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Romance / Re: What Do I Do With This Girl? by Koolyarns: 8:52pm On Nov 16, 2012
do u know what to do, listen carefully
Get 7 red candles and get the pics of 7 black models ,
invite her to your house, get a room close to the entrance and stay there
place the pictures on the floor and place a candle in front of each of them
light the candles and kneel before them,
begin to chant and mumble some inaudible words
time am well, so as she enters she would stumble upon you in the room , if she ask you what you are doing, pretend as if you are shocked and tell her you want to explain something, tell her the model pics are the girls you have dated in the last 9 months and all of them died of mysterious circumstances and you are trying to pray for their souls.
if she calls you again,know she is mad.

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Celebrities / Re: Who Is Nigeria's Richest Artiste(s)? D'banj, 2face Or Psquare? by Koolyarns: 8:45pm On Nov 16, 2012
i think it's d'banj, because he recorded a very high success rate this year.
Romance / Re: How To Get A Rich Man! by Koolyarns: 8:36pm On Nov 16, 2012
see to tell you the truth, the main thing women want nowadays are guys that will foot the 'bills'. well i do not blame them but many of them make mistakes, young girls of nowadays are following guys with swag, people who are still under their parents and probably have poor money management. advise i give girls go after a guy who has goals and works towards them, note: works towards them! don't be discouraged by his now, he will prove to be the best choice when the future comes and those your friends who discouraged you from being with him will go green with envy.
Romance / Re: . by Koolyarns: 8:30pm On Nov 16, 2012
if you are man or a lady, i am sorry to say, YOU MUST BE CRAZY!!!! how would you say you love someone very much and you have been dating for 6 years and you say you don't see marriage in your future, are you not a fool? come on find something better do with your life and stop being stupid.
Family / Re: 6 Months After Marriage. Still No Sex. by Koolyarns: 8:26pm On Nov 16, 2012
Do you call what you are in a marriage, well i do not, i think it's child's play, how do you expect to procreate? he is impotent , why did he not tell you at first? many christians of nowadays don't want to tell themselves the truth , they are slaves to what people will say and listen to doctrines that are not written in the bible.
if you want to know what's good for you, take hold of your life and get a divorce!
Romance / Re: My Ex Sends Me This Message After A Year by Koolyarns: 8:22pm On Nov 16, 2012
i love this, they always come back.
Celebrities / Re: Iyana And Yvonne Nelson On Vacation (PICTURES) by Koolyarns: 8:17pm On Nov 16, 2012
these are old pics, yesterday yvonne nelson in a magazine interview stated she would marry iyanya if he proposed.
Celebrities / Re: New Photos Of Tonto Dikeh by Koolyarns: 8:15pm On Nov 16, 2012
Tonto should try and reduce the controversy around, let her be a bit mature and probably settle down, she might not know what she is doing now until it is too late, she should be future oriented, table turn,things come and go.

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Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Prof Chinua Achebe by Koolyarns: 5:48pm On Nov 16, 2012
God bless you sir and happy birthday.

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Celebrities / Re: New Photos Of Tonto Dikeh by Koolyarns: 3:42pm On Nov 16, 2012
WELL TONTO IS ENDOWED BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MARRY SUCH A LADY?

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Politics / Re: Happy Birthday To Prof Chinua Achebe by Koolyarns: 2:51pm On Nov 16, 2012
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREAT MAN.

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Celebrities / Remi Lagos To Be Buried Today by Koolyarns: 12:38pm On Nov 16, 2012
Popular fashion designer, Oluremi Osholake a.k.a remi lagos who passed away recently would be cremated today at the Golders Green Crematorium in London.

Her lying-in-state took place yesterday, November 15, 2012 at JH Kenyon, 83 westbourne grove W24UL in London.Her best friend, Funmi Iyanda launched a campaign to build a memorial website for the late Remi.We are told that pictures of her and her work would be collated and put on the website.

Remi passed away on November 3, 2012 after a long battle with cancer.

May her soul rest in perfect peace.
Music/Radio / [finally]brymo’s ALBUM #sonofakapenta OUT!! by Koolyarns: 12:18pm On Nov 16, 2012
Chocolate city Signing, Brymo has dropped his much anticipated album, Sonofakapenta.The 13-track album was released digitally yesterday, thursday 15 November 2012.

