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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Flaunts Her Elderly Husband (video) by lalanice(f): 8:20pm On Apr 17, 2023
Jashub:
Gold digger
broke people's language

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Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Ask A Man You Want To Marry If He Impregnates A Lady Before? by lalanice(f): 7:19pm On Apr 17, 2023
If you are worried about his sperm quality then whether he impregnated anyone before is not the rigth question, just ask him if he minds doing fertility test again even if he has done before you met ignore that.

Most men have been deciecved at some point by a girl who just wants to trap them or collect money from them by telling them they are pregnant and this men will go about thinking they can actually impregnate a lady not knowing they were lied to or it was just another man's baby.

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Romance / Re: Worst Place To Meet A Life Partner by lalanice(f): 2:59pm On Apr 16, 2023
Alvelt14:


Ode read and understand you say NO

You no see where I write the chance are less than 1%.

People meet life partners online no doubt so the chances is not zero

Werey fish brain even say among prostitute.
it is not the worse place it's as good and bad as any other place. That's my opinion but as dem no train you well you must display. Enjoy
Romance / Re: Worst Place To Meet A Life Partner by lalanice(f): 10:55am On Apr 16, 2023
It's how nairaland gave room for dumb people to open threads

There are few decent girls everywhere, both online and offline just be a good person and pray to find a good person, you can find them anywhere. Even amongst prostitutes.

But most of you boys your minds are already contaminated so you'll never find anything good because your mindset will always make you contaminate it

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Family / Re: Hakim Photo Kissing Mum. Can You Do This To Your Mum? by lalanice(f): 10:54am On Apr 16, 2023
no wonder she wanted to divorce him. tue! A boy still married to his mum

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Sports / Re: Hakimi Achraf Is Not My Hero - Charles Awuzie Says, Slams Reno Omokri by lalanice(f): 10:51am On Apr 16, 2023
xendra:
It's funny because Hakimi's mum will cry blood and water if her husband did same to her but is happy when her son did it for her.

Now I don't pity the wife because by the story she may actually be a gold digger but I pity the boy because I believe the devil has won over his life.

Do not marry and especially do not have a child by a woman you cannot give properties to for the sake of your children, NOBODY in your family will take care of your children better than their mother, so it's stupid to will properties to your parent or siblings because (while you all are worried about divorce you forget there is such a thing as death and it can come anytime) they will use dat money for their own children first

So your sweat ends being used to take care of another man's children instead of your own because you are filled with hate for the mother of your children, now your own children will surffer. Make it make sense


And how come men aren't concerned he didn't put his properties in his father's name? They are just happy because it's an opportunity to spite a wife whereas every wife eventually becomes a mother

Wait oo... how is it the ones who have nothing to their names that are crying the most on my mention? ..lemao
Rich men no cry about gold digger like poor men I pity woman wey fall for una tears.
Family / Re: My Sister Did Me Wrong In Secret. Should I Tell Her I Know ? by lalanice(f): 9:57am On Apr 16, 2023
mysticwarrior:
Give her strange attitude and let her feel it that you are unhappy with her for some reasons, turture her seriously with this attitude and she would be forced to ask you 'na wetin I do you' then you can drop the bomb.
mtchwww everything na turture for una.

It's been too long to still be putting up that childish attitude, approach people like an adult.
Family / Re: My Sister Did Me Wrong In Secret. Should I Tell Her I Know ? by lalanice(f): 9:55am On Apr 16, 2023
Let them know. It'll lighting your burden and don't let anyone tell you you're over reacting because you are not, as long as you can communicate it to them in a peaceful manner.

It's always better to let people know where they hurt us so we can heal faster... she may apologise, she might have an explanation that might make you forgive her foolishness but then again keep in mind that she may try to defend her actions which may hurt you more. Either way, it's always better to let people know.
Phones / Re: Why Do Hackers Have Easy Access To Our Phones by lalanice(f): 2:10am On Jan 07, 2023
Ken4Christ:


TECNO SPARK Go
for ten year you haven't changed phone? How do they keep following you? �
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Male Corper Is Urgently Needed At A Primary School At Alimosho Local Govt by lalanice(f): 12:25pm On Jan 05, 2023
When they don't pay well they'll be looking for corpers desperately. Users
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Problematic In-law! My Wife Parents Does Not Like Me And I Dislike Them More! by lalanice(f): 11:45am On Jan 03, 2023
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Problematic In-law! My Wife Parents Does Not Like Me And I Dislike Them More! by lalanice(f): 11:38am On Jan 03, 2023
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Family / Re: Nigerian Women And Abortion by lalanice(f): 7:06pm On Jun 19, 2020
pmoye:
You had > 24 hours to study the 'comprehension passage', still you returned without comprehending.

unwise, 24hrs because you think I live on NL like you abi?

