are u sure u r somewhere outside naija?
cos this don't sound like english to me even if a portuguese was speakin it.
my bad brotha

try me rhodalyn

well guys, an intro party is on sometime in november off the coast of mallorca, spain. On board "the rare gem". You wanna cum, talk to ma baby n i'll buy return tickets for every1 approved by her.
Antonio Banderas n his wife r cumn, no kiddin.plus u'll meet the richest naija guyz u eva saw and most r single!

well guys, an intro party is on sometime in november off the coast of mallorca, spain. On board "the rare gem". You wanna cum, talk to ma baby n i'll buy return tickets for every1 approved by her.
Antonio Banderas n his wife r cumn, no kiddin.plus u'll meet the richest naija guyz u eva saw and most r single!

thank God everywhere i go, i see hennessy even in freetown. That place has to be jupiter!

thank God am abt to whoop ur arse honey for telln me abt the job on nairaland! f@TFHV NSF&*O^*^(*@&OO(&K!!!

Thank God am black, aint none better than being black.

Bleep u guyz.i love my wife

I wish florida was vacated for me and my baby.

anything about God sounds good to me bro.That's ma sense of judgement

let's see what happens morrow man then we'll know who really has GEM

hey guys lemme start by introducing meself.
Am the "Guy" y'all are talking abt, no don't run for cover, i really appreciate what all y'all've said.
to set the records straight, am gonna turn 23 in december 13th, my first time in da Uk, i was 11 months old, my dad got this political thing n had to relocate to naija.So we made it a vacation thing for us, visiting the uk every time we had some break.After my secondary education, i left for london n got into UCL, somewhere along, i felt i had to get my own money so i left school.
Since i left school, i've seen the world and i've worked around it, speak other languages and believe me, i've got enough for my grandchildren stacked up offshore.
On One of my visits to naija for a countract i got in ma state, I met my Gem.My li'l cousin told me he was friends wiv da hottest chic in town n i handed my wallet over to "spend as he wanted" just get me n the chic known.I used to like a lotta women n played them in ma time.
I thut i was gonna play some more but when i saw Gem, i knew i hit ma last bus stop. Na my gbogboero be that.I love her so much and it's a pity some of the stuff i did in the past came after me and it's been one hell of a battle getting my stuff together again.
Obasanjo n his EFCC tryna freeze ma money in zurich and the homeoffice placing me on a ban which's been legally sorted out.
I never really wanted to do anything but transit thru the UK after everything but i could give up all i am for gem.She's that kinda woman that would make imams go to church (muslims my bad).
As for dumping gem, i pray she doesn't dump me cos she's everything i've got.
I just concluded plans to take my sunshine to mallorca for the summer and my house could take 3 more couples. so if you wanna come, return ticket's on me.
About the brother who's asking her to hide when am going job hunting in da UK, lol nah man, that aint neva gonna happen cos i don't need to work and my baby too.
Shit what am i sayin? bottom line is am obsessed with GEM and i always ask God to make me good enough for her.Am not dumping her for no oportunist to take up nah cos she's my life, the reason i look fwd to waking up morrow.
guys generally reserve their comments about their babes and how much they love em but am in at a point ryt now that i'll have a bad day if i don't hear gem's voice.
If anybody's gonna be around miami in october, we are coming then you'll see that love is always worth havin patience and fightin for.
Anyone seen her, tell her that her "zoro" can't live without her.

baby u gittin married to some guy behind ma back?
y'all gotta be kiddin me! u couldn't possibly be talkin abt me gem cos am unleashin lead at the party![color=#990000][/color]

I got logged onto this forum thinkin it was gonna be a thing for really matured ppl 100% but am seeing somn to the contrary so i think am pulling out, am taking my wiffey too.
Am not a great fan of pastor chris oyakhilome's but i wanna ask Y'all somn especially the guy out there blabbin abt pastors being confined to there churches n leavin binnes to the binnes men.
Questions are, because a man is a pastor, shouldn't he be employed?
what makes a man a business man?
even if y'all aint gat no fear of God, doesn't common sense tell you that humans'd feel safer in an airplane run by a church?
Anyways i don't blame most people for their views but remember you mustn't reply every post on the forum.
I stayed away from naija some time and came back on a short trip but the things i saw (and i still see)made me nearly shed tears.So i got determined to invest here in this country n By God's grace i'll be offering employment to 120 people by xmas. That's what you should be thinkin about instead of sitting your black arse down in da house and having your mums or giffies work out your food and pay your internet bills and you talk shit on it.

that's crap

o man!!

man Bleep 2face. y'all keep bringin him up n i aint gonna last 24 hrs in nairaland.Niga can't even buy himself some wheels, still grindin on someleftovers!!