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Sports / Re: World Cup: Colombia Vs England - 1 - 1 (3 - 4 On Penalties) Full Time by laura8: 8:25pm On Jul 03, 2018
This match is so dramatic... Na wa o
Sports / Re: What Was Your Observation In The Nigeria Vs Argentina Match? by laura8: 5:28am On Jun 27, 2018
LOSKYXANDER:
1. Super chickens played like all they needed was a draw, and then the worst happened. It's really embarrassing that we could not even make the best out of the cheap penalty goal by maintaining a draw. Perhaps truly FOOTBALL ISN'T FOR AFRICA That's what FIFA means right??

2. I noticed Iheanacho's mouth was open from the beginning of the match to the end. One day House fly will fly inside grin

grin grin...your second point eh...I noticed it too..the guy was just a disappointment..
Family / Re: Lady Raises Alarm Over Academic Pressures Her Parents Put On Her Brother by laura8: 7:10am On Jun 06, 2018
If she were on nairaland... I would tell her to encourage her brother to go out..and acquire a skill..
I hope the poor boy does not become lost..with some Nigerian parents you just have to develop a thick skin..

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Phones / Re: I Was Charged 81k On Iphone X As Import Duty, Please Help by laura8: 8:16am On Jun 05, 2018
wandeay:
I'm only requesting for help or suggestions on what to do as a sane man who would not wanna rely only on his own understanding, I neva said I can't pay, as a businessman who has been doing this before, I already made my calculations that the landing cost would be around 330-340k, but the third party shipper which some are suggesting caused the high shipping rate, I had to accept not knowing it customs issues would still come up, I never wanted to use fedex, I always have dissatisfaction with them,

I'd like to thank all that gave useful suggestions without bashing, those that were negative too, thank you, it's a business, we should expect profit and loss, win some loose some!

N.B it can happen to anyone anytime, we are suppose to help each other not being negative to pull one's heart down.
sorry o..just clear it and digest the fact that shit happens....
Foreign Affairs / Re: Governor Plunges Into River While Taking Selfie On Newly-built Bridge by laura8: 10:05am On May 19, 2018
SamuelAnyawu:
wink
You got the right expression.. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Could This Be The Youngest House Of Assembly Aspirant In Nigeria? by laura8: 8:10pm On May 18, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



He is too young abeg.
We don't need someone who will be intimidated when he sees all those big yanshed female legislators.

He should shelve his idea for now,
And visit the nearest BetNaija shop if he is looking for an avenue to make quick money,

Chairman..
The guy is a courageous young man..
If we don't support the young ones showing interest In politics who then shall we support..?

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Politics / Re: IGP Ibrahim Idris In Marching Blunders At A Ceremony (Video) by laura8: 8:01pm On May 18, 2018
He probably had an overdose of some drug..if not the man can read na.. grin
This hard drugs are not only for touts..even the high and mighty in the country have it too..
Go to abuja..and see children of rich men popping drugs..anyhow..
Or
There's a doctor that said the igp is probably suffering from one brain problem..
You know how quick they jump to defend their own..
Anyways...
This national embarassment will still remain and the whole transmission transmission transition show will disappear.. Like nothing happened..

