Fellows when it come to sex I do anything to have my satisfaction. On val night I went out to take a few drinks with codine and pills and I went home to watch some new porn movies I downloaded.
I tried calling my girl but she was probably fhucking another dikkk , i tried calling up some random chick's but every one was busy eating out with new catch. and i was so Hot, lonely and bored
I tried mastubating but I was not really getting the feelings, i even wore my girlfriends pant to feel sexy and i even smell it to percive the smell of sex and i did every thing I could to have a nice time alone but to no avail and a thought just came to my mind saying have you tried raping your self by your self before.
Guys I then started talking to my self, i now acted like am two persons one male and one female and one wants it while the other doesn't.
Before you know it I started hitting ma self slaping ma self hard and acting like fulani heards men While forcefully crying out for help and using ma hands to tear off my boxers and forcing ma self to rape my self while shouting no no no no no no pls pls pls pls pls pls stop stop stop stop then I now forcefully mastubated like a rape victim I also finger my ass till I had a big cum and slept off.
Guys am I normal , thats was the first time I tried that.

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My close pal wants to take legal action against Nairaland for banning him here till October 21st 2036 infact that mod is high on gum, for good 19 yrs you ban someone ok na. Pls how do we file a law suite lets settle in court

If teckno is a duck then what is airforce1? A. agama lizard B. Toad C. Owl D. Grasshopper

A

That means olosho will be very cheap here

You can ban me if you want but having a new account is as easy as ABC. I noticed in religion section islam is forcefully been imposed on people before you can comment on an islam thread. But when it comes to christian thread every tom dick and harry can write bull shit. I now understand this is a common thing in islam. Forceful conversion just like boko haram. I can never accept islam just because i want to comment on a post. But if same is not done to all christian post then truely jesus christ is the way the truth and the life that is why any one can have access to him 247 and no one can come to the father except through him.

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Yes : No

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Tomorrow is the last sunday of june pls go to church and thank God. Remain blessed

StephDamielola:
Stephanie please don't say anything....

steph do you have a TOTO and whats its colour and elasticity?

My people i don reason am tire abeg do you know the answer? Why was it not named DODO or GOGO or YOYO? What is the TOTO all about in the pu**y? does it mean where ur going TO

Guys I share a lot of secret with ma girlfriend and we do crazy things together. We mastubate together while on the same bed watching porn. We mastubate while communicating and talking sweet words to each other,sometimes we try to make sure we reach orgasm at the same time that means we stay in touch on our feeling of orgasm and usually when reaching orgasm we usually hug each other while moaning
Sometimes we drive pleasure in changing sex character, i act as the woman and she act like the man. We go as far as wearing each others cloths. Usually I wear her pants and bra and wevon the she helps me out with make ups. And she in turn wear my cloths too..
She takes me to bed and I feel like a woman while we make love and she feel like the man, this makes me know how women feel during sex. Is this true love? Can we make good couples together?

Oh my one and only christ. my people am so happy and praying for buhari to come back so dollar will go up because it favours me so much and am making money from it. My business pattners still use the old exchange rate to send in dollars Pls is it a sin?

Every spirit of homosexuality in your life i command it to die in jesus name. You that mod coming in here to remove this topic are you living a life free from sin? You that man that woman that boy and girl who rushed in here to blast and judge them are you living in sin? Whats the different between a gay and a fornicator and adultery? Sin is sin and all will lead to the lake of fire. Remove the log from your eye first before helping others. May God forgive us all our sins in jesus name

My muslim friend wants to kill him self. For the past weeks now he wakes up every 4:30 am to swallow four fufu with vegetable soup, and he carefully drinks up to 5 pure water and spends the rest of the day playing video games. This has been going on now since the ramadan fast. Its like the fast to him is just like observing tradition. I pray he doesnt develope any health issues

La click la bend

Nollynude:
OP and the first to comment should shove their stupid opinion down their fvcking ass

op i will like to fu**ck bob risky in the ass

Guys when it come to sex I do anything to have my satisfaction. On friday night I went out to take a few drinks and pills and I went home to watch some new porn movies I downloaded.
I tried calling my girl but she was with family , i tried calling up some random chick's but every one was busy .
I tried mastubating but I was not really getting the feelings , i did every thing I could to have a nice time alone but to no avail and a thought just came to my mind saying have you tried raping your self before.
Guys I started talking to my self, i now acted like am two persons and one wants it while the other doesn't.
Before you know it I started hitting ma self using ma hands to tear off my boxers and forcing ma self to rape my self while shouting no no no no no no stop stop stop stop then I now forcefully mastubated I also finger my ass till I had a big cum and slept off.
Guys am I normal , thats was the first time I tried

I noticed that i eat a lot of late and my appetite is on a loose so i want to ask is over feeding a sin before God or does it in any way affects spiritual life?

Alot of south westerners(Afonjas) have the habit of using this container to poo and its common among the rich and the poor. First i thought it was for reasons of avoiding toilet infections but i later found out that its just a pure culture and inherited way of life possible passed from parent to their children and i noticed even some hotels also have the containers in their toilets. Its really irritates me. I dont know about you?

jusRadical:




Go and UnCloth your grandmother and grandfather to find out.

Perverts, rapists, pedophiles, etc everywhere.

Repent and accept Jesus Christ.

na fight? I understand you are a bisexual because ur profile has no gender.

IdeyFindWife:
chai, on a monday morning...?!

guy is like you dont know Nairaland is an office me i resume very early and close late. I do overtime sef

galadima77:


What?!!!!

Well they have and don't ask how I got to know...

bad guy i code you very soon we will become business associates in that field of survival

Op you are a cow

TRADELYN:
Yes! But it does not grow so early like beards.

good to know that so i can carry on my project

nkowalo:


wait when you grow old you will find out.

i want to know now because i want to make a new move in this recession