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Business / Re: How To Start Profitable Okrika Business In Nigeria: All You Need To Know. by Kpene(m): 10:14pm On Apr 07, 2019
I need Jean Jackets .... Who is into it?? DM me 08100588665
Politics / Re: Osinbajo, Tony Blair Meet At Aso Villa by Kpene(m): 4:13pm On Apr 05, 2019
freemanbubble:

Not surprised because you are young and dumb
And broke grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Poor Condition Of Hostels Of University Of Nigeria, UNN, Enugu Campus (Graphic) by Kpene(m): 11:17pm On Apr 03, 2019
I used to stay for two weeks without shitting then in KSU hostel....

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Business / Re: I Want To Go Into Keke Napep Business, Please I Need Some Guidelines by Kpene(m): 11:45am On Mar 27, 2019
ifortenet:
Please I need the agreement too, kindly send to netzfoet@gmail.com



odiereke:
It's good business, u can send your email address so that I can forward you a good Agreement Template you can reach with anyone you want to give it to.


Send it to me please.... ojomakpene01@gmail.com
Business / Re: I Want To Go Into Keke Napep Business, Please I Need Some Guidelines by Kpene(m): 8:09pm On Mar 21, 2019
Please help me with the template...
ojomakpene01@gmail.com
God bless you
Politics / Re: Michael Enyong's Egede Greeting Raises Eyebrow At Akwa Ibom Airport. Photos by Kpene(m): 5:38pm On Mar 09, 2019
Kpene:
Clear road ooo.
Isha Krf, your metal no go rust, he shake na balance e go balance.
Injew d back you d front ...
Mechering for injews...

No be lie Bam Axelord...
Dodorima to all Axemen World wide
Business / Re: How To Start A Business Online: Opinion From Successful Nigerian Entrepreneurs by Kpene(m): 9:40pm On Mar 07, 2019
AyodejiCharles:
Cool

You can import items just like I do...

BTW.
These stuffs are for sale
Quote me if interested
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by Kpene(m): 10:53pm On Mar 06, 2019
Goaaaaaal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by Kpene(m): 10:51pm On Mar 06, 2019
joshjc:
penalty
Who?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by Kpene(m): 10:38pm On Mar 06, 2019
Geekop:


Oga Champions league analyst, give us one match that had this kind of situation.

Many matches
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by Kpene(m): 10:23pm On Mar 06, 2019
Good fight from Man Utd!! Reds

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Politics / Re: Buhari Receives Governor Oyetola In Abuja (Photos) by Kpene(m): 10:33am On Mar 01, 2019
Buhari is damn tall

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Politics / Re: Michael Enyong's Egede Greeting Raises Eyebrow At Akwa Ibom Airport. Photos by Kpene(m): 10:30pm On Feb 28, 2019
Clear road ooo.
Isha Krf, your metal no go rust, he shake na balance e go balance.
Injew d back you d front ...
Mechering for injews...

No be lie Bam Axelord...
Dodorima to all Axemen World wide

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by Kpene(m): 7:30pm On Feb 26, 2019
When are they reconvening for the remaining collation??
Politics / Re: Inec Fraud? Let's Take Another Look At That Yobe State Result by Kpene(m): 11:17am On Feb 26, 2019
Rejected votes was 26k not 260k

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results (Unofficial, Live Updates) by Kpene(m): 2:31pm On Feb 25, 2019
Obi: Alhaji it's me. You have not been picking calls. Alhaji you are busy abi?

Atiku: Obi I have been on the phone some American diplomats. They want to know what happened.

Obi: Oga, how far with the North na... I don't like what I am hearing. I thought you ....

Atiku: Obi we are doing well. We are not doing badly. we shall win Insha Allah!

Obi: Oga, I have delivered the southeast. I have done my part. I told you.....

Atiku : Well done Obi. But you know your zone is buttered bread. It is not like this my zone where I have to confront this man whom they see as a god .

Obi : Oga did you say buttered bread? Buttered by you? Oga you see my people say....... after a race the miles are counted. Oga I told you we were wasting useful time and money in Dubai. I told you ...... Everyday... blueprint.. blueprint... blueprint!

