WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 37
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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In silence we ride to chief Soso house but before we got to his house it was already 7:30 pm.the house was a white one guided with fence of about 10 ft tall,there was light shining everywhere in and out of the house,the fence was supported with electric security wire with a powerful gate standing as an obstancle to the entrance of the compound.i looked at observer
Me:is this the house
Observer:yes,this is where he lives
Me: (opening the car) ok then lets go.
Observer: (holding back my left hand)no wait
Me:what again?
Observer:how do we get in?
Me:from the gate of course
Observer:no we cant go in like that,he is being guarded by 8 policemen
Me: eight policemen?
Observer:yea eight of them
Me: (demostrate with both hands)onllly?
Observer:what do u mean by only? Look those policemen are all armed and we came with no weapon
Me:is that all?
Observer: (gave that frustration look) are u insane,u want to waste ur life
Me:chilax,what doesnt kill me makes me stronger,those policemen are all my friends
Observer:you know them(i just smiled)it still doesnt matter if u know them or not
Me:i dont know them and am sure they dont know me either
Observer:then how are they ur friends?
Me:they are my friends because they are my customers.see just chilax and hope u have annouced their obituary
Observer:hahaha,i should have known what u are driving at,u eh u never change
Me:are u in?
Observer:surest nau,am in but
Me:but what?
Observer:his wife and children what do we do with them?
Me:i have no business with them,its Soso i have a fixed business with and am here to carryout the busines deal
Observer:that's good.so we go in through the fence
Me:yea but what of the security wires on them
Observer:forget that thing,nah naija we dey,that thing na toy,pure toy
Me:then lets go but i still have plier and glove...i took the plier and glove,giving him one hand of the glove as we came off the car.observer used his hand to signal me for us to enter from the back,we took those criminal steps to the back fence,i lifted observer whom had sat on my shoulder,then with the plier he cut off the security wire,then i dropped him down,we both jumped over the fence into the compound then our tip toe continued,we saw 5 policemen on guard but only 3 were active but were backing us holding their guns firmly as the other two fools were sleeping with their guns on their laps instead of keeping guard
Observer: (whispered)hmmm that makes it easier
Me: (whispered back)i told u they are my friends(smiles)...we tip toed to their backs and cra cra cra they were down lifeless(u know wadsup nah,we broke their neck) then we walked up to the sleeping two as each of us stood infront of them
Me: (not whispering)u know what?
Observer:what bebe
Me:if i employed any security man who sleeps on duty na sack be next
Observer:yea yea,especially like dis two....they jumped up from their slummber and pohn i pounch the idiot as he hit back his back head against the wall and blood splashed on the wall from his back head while observer just used the head of the other guy's gun to hit him back to forever sleep
Me: (smiling)shebi i told u they are my customers
Observer:hiah u too much
Me: (face changed)now its time to rade inside and tonight marks the end of soso on earth
Observer:abeg give am final respect by calling him chief soso
Me:if im reach hell fire make him negociate that one with devil...then we moved on,we opened the door of the house,we saw just one security inside
Security: (pointing his gun at us)who are u looking for
Me:madman,even for security work english dey hard u
Observer:abi o,my guy its not "who are u looking for" its "who are u guys looking for?"lolz because we dehy two
Security:how on earth did u two fools get in here
Me: (started paravolating up and down with wicked smiles on my face)chief wont be happy if he hears that u called his boys fools so u better act fast if not u loose ur job because the information we have is regarding to chiefs life
Security: (brought down his gun)wait here let me call him then...he turned and started heading to another door,i rushed at him and cra,he went down dead,then we opened the other the security was earlier heading toward and we came faced with another compound or should i say backyard! It was well beautified,then we saw two guys standing at a distance facing a pool,i guess chief soso is inside the pool swimming his last with two women,i looked at observer and he looked back at me,as we were about to take steps to the pool we heard "DON'T MOVE OR YOU DIE" we have been caught but by who who? Observer said they were 8 policemen on guard nau,we killed six already and am sure they died and look the other two standing at distance watching over Soso so who just caught us or is it the IPO We put up our hands as we turned on slow motion and u wouldnt believe who abi na what it was.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 36
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Quickly i hop into the car,drove it close.with the help of observer and co we got my unconcious father into the car and i speed off with observer to the nearest hospital where my dad was immediately admitted.i sat impatiently waiting for the doctor to finish the operation,my dad had been shot on his left shoulder and he had lost a lot of blood.i pissed around the hospital walking to and fro of nowhere in particular
Observer:easy mehn ur dad is gonna be okay,he is a strong man(no comment from me)sky u are a man so stop acting like a woman
Me: (shouted out of anger)enough(demostrated with my left hand)
Observer: (stands up and walk toward me)believe me,standing here or walking around here wont help issues.i believe u know who did this but what surprises me is the fact that u are wasting time to do what u are good at.if u need my help just tell me,am always willing to help and u know that...i just kept him quiet and kept my to and fro movement then the doctor surfaced from nowhere
Me: (rushed to him)how is he is my father alive
Doctor: (started that their mumu mumu doctor character)hmmm(shakes head)
Observer:mr man talk nau nah which kind head festive come be dis
Me: doctor is my dad dead?
