Lolsss!!! This one funny sha.

Free f**k for dem homo Dem. He/she might make a lot of money there and his/her an*$ go hear am before months elapsed.

Awon cross dresser, awon transgender, awon ode!

But what of when someone is arrested by the police and asked to bail himself pending the outcome of the case isn't money paid? I'm sure cash is paid to the IPO. Now are there two different types of bail in our system?
Just asking for clarifications

This one funny sha

No body fit settle their matter na y dem settle am for themselves

Whatever you do is your choice bro but I can help you open up your eyes to te options available....

1. You can choose to forgive and forget like always

2. You can decide to slap back and quit or continue the relationship

3. You can decide to quit the relationship in your mind and turn her into a cum dump till you are satisfied

4. You can also decide to show her that you are the real man and wife her so she'll respect you for the rest of your life

5. The list goes on and on and on so whatever you decide to do is your call!!!

Mehn this guy is terror o. Imagine Rivers State Police, IRT and Delta State Police for one man. I don't even know why the faces of the surviving ones were blurred.

He was killed after a serious fight but the others were arrested without any gunshot wounds. Kudos to NPF!

Op you are incoherent

No be only woman we go dey fear their jealousy o

To be sincere with you, if your girl ticks the other dots it's not enough to break up the relationship at all at all!
There are solutions to snoring. If you make her sleep by the side, she won't snore or it would be reduced drastically. There are also gadgets that people wear on their face to stop snoring... you can Google about them.
Do you know why I'm telling you this? Hmmmm... to find another girl na war o, consider the time it will take for both of you to understand yourselves and I'm sure you don't have the luxury of time. Except you have other alternatives you are looking up to or looking for a reason to quit but to my humble self, snoring is not enough reason.
Goodluck!!!

Someone once asked between cultism in Rivers and Awka which one is more deadly?

Me don't even know sef because I'm kornfused

Please let the killings stop... we have bigger problems in our country
I just wish this could stop, it's already out of hand

Op is sounding like me..... kornfused

Long overdue. Thank God government is awake now

Ondo state don dey learn how to kill people anyhow

I think you should put it better like "I have a very strong desire to get killed or maimed suddenly"
You get the drift?

Enjoy wella!!!

Dead man talking

Lolsss
Funny indeed
Person wey never chop belle full dey find life wey em go take.
This life no balance sha

thesicilian:

He's going to jail bro. Just because it's manslaughter doesn't mean he'll go scot free, it just means he won't be charged for murder. Lesser sentence, but still gets punished severely

That's not true. The family of the woman may want to settle out f court. All he needs to do is bail himself and settle the woman's family. He may not even spend up to two weeks in detention

We dey wait

If you are still single, think very well before getting married.
That's the only thing a confused man can say

It's like asking me "Do you want to be a Simp?"

adobebrittany:


And it looks like he'd be rejected at the pools if he miraculously scale through this quagmire... He's still keeping hope alive. Brother actually believes in one way or the other that light at
the end of the of Edo tunnel would shine... Is it good to indefatigable, unrelenting, and resilient? Shaibu is about to tell us.

Buhari and Alex Otti already told us

drimzsmoke:


Says who

Says me nah.... no be from my mouth you carry hear am?

Hmmm


Well, I'm a kornfused man...

RIP prof

To marry a simp is the dream of every woman, even feminists

A pussy that is well taken care of is odourless

ABC

Na for person wey get plenty time

If you don't know anything about the death, call your neighbors first, the family of the deceased, your family then the police. Do these immediately then prepare your mind to spend some time in detention.
Don't attempt to run because you may run but you can't run too far
Good luck!