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Family / Re: Nigerian Women And Abortion by lalanice(f): 4:08pm On Jun 19, 2020
1Sharon:


You blame abortion on the man? Shame on you.
Shame on you too tongue OP already blamed women, it's a waste of space to blame women again when we all know women don't get pregnant on their own. Who is holding the man responsible?? This is how we got here,
Women and men should be blamed for whatever they do but society has put the whole weight on the woman only and things just keep getting worse. Shame on you for expecting me to blame women too.
For your own sake I hope you are not a woman,

"why do women love committing abortion " it's 100% the woman's fault " How do you respond to such statements Or didn't you read the OPs post? Some women were raped, some didn't get the chance to request for protection, yet you want me to blame only the woman?? Your brain must be paining you

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Family / Re: Nigerian Women And Abortion by lalanice(f): 10:33am On Jun 18, 2020
It means Nigeria men are not Reliable.

Nobody is happy to be risking their lives necessarily.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Possibility That She Might Accept? by lalanice(f): 5:06am On Jun 16, 2020
If you really feel the way you said, Just let her know. Even though she doesn't accept you now, (she may feel your plans wouldn't match) atleast you've made your intentions know, if in the future you meet again, (when your plans might match) and she is still single it will be easier for you.

But if all you want is for her to be yours, whether it matches her plans or not, then Oga that is not love.
Crime / Re: Should we Settle The Police Way Or Get A Lawyer Involved by lalanice(f): 12:54pm On Jun 15, 2020
Godoverevery:

hmmm....guy 32 lady 27
lol... I was expecting 22 & 18
Crime / Re: Should we Settle The Police Way Or Get A Lawyer Involved by lalanice(f): 12:17pm On Jun 15, 2020
Tchwww they are both unserious people. No comment.

How old are they by the way
Romance / Re: Reason 580k Is Trending by lalanice(f): 11:37am On Jun 15, 2020
Stupid!
So they told her that her husband should pay for her brother's wedding, and she true true go tell the man Shameless Bunch.


Thank God I don't have that kind of family, and if there was one person that thinks like that, fear no go let am near me.

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Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by lalanice(f): 6:44pm On Jun 09, 2020
kingkakaone:

The OP.
I see shocked
Health / Re: If Only I Had A Gun by lalanice(f): 11:33am On Jun 09, 2020
IntersexSherry:
Trust me depression is not something you will even wish for your worst enemies, only people who suffer from this will understand how it feels like. I don't even know where to start from to explain my pathetic life. All my life has been a lie. No one understands. I'm not living as i have absolutely nothing, i have been abused in every way you can think of, sexually, mentally, verbally etc... Am tired and no! Nothing gets better, gets worse.. I have lost everything and all my dreams will never come through. Am bleeped up beyond repair. Am getting there and i won't be missed.
How old are you? Do you know God?



It seems that way. But once a while force in a positive mindset, stand for positivity, it will be hard but trust me, it gets better.

Don't let the worse get rid of you before the best gets to you.
It is possible to get out of depression

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Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by lalanice(f): 4:13am On Jun 09, 2020
Makanaki127:

Is that so cheesy my brother day der make pant day wear u. grin
I'm a lady o, and I know.
Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by lalanice(f): 4:12am On Jun 09, 2020
kingkakaone:

You are right, some ladies know what they want and they don't mix fantasies with realities, also, some guys know what they want and don't try to poach good girls from their good guys except the lady wants to fall off which is same with this case.

I have/had a friend who came from school and also have a guy in her school. During this lockdown, she came to visit and we started talking about things. I'm a very complex person and an introvert which created a platform for curiosity on her and made her wants to draw closer to me.