All hail Naija cool
Car Talk / Rolls Royce Has Made Its First Suv,check It Out by laura8: 7:47pm On May 13, 2018
Foreign Affairs / Re: 92-Year-Old Mahathir Mohamad Wins Malaysia Presidential Election by laura8: 9:25am On May 11, 2018
I watched a BBC documentary on Facebook... The youths make up 40% of the population and he enjoyed massive support from them..
I hope he doesn't disappoint them..a young lady that was interviewed said the man has gone through life already..what else can he do..as in he will most likely not steal or misbehave cheesy
Well...
Pets / Re: Help! Ruggedman Is Dying!! :-( by laura8: 9:30pm On May 06, 2018
Sell the dog to all those dog eaters,and buy a new dog..
Ruggedman is obviously tired of the world..
Family / Re: "Suitors Now Prefer Our Maids To Our Daughters For Marriage" - Nigerian Parents by laura8: 1:40pm On May 06, 2018
I don't understand why a woman does not know how to cook o
For me its not a big deal... If you don't want to cook for your family at least cookfor your self
A Nigerian girl will grow up,pass through her teenage years..into adulthood
And she cannot cook...I just don't get it oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 29th April 2018 by laura8: 5:10pm On Apr 29, 2018
No scores
Politics / Re: What Buhari And Trump Will Discuss About In First Official Meeting by laura8: 4:06pm On Apr 29, 2018
MrPolitics:
At the end of the day it'll just be another waste of taxpayers money with nothing to show for it
Na gode baba na,absolutely nothing to show for it..
Politics / Re: PICTURES: Bauchi Residents Boycott President Buhari Today by laura8: 8:28am On Apr 27, 2018
The north have not abandoned buhari ,for them he is a Messiah,they don't care about his faults or the fact that he is not competent enough to lead this country..
A lot of them will vote him,primarily because he is a muslim Hausa/Fulani man
Look at the pictures..they are simply supporting their o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Atletico Madrid : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th April 2018 by laura8: 9:15pm On Apr 26, 2018
Arsenal whyyyy
Travel / Re: Immigration Moves To Implement ‘no National ID, No International Passport’ Polic by laura8: 7:50am On Apr 25, 2018
I have mine o...
Registered since 2013..finally got it in 2018
Business / Re: Distributors Needed by laura8: 5:19pm On Apr 19, 2018
How much is it
Religion / SLEEP Paralysis,has Anyone Experienced It? by laura8: 1:09pm On Apr 19, 2018
Oyibos and the very enlightened call it sleep paralysis.
I just know I am genuinely grateful to be alive and I hope I never have that kind of experience again.Infact I reject,cast, bind,uproot and shatter such a thing from happening.. Again..
I don't care if its psychological or sleep related matter(according to my research on google).I just know I had the worst experience of my life,I saw my self struggling to wake up,a Shadow was looking at me,I felt weak,and every time I tried to call out for help..I felt like I was choking..
I became even more fearful because I could hear our dogs howlingingggg,you know that wolf like sound Awuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiu,...uuuuuuuuuu

It was like I could see my self dreaming in a dream..
Finally ..after some time struggling seriously.. I shouted Jesus..and everything stopped..and
i woke up(now I am not trying to preach o..I am a Christian, I believe in the saving power of Jesus)
But seriously its a terrible experience..


Thank God for nairaland.. I just came to rant to strangers..
Pls pray before you sleep
(It should have been a dream of me lying down on gold bars cry)

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Properties / Re: "How Thugs Prevent Rich People From Developing Our Community"- Twitter User by laura8: 12:54pm On Apr 18, 2018
I've never heard of such a thing in my life...
We in the middle belt will be so grateful..ahh..
May God bring people like this to us o..amen

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Properties / Plots Of Land For Sale In Jos,plateau State.. by laura8: 9:05am On Apr 17, 2018
We've got 16plots of land in a very nice location in jos..
If you interested.. Pls send a personal msg wink
Car Talk / Re: These Are The 6 Most Powerful Engines By Cylinder Count by laura8: 7:19am On Apr 15, 2018
I like cars...love cars..
But..I don't get what u saying..
Too technical..
Why don't u simplify what you have written cheesy
No offence intended...
I actually checked your blog..still don't get it..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by laura8: 2:27am On Apr 12, 2018
ammyluv2002:
Michael Stevens Consulting - We are a long established management and learning consulting firm, with a subsidiary in Accra, Ghana and advanced plans to expand into other geographies.

In order to meet our growth objectives and strengthen the management of the practice, we are looking for self-managed and very experienced professionals to fill the position below:

Job Title: Territory Sales Manager

Location: Abujae

Requirements
Graduate from a reputable institution
46 years sales experience preferable in a beverage company
Good communication and interpersonal skills
Possession of valid driver’s license
Residence of and familiarity with the location listed above.

Application Closing Date
10th May, 2018.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV's to: jobs@michaelstevens-consulting.com
46years cheesy
It should be 4-6 years I think

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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Newly Approved UK Upwork Account Available For Sale by laura8: 8:53am On Apr 03, 2018
careertalks:
Newly approved UK upwork account available for sale. Contact me via whatsapp if you need it... 08132723964..
How much is it
Business / Re: Your Idea Is Worth More Than Gold: Get The Best Writing Services. by laura8: 6:38am On Apr 03, 2018
inkon:
Every tree has a root.

