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Events / Re: My Sister Turned +1 Today by Kyase(m): 4:25pm On Jun 19
fergie001:
Una don go bribe ineos abi?
When your Oga 9 hag, dey comot?

We no dey bribe
We no be city 115
Lamasta
Events / Re: My Sister Turned +1 Today by Kyase(m): 1:12pm On Jun 18
dfrost:


Baba fergie, I'm suspecting you. Kyase, Ray07 come and see who has been selling us out to our neighbours angry embarassed. I can't believe that Lamasta finally got to fergie001. This is not fair to us Baba fegs, not fair at all. Angelfrost, finally you can be happy now.

Both fergie001 and his sister are hereby banished for 800 years

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Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 9:07am On Apr 25
Prigidypogodo:
sugar boy how far
Sugar mummy wey no dey do well
I dey fine
Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 10:57am On Apr 17
Proudlyngwa:


Just want to remind you of this post
cheesy grin
I still stand by that sha
The Hags man is good but bad for United
Politics / Re: Governor Uba Sani Flag Off Second Batch Of Palliatives Distribution To The Poor by Kyase(m): 8:25pm On Mar 20
senatordave1:


He is outperforming El rufai

In policies, yes
But infrastructure, nobody fit beat that short man
Politics / Re: Governor Uba Sani Flag Off Second Batch Of Palliatives Distribution To The Poor by Kyase(m): 1:43pm On Mar 20
senatordave1:
BREAKING: Governor Uba Sani flags off the distribution of the second batch of palliatives to poor, vulnerable and underserved citizens of Kaduna State 👇

- 128 trucks of Rice and Maize worth N3.4 Billion to be distributed to vulnerable citizens in Kaduna State with a target of reaching 200,000 households.

- Release of N4.2 Billion for distribution of cash, grants, fertilizer, farm inputs and implements to vulnerable households, smallholder farmers, Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs), Persons With Disability, Internally Displaced Persons (IDPs), Orphans, Market Women and Youths with a target of reaching 9,800 vulnerable households, including over 1000 persons with disability.

- Release of grants to 7,500 Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs).

MSMEs to get between N100,000 and N500,000, up to N1,000,000, depending on the size of their businesses.

- Distribution of fertilizer and other farm inputs and implements to 5,091 farmers.

- Release of N3.3 Billion for payment of Pension and Gratuities, as well as Death Benefits to families of deceased civil servants.

The total number of beneficiaries stands at 1338.

- Civil servants to benefit from the N500 Million Revolving Loan Scheme.

- According to Governor Uba Sani, his government is spending N11.4 Billion for the distribution of the second batch of palliatives.

- Uba Sani added that in the next two months, the implementation of the 3rd Phase of the Palliatives Programme will commence.

- Journalist KC


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Carabao Cup Final (0 - 1) On 25th February 2024 by Kyase(m): 6:57pm On Feb 25
fergie001:
What a final..... These two teams make sense.

I hate them but they are really giving it all unlike the one coached by Kyase's uncle.

Lol, dem go soon sack am make everybody rest
Politics / Re: Did Obi's Votes In Se,ss And Nc Outstrip Tinubu's Votes In Ne,nw And SW? by Kyase(m): 8:19am On Feb 14
Proudlyngwa:

Nigeria has always been a capitalist country.

The problem was government was literally paying everything for you which is called welfarism.

Now government says they don't have money to pay for U again.
SO price of things have gone to normal, why complaining
Even the US, the chief Capitalist country are the most "welfarism" country in the world
In fact they do dapple in socialism time to time
Nigeria can't just turn full capitalist at once
Tinubu is clueless, he did all the "Subsidy is gone" thingy to appear competent, but he's not...

