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Family / Covid-19 Stay At Home: What's The Light Situation In Your Area by lalanice(f): 10:15am On Mar 31, 2020
Somewhere in Benin we haven't had light for 3days now,
I'm already tired of staying at home angry
Romance / Re: "Don't Rush Relationships Until You're Old Enough To Know What You Want In Man" by lalanice(f): 9:07pm On Mar 27, 2020
millionboi2:
audio

Hahahaha......social media
I'm sure you will know, since that's how you are "audio"
Properties / Re: Accomodation In Benin City by lalanice(f): 9:44pm On Feb 29, 2020
Evidenx:
It has been taken.. When I get another will let got know.
oh
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Face Masks, Hand Sanitizers Sold Out In Lagos! by lalanice(f): 11:21pm On Feb 28, 2020
ikorodureporta:
God airpuss
you can't even spell it well, but you'll want actual help....SMH
Properties / Re: Accomodation In Benin City by lalanice(f): 11:12pm On Feb 28, 2020
Evidenx:
Ok but are you still searching for?
yes, do you have any? Where at airport road is it located?
Properties / Re: Accomodation In Benin City by lalanice(f): 1:51pm On Feb 25, 2020
Evidenx:
ONLY AIRPORT ROAD
especially airport road
Properties / Re: My Landlord Wants Me To Pay A Debt I Didn't Accrue by lalanice(f): 4:10pm On Feb 13, 2020
Openedheavens:


Well, I won't insult u to tell u how civil I am.
BTW, I kept this space because of you.

Firstly, passing English language comprehension requires good IQ and patience...

You will do well by reading again and note that there's no time I went to the nepa office to make a complaint.
The nepa guy came to inspect, saw the fault, dropped his number ( he wouldn't have dropped his number if he didn't find a fault). I had to call him, explained my case and he asked that I bribe him.
I don't bribe, but most importantly it's a foolish thing to do since there are many officials who come for inspection..
Until I bribe the whole nepa staff who will likely keep calling themselves, pointing my flat to other colleagues for further reaping.

Secondly, don't u think it could backfire and the nepa staff that won't take bribe will come one day. Find the fault and hand me over to the police. Then, I will seek advice on nairaland and your likes will still call me a thief and suggest that I am locked up.

And at that point my landlord exonerated.

You can do well by thinking like a civil person now that I have guided you and suggest something better.
seeing how many likes he got you will know how the mentality of most Nigerians have decayed
Romance / Re: Man Hacked To Death While Having Sex With Prostitute - by lalanice(f): 2:43pm On Feb 08, 2020
Who hack am

He died on overdose. And the police asking questions were just annoying

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Family / Re: Real Reason African/nigerian Wives Don't Want Their Husband's Relatives To Visit by lalanice(f): 8:30pm On Feb 07, 2020
Just leave the matter
Celebrities / Re: ‘one Male Child Is Worth More Than 10 Daughters’ – Nigerian Man Says by lalanice(f): 1:22pm On Feb 06, 2020
Ok o
Romance / Re: My Two Neighbors: Your Opinion On This Matter by lalanice(f): 7:40pm On Feb 05, 2020
if it bothers you then some time just say something like; "me wey get am you no ask me o, atleast na all of us dey watch am " if they get angry they will stop coming if they don't they'll start asking you too, since that the only problem, either way you feel better.

Or you overlook if you can, I personally don't see anything to it though, I think she feels since you're on your laptop (not really watching) no need to bother you

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Romance / Re: Need A Date by lalanice(f): 6:46pm On Feb 04, 2020
You want somebody's wife? shocked

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Facts, Symptoms, Treatments & Prevention - Read This And Stay Safe by lalanice(f): 11:09am On Feb 01, 2020
Hmmm it is well
Romance / Re: In Benin And Want To Hangout? by lalanice(f): 7:37pm On Jan 29, 2020
JuanDeDios:

Hello Lalanice.

Been a while. How are you doing?
doing good. Hey!
Properties / Accomodation In Benin City by lalanice(f): 1:23pm On Jan 29, 2020
Please post of any especially around airport road

Flat, room in a flat, self contain or duplex.
Exact Location, price, pictures if possible
Phones / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Fix Galaxy S10 Screen? by lalanice(f): 7:30pm On Jan 27, 2020
henryobinna:


thanks, are these prices same as official prices from their centers
yes
Phones / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Fix Galaxy S10 Screen? by lalanice(f): 8:25pm On Jan 25, 2020
You'll get it between 90-120k
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Threatens To Slap White Man On UK Train (Throwback Video) by lalanice(f): 9:24am On Jan 20, 2020
What's it about the mans wife she cant let go angry angry so what if she is after his money? Atleast she married him.

I just don't like how she keeps on about the man's wife though, like she is her problem.

