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Celebrities / LADIES: See The 7 Weirdest Things Men Find Attractive In You by lawokay: 9:52pm On Nov 03, 2015
LADIES: See The 7 Weirdest Things Men Find Attractive In You



Most of you ladies that do not know many things most men find attractive in a woman but know that there are a few absolutely weird things almost every man finds attractive in his woman? I must admit I didn’t know most of these strange things until I started working on this post. I’ve found the information for this post through some research and interviews with Some men Like Me. So please Grab A Cup Of Coffe and let’s Enjoy learning about weird things men find attractive in women and Please don’t forget to share your thoughts after reading through
Below… 1. HAIR
2. GLASSESS
3- STRETCH MARKS
4- SEEING HER AFRAID
5- HER ACCENT
6- SEEING HER UNDONE
7- HER TOWEL HEAD

SEE MORE HERE >>> http://giztafrica..com.ng/2015/11/most-of-you-ladies-that-do-not-know.html
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Celebrities / THE ARREST (EPISODE 1) By Ifecx2k by lawokay: 10:14pm On Oct 23, 2015
SEE FULL STORY HERE >>> http://i2kay.com/the-arrest-episode-1-by-ifecx2k/




9th May, 2014. It was a cold friday morning, laying on the bed were five guys (Obiora, Izuchukwu, Henry, Douche and I ) in positions which gave the scene a scenario that a g ay or gy had taken place the previous night.
I was still fast asleep when I heard a thud, my orientation was a little distorted then was the sound again, like someone was trying to either break down my door or force me out of bed by past 6; must be my psycho neighbor Faith or some s ex-starved lodge mate. I reluctantly opened the door and saw a shockingly handsome light skinned guy (should be in his late twenties) with a double barrel accompanied by two policemen looking like swat expect they didn’t have a gas mask on. Oh yeah, shit just got real, I was about to go Bruce Lee on this niggaz and make it for the window, F..ck! My window has a burglary proof I had go to Mike not Tyson and act smooth criminal on these popo. He stepped in, had this annoying Christiano Ronaldo’s smirk on him (something my friend Obiora does when b itches begin to talk to him about how cute he was cos of his grey eyes) was like don’t I know who he is? TF should I know, I’ve ban ged chicks whose real name I don’t know or can’t recognize after an hour.
Introduced himself as the school anti-cult, what these Mofo don’t know I’ve been trained by Jet Li *movies* since I was 7, I could take on all three in less than 5 seconds. Bang! A right punch to the throat, a swift jab to the left ribs close to the heart and a quick kick in between the legs, they didn’t even know what did hit ’em. Did I forget to mention that I have an overactive imagination? Back to my story, well they demanded for my phones and laptop which I gave to them, and they took me in without reading the miranda, showing me an arrest warrant or telling me what am being charged with.As I was escorted out of my lodge in cuffs, I could hear murmuring and feel the piercing judging eyes of my lodge-mate condemning me already for crime/crimes I have no fore knowledge of. Lord knows what stories might be brewing now on the darting tongues of gossips (my friends have had a fair share, Obiora owns more con doms that shoprite, Dude what are you trying to do; F..ck an army?!. Izu is a man-wh ore, Henry was guy who never makes it out of the friendzone with any girl, cool and nice opening but this n igga never closes*ok I’m going to go out of my way and place a free a advert for Henry. Ladies, he is loquacious so u don’t have to worry about what to say, he’ll do all the talking, got a di ck the size of a toothbrush for you ladies who think size isn’t everything and I know what y’all are thinking.. Ok I’ve not actually seen it but I did see him in a swimming trunk once. Please any lady feeling like doing some charity work -helping the needy? He seriously need to get laid before his 18th birthday*. Douche on the other hand has profoundly bad choices in women). Everyone was peeping through the window and balcony to get a glance of what’s going on. Two policemen were stationed outside, one at the gate and the other at the entrance with their fingers on the trigger in a military stance which suggested that they’ve been giving the order to shoot on sight if things should go south. “Emma, wetin dey happen?” asked Onyeka the lodge president, I looked up a gave a weak smile and relied “I dunno” trying to sound as strong as possible. As we approached the police van parked out side, I noticed two other people were seated in the back Chucks and Diogor. I got in and Chuks narrated how he was arrested the previous night and Diogor this morning. Both Chuks and Diogor are both course mate and I have known them since their year one. We drove to another lodge where we picked up another guy..... CONTINUE >>> http://i2kay.com/the-arrest-episode-1-by-ifecx2k/

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Celebrities / My Sugar Mum And I (episode 1) by lawokay: 10:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
I’m sitting in my mum’s shop away from the busy life of Lagos. I Was trying to think out what next after graduation, this boredom is killing me like crazy, months now since I dropped the pen after that very last exam and popping
champagne and drinking Andre all-night trying to believe we’ve graduated(even though we aint seen our
result yet) and the thought of NYSC is still months away, it does kill me(partially because I think it’s a waste
of a year in your life and the suspense of not knowing if you’d be thrown in a crisis torn or technologically
deprived village)….amidst this thought my phone rang….the second ring broke my thought and on
checking who it was…it was Mrs. Y(name withheld)
.Mrs. Y is the wife of the ambassador of Nigeria to a Caribbean country ,she has a very successful chain of boutiques and supermarkets and was in Nigeria most times rather than being with her husband, she has two daughters and a
son, both daughters are my age group but still in some private university.
Hmmnnnn….how did we meet? You might ask; I met her at a famous cinema at yaba, I
watched her daughter with great interest as she ran off to meet a friend of hers and I had to take lift with her
and in the quiet of the lift, I heard a voice say “You seem to like my daughter huh?!”
Trying to pretend I dint hear her the first time,
I said “’excuse me?”
Then she said “oh! Come off it, it’s not like I dint see you staring at my Teni”, Then I chuckled “you got me there ma”…”my name is Mrs. Y and I think I’ll be stuck to you past this elevator, you won’t mind some company would you?”
“Naaah” without thinking twice.

SHOULD I CONTINUE THE STORY?
CONTINUE HERE….(EPISODE 2)
http://i2kay.com/my-sugar-mum-and-i-episode-2-by-ifecx2k/

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