Doctor:u see we are trying our best to save ur father,those bullets are almost close to his heart and he lost lots of blood already
Observer: doctor u see all the english wehy u just blow now i no get wetin u dey actually mean so just tell us wether the man go die or survive
Doctor:am sorry his chances of survival is 40/60(starts walking away)
Me: doctor please try your possible best to save my dad please(out of sight).observer do u say u would help me(i spoke in anger)
Observer:yes i would
Me:then show me chief Soso's abord
Observer:u mean he has a hand in this?
Me:are u showing me or not?
Observer:why not,i would...then i trued and began walking out of the hospital,he followed me immediately.i got in the car and he joined me then i drove off
Observer:where are we heading to now?
Me:the station
Observer:u want to go and give report,that would be a fuckup sky
Me: (march brake)
Observer: (almost falling off the seat)jesus
Me:would u just keep shut and watch me drive?
Observer:whatever do what u feel like am not saying anything to u again
Me: (starts the car) better that way!
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we got to the station,i got down and walked into the station with observer following behind like a little child following his mother,i saw the man i punched earlier and immediatly he stoodup and ran into one of the office there but whats my business with him,i just walked to the officer in the counter
Me: (authoritatively)where is my phone in ur possession?
Officer:wait sir make i help u bring am,i help u keep am well(hurriedly checked his drawer and brought it out)take sir
Me:what of my bag?
Officer: oh no vex,see am here(he handed it to me)...i collected it and turned to leave then i came face to face with the IPO
IPO: (looked at me with an evil eyes)
Me: (still angry)get of my way let me see the leaving
IPO: dont worry,i would nail u soon
Me:try it and u would give ur testimoney in hell
IPO:we shall see
Me:if i were to be u i would start fasting and prayers because ur words don't come through and like i told u before "i dont need ur crown to be crowned king"...he looked at me gravely,i break through him and walk off and observer followed me.i got into my car and waited for him to enter
Observer:where are we heading to next?
Me:to end it all and get Soso down
Observer:hmmm,then let me drive...i stared at him for sometime the got down,he got down too and we switched then he drove off.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 35
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Dad:calm down son,the judge said u have been found not guilty so therefore u have been acquitted
Me: (surprised)acquitted?
Dad:yes,everyone was rejoicing on ur victory but when they noticed ur absent attitude they stopped
Me: (i looked at my lawyer and he smiled,i did not know when i shouted)am frreeeee (and my supporters shouted) "yeeeee".i turned and thanked observer but nancy was nowhere to be found.
Me:where is she
Observer:who?
Me:the girl that came with u
Observer: (alerted,looks around,left and right)where has she gone,i dont know o(he asked and answered his own question)
Policeman:e be like say u too like this handcuff,well no be ur own na government get am so bring ur hand let me open it
Me:hahaha(walks out of the jury box)iffah blow u eh
Policeman: hahaha abeg o no blow me o the other man wehy u blow this morning never still stand up(started opening the cuff) and me i nor wan resum where im stop(opens it and took it off)congrats on ur victory
Me:thanks jawe beta person
Observer:u know her?
Me:who?
Observer:nancy
Me:if to say i know her before she for don drop like two by now nah kom stil dey on belle again abi u nor know me
Observer:hahaha,easy man,i never saw u with any baby(both walking outside as dad was busy talking with someone at one corner)
Me:but why did she leave?
Observer:dont know but u know its really heart breaking,u killed her guy
Me:not my fault
Observer: (now outside the court)but mehn am so scared of u o
Me:why?
