[quote author=Billyonaire]Even Before Jesus, the Christ, People got crucified. And even after Jesus, the mode of execution continued. So what are these Bishops outraged about. Christianity should be more enlightening than Islam, although both are Asian Ideologies.[/quote

Ur ryt bro.
I guess i shld lecture d bishops on jewish customs and tradition.

Dude, are you sure you live in P.H? The collapsed bridge was completed sometime in 2005 or so. Omehia only came in 2007. The bridge you are referring to, in which he paid the contractor (Julius Berger) 100% mobilization is the ELEME JUNCTION flyover. That bridge has since been completed.[/quote]
I tink ur qustn shld be redirected 2u.
Omehia paid Bulletin contructn co d entire contract sum 4d constructn of Olu obasanjo bye pass rd now knwn as G.U Ake rd and Eliozu flyover.
Ur ryt abt Eleme junctn flyover.
Its also on record dat he paid d total contract sum 4 the stae mall at GRA junctn

These ntwrk operators shld accpt d fact dat sms wil soon be a tin of d past.
Wit all dis new apps, why shld i waste my N5 or N10 on sms.
Though i stil use sms 2 snd businez cards.

Beans & custard,
beans & rice,
Beans & plantain,
Beans & bread,
Beans & GARRI.
D current price of beans, plantain and bread is alarmingly rediculous.
I guess dat wil put mor pressure on d price of G4.

Have anybody here heard d word "SCHADENFREUDE"?
It means malicious enjyment wen u fill dat a is suffering.
I tink dats wats happenin here, ppl tink dat apple is sufferin and so de fill happy.
Sorry 2 burst ur bobbles guyz cus apple is nt at all.
D fact dat u cant afford an apple gadget does'nt mean u shld open ur mouth wide and vormith rubbish even wen u knw nothin abt d product in qustn.
I'm jus waitin 4d official comparison btw gs3 and iph5 so u haters can shut up and appreciate the king of kings in d smart word.
Comparing apple 2 sammy is lyk comparin Benz or BMW 2 Toyota products.
THEM NO BE MATE AT ALL OH!.

25 pages and stil counting 4 garri alone.
Seun i tink we've set a new record here.
Credit shld be given 2 G4 unit for such an unprecedented height.

If u ask me,
This wil definitely skyrocket d price of G4 around naija.
I tink the Ga.....,ativists shld protest against dis currency tin.

Mariage say, mariage no say.
Peter no rape dat gal giv ha belle oh.
This is a case of 2 consenting adults doing wat they want 2do, abeg make una free dem jor.

Besides, i dnt c hw dis wil reduce d price of beans in d m........t cus i jus heard dat beans is nw 2tyms d price of rice.
I guess dat makes G4 d ultimate amongst those cup tins in d m............t

stagger: OP,

Listen to me and listen very carefully.

THANK GOD THIS IS HAPPENING NOW.

The last thing you need, is a marriage that will be receiving interference from your inlaws and their pastor. So let this girl go and get another one. There are many girls out there. HUSBANDS ARE HARD TO FIND. If the girl feels you are not worthy to be her husband, there are other girls that will worship you as a husband.

The day my pastor back in the day was trying to make me leave my girlfriend (now my wife) and go for another is the day I severed my friendship with him and ties to that church. Today I am married to a woman who cannot bear to see me away from her for even one minute; that is how much she loves me.

So concerning marriage, forget all the match-making BS. It is unscriptural and not in the bible. The BIBLE says that he that finds a wife, finds a good thing....It did not say that he that marries a wife that the pastor has found for him. Be very careful. There are many pastors who were never called of God and will find damnation on that Day of the Lord.

OP, COPY THAT.

[quote author=lastpage]We kids of nowadays think you "adults" are just too wicked and selfish!

Who told you we cant distinguish between a real BB or Touchscreen and a Chinese, imitation plastic phone?

who told you you are the only one entitled to cute phones?

Okay, they cost a lot of money and we will probably drool on them or chew them......and so what?