Atiku : Obi what are you insinuating? Haba! These elections are not over. The prophetess said I would win. I trust her. Bishop of Winning told me same thing ......I trust them. Apostle also told me I will win. ........

Obi: Alhaji, so did they tell you you would lose Yobe and Borno woefully? Alhaji I don't know why you made me enter this trouble.....

Atiku : What trouble is that? I made you my running mate. Other people wanted it. you should be grateful. Did I collect Kobo from you?

Obi: Alhaji I am a businessman. If you knew you weren't ready you should have told me. Didnt you tell me you will win Adamawa easily. That every worker there is your employee? So why are you struggling to even win your state? Its embarrassing Alhaji. Where are your workers Alhaji?

Atiku: Obi look Obasanjo is calling me. The last time he called me he was shouting on me on the phone. I don't want to take his calls again. That is a man wh couldn't even win his local govt area for me talking to me like his houseboy. Was I supposed to rig the elections?

Obi: Alhaji I warned you about all these people. Look at that bigheaded one from Kwara who didnt allow anyone come near campaign funds. These are the people you relied on Alhaji. A man who couldn't even retain a senatorial zone his family has possessed for 40 years.

Atiku: Obi honestly I am shocked. Wallahi.....

Obi: Alhaji beg no vex oo. What happened to all that our crowd in Kano? I told you when you guys were kwankwasying up and down. I told you not to trust these people with red caps. They were the people that told you to keep me out of the north. Now what did they do for you?

Atiku: Obi wallah you are right...

Obi: Alhaji I don't know what to do know oo. I am a businessman. I don't want these people to put their eyes into my business oo. Please call Bishop Hassan Kukah and General Abdusalam. Tell them to take us to the Villa. So we can tell this man it was all politics and he may forgive. ......Let us go and congratulate him ooo

Atiku: Obi! It's too early na. We must keep hope alive

Obi: Which hope?... Hope from northeast or hope from Kano and Kwara? .........

Alhaji if you wont do it, n'aha Chineke, I will call Buhari myself and congratulate him. I cant come and sink with you. I am still young oo.
Ugo Egbujo

Me �

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Politics / Re: INEC Official Results For 2019 Presidential And National Assembly Elections by Kpene(m): 2:30pm On Feb 25, 2019
Obi: Alhaji it's me. You have not been picking calls. Alhaji you are busy abi?

Atiku: Obi I have been on the phone some American diplomats. They want to know what happened.

Obi: Oga, how far with the North na... I don't like what I am hearing. I thought you ....

Atiku: Obi we are doing well. We are not doing badly. we shall win Insha Allah!

Obi: Oga, I have delivered the southeast. I have done my part. I told you.....

Atiku : Well done Obi. But you know your zone is buttered bread. It is not like this my zone where I have to confront this man whom they see as a god .

Obi : Oga did you say buttered bread? Buttered by you? Oga you see my people say....... after a race the miles are counted. Oga I told you we were wasting useful time and money in Dubai. I told you ...... Everyday... blueprint.. blueprint... blueprint!

Atiku : Obi what are you insinuating? Haba! These elections are not over. The prophetess said I would win. I trust her. Bishop of Winning told me same thing ......I trust them. Apostle also told me I will win. ........

Obi: Alhaji, so did they tell you you would lose Yobe and Borno woefully? Alhaji I don't know why you made me enter this trouble.....

Atiku : What trouble is that? I made you my running mate. Other people wanted it. you should be grateful. Did I collect Kobo from you?

Obi: Alhaji I am a businessman. If you knew you weren't ready you should have told me. Didnt you tell me you will win Adamawa easily. That every worker there is your employee? So why are you struggling to even win your state? Its embarrassing Alhaji. Where are your workers Alhaji?

Atiku: Obi look Obasanjo is calling me. The last time he called me he was shouting on me on the phone. I don't want to take his calls again. That is a man wh couldn't even win his local govt area for me talking to me like his houseboy. Was I supposed to rig the elections?

Obi: Alhaji I warned you about all these people. Look at that bigheaded one from Kwara who didnt allow anyone come near campaign funds. These are the people you relied on Alhaji. A man who couldn't even retain a senatorial zone his family has possessed for 40 years.