Observer: only you killed about 53 men,mehn the government should award u,get u into the military too because u just earsed off blackmen fraternity from unilag,i can now concentrate on my studies
Me:that is Daniel for u but i didnt kill them
Observer: (stopped walking and now at the side of the court compound)then what did u do? Oh i guess u just fall them
Me:u are wrong,the only thing i did was i used dry season to remind them of the rain water they fetched during harmattan season
Observer:hahaha,always funny,the street is rough(slangs)bro u only sailed well as a sailor and thanks to u for not sending me to see chiamaka with the rest
Me:you know what? Let those that deserve to be crowned king be crowned and let those that dont deserve to be crowned be thrown over board
Observer:na ur crown sure pass o but i think is time we change it
Me:to what?
Observer:to let those that deserve to be crowned king be crowned and let those that dnt deserve it make rain use dry season mama dem wella hahahaha
Me: oboi na only u dey talk and laugh,bros na sign of madness o
Observer:i hear but no forget say i senior u o,i fit break ur head join
Me:make i just pity u sake of say u get chest and build like me if not eh i for use u dey learn work
Observer:thank u for money wehy u give my mama the time wehy u visit am.
Me:how is she now?
Observer:hahaha,how she go be now with 1m,she is in heaven mehn
Me:mad man on uniform
Observer:u can say that again.what are we waiting for,lets go home and celebrate ur victory
Me:na my papa i use style dey wait for.shey u dey date nancy?
Observer:u dey craze,instead wehy u go ask me how we take cook up stories to help u u dey ask me of...gbai gbai(we heard a gun shot,i turned quickly and saw him falling,he was just stepping out of the court with happiness written all over his face but now he is down in pains,fighting for his life,oh who did this to my father,i looked outside and saw a car quickly drive off.myself and observer ran to my dad as crowd covered him.
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WHEN BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 34
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Judge:after a crossed examination with clearity and facts well presented,with no further cross examination from both council,this is my judgement.Daniel Kybee(he paused and looked up the see the curiousity of the court,the tension was so high but i dont know what happened,i suddenly found myself fearless but my dear the law is friendly to no man at all,it is worth being scared of.i turned and looked at my dad,he was so scared of loosing his son,beads of sweats ran down his cheek,i pitied the old man,i was wishing i never got into this mess at first.i looked at the police man standing close to me,waiting to either lead me to prison or to open the handcuff,get it off my fist and let go of me,he wasnt smiling,he just kept a straight face,with all his attention focused on the judge.i looked at my cuffed hands,it really aches,it aches so bad,ever since that day i was hanged it has kept paining me like some kind of a day old wound.i looked at observer,our eyes met,i was really greatful for the part he has played,thank God i didnt kill him,he let out a smile followed by a wink,i replied him with same act.i looked at nancy,she wasnt looking at me,she was so beautiful indeed,even if i would be jailed,all i wanna do now is kiss those sexy lips of hers,they are really tempting,hmmm too bad.if am jailed,what would become of my father,sir winners,mama clinton his wife and my dear loving siblings,then someone touched me,i came back to life,i was earlier lost in thought.do u know what happened? The judge had pronounced his judgement but i was listening,everyone was watching me,even my dad stood infront of me watching me in surprise but i never noticed it not until now that the police guy standing beside me touched me that was when i noticed my dad and others staring at me,i looked straight to the judge's seat,it was empty,he has left,o my God,what was his judgement,i had been so carried away that i didnt notice when he pronounced judgement on me and look everybody starring at me,what must have been the judge's judgement,if it was good everyone should have been celebrating including my dad but they aren't,they just stared at me,no one leaving and no one staying either,what must had happened,how come i was lost in thought during the judgement or wait a minute,had i been sentenced to death,o shit)
Me: dad what's wrong,why is everyone staring at me and where is the judge....he looked me in the eyes more surprised
Dad:what,dont tell me u didnt hear the judge,where had ur spirit gone
Me:em..em..eh..oh shit i dont get,was i..was i sentenced,i mean..i mean was i sentenced to death(he looked me somehow,i dnt know if it was a look of shock,a look of pity or a look of my sorry,i just dont know,i cant just tell)dad please talk to me please,tell me,i can stand what it is please
Policeman:come out from the jury box,u are wasting my time......
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 33
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Observer:actually i wouldnt be surprised if he deny's that name because he never knew about it due to the fact that he didnt join
Bar. Willians: objection my lord
Judge:sustained
Bar. Willians:thank u my lord.mr isaac u said he wasnt aware of the name but (brought out a poster)this poster of obituary has the name sky aka one my squad galadima and the owner of this poster had so far killed up to 50 something students identified to be members of u fraternity and the said sky is on a revenge,how do u explain this?