It's the same scenario with how the op describes her relationship with this new guy, how I act and all but I ended it the day she said she thinks she's falling for me.

"I was like, how's that possible"? She asked how do I mean, I said, "how is it possible for you to love our boyfriend and still have feelings for me"?
I stopped talking to her from that moment.


I also need to say that she came to my place and we touched until she was so into it for sex but I told her I am not one who do sex that way, that I need to have total connection beyond ordinary before I engage in sex and that may take years.

What is more scary is that the lady has same name as this moniker.

shocked which moniker? Minecheesy Or yours?
Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by lalanice(f): 7:53pm On Jun 07, 2020
Macqueeny:
You problem is u r just having feelings for d other guy because u guys became so close, it normal for we girls to always feel such wen we r so close to someone apart from our bf, that why wen u r in a serious relationship don't get too close to any guy apart from ur bf, u said u love ur bf so my advice is u withdraw ur closeness from dt guy, just be formal with time do feeling. Will die offf
no, it's not every girl that always feels such.

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Romance / Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by lalanice(f): 6:31pm On Jun 07, 2020
You say you don't want to break his heart, but you already have, he just hasn't discovered it yet smiley . how do you think your boyfriend will feel if he finds out about you and this other guy? (that's if he ever really cared about you)

I'll say don't stay out of pity, be with who your heart chooses because he might not choose you if he finds someone better, BUT ......"the devil you know"

I'll always tell people, anybody is perfect from a distance.

Imagine how head over heels you were when you first met your boyfriend
My Opinion- if your current boyfriend is not verbally, physically or mentally abusive then stay with him, if you leave him for these(yeye) reasons you just listed, chances are you will always be jumping around. Nobody is perfect.

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Politics / Re: Arewa Boys: Why People Should Stop Posting Those Pictures by lalanice(f): 8:09am On May 30, 2020
Bembellaa:
didn't get them from any site... Most of them are friends and relatives...
oh, I see
Politics / Re: Arewa Boys: Why People Should Stop Posting Those Pictures by lalanice(f): 10:01pm On May 29, 2020
Bembellaa:
grin grin grin this one no get joy
I'm liking these pictures, is there a particular site you get them from how can people be so beautiful and rich at the same time cool
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by lalanice(f): 6:36pm On May 24, 2020
AkupeMBANO:

madam feminist, where are you working and how much are you bringing to the table currently? bla bla bla sheep have you any wool? talking rubbish Up and down!!
oga stop crying on NL, you sound like you don't have a life yourself.

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by lalanice(f): 10:18am On May 24, 2020
AkupeMBANO:

Bitch i'm not your mate at all in any form or shape though. i'm a freaking married fellow that hates bullshit. fvck you and your likes!! above all, you are not close to my league!!..just get your jobless broke ass outta my mention.
crying foul againcheesy cheesy y so pained though And why are you answering questions I did not ask you?
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by lalanice(f): 6:16pm On May 23, 2020
AkupeMBANO:

Some guy already called you a witch (maybe he's spiritual enough). I give extra offering every Sunday because i ain't the dude that will marry miscreants like you. I pity the weakling who will carry a jobless load of crap like you. Oloshi!!
why are you so pained though cheesy cheesy abi you are the unseriouse boyfriend Or maybe one girl don do you takecheesycheesy you are just all over the thread crying foul like it was written for you. Lmao
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by lalanice(f): 4:24pm On May 22, 2020
AkupeMBANO:

madam feminist, where are you working and how much are you bringing to the table currently? bla bla bla sheep have you any wool? talking rubbish Up and down!!
oga misogynist, backoff I do not know you or owe you any explanation. Go and find a village girl to flex muscles on. Boy bye

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Celebrities / Re: I Need Your Advice: Is It Ok To Allow My Househelp Take Food From The Pot Of Foo by lalanice(f): 11:52am On May 22, 2020
Saintbusco1:
Am a man

I don't have a house help at the moment but if I do have later, the food I will eat will be solely cooked by my wife or myself! She or me can't be so occupied to delicate that to househelp...
oga don't mind all this fake people pretending on a faceless forum, they are the real people hater in real life. Nothing is wrong with being careful or having rules. No matter who is not impressed.

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