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Politics / Re: 2015 Elections Will Be Peaceful - President Jonathan by Kslib(m): 11:51am On Jul 25, 2014
Like the fresh air we all are breathing now, right? undecided

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Health / Re: TIPS ON HOW TO AVOID CONTRACTING THE EBOLA VIRUS by Kslib(m): 9:53pm On Jul 24, 2014
I go kuku siddon house!!

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Technology Market / Re: 12-cell Laptop Batteries that lasts 5hours plus For Sale@ Reduced Price by Kslib(m): 7:21pm On Jul 24, 2014
neupert:
No but we have the 6cells type that lasts for 2hrs plus.
You can reach me on 08066701575 or 08124461809 .
You can also come to our office at 29 Otigba street computer village ikeja Lagos. We do home/ office delivery for those in Lagos but can't come to the village.
I only want the 12cell. 6 wont serve me.

Besides, how much is the 6cell and 12 ?
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 4:08pm On Jul 24, 2014
007Bruce: Compress your bars, at most - 15 words in a line/
blender doesn't rhyme with scatter do a clean multisyllabic rhyme/
it's a di$$ thingy, dats the point/besides, if i wanna rhyme,it ll be obvious
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 12:29pm On Jul 24, 2014
Smh
Technology Market / Re: 12-cell Laptop Batteries that lasts 5hours plus For Sale@ Reduced Price by Kslib(m): 12:15pm On Jul 24, 2014
Do you have 12cell for dell inspiron 14z( N411z)?

How much?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 8:16am On Jul 24, 2014
mikuz:

How far? Good to have you around these parts. I've read ya bars. In no time I see you rising above this present crop of new ones. Lemme see ya next battle and maybe some more bars from you and then we ll possibly share a ring and then likely form a crew!

@ Kslib how far?

@ Eliminate widda?

grin
i dey fine o mik!
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Kslib(m): 11:48pm On Jul 22, 2014
fuckyouhard: he has no excuse. why didn't he check in first then forge the excuse later. is this his first battle? he just wasted my time
True!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 11:33pm On Jul 22, 2014
<<<< Free-style.. <<<<

if you dare claim pope/i ll necklace ya neck with rope/ 'elevate U' to heaven den 'hang ya sttupid claim' !!

haters/ dis beast ll usher in regret/ when he mutes ya'll with d1ck in throats, then burst 2ru ya necks when he fosters multiple erecktions

**or*

i ll intestine ya necks from your belly den drag u along like 'mouse'/ remove ur medicated glasses...stab one eye to reduce ' screen resolution'/.. Visit ur family nd make ur 'mother -board' when i dart her nipple.s !!

if u claim to be good with words,a player/.. i ll slap ur wife with ma left/ then fi.nger-ffuck her with the other to 'right ma wrong' !!

kill the fffucking noise,will ya !!! you say u got name yo but we dont see it?/ .. how come ur rap certificate feigns none?/... If you's a 'clothing line' , then you must be 'victoria keeping her little secret'.

you ball hard? Nah, me thinks you biitches moan softly. Honestly, the strongest hit you can generate is tantamount to a flappy boo.bs puching the chest during sex!!

U keep wanting to be enemies/ too bad u dragged ur ddumb bitches into this cos they'll 'succked me' dry all in the name of wanting to 'beef me' too!!

If you claim 'stone heads'/ lib will de-prickkk,den plug in you's ears till u c.um/ then axe your head to allow the fluid flow 'like a fountain' !!

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Kslib(m): 10:19pm On Jul 22, 2014
fuckyouhard: i have emmaprince to blame. we ought to have sent the verses to him like we did with airmark. bruce obviously saw my threat lines and withdrew. this is absurd!
Things need to be organised.. Errything just scarra..

Anyway, 007 takes to whole blame sha. I wonder what his excuse might be..
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Kslib(m): 9:44pm On Jul 22, 2014
so naso bruce take pull no show like expired DSTV card? Make dem stab am with 10months ban..
the way he fall hand down. i sure say na impromtu wa.n.king make am no show... Smh!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 4:10pm On Jul 22, 2014
Oh well, i guess the thread ll be locked again..