Observer:any other person can bear the name sky,how do u expect me to know,am here to say the truth and not to drag issues i no nothing of.the man he killed was my capon,i left town before the incident(now i felt relieved)
Bar. Willians:what made u leave town like u said?
Observer: (faced down)my capon wanted me to carry out the assignment of killing him because he refused to join and went into hiding for a year and few months.i couldnt go for the operation because i had never killed so i went into hiding by leaving town so he went alone.thats his girlfriend(pointed to the girl he came with,i was shocked,this fine girl was dating capon? So why does she want to help me now?)she can testify to that.
Bar. Willians:can u pls tell this honorable court why your capon wanted him?
Observer:i said all i know....he was asked out of the witness box while the girl stepped in and bar.jude continued after the oath taking(her name is Nancy Ikeh)
Bar. Jude:can u please tell this honorable court ur identite
Nancy:like i said before my name is Nancy ikeh,the girlfriend of the deceased
Bar. Jude:what do u know about him(capon)
Nancy:he is the capon of the blackmen
Bar. Jude:u knew of this and u still went ahead to open an affair with some a criminal?
Nancy:i had no choice,i was forced to date him or i die
Bar. Jude:what do u know about this young man(pointing at me)
Nancy:am just seeing him for the first time but i knew everything about him because my late boyfriend,the capon always discuse him with me
Bar. Jude: on what occasion?
Nancy:from the very first time he wanted him,he talked about the physical body built of him and how he would make a good member in the botherhood
Bar. Jude:what brotherhood?
Nancy:em the blackmen fraternity
Bar. Jude:did he join?
Nancy:no
Bar. Jude:how did u know
Nancy:because he started flaming up,telling me of how he would kill him for turning him down.later he told me that the guy ran away.he normally refer to him as sky so he later told me he caugh sky and would kill him soon,he told me that he sent someone to kill him but the person is on the run
Bar. Jude:what happened the day he died
Nancy:he called me over the phone that he was going to end sky's life(mehn see lie,girls can lie sha)
Bar. Jude:my lord,my cliant wasnt part of the activity of cultism in school and must have killed in self defence.i plead that my client be given back his freedom.i rest my case(nancy left the witness box)
Judge:any cross examination from the presecuting coucil
Bar. Willians:no my lord
Judge: THIS IS MY JUDGEMENT....my heart suddenly began to beat faster as tension reads in the air.
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SOLDIERMAN: (talking to the driver,not smiling)are you mad ?
DRIVER:am sorry sir please,i forgot here is a check point
SOLDIERMAN: (not smiling)you must be a stupid man,playing music in the check point,come down and frog jump now
AUGUSTINE: (innocently)please sir,he is an old man,you can hear him say he is sorry
SOLDIERMAN: (angry)you bloody civilian,so you small boy is indirectly calling me a deaf man,come down...fearful i came down and pleaded with him but he refused to listen to my pleads,people in the bus joined in pleading and still he refuse
SOLDIERMAN: (pointing) look at those lime stones packed there,go and start bring them here till it finished,that's your punishment,next time you wont mess with any army or military man...i began picking the lime stone one by one,the were thousands in number,each one i picked i beg the soldier man to forgive me or let me pick more than one at ago but he just kept quite and watch me cry as i pick the stone,he had already asked the driver to wait for me since i was suffering because of him and all passengers were out of the bus pleading on my behalf,they could help me because the soldier had asked them not to help,we had spent 4 hours there and at this time i had picked more than half of the lime stones in tears and now my eyes are dried without tears again,i was so weak and tired,people were still begging for me,every moving vehicle watch me suffer in the hands of a wicked soldier man
SOLDIERMAN: (passengers still pleading) okay i have had you people,hey you bloody civilian (referring to me) come here (i came close to him so weak)i have forgiven you
AUGUSTINE:thank you sir,am greatful
SOLDIERMAN: pack those lime stones you had picked back and then you can go....i had already picked more than half so on hearing him ask me to pack them back i fainted......
i wokeup only to find myself at the hospital,how did i get here ? I looked around and find the driver sitting close to me,sir what are my doing here
DRIVER:you fainted
AUGUSTINE:where are other passengers?
