Ruqaya: i've seen dis joke sooo many times dat i'm sick of it

What drugs would you need?

abbeycial: joke of d year..i almost collapsed wit laughter.

Lol thanks

sucezTP:
Lol..
Funny..!

Thanks

A young Jamaican father-to-be
awakened the village doctor in the
middle of the night saying:
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma wife
man! Her water is broken man! She
is about born a child man!"
The doctor came over and told the
father "Hold the lamp higher! Hold
the lamp higher now!"
The father-to-be obliged, and
behold, a baby's cry was soon heard.
...... The father cried out: "Praise the
Lord! A boy!
I is the proud father of A baby boy
man!"
The doctor again told the father,
"Hold the lamp higher! Hold the
lamp higher now man!".
The father again complied, and to be
sure, another cry was heard. The
father excitedly proclaimed: "Is
twins!! I got twins! I is doubly
blessed! Glory be to God!"
The doctor instructed, "Hold the
lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher
now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard!
The father, somewhat subdued, in a
nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Thank
ya Jesus."
The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp
higher!. Hold the lamp higher now
man!", and a short while yet a
FOURTH cry was heard.
The father said nothing, being lost in
deep thought.
The doctor for a fifth time
commanded "Hold the lamp higher
man! Hold the lamp higher now!"
The father then asked; "Doc, me
think we off the light now man. You
think maybe is the light that
attractin' them?

Whenever something like dis is caught,d onlookers r always wearing bathroom slippers,Y? Although its very comfy walahi buh we don turn am to christian louboutins

Coconut n bread anyday!!!

Ever had d 'wrong' groundut in ur combo?

Crown Prince:
Let assume obviously your kids are above twelve years. Before you travelled,ur supposed mother in-law took away your wife and the kid preventing naming ceremony or whatever. You travelled and your wife returned back to be with your mother. Few month upon your arrival,your wife kicked off with $70000 dollars.
All thie while the children were growing up,i bet you sent money down for their upkeeps or the recently sent dollars was to clear their infant and adolescent arrears?
Man,i be guy man like you

Guy get ur head outta ur ar.se if u must comment or stick it in there and shut up. U really think people can't afford $70,000? Lol. U need to viewe life from a fresh perspective.

And he said to give his mum 20k did he write in what currency? Since everything he wrote dats money-related is in $$$ y didn u at least force ur brain to think $20,000

U really are a typical nigerian and nairalander. Smh

I actually thought the woman gave birth in d flood and GEJ rescued d baby. Mtschew!!! That baby could have been anyone's

baby-boy:
Coming from a man who is on his 3rd or 4th marriage


He should concentrate on his young Czech wife

Just like afam said,don't go flying off tangent by making comments dat do not cohere with the post. Trump is all about woman-beating and not 'staying together'.

pearl~hapi:
#sobs#my joke isn't dry[bad belle]

Darling! Try do a better job next time ohk? Who knows we jst myt laff

dopeJemi: izit dat u read d joke by 4am n Laffd by 5am Cuz d tym u posted ur comment sayz 5:01


Or u read n Laffd by 4am n u decided 2 comment by 5am dah u Laffd by 4am, meaning u r nt just laffin, dah u laffd by 4am

Lmao! Dis actually got me laffing after yawning from d dry yoke

Quit throwing stones up n down y'all,didn't y'all read they were both high on something They acted under d influence and may not do so if otherwise no matter how attracted to each other they might be.

@topic I hope this opens her eyes to d dangers of alcohol. I pray for her a pregnancy doesn't result buh try to not break a marriage

Reports indicate dat d riot is goin on at the enugu campus of the school (UNEC) and not the nsukka campus. We at the nsukka campus sure have learnt from the last riot over the same issue

wynezz: Tanks for the correction,bt i dnt ve any intention of comin btw her and her bf.I only wana be a gud frnd to her bt she always emotional whle takin 2 me,she always want me around.she jst told me she wil be visitin her bf nxt wk,her primary reasn is jst 2 see me.Am a corper nt a student as u ealier said.tnx

U r a corper? Holy Mary!!!

Illuminati pastors? I await illuminati politicians in nigeria. Member pastors and celebrities are rather stale news

redsun:

Are you saying that the lynching happened in the suburd far away from the university? or you are assuming i said it?

When i mean the university community,it could mean the students hostel,cafeteria or lecture area.As regards the probability of lecturers involved,lynching is more or less a culture in nigeria,the arrays of perpetrators varies,status,qualification and sex notwithstanding.

Guy try to dey read well now. This happened far far away from the university campuS. If u read well,it happened in an 'off campus suburb' and nowhere near the university campus yet u stl dey drag. No offense meant oh buh reread well and post only wen u understand well wat u read.


seized by a mob at Allu, an off campus suburb where they lived

They shld kill 3 birds with a stone now:
1) The girlfriend shld do a gender reassignment surgery (be a transgendered)


2)They both get the cash


3) They stay married

Gay loser

Allahu akbar!!!

Prophet Muhammed (WAS)

Sweetheart, let go. I'm a lot like U buh I've learned that life's too short to have bottled-up feelings and I'm trying really hard to apply that knowledge. Its been relly hard seeing as I love to be in control of me and my emotions. This pic could explain it all for U...

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Thanks!

Pls how do u migrate to glo Yan Me More? This Gista is total wack and guzzles my airtime like crazy

Pls how did u apply (website) and what r d criteria? Graduate? Service?

Allahu Akbar!!!

I recently saw a movie 'Traitor' where everything dats perceived by the world as wrong with islam was treated and the true path of Islam coming out victorious in the end. It was also directed by an american. Hoping to hear of a protest [maybe by christians against the director for lying to uS]

My point? Acounter film should be made and equally-if not more-publicised and let us have 'a moment's rest' in nigeria since we cannot all afford a trip to Germany!

@op, find and buy Tim LaHaye's 'The Act of Marriage'. U read it, and get ur hubby to read it and u both practicalize it, trust me,ur marriage won't be the same. It will open his eyes and mind in a christian way. U both will be 'sexually satisfied christians'