Funny and the most annoying thing is, he subsidies Hajj for almost 200bill but can't subsidies petrol
Even the almighty America still pays 30% subsidy talk less of Nigeria
Politics / Re: Did Obi's Votes In Se,ss And Nc Outstrip Tinubu's Votes In Ne,nw And SW? by Kyase(m): 11:11pm On Feb 13
Proudlyngwa:


SO we should become a communist country, because welfarism and socialism can't work in this country

Communism is working same with socialism
Nigeria is not and had never been a capitalist country
Politics / Re: Did Obi's Votes In Se,ss And Nc Outstrip Tinubu's Votes In Ne,nw And SW? by Kyase(m): 11:09pm On Feb 13
vicdom:

Lol... Kyase, na you be this?? How come you have changed so fast? You supported Tinubu with your blood, what happened nah? Lol
Tinubu don ffuuvkup
The man is actually clueless
Politics / Re: Did Obi's Votes In Se,ss And Nc Outstrip Tinubu's Votes In Ne,nw And SW? by Kyase(m): 7:45pm On Feb 13
wegevv:


This guy you always emotional grin

I come in peace this time lol. The issues you see today are entirely the fault of the Failure in Chief that was PMB. PBAT just removed the duct tape immediately he entered office and everything fell apart

I believe it is a political calculation on his part. Things were definitely going to collapse after the foolishness of his predecessor. PBAT decided to accept the collapse earlier rather than later in his tenure

I’m convinced things will get better. Love him or hate him, Tinubu is atleast trying to pursue capitalist policies which should pay off in the long run

I still believe Obi was the best choice but it’s clear that Tinubu has some economic literacy unlike the desperately incompetent and bigoted Buhari

E go better ❤️

That's where you fail to understand
Nigeria and capitalism can't work
If things will get better, the signs would've been visible by now
Politics / Re: Did Obi's Votes In Se,ss And Nc Outstrip Tinubu's Votes In Ne,nw And SW? by Kyase(m): 11:52am On Feb 13
MrProlific95:
Which Atiku, They are all thieves, They are saboteurs, they imported mercenaries in the 2015 election. Those mercenaries as confessed by one chieftain of nPDP is the reason security is at all time low in Nigeria.
So apart from BAT, who was not in the PDP for us to vote for?
Politics / Re: Did Obi's Votes In Se,ss And Nc Outstrip Tinubu's Votes In Ne,nw And SW? by Kyase(m): 10:50am On Feb 13
garfield1:
A lot of people still believe obi won so I want to know if he won with just votes from SE and SS.


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Abeg leave me with Tinubu mata, the man no sabi anything
Person for vote atiku instead sef, than this nonsense we keep for aso rock
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Kyase(m): 11:32am On Feb 12
JONSYN7154:
What's happening there?

Nothing actually boss

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Kyase(m): 8:59am On Feb 12
JONSYN7154:
we collect wotoporously.

Are you in Abuja?

No sir
Kano
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Kyase(m): 11:02pm On Feb 11
JONSYN7154:
Kyase you dey watch the ball ba?

We don collect
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Kyase(m): 8:15pm On Feb 11
Angelfrost:


How is top 4 sure?!!

You are 5 points behind Villa, and 6 points away from 4th position.

Who wan gree for una this season?!!!

Man United is finishing 6th this season... No European football for una. cool
3 games can flip the table boss
Just wait and see
We have about 15 games
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Kyase(m): 8:02pm On Feb 11
Angelfrost:


See am... You don sweat taya!

God save una say Onana don dey seriously improve since he come back from Cote'divoire.

McTominay is still rescuing you people from the bench. undecided

Villa should have won that game. undecided

Should have na but dem no win

Top 4 is certain now
We don leave Chelsea for trenches grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by Kyase(m): 7:30pm On Feb 11
Angelfrost:
Wait fess.... So, some Nigerians go watch Man United game and Super Eagles final the same today?!!

As in... From one tension into another bigger tension!