The album contains his hit tracks, Ara, Goodmorning and Go hard and features chocolate city’s female rapper, Pryse.The album is heavily supported by BBC Radio 1xtra in the UK, and it is said to be one of the biggest releases of 2012.

You can download the album on Spinlet.
Education / Waec Penalizes Students Involved In Exam Malpractice by Koolyarns: 11:32am On Nov 16, 2012
The west African examinations council WAEC has sanctioned students involved in examination malpractice. According to the National President, All Confederation of Principals of Secondary Schools, Hajiya Fatima Abdulrahman, said 101,398 candidates out of the total number of 1,695,872 candidates who sat for the May/June 2012 West African Senior Secondary Certificate Examination in Nigeria were considered to have been involved in malpractice.

“The committee has approved that appropriate sanctions as prescribed by the rules and regulations governing the conduct of the examination be applied.

“The committee has approved that the entire results of candidates involved in proven cases, which attract cancellation of entire results be cancelled, while results, in proven cases, which attract cancellation of subject results be similarly cancelled. In addition, some candidates will also suffer other sanctions such as barring them from sitting for the council’s examinations for certain number of years,” she said.

She further stated that the names of the schools and candidates involved in Malpractice would be available on the WAEC website in two weeks time.
Webmasters / Re: Bloggers How Much Do You Make A Month. by Koolyarns: 11:30am On Nov 16, 2012
ribechi how long did it take you to join adsense
Celebrities / Should Men Of God Own Private Jets? by Koolyarns: 11:26am On Nov 16, 2012
Many men of God in Nigeria own jets, notable ones like Ayo Oritsejafor, bishop david Oyedepo among others. IrokTv decided to interview nigerians in diaspora to find out what they think about it?

Should a man of God own a private jet? drop your comments

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Celebrities / Robert De Niro Insults Jay Z ''you Are Rude'' by Koolyarns: 11:16am On Nov 16, 2012
Actor,Robert De Niro vented his anger on rapper, Jay z for not returning his phone calls. De Niro called Jay z ”rude and disrespectful”.



Robert De Niro and Jay-Z got into a tense beef at Leonardo DiCaprio’s birthday bash the other night, when De Niro called the rapper disrespectful, Page Six can exclusively reveal.

Spies say “Godfather II” and “Taxi Driver” star De Niro gave Jay a dressing-down in a roomful of celebs including Martin Scorsese because the rap mogul had refused to return De Niro’s calls.

Sources add that Jay tried to joke his way out of the situation, and even his wife, Beyoncé, tried to intervene, but De Niro wouldn’t back down.

“Bob was sitting at a table, and when Jay-Z went over to say hello, De Niro told Jay that he never called him back,” a source says.

A spy then overheard De Niro complaining to the rapper, a fellow TriBeCa resident, about a song Jay-Z agreed to record for the Tribeca Film Festival. De Niro had reached out to discuss further details, but Jay never returned his calls.

“Bob wasn’t in any mood to make polite conversation,” the spy says. “He told Jay that if somebody calls you six times, you call them back. It doesn’t matter who you are, that is just rude.”

When Jay-Z tried to make a joke of it, saying he is terrible on the phone, a source says, “De Niro kept telling him that he thinks he’s the man, but that he was disrespectful.’ ”

“Beyoncé came over, but that didn’t calm Bob down,” the source said, adding that afterward, “It was the talk of the party.
Politics / Re: Justice Kayode Eso Is Dead. by Koolyarns: 11:09am On Nov 16, 2012
may his soul rest in perfect peace.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Denies Dialogue With Govt by Koolyarns: 11:08am On Nov 16, 2012
This people and their lies.
Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin Visits Oshiomhole by Koolyarns: 11:06am On Nov 16, 2012
very happy for oshiomole, edo state now has a governor that will curb the rate of bribery and corruption.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Attacks Elrufai Again(pix) by Koolyarns: 11:05am On Nov 16, 2012
This very bad , it think this guy just wants cheap attention

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