DRIVER:they are at the check point picking the stones
AUGUSTINE:whaaat....well am Michael Augustine,a native of ogwashi in delta state,am 18 years old,about 5 feet tall,i was going back home from abuja where i had gone to write my jamb when we got to the check point and instead of the old driver to put off the music he was playing,he let it play on and that had angered the soldier man...i got out of the hospital bed,it was 5pm already,went back to the check point with the driver and found other passengers sweating hard
SOLDIERMAN: (Referring to me) bloody civilian,thank your stars you fainted,oyah driver carry them comot here before i waste all of una...we all ran into the bus and the driver drove off,we still had a long way to go,a journey of about 5 hours to cover,the driver got to a point and stopped,everyone got down and bought drugs to relief the pain in their body,no one was talking to each other as everyone's face was frawned...the driver kicked off again,we got to delta around 10 pm,the journey we started around 6 am end 10 pm,everyone got down tiredly,the driver apologised to everyone but none responded.this was how my bloody civilian race started,i must pay that idiot back.....
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 28
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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The judge's eyes met with mine,i guess he must have seen how uneasy i felt,he adjusted his googles to have a clear view of me
Me: (gossip,if u no dey see well with the googles,why u kom wear ram.chai where did they dig out this man called mike from)
Bar. Willians: please stand in the witness box...he went into the witness box,then the court clerk came forward.
Clerk:what religion are u
Mr Mike:christian
Clerk: (handed a bible to him)repeat after me.i____say ur name
Mr Mike:i martains Mike
Clerk:swear by this bible that all i would tell this court is nothing but the truth
Mr Mike:swear by this bible that all i would tell this court is nothing but the truth
Clerk:so help me God
Mr Mike:so help me God(the clerk walked back to his seat with the bible)
Bar. Willians: please tell the court ur relationship with the accused
Mr Mike: (our eyes met)i was once his lecturer
Bar. Willians: once his lecturer
Mr Mike:yes
Bar. Willians:what made u stop lecturing him
Mr Mike: one day i was lecturing his department when he called in his cult gangs,they striped me naked
Courtroom:heeeey(they began murmuring)
Clerk: order in the courtroom please
Bar. Willians:go on mr mike
Mr Mike:the embracement was too much so i resigned
Bar. Jude: objection my lord,how can my client do such thing for no reason
Judge: objection substained.defence coucil u may continue with ur cross examination
Bar. Jude:thank u my lord.mr mike,can u pls tell this honorable court what made my client do such
Mr Mike: ehm,i used to mock him jokely about his outfit to class so that very day some guys came with guns,about 10 of them,they called him out and asked me to pull off my dress and give to him since i use to mock him to borrow if he does not have(there was murmuring again)
Clerk: ordeeer
Bar. Jude:u see,it wasn't my cliant that called them,they came on their own.how would u keep harrasing a student u are to teach.my lord,it obvious it wasnt my cliant that called them,my lord i rest my case
Judge:any other cross examination? (they was silent) in the absence of no other cross examination,this cult meeting is hereby adjoined till 25th of september(2days time) the accused is to remain in the police custody till next meeting
Clerk:coourrt(everyone stood up as the judge left)...i was led out of the court back to the blackmaria and droven back to the cell.
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that evening my lawyer came with my dad to interrogate me,after everything my dad asured me that he would do everything within his powers to get me out.the next day my dad came back to visit with Sir Winners and his wife Mama Clinton,they gave me hope and encouraged me to keep praying.
They stayed with me for sometime,then we prayed together.they dropped the food they brought for me,an officer asked them to taste it.after that they left.then that night,around 10 pm,my cell gate flung open,i quickly stood up to see who my new inmates was,two hefty guys came in,then the officer locked the cell and left.they both stared at me with evil eyes
Me:why are u people staring at me like that?
1st Guy:start saying ur last prayers because who have come to kill u
Me: (shocked)what have i done,who sent u
2nd guy:sssssh,dont say anything
Me:who sent u to do this
1st guy:lets kill him and leave now,the officer would come anytime from now to free us
Me:jesus,so the police sent u
1st Guy: (brought out a small pocket knief)
2nd Guy:no,lets straggle him...they began walking close,one held my neck,while the other held my neck,i began struggling for breath,i couldnt shout because my mouth was covered,i was dying slowly and painfully,i was seeing the great beyound.
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Episode 27
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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The black maria moved,i realized it was being lead my two other police van,all i could just pray of was to get out of this black maria of a van.in less than an hour its stopped,i could tell we were at the court premiss because i heard the door of the blackmaria being unlocked noisely,then it flew open,i covered my eyes with my left hand because it was as if i was seeing dewn for the first time,chai,had been in darkness o.i came down and looked around,i saw military men around,i looked up and saw a signboard with the inscription "THE MAGISTRATE COURT".i was lead inside and put on the jury box,the court were seated,i saw my dad,he signaled me to calm down.suddenly the clerk a young looking man of about 27 years of age,annouced the presence of the judge,everyone stoodup as he entered,he satdown behind a raised desk(bench).he was an old looking man of about 70 years of age,he had no bears but had grey hairs,behind the judge were the great seal of the jurisdiction and the flags of the apporpriate federal and state governments,he wore a plain black robe with a board like google covering his wicked looking eyes.to cut the explaination short,everyone seatdown,the court clerk and court reporters sat in front of the judge facing us.