Every man has a pedigree.

A growing tree looks upwards for sun. But murdered truth can make a child question his father's sanity.

One athletic Chima had questioned his grandad's credibility.

He was born into the open palm of river Niger's sandy bank, at the windy hours of a Friday.

Tall but not tainted
Can u mentor me...for free pls wink
Fair but not fated
Too handsome to escape some pretty maiden,
Yet, too determined to notice them,
Such was his strength that he took on three men and tore them down in no time.
Such was his height that when seen, one remembers the biblical Goliath.

His mother ushered him into this world and named him Chima.
But the oldest five in their village called him Ogbuagu (lion slayer).

A story was told about how Odumuodu, the great warrior, saved his people from the jaws of a strange lion in the distant past. He wrestled with the lion and killed it with his gun.

Jubilation erupted and the happy villagers honoured Odumuodu with a chieftaincy title "OGBUAGU".

Those were days when titles were given based on merit and not bought with money.

That Odumuodu was the grandfather of Chima.

The oldest villagers who had seen the days of Odumuodu's mighty deeds saw Chima and believed in reincarnation.

Well, this story has lost its original flavour today because contradictory versions kept coming out over the years.

Some said, it was actually the lion that killed Odumuodu and not the other way round.

Others said no, Odumuodu didn't die while facing the lion because the villagers came to his rescue.

So contradictory that not even Chima knows which version to believe.

Like Chima, everyone has a story to tell the unborn.

Those childish escapades....

Those challenges of school days....

Those businesses that flopped and how...

These other businesses that succeeded and how...

Those ugly regrets and why...

That miraculous breakthrough and when...

Those beautiful relationships with who...

Your wish for the family now and after.

A well written account of your pedigree will forever keep posterity abreast of your ideologies. Beyond that, it gives them a clear outline of where the family is coming from and where it is heading to.

Odumuodu killed a lion but his enemies told Chima that a lion killed his grandfather.

Those who fail to tell their story have only permitting their enemies to give it a twist.

Reach us today and have your story professionally written.

We write your story just the way you want it, using words, images and dates to bring old memories back to life.

Can you mentor me
Computer Market / Re: Hp Mint Mini Laptop For Sale 10k (SOLD OUT) by laura8: 9:44pm On Apr 02, 2018
omohoneyland:
U May Not Believe It. The Location Is Ajah Or Agbowa Lagos
Hmm..OK o
I am not in Lagos self
Best of luck
Computer Market / Re: Hp Mint Mini Laptop For Sale 10k (SOLD OUT) by laura8: 6:45pm On Apr 02, 2018
This is a scary deal...
Crime / Re: Wife Kills Her Husband In His Sleep For Having Baby With Another Lady. Graphic by laura8: 10:45am On Mar 31, 2018
Mynd44:
Stop marrying/dating crazy people and if you do, do not do things to tick them off.


I am not victim blaming, I am just saying self-preservation is key
Tell them ooo
Fashion / Re: Jumia Has Ruined My Brothers Marriage by laura8: 8:34pm On Mar 30, 2018
Awoooooof dey run belle grin cheesy grin
Investment / Re: What Are You Waiting For?...get This Amazing Online Job That Pays $10 Per Hour by laura8: 3:20am On Mar 28, 2018
Be ready with your 40 referrals....they never tell u the complete truth
Foreign Affairs / Re: Stormy Daniels: "Donald Trump Did Not Use A Condom When We Had Sex" by laura8: 9:44am On Mar 26, 2018
delugajackson:
shocked


The point is, you've been fùcked and compensated as well, so stop making a mountain out of an anthill. What is fùcked can never be unfùcked.
That's it...what is all the noise about again..

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Politics / Re: Abducted Dapchi Girls: Do Not Weep For Leah Sheribu (photo) by laura8: 6:00pm On Mar 23, 2018
SamoaJoe:
How do we even know the so called Christian girl is not part of the movie?
grin grin..you just read my mind..this whole show is ridiculous..

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