Smh!
Rap Battles / Re: ~** The Return Of The Freestyle Lounge **~ by Kslib(m): 1:33pm On Jul 22, 2014
i ll confuse u with ma alien flow/den scatter ya head like mad-man dada
severe the tie btw head nd neck / wen ah i pillow ya bed with hungry razors
i ll clone each ya balls/ when i split em to quadruplets with one brutal strike.
wrap ma fist in rough coins, den drive 2ru ya heart after i bribe ya chest with one illegal punch.
Crack-head steer clear off me/even if it means running into death
you feel fly? i ll punch ya face like unresponsive touch screens/den toture till i run ya energy low with black-berry tools.
like pure water sachets, ma mark's all ova the streets/on people's mind like sex... ma exploits in people lip's like saliva..
I free-style with censored swag/
immitate me and i ll show ya ma license to kill.. den blast ya smug face with a big grin!! grin
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 11:46am On Jul 22, 2014
i ll slice dis bagga like carrots and drop in a blender/or i ll charge the bittch on high tension cable till he full with current den burst open scatter/
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Nairalanders With Cute Dimples by Kslib(m): 1:08am On Jul 22, 2014
nikkypearl:
Yeeee..u caught me right der embarassed grin
##ntooiii##
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Nairalanders With Cute Dimples by Kslib(m): 1:07am On Jul 22, 2014
farano: Jealousy tongue
See ma own too na..

undecided
undecided
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kslib(m): 12:54am On Jul 22, 2014
!!! Random bullet!!!


<<ok, biitches.. Now listen >>

you drop like girls of african decent/
famzing american accent/ look,even ya alter ego's wont consent/..cos it sounds horrible to un-imaginable extent/.
.. the rap god's advent/he ll curve back-bones to form holy tents,/ so u ffake bittches better repent!!!

if u claim tough/i throw ma knock punch at lights speed to ya spine/renderin u crippled/.
...So even if u're an inch from safety/ u still wont crawl ya survival story!!

see!!! i make death sexy/when i slay simpletons/
.. Den with knives i uncloth they skin/to reveal n..aked skeletons!!

deadly VAMPIRE/.. i use blood of ma victims to pen down jokes in ma numerous DIARIES/
k is one man army/who leaves scores of dead bodies like aba riot/..
you biitches spit h20/ Lib drops hot oil/
..both can never relate/ cos you's down down below / K is oga @ d Top
you pussies throw weak punches/ i swing deadly knock-outs/
.. even if i lace ya'lls gloves with digital clock.. ya still wont deliver on time

<<Listen..>>

in dis game i am da boss/dat beast dreaded mafias dont wanna 'CROSS'/
..psychos and evil minds see me,dey do the 'HOLY SIGN'/cos i drop heads on X-crosses..
.. Any bagga who find me trouble.. i swear im life i go loss!!

this demon is merlin trapped in ninja assasin/he slays by swords/ or dark words/..
either way, you're dead meat

i stab f@ggots with no mercy/like bayern-barca without messi/.
with screwdriver/i burst thier eyes,throat,neck,cheeks,kidney,a..nus,bladder/..errywhere.... give em multiples holes like fishing net ..... till i POOL dem LIVER in blood,.... me no have no 'MERSEY-SIDE'

<< Arrogants prriicks.. Listen>>

ya father is king of rap right?/ .no worries.. i ll dethrone him from the chair with a whip round his neck as i drag the basstard to death/ ..
i will slaughter all his sons like pigs.. . now dats double wahala for dead body!!
.. .. So when i say i ll recede his 'HEIR LINE', i am not referring to his 'SHINY SKULL'

<<General bulletin>>

Nigga not generic, he speak alien/ rumor haz it dat i import bars from MARS/ dat pass though MECURY/ cos ma flow burns, leaving visible marks like dat body cream VENUS/
.. U kno what? Ya'll shud just admit n call me the ffucking SOLAR SYSTEM cos me too hot to handle

>> Liarsss!! they dont drop no d0pe shi*t/i have dropped stronger shi*ds in the toilet bowl>>

them depreciate rap/but with ma lines, i appreciate/
you know what, no need to expantiate/i bet you relate/!!
kslib doesnt bite from the-net/ cos his thougts, faster than jet/
his method sinks in, ya never forget/ but yours ushers regret/
if urs was CD, DVD will STOP n scream EJECT/
but when i drop sh*it on a plate n slit in.... it PLAY in delight..showing respect!!

<< And To all ya haters!!>>

Ma downfall z like TRANSFORMATION AGENDA/
i wish ya GOOD-LUCK, keep waiting
... Cos like VISION 2020/ you will never see it.

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Nairalanders With Cute Dimples by Kslib(m): 10:31pm On Jul 21, 2014
Nl'ers practising dimples before they upload...

They be like..

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Romance / Re: .. by Kslib(m): 10:06pm On Jul 21, 2014
***Conductor, abeg stop me here.. i wan drop!!!***
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kslib(m): 5:30pm On Jul 21, 2014
ll slaughter you like a pig and preserve ur blood in a jar/
mke croll from ur flattened skin.. draw 2 eyes wif ur blood.. den snd to ur mum so u both can see each-other one more time/!!

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