Judge: (introduced himself,then ordered)read the charge
Clerk:this is a case between the state and Master Daniel Kybee a 2nd year student of Economics in the university of lagos.here are the charges
1.cultism
2.stealing and murder
this counts are the charges(he said somethings before the lawyers introduced themselves)
1st lawyer: (stands)i am bar. Willians Ayinde,representing the state(seats)
2nd lawyer:and i am bar. Jude Ekeh representing the accused
Bar.Willians:my lord,permission ask the accused some questions
Judge: permission granted(he picked up his pen ready to jot down useful questions and answers)
Bar.Willians: (walked out to the side of the jury box)mr Daniel how are u
Me: (stared at him,chai i wished i could slap the idiot for asking such question but i just stayed calm and quiet)
Bar. Willians:can u kindly tell this honourable court the name of ur cult?
Me:what cult?
Bar. Willians:answer me straight
Bar. Jude: (stands) objection my lord,i think my colleague here is trying to force my client into accepting what he is not
Judge: objection over ruled.answer him youngman
Me:i dont know what u are talking about
Bar. Willians:aint u sky
Me:no,am not
Bar. Willians:can u then tell this honorable court,ur nickname and why u are called such
Me:my nickname is littleprince,i call myself that,i dnt ve friends.
Bar. Willians: (brought out fliers,and handed one over to me,then to the judge and shared some to the court)what do u know about this fliers?
Me: (exmined the flier,ha,it was Viper's obituary,how do i defend this)i have seen the guy on this flier twice and i saw this flier last month 25th August
Bar. Willians:where did u see it
Me:i see am wehy others see am nah,for school wehy dem post am
Bar. Willians:who posted it
Me:how i go no
Bar. Willians: (turned to the court)my lord,i put it to this honorable court that on the said date,daniel was missing from school,investigation shows he had been out of school for the past 5 months,he even missed his first semester examination
Bar. Jude: (stands)objection my lord
Judge: objection substained.
Bar. Jude:i put it to this honorable court that my colleague is confused and has no proper evidence against my client.if my client was out of school for 5months as my colleague claimed then why accuse him of a crime he knows nothing about.
Me: (chai,dis lawyer head dey dia)
Bar. Willians: objection my lord
Judge: over ruled.
Bar. Jude:thank u my lord.my cliant here is being forcely accused
Bar. Willians: objection my lord,permitte to get my first witness
Judge:substained,bring in ur witness...then i raised my head and saw mr. Mike,my ex economics lecturer that was disagrace for always making mockary of me.my heartbeat began to pand.i do die today.
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Later in the evening i was called out of cell and taken to the DPO's office by this time i wasnt on trouser nor singlet,i was just on my red boxers,my hands were on cuffed.when we got to the office the officer made me seat on the floor
DPO:finally we got u
Me: (stared into his eyes)
DPO:u have been the one disturbing the peace of the school with ur cult group abi?
Me: (stared deeper into his eyes till i wasnt sure what i was looking at)
DPO:u have suddenly gone dumb right?
Me:sir u are disturbing urself over nothing because am not a cultist
DPO:are u not sky
Me:am not sky,the sky is up
DPO: taaahi(he slapped me)who is joking here
Me:are u slapping me to accept what am not? Am not sky
DPO: ok what is ur nickname
Me:little prince
DPO: (looked at the officer standing close to me in surprise)little prince
Me:yes
DPO: ok let me act like i believe u,so the man u killed,why did u kill him
Me:it was a mistake,i did it in self defence
DPO:it obvious u dont like people being gentle with u
Me:sir that's the truth
DPO:i wont talk much,the school authority what's law to take its cost on u
Me:sir i don't feel threatened,the law is no ghost,it made up of bodies that are human so i can still prove am not guilty
DPO:u must be a harden criminal
Me:with all due respect sir am not a criminal and by the way i only did the police a favour
DPO:i see.officer take him away and interrogate him properly
Officer:sure sir...he held me up and began leading me off the Dpo's office
Me:i want to call my father,can i?