Atiku: Obi honestly I am shocked. Wallahi.....

Obi: Alhaji beg no vex oo. What happened to all that our crowd in Kano? I told you when you guys were kwankwasying up and down. I told you not to trust these people with red caps. They were the people that told you to keep me out of the north. Now what did they do for you?

Atiku: Obi wallah you are right...

Obi: Alhaji I don't know what to do know oo. I am a businessman. I don't want these people to put their eyes into my business oo. Please call Bishop Hassan Kukah and General Abdusalam. Tell them to take us to the Villa. So we can tell this man it was all politics and he may forgive. ......Let us go and congratulate him ooo

Atiku: Obi! It's too early na. We must keep hope alive

Obi: Which hope?... Hope from northeast or hope from Kano and Kwara? .........

Alhaji if you wont do it, n'aha Chineke, I will call Buhari myself and congratulate him. I cant come and sink with you. I am still young oo.
Ugo Egbujo

Me �

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Politics / Re: Atiku Takes Wide Lead In Anambra by Kpene(m): 2:28pm On Feb 25, 2019
Obi: Alhaji it's me. You have not been picking calls. Alhaji you are busy abi?

Atiku: Obi I have been on the phone some American diplomats. They want to know what happened.

Obi: Oga, how far with the North na... I don't like what I am hearing. I thought you ....

Atiku: Obi we are doing well. We are not doing badly. we shall win Insha Allah!

Obi: Oga, I have delivered the southeast. I have done my part. I told you.....

Atiku : Well done Obi. But you know your zone is buttered bread. It is not like this my zone where I have to confront this man whom they see as a god .

Obi : Oga did you say buttered bread? Buttered by you? Oga you see my people say....... after a race the miles are counted. Oga I told you we were wasting useful time and money in Dubai. I told you ...... Everyday... blueprint.. blueprint... blueprint!

Atiku : Obi what are you insinuating? Haba! These elections are not over. The prophetess said I would win. I trust her. Bishop of Winning told me same thing ......I trust them. Apostle also told me I will win. ........

Obi: Alhaji, so did they tell you you would lose Yobe and Borno woefully? Alhaji I don't know why you made me enter this trouble.....

Atiku : What trouble is that? I made you my running mate. Other people wanted it. you should be grateful. Did I collect Kobo from you?

Obi: Alhaji I am a businessman. If you knew you weren't ready you should have told me. Didnt you tell me you will win Adamawa easily. That every worker there is your employee? So why are you struggling to even win your state? Its embarrassing Alhaji. Where are your workers Alhaji?

Atiku: Obi look Obasanjo is calling me. The last time he called me he was shouting on me on the phone. I don't want to take his calls again. That is a man wh couldn't even win his local govt area for me talking to me like his houseboy. Was I supposed to rig the elections?

Obi: Alhaji I warned you about all these people. Look at that bigheaded one from Kwara who didnt allow anyone come near campaign funds. These are the people you relied on Alhaji. A man who couldn't even retain a senatorial zone his family has possessed for 40 years.

Atiku: Obi honestly I am shocked. Wallahi.....

Obi: Alhaji beg no vex oo. What happened to all that our crowd in Kano? I told you when you guys were kwankwasying up and down. I told you not to trust these people with red caps. They were the people that told you to keep me out of the north. Now what did they do for you?

Atiku: Obi wallah you are right...

Obi: Alhaji I don't know what to do know oo. I am a businessman. I don't want these people to put their eyes into my business oo. Please call Bishop Hassan Kukah and General Abdusalam. Tell them to take us to the Villa. So we can tell this man it was all politics and he may forgive. ......Let us go and congratulate him ooo

Atiku: Obi! It's too early na. We must keep hope alive

Obi: Which hope?... Hope from northeast or hope from Kano and Kwara? .........

Alhaji if you wont do it, n'aha Chineke, I will call Buhari myself and congratulate him. I cant come and sink with you. I am still young oo.
Ugo Egbujo

Me �

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: APC Candidate Leading Saraki With Over 20,000 Votes In Two Of 4 Lgas by Kpene(m): 5:26pm On Feb 24, 2019
tayomohammed:
Kwara Central results. remaining Ilorin East

Who is winning? Score card??

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