Kyase, una heart go carry am?!! tongue grin
How far
I say I go reply you after the game
You was saying? grin
Politics / Re: But Wait Fest, What Is Tinubu Doing In France? by Kyase(m): 2:41pm On Feb 03
Tinubu na better useless President

Na hyping the MF sabi
All those talks of things will be better na lie, the man is confuse on what to do

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Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 2:08am On Jan 30
Fira09:

So, this means Ten Hag is a better coach than Xavi? cheesy

100%
Even their H2H shows that
Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 7:47pm On Jan 29
Fira09:

Nah.. With the value of your squad?
Lol, na by value now?
How much lewa and De jong dey earn again
Why barca force their players to deduct their salaries
Na why dem been force messi out be that and why dem been wan sale De Jong for us
Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 5:08pm On Jan 29
Fira09:

Lol, I meant when both of them took over Barça and Man U respectively.
Is like saying xavi is better than Jose
Because of Roma
Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 3:57pm On Jan 29
Fira09:

Trophies department. cool
Lol Ten hag has more trophies as a coach than xavi
Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 3:37pm On Jan 29
Angelfrost:


You people are not going to Europe next season (at this rate), so no serious top coach will come to Old Trafford.

You either make do with Xavi, or manage Harry Potter. shocked
Lol, you know what united is but you still don't want to accept it
No coach will reject united because UCL
Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 3:36pm On Jan 29
Fira09:

Still better than Ten hag at least.
In what department?
Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 2:05pm On Jan 29
Angelfrost:


Okay... Let me settle this issue once and for all!

Xavi to Man United

Arteta to Barcelona

Xabi Alonso to Liverpool

Erik Ten Hag to Arsenal


Everyone is happy!!! cool

Kyase, Ray07, Fira09, Sylve11, Jokerman.
Wetin we wan use xavi do?
Person wey hangs man dey beat ?
Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 12:11pm On Jan 29
fergie001:

Kyase is his PA, ask am.



I no dey do PA work again for that man
Sports / Re: Arteta Informs Entourage He Will Leave Arsenal This Season by Kyase(m): 12:10pm On Jan 29
Angelfrost:
That's the smart thing to do... Leave while the ovation is still loud.

Besides, he has gone as far as he can with Gunners... I don't see them improving beyond this under him.

Such a pity he missed out on the title last season... That might be the closest they will ever come to winning it in a very long while... Except by a miracle, City and Liverpool decide to hand it to them this season. tongue


Fergie001, Kyase, Ray07, Xynerise, Prinsam, Sylve11, dfrost... How far?!! When is your coach announcing his own departure?!! grin

Hangs man that is busy twerking to remain at united?
Watch his interview since ineos came, the man is beyond redemption
He'll be sacked sha

Lastly Arteta is going no where sha
Politics / Re: I Think Benue State Is The State With The Least Federal Presence. My story by Kyase(m): 1:11pm On Jan 23
Workch:
Oga, I know what I'm saying, Lafia to Makurdi is one lane, the road becomes dual lane at river Benue bridge.

Keffi, to Akwanga to Lafia to makurdi is a single lane road.

From river Benue to lafia is a dual lane
Stop fooling yourself here abeg

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Politics / Re: I Think Benue State Is The State With The Least Federal Presence. My story by Kyase(m): 1:10pm On Jan 23
Workch:
Makurdi to Lafia is a single lane road.
The road become double lane immediately you are approaching river Benue, at the bridge in Makurdi. Th bridge was dualized and not the whole road down to Lafia. No
So where is makurdi?
Politics / Re: I Think Benue State Is The State With The Least Federal Presence. My story by Kyase(m): 12:18pm On Jan 23
Workch:

The fist road is from Abuja to Keffi. You can see its a dual carriage.

The second road is fom Lafia to Makurdi. It's a single lane road.

If you don't believe me, i will show you current satellite images. The dual carriage from Abuja to Makurdi terminates at Keffi.
The dual carriage road from Port harcourt to Makurdi terminates at 9th mile, none of them made it into Benue state.

If there's a federal dual carriage road in Benue, tell me the name, let's check.

Just travel to Makurdi
Then confirm boss

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