DPO: officer let him call his father
Officer: ok sir...he lead me out to his own office,i was given a phone to call my father(not my phone),i dialled my dad's number
Dad:who is this and how many i help u
Me:father its me daniel
Dad: dani where are u
Me:at the station,i was arrested
Dad:what station?
Me: A division at ikoyi
Dad: on my way son
Me: ok sir...hang up.
Officer: the IPO in charge of your case just went out
Me:so?....he just kept me quiet,got a strong rod,with the help of two other officers(because i struggled) they got my cuffed hands under my legs,passed the rod through it,fixed an edge to the window and the other to a table,i found myself hanging on the rod,it was so painful as the handcuff was begining to injure me,i hanged there for an hour before i was brought down and led to see my father in a room he was patiently seated and waiting for me
Dad: dan how are u,officer why the cuff?
Officer:chief is he ur son?
Dad:yes,he is my son
Officer:chief ur son is a harden criminal
Dad:are you mad? U stand in my presence and call my so a criminal?
Officer:sorry sir
Dad:take off that cuff right now and excuse us(he took of the and cuff and left with it)o look at my son's hand
Me: (sat opposite my dad and whispered)dad,how did u find us in the bush?
Dad:u told me over the phone before u left for the mission remember?
Me: oh yes,thanks for saving me
Dad:no son,u saved me,u risked ur life to protect me,so i should be saying thanks
Me:its nothing dad
Dad:why is ur hand bleed?
Me:hmmm dad,have been hanging for the past one hour before u finally showed up
Dad: (the constancy on his face changed)
Me:what's the problem dad,did anybody die?
Dad:you have been charged to court daniel
Me:jesus!!! Court?
Dad:yes son
Me:dont worry dad,nothing would happen to me dad
Dad:you dont understand,i hands look tied,someone is behind this
Me:u worry too much dad,my mission isnt finished,i must leave here to finish the mission
Dad:son forget about this mission and get out of here first,by the way what mission is that?
Me:chief soso
Dad:hmmm,WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
Me:not this time dad because is is when mission turns possible
Dad:you dont understand,chief soso is behind all this and i know he would stop at nothing to see u hang
Me:chief Soso again?
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3 DAYS LATER.
Today is the first day i would be facing trailing in court,i stood at the gate of my cell waiting for a policeman to come and let me out of this cage called cell.am becoming so scared now as the tempo of my heartbeat keept increasing,four days in cell probably awaiting prison or death,but if i succeed in getting out of here alive,chief Soso(though i dnt know him in person)must fall.
Finally the police showed up,opened up the cell,fixed up the cuff into my hand,and led me to a black maria parked outside,12 other policemen were waiting outside,all armed,on seeing me the black maria was opened,i got inside and it was closed,it was probably locked from outside.inside the black maria was so dark,only a very small hole gave in a little light(those of u who made pin hole camera in secondary school would understand better).i was in alone,fear grip me for what really awaits me.
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Capon:someone that would kill me is coming,who is that?(he bent down toward me)what is his or her name
Me: Daniel Kybee
Capon:u? when u die or what?
Me: (his balls were well positioned as i had both legs in the midle of his wide open legs)hahahahaha
Capon:what's funny...pam,came the sound as i forcefully kicked his dick,he dropped the axe and gun using both hands to hold his dick in pains,he wanted to shoutout his pains but only air could escape out of his mouth,i weakly staggered up,took a little fat stick close by and began hitting him with it,he was shouting like a lion about to die,then i went for his head,bum,i hit hard on his head,he fell down,i stopped and watched blood zoom off from his head.i took my singlet and wipe off the now coated blood on my face,i felt a little strength
Me:capon,ka e ma nke ema nkezor,there are so many ways to kill a rat nah,why u no tell ur baba to do cane jazz for u too
Capon: (faintly)please,temper justice with mercy
Me:aaah,maka why nah,capon u big pass all dis talk nah,u don forget say forgiveness na sin...i felt he was regaining his strength so i resummed the flogging,i stopped,picked him up like he did to me and threw him to a tree,yea,he hit his back against it and landed faced down,his left hand went quickly to his back as he shouted "my back my back!!!" with all my strength i began to hit him till i saw blood zooming out his nose,his eyes turned red
Capon:sky abeg,no kill me abeg,make we settle abeg
Me:nothing to settle,time is up for u capon
Capon:abeg,i dey see hell fire now abeg and more than hundreds of people hold cane dey call me to enter abeg
Me:that means make i flog my own now...i collected stick and began hitting him again.
