Five friends, all physics majors and first class honours candidates, went on a weekend trip before their exam paper the following Monday. After having a Little too much fun they arrived too late to sit for the paper. They had how ever prepared an elaborate excuse saying they had a flat tyre which took too long a time to fix. Their physics professor after listening to their excuse allowed them to sit for the exam. happy that their plan had succeeded, then were led to different examination venues where after lifting their papers they find A SINGLE question worth 100 marks: WHICH TYRE?

just thought I should add these:
Yo momma's so old, her breast milk is powdered milk.
Yo momma's so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so dumb, she paid for an IQ test and got a refund.
Yo momma's so fat, she has her own map.
Yo momma's so hairy, she grew an afro on her nipples.

I don't understand human-beings and their blood-lust. King has Killed,yes. But are all these cries for justice nothing more than demands for vengeance? The list of nigerian killers right from the sponsors of political thugs to the policeman who accidentally discharged someone to the great beyond is endless.Until they are all hanged there is no JUSTICE!!!!