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Family / Re: I Beat My Wife For The First Time ( Regret) by lalanice(f): 4:56pm On Jan 14, 2020
GrossPrice:


This train of thought is full of leaking abstractions.
you can shove your opinion. IDC
Family / Re: I Beat My Wife For The First Time ( Regret) by lalanice(f): 4:56pm On Jan 14, 2020
airex:
Circumcised olosho
that's yo mama you just described
Family / Re: I Beat My Wife For The First Time ( Regret) by lalanice(f): 8:06pm On Jan 13, 2020
airex:
idiot
your generation Zombie. If you knew better you would put it down in your own space.
Family / Re: I Beat My Wife For The First Time ( Regret) by lalanice(f): 10:45am On Jan 12, 2020
The hell angry You have no idea cheesy

Some people believe you are your real self when you drink, you do and say the things that are really in your mind without editing. So if the first time you are drunk you came straight home to beat her grin it means you've always wanted to beat her but needed an excuse that it was just the drink.
That's why she might never really be able to let it go.


All these drunks mentioning me, and complaining, believe it or not this is what I have read from people in a group so instead of you to come here crying, you better quit the drinking.

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Romance / Re: Reality Facing Us The Men by lalanice(f): 9:46am On Jan 03, 2020
You couldn't have made my point clearer kiss
Romance / Re: How My Uncle Destroyed His Family! by lalanice(f): 3:15pm On Jan 02, 2020
madgoat:


Continue deceiving urself. grin Every man cheats. Even your husband/BF cheats on you except you want to be in denial. The smart ones dont get caught and wont get any diseases and will never do anything suspicious. So mind ur business if u see a cheating man because ur own is cheating on u right under ur nose except u want to deceive urself or pretend he is righteous grin grin
see them grin

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Romance / Re: How My Uncle Destroyed His Family! by lalanice(f): 12:45pm On Jan 02, 2020
This is a sad everyday story. I know children who have been orphaned by such, only they were already old and fending for themselves before their father killed their mother with AIDS and I have heard lots of stories like these cry

This is why I can never support cheating or hide a cheating man. The whole family will know since your selfish desires are now more important than what's good for your family

cheesy cheesy with the way the cheats are mentioning me, I feel the need to add that
I'm talking about my own husband, if he cheats I won't cover for him, his family and mine will be aware.
And TBH anybody that catches my husband cheating and tells me is doing me a favour and will forever be my friend grin

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Romance / Re: I’m No Longer A Feminist - Lady Declares. See Reactions by lalanice(f): 7:20pm On Jan 01, 2020
She never really knew what feminism stands for, she was just men-hating.

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Religion / Re: VIDEO: Bird Turns Into Half-naked Woman, Exposes TB Joshua! by lalanice(f): 7:10pm On Jan 01, 2020
So the driver was driving TB Joshua grin

Starting to sound like a mental case.

Where is the truck and the driver? Is all that trash along the road? So its TB Joshua against Lucifer itself undecided

I'm not an unbeliever I'm just really finding this story unbelievable

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Health / Re: How Can I Remove These Disturbing Marks? Pictures Included(graphic) by lalanice(f): 6:41am On Jan 01, 2020
Igbosmoker:
I got this when I was a child, I didn't have a say in it. If you ever lived in Benin or Edo state you'll understand what I'm talking about.

I was ill so the only way to cure it is to get the marks according to them.

These marks have been disturbing me ever since, can't take my shirt off on public, can't enter pool and you know all the Normal stuffs kids and teens do like football and co.

This thing really affected me and it's still affecting me. I need a way to remove.

I'm tired of hearing work on your self esteem and make money nonsense, I need a way to remove it. My new year motivation.

You don't have to swim naked, or play football naked, so you haven't said the real reason why you are complaining but I think it's for the best for you. grin
Romance / Re: When Dey Fvk Finish Dey Begin Find Husband by lalanice(f): 5:27pm On Dec 31, 2019
ProfDview:


Swear with your dirty pants that you don't have up to 98 body counts...smelly hoe grin
nope it's not possible, I am not the woman that gave birth to Smelly ass bastard like you wink

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Romance / Re: When Dey Fvk Finish Dey Begin Find Husband by lalanice(f): 5:05pm On Dec 31, 2019
ProfDview:


Advice: reduce your body counts in 2020, smelly cunt undecided
I don't have body counts dude, again not everyone is like the women in your life. Step up

Hahaha contact you for project writing cheesy fraud I see you just opened this account cheesy cheesy "hustling mode "that's why you are Soo bitter...aww sad

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Romance / Re: When Dey Fvk Finish Dey Begin Find Husband by lalanice(f): 5:00pm On Dec 31, 2019
ProfDview:


Cheap dirty prost*tute like you
nah, I don't impersonate, I'm sure you are referring to the women in your life grin from top to bottom

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Romance / Re: Experienced Guys' Advice Needed by lalanice(f): 4:47pm On Dec 31, 2019
Please remain single, don't ever consider having a woman, it'll save everyone the headache.

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