erection Beyond 30 Minutes Is Harmful To Men - Expert by KingTom(m): 11:45am On Dec 23, 2023
Prof na 1 minute man cry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 6:46am On Dec 18, 2023
Trevor012:

Despite all these your useless club is still languishing in 10th and below United. Carry your nonsense from here 😂😂
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 10:49pm On Dec 17, 2023
Leyqute:


Babanla waste of space.

He is always waiting to dribble back even when there’s acres of space in front of him. He’s not United level at all.
I tried not to join the bandwagon in criticizing him too much last season, I felt he was pressured by his price tag and the expectation. This year tho he's shown there's no more to his game than senseless 1999 tricks and indirect patterns, na lost cause abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 10:42pm On Dec 17, 2023
Leyqute:


As how? Lol.

You think we won’t get a win today if you replaced Antony with Greenwood on that right side?

Greenwood hasn’t played for 2 years but he has more goals and assists than all our forwards. Don’t joke with Mason G. He is a generational talent.
I can't argue with this, omo spinall na waste of space
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 10:13pm On Dec 17, 2023
Leyqute:
King Kobbie

https://twitter.com/UtdFaithfuls/status/1736457622541189577?t=OD69nRhuJ5zN0SA0dAhD1g&s=19
Leyqute legbegbe the great utd talent scout. I regret the day I doubted you about Greenwood, although with the way e end e be like say na me bin dey right o grin grin Mainoo will boss this midfield for years to come, I hope he keeps his head down and I hope he doesn't allow the money get into his head, because you know our club, na ridiculous salary increment dey next
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 8:05pm On Dec 13, 2023
BlueRayDick:


Okay , this explains it
They'll be back tomorrow arguing against this same point grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 5:21pm On Dec 13, 2023
kingofcasting:
grin
These niggas are the real Kings of Casting grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 3:26pm On Dec 13, 2023
BlueRayDick:


But Na Godfatherism produce the governor na
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 11:15am On Dec 13, 2023
patrickmuf:
You won't see ETH's attorneys tonight but if we manage beat Akwa United or Berekum Chelsea which is another useless club, they'll be out in full defending their MCM...I no know whether the attorneys are also bald. Maybe it is the love for their fellow baldie...
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 2:38pm On Dec 11, 2023
Theflint1:
These ones sef dey.
And there's always enough to go round as long as you don't get greedy... Navy, Army, NSCDC, Police, Customs, Immigration, politicians, cult groups everybody benefits as long as you don't cross your boundary. When you cross then you hear arrests of vessels etc
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 12:10pm On Dec 11, 2023
kad199:
That true with 20m in Bunkering business here in Delta you go make that kind money na.
I was waiting for this grin on kpofire mandate we shall stand grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 7:48am On Dec 09, 2023
GloriousGbola:


We thank God for your life and limbs chief. My understanding is the older models of pickups and cars in general are much tougher than the newer ones
Amin. I think any car generally, you stand a better chance of survival if you were hit by an Mk8 Golf as compared to the Mk2 Iron and steelgrin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 7:44am On Dec 09, 2023
Itsrm:


The vehicle actually saved your life. It absorbed the impact that would have been transferred to you.
Yes this is true, and apart from a few cuts from broken glass, no other damage was done. But I was dissapointed when I saw the state of the Tacoma, I no even dent am small grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 6:36am On Dec 09, 2023
izzou:


Omoh! shocked

No be small speed una use dey come.

Thank God for your life. These newer models soft sha, including the Tundra (I believe)
Na God o, a Golf loaded with Hausa fish sellers suddenly came to a quick halt, me in trying to avoid the Golf (cos I'd have killed everyone in that car) put my face to the right, I saw the Tacoma lights and the rest is history...
The new Tundra looks soft true true, that OG wide face Tundra remains the GOAT, but na who chop well belleful go fit use those kin cars for this balablu regime grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 12:17am On Dec 09, 2023
izzou:


Apart from KingTom Tundra, i haven't driven any latest

But Ford get interior oh. Choi!

There are cars you drive in Nigeria, and the Police won't bother stopping you.

They just wave cheesy
Bruh, after the events of 2014 anything wey concern Ford I wash my hands comot, I collided with a Tacoma just like mine infact na 1999 fish tail model do me this kin thing, imagine if it were a Tundra cry as I woke up in the hospital I saw the light and it said 'Tom, Tom! Flee! Flee from Ford!! Flee before that American contraption kills you finally'. Ford cars sweet i no go lie, but these new ones too soft, see the remains of my beloved Ranger cry cry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 11:39pm On Dec 06, 2023
Good game, saved again by the Ghost. Tegwolo go swear allegiance to Mctominay by force grin guaranteed starter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 8:17pm On Dec 06, 2023
Trevor012:

You are getting yourself worked up over common Chelsea our regular wife. We go flog them for old Trafford as usual.
No wahala make we see how e be grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 8:16pm On Dec 06, 2023
TrebleChamp:
Doc calm down, we are winning this game....
I've made peace with myself. Whatever happens e no concern me, I like your faith tho grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 2:27pm On Dec 06, 2023
May thunder strike the blokos of Tegwolo and may the gods afflict those same blokos with the rashes he so loves if he throws this game. Kai God abeg no allow make dem disgrace me today abeg cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 9:06pm On Dec 04, 2023
Roland17:


From the little I know, their history dates back post Biafra war after Igbos lost a lot of their businesses to the war. A group of influential Igbo men came together and formed the club with the aim of pulling financial resources to assist each other get back, they have not looked back since then.

They used to be a closed group with stringent membership requirements but I think they have relaxed a lot of those and are more open to membership. Most of the theories were pushed because they were closed in the past and those tales mostly exaggerated or false.

As far as I know, it is a legit Igbo socio-cultural group with influential personalities from all works of life. I have uncles/aunts who are active members including here in the States and their gatherings are usually LOUD! I will tell you, they have influential Igbo sons on their roster and do a lot back home.

You are right, they still have fragments here in Calabar who happen to meet at the golf club where I frequent. These men discuss serious issues and contribute a lot for each other's special occasions be it dedications, weddings or burials, all while parading some of the hottest lays Calabar has to offer grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 8:45pm On Dec 04, 2023
iamoyindamola:

Have never entered bank for reversal complain I always follow the 24 hours protocol maybe na confidence but my wife have suffered months no reversal the thing funny me that day ehn
Na UBA customer care phone no and their Twitter DM dey hear am for my hand, once I begin rant quote law then tear a few Fadeyi Oloro curses, nobody go tell them make dem return my money. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 6:49pm On Dec 03, 2023
nitrogen:
Omo, e go pain me if Chelsea should beat us on Wed. God abeg o!
Na wetin dey run through my mind be this, no be all this rogbodiyan wey we dey do for here. Make those shekpites no use us collect Glory God abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 6:47pm On Dec 03, 2023
TrebleChamp:
Was Ronaldo is primary 1 when Ten Hag was benching him and bringing him on in the 89th minute? So Martial and co are suddenly too big for the disciplinarian to control. He will be very foolish not to punish Martial for that distasteful behaviour..
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