Capon: please,please,give me chance to repent please...i saw tears dropped his eyes,chai i was so moved,i knew forgiveness is a sin to the blackers but i know have pulled off so it shouldnt be a sin to me.i dropped the stick,went close to him and pulled him up but guess what,as i was pulling him up holding his right hand,he got his left hand on my neck and began choking me,i let go of his right hand and quickly went for his other hand,but it was too tight,he added his other hand,i found myself struggling for my life,he has now lifted me off the ground holding tight my neck,then someone tapped him,he got shocked and let go of me,turned to see who it was,then blood splashed,i watched him fall slowly with the axe still standing on his forehead,as he fell,i saw my dad gallantly standing,he smiled at me
Me:dad how did u get here...he was about answering when i heard footsteps approaching us,i picked up the gun and gave it to my dad
Me:dad go now,i would meet up with u,people are coming
Dad:lets go together now
Me:no they would chase us together,just go with the gun for ur safty,it might be the other branch of blackers coming,go now...i watched him leave,a minute later they were in view,it was the nigerian soldiers.they arrested me and bundled capons corpse.then i was led to the police station where they handed me over to the police.i was thrown into an empty cell.
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I stood observing him,maybe he is pretending the bullets didnt penetrate
Capon:hahaha,small sky of yesterday wan fall me,a whole capon,guy u never reach
Me:so u go jazz up abi
Capon:those that deserve to be king,crewn them and those that dont deserve to be king,throw them over board
Me:i see then
Capon:sky,u never deserved to be king,but i crewned u,today i would throw u over board
Me:u dey shame me,shey u forget say if u be sailor make u sail ur ship well but u fuckup,u no sail well at all,u fall my guy,u wan still fall me and my pale,shey u chop witch ni? Na me be sky,the unpredictable,capon ka e ma nke e ma nkezor?(capon as u knw dis on shey u know the other?)
Capon:hahaha,i don become scientist just to forcast u
Me:chaiiii,capon u be olodo,u dey fall my handi,i be sky,i nor be weather,na only weather na im scientist dem dey forcast dem no fit forcast sky
Capon: (hand going round his waist in search of something)i go fall u today
Me:na ur gun u dey fine? maybe u forget am for house
Capon:shit u lucky buy not fortunate...he began to pull his shirt,he pulled it off exposing his black singlet,then he took it off exposing his chest,both were well built,then those kind of muscles as if one that started gyming newly
Me: oh e don enter fight? Ok na...i dropped my bag,off load the bullets in my pistol,pulled of my T-shirt and single at once exposing my nearly times two of cane's chest,my cool well built six pack and my intimidating muscles,chai,capon go hear ram today,i opened my bag,brought out my battle axe and rushed at him,i began to butcher him in anger,but to my surprise,he just stood still and each hit of the axe on him bounced,quickly i went for his head but this time around he blocked it and landed a blow on my jaw,i fell down,i felt blood in my mouth so i spat it out,he advanced toward me and jacked me up with all his might and then he threw me at a tree,i landed with my back and fell,the next thing that fell of my mouth was "ahaaaaa aaaah,capon whyyeeee" he laughed out loudly and answered "sky zeeed" my both hands went to my back as if wanting to hold the pain(those wey dey watch wrestling go understand) all my thought ran to my back bone,i felt its broken.he rushed at me again and began to hit me,he pulled me up and pushed me into the bush parts,he walked up to me all with smiles and picked me up like a common bag of purewater and flung me to another tree,i tried my best to avoid it but my head hit the tree,i shouted out aloud "yeee,my head,see blood o" yes blood was zooming of my head,began to see things like my dead mum waving at me to come,my dead step father smiling at me.he began to advance toward me again,i quickly staggered up,setting my fist for blow but guess what,i was seeing multiple of him,he was like 15,i began to spetaculate on which of them was the real him,at this stage a drunk was far better than me,he was close,he held me,i was feeling one hand on me but was seeing 15 hands stretched toward me,i quickly traced the hand and began to hit him weakly,i could feel the swellon parts of his body meaning that the axe didnt penetrate but all the part it hit was swellon,now my blood was begining to enter my eyes.he turned me into a punching bag,i was on the ground,the pains i was feeling was much,he retrieved the bullets from me,went to where the pistol was,he picked it up and loaded it,he went and picked up the axe too,handing the gun to his left and the axe to his right,i just satup,watching him,i could move,stand nor running,i watched my death coming in double,yes i had to accept it because i knew i would die either during this mission or after this mission,he walked up to me and smiled
Capon:do u want to die by the gun or by the axe
Me:i might not be able to kill u but some that would kill u is coming..
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