Na y naija sickness b like
Jedi-jedi
Krow-krow

Congrat bro...keep striving 4 d best nd God wil keep taking u higher

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Clock is ticking,
Time is running
Card Reader is charging
PVC is dusting
Wind of change is blowing
Umbrella is licking
Mua'zu is resigning
INEC is distributing
GMB is promising
Jonathan is insulting
Nigerians are willing
PDP is doubting
Boko Haram is bombing
Ebele is bribing
Change is coming
Corrupt leaders shall be leaving
God is watching
PDP shall be packing
Sai-Buharing!
I know you're now smiling
Because i'm rhyming
keep on sweeping
Don't stop marching
Haha.. Can't help laughing,

Hmmm...origin501.....u get mouth like kettle

Orijin101:
Before a babe can magalize me ehn!!! I swear she don don grow metu!!! As in like that of Methuselah in the Bible

I remember the day wey i magalize one mumu girl like that
She magalize her boyfriend finish collect money from am
Me sef come maga her collect the money after wey i lash the ode girl finish
Her boyfriend turn her maga
She con turn my magee

Dis 1 na good news of d week...God bless nd strengthen NA

Lol

Some are real..mayb d guy is tried of d relationship...finding way 2 take off...lol

EroticAngelina:
funny. but are these real breakup lines or just play play own? cos I can't imagine myself using these. it will sound awkward.

[quote author=cyprianlah post=31333872]Girl;Honey buy brazilian hair for me'
Boy:have I not told u I dnt wan to hear dat name brazil ever since they defeated nigeria'' it over

Nyc one op

Lol
Thx bro

The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend...

"16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!"

"How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT'S OVER!"

"You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!"

"So now you're drinking coke that has another man's name on it, better go and find him because it's over between us."

"So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids."

"They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!"

"I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can't date someone who's not patient."

"Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It's over!"

"You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER!"

"I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!

" so u are calling me honey? Me honey? so u mean to tell me that my mother is a bee? its over between us.

"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things."

I gave u 2missed calls and you are giving me 6missed calls! You want to overshadow me in this relationship abi? IT IS OVER!

Its time to make luv nd u turn off d light. u dont want our future to b bright.. its over

You can add More below to continue the fun..

Nice 1

DanceVille:
1. Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous(not fine, or sexy).

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . even if its just for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead/ neck.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10 . Play with her hair...

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

17 . Bring her flowers

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

Drink garri with me :

With kulikuli

MzNelly:
Drink garri with me

Drink garri with me :

With kulikuli

U b native folw...must evrytin b abt buhari

Bros 4get...sex is not allowed in camp..bt corpers de voilate dat rule.corpers de bleep inside car wella

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ALKARULEZZ:

Pesin wey dey do dis guy do de grave already...

Mogidi:

http://www.punchng.com/news/nans-backs-jonathans-second-term/

All NA wash

jericco1: I thought that's an Ibo name... Well

Dats sm1 from benue

:PDat 1 na gud news anyway.