What about all our money that people gave us on our naming ceremony, what happened to those cash?

When you were organizing naming ceremony and one year birthday for us, you think we dont know why you made it so elaborate? Is it not because you know we would pull in a lot of gifts and money?
Is that your money or my money, you thieving parent!

My own Mum will dress me up when she is broke and take me on a walk down the street (l was very cute and chatty) and before you could say "ATM", people on the streets were harassing me (such a fine boi, he's got lovely eyes, some even pluck my cheeks and that hurts!) and she was collecting "the returns" and smiling inside her head!

Get home and she will not even accord me the respect of deciding how much of it l am willing to share with her!

Damn!! We'll urinate on your best phone and l will pooh on your remotes.
We will eat your #5,000 note (God bless that funky Mallam) if we ever lay our hands on it.
And your car keys we will hide under the Sofa until you learn to give us what belongs to us!

By the way, you think we dont speak and communicate with each other, right?
You think we are as dumb as we pretend, right? Well, l got news for you all Adults...
Adults sucks!


.......Aaaah, my dad is coming back from the gents, l have to quickly submit these before he is aware l can use the computer and internet!
He will go mad when he sees this posted under his username.
That Badt man will wonder if he was drunk or something.
Meanwhile, l am back to rolling on my back like an eediot he thinks l am.

Cant wait to soak his suit with urine, if he ever carries me on a 'Monday morning'!

Submit...submit...submit button. Aaaah, its done!

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dont mind dem, dey tink we dnt knw all dia plots, funny as it may sound we do and wats mor, we knw exactly hw 2 counter our so called smart bt 2me dull parents

First final in uefa history 2end in first half.

Facou don rubish chelshit finish

Chelsit on d edge.
Dat shld av bin a goal no 4

Ramirez wethin na

Falcou is perfect

ATM 2 BAD, BLUES ON DIA TOES

Nigeria the perseved gaint or shld i say dwarf of motherland playin little bro 2 S.A.
Why wunt eMTy heN treat nigerians lyk little kids dat knw nothing.
And a minster acknowledging dat poblicly, dats insane.
Why cant he be diplomatic in his choise of words ?

i luk 4ward 2dat

OBJ is the WASH of the decade.

combatmedic: The life expectancy of the average Nigerian male is less than 50 years. I think we can safely say that the Nigerian female plays a big role in reducing the life expectancy of the Nigerian male.

Opinion seconded!

In a 3rd world country lyk our were religeous fanatism is d order of d day, prenup sounds ungodly.
Bt lets take off dis religeous jacket d real facts here.
If a guy or a lady is in control of LALAS, he/she attracts undue attention wch 95% of it is as a result of his/hes success.
Wit such status, ur chances of gettin a lyf parter who realy loves u be becomes very slim, hence u hav 2 cum up measures 2 protect in case ur partner turns out 2be a golddiger.
Make no mistake abt it, marriage is no doubt a divine arrangemnt bt d legal pappers signd in court are binding contract.
Lets luk at it 4rm a businez perspective, if u go into any partnership businez u, u sign an agreemnt on hw profit nd loses wil be shared wit regards 2ur input.
Secondly, u also look at hw wil i fare if d partnership does nt wrk out as planed, whats in it 4me.
Jus d way u watch ur back in any businez partnershp, u also hav 2 watch ur bck in marriage partnershp, nobody goes into marriage wit intentions 2end it bt lyk it or nt divorces are bound 2 happen nd u dnt wnt 2b d victim at d end of it all.

[quote author=blink182]NO, there are more important things than power.

Health care
Energy
Security
Transportation
Job creation
i tink ur d biggest slowpoke here if u dnt knw dat energy and power is d same thing.
No offence lol.

Dis story is poorly scripted, does'nt dis writer hav a clue dat several of such stories has bin aired yrs ago?
Nxt plzzzz

I for one, dnt fancy dat advert its very derogatory

well, its gud 2knw dat d ladies are as affected as d guyz.
Cus i consider it a total waste.