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Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 4:34pm On Jul 05, 2019
Bodaolawrites:


Lawyer... You no better person... You go pack all the people for your compound come... Nah you go give th :Dem item7 o



grin

Na em being disturb me say em wan come witness watin dey make me dey always rush comot for room every single hour. na him i tell em say "na brah ola dey host show called cum inside" na him dey say make dey follow come witness the show oh! ah, abi i wrong?
Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 3:17pm On Jul 05, 2019
Bodaolawrites:
Update coming today! Am sorry for starving you guyz....

Am actually writing for my new deal. Will announce the website soon. The story I'm writing for them will only be on their site. Thanks for the wait.


Ann2012 and Lawyerlomo share this one crate of Pepsi for them all... grin

About 2000 words in the next episode of cum inside.... Rib cracking.... Bet me, Me and Brah Segun in this life... Either he leaves that compound or the Landlord sells the house. lipsrsealed

#CumInside
Less I forget. this crate of drink no go do the guest way me and Ann2012 invite
talkmore of sharing with the remaining guests. No talk say I stingy oh. na you bring insufficient drink come make I carry my own first before I go forget. cheesy
Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 3:04pm On Jul 05, 2019
Bodaolawrites:
Update coming today! Am sorry for starving you guyz....

Am actually writing for my new deal. Will announce the website soon. The story I'm writing for them will only be on their site. Thanks for the wait.


Ann2012 and Lawyerlomo share this one crate of Pepsi for them all... grin

About 2000 words in the next episode of cum inside.... Rib cracking.... Bet me, Me and Brah Segun in this life... Either he leaves that compound or the Landlord sells the house. lipsrsealed

#CumInside

Thanks for the honor[mention]. But, rush ham please.
Celebrities / Re: Tekno Poses With A Very Tall Man by LawyerLomo(m): 2:35pm On Jul 04, 2019
Seems people didn't notice tekno holding a pack of ciggar

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Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 2:14pm On Jul 03, 2019
Bodaolawrites:



OK sir... Hope I will win the case... Make my matter no be like Atiku matter o grin

Lol no. IQ already 250. so, the level of thinking go still high as origin go enhance more.
Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 11:14am On Jul 03, 2019
Bodaolawrites:



Lawyer e be Like say I go hire you... I won sue brah blessing and brah segun grin

Oya now. come report your case with four bottle of origin first.
Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 11:07am On Jul 03, 2019
ericsmith:




that is how olodo rabatas do cry correction taken
grin
ericsmith:




that is how olodo rabatas do cry correction taken

I no understand you sir. meself wrong ba?
Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 10:10pm On Jul 02, 2019
adeosuntunde:



Baba GATS feel among na

But him no survive because yawa gas! neighbors come later realize the reality of the matter
Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 10:06pm On Jul 02, 2019
ericsmith:
bruh segun no need beat that boy , the daily oppression is enough to give brodaola BP grin.
At these junction someone needs to dial olori ebi of brodaola family. kilode!!


bro no be road we dey oh! why you go say junction?
Brother it's is juncture sir. Thank you for taking correction

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Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 9:55pm On Jul 02, 2019
you bleep-up! why you go lie say na new gen you buy?

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Literature / Re: ONOME My Landlord's Daughter (humor, Erotic And Romance Thriller) by LawyerLomo(m): 5:22am On Jun 23, 2019
Bodaolawrites:


Lol.... No vex. Nah Gulder remain o. You go like am? grin
So, you mean that "origin" don finish? sha i go manage alomo.
Literature / Re: ONOME My Landlord's Daughter (humor, Erotic And Romance Thriller) by LawyerLomo(m): 5:31pm On Jun 22, 2019
Bodaolawrites:


Noted... Take one Fanta grin
[angry]

...And you've left me sitted on my table with empty bottles of soft drinks. where is mine? [alcoholic ni o mu wa oh] [frowned
face]
Literature / Re: ONOME My Landlord's Daughter (humor, Erotic And Romance Thriller) by LawyerLomo(m): 5:20pm On Jun 22, 2019
Bodaolawrites:

Don't worry i will complete it.
Please endeavour to do so. anticipating!
Literature / Re: ONOME My Landlord's Daughter (humor, Erotic And Romance Thriller) by LawyerLomo(m): 3:36pm On Jun 22, 2019
bodaola!
why na? you never finish other stories you dey create another? watin i know self?
Crime / Re: I Have 3 Wives, 11 Children - Kidnap Suspect Boasts Of His Success by LawyerLomo(m): 3:10pm On Jun 22, 2019
with the share of the money they gets from the crime. i thought you read "i drink alcohol and spend on beautiful ladies brought to our camp"?
that's where the derived joy


RDPMAN:
And you kidnap other people family members, how do you find joy?
Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 8:39am On Jun 22, 2019
Bodaolawrites:
Who's ready for the next update. Abi let me keep it

Keep watin?
fun mi ni daily dose me jor
Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 8:34am On Jun 22, 2019
BODAOLA


what did you use in curing your own ulcer?
Literature / Re: CI by LawyerLomo(m): 8:12am On Jun 22, 2019
Bodaola

and you didn't mention me here on this new thread. okay. i've see it. thank you, don't mention.
Literature / Re: The Saddest Truth You Need To Succeed In Life by LawyerLomo(m): 11:39am On Jun 21, 2019
speechless and carried away with thoughts of reality
Celebrities / Re: "I Didn’t Enjoy Stardom Or Fame Because Of Controversies"– Terry G by LawyerLomo(m): 9:41am On Jun 21, 2019
jintex:


for saying this, you need to increase the size of that weed you're rolling to a jumbo size! make we see if e go make you.....


To complete ham.
...maybe the weed go make ham get sense.
Literature / Re: One Minute Man - (romance Thriller) by LawyerLomo(m): 8:32am On Jun 21, 2019
Bodaola where you at?
Literature / Re: My Suicide Attempt (reality Story) by LawyerLomo(m): 1:13am On Jun 21, 2019
bodaola:


That's true bro... Don't wonna be rude. Thanks for the comment.

When I pore-over your write-UP. I observed the NAME of your beloved friend was "TAWA". Exactly the sound of a THUNDAROUS Slap.

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Literature / Re: My Suicide Attempt (reality Story) by LawyerLomo(m): 7:00pm On Jun 20, 2019
UncleEnergy:

You just said my mind. Why did you sleep there. Why didn't you look for a guest in and rest in peace.


"*and rest in peace*"
I feel for the bereaved. LOL
Literature / Re: My Suicide Attempt (reality Story) by LawyerLomo(m): 6:53pm On Jun 20, 2019
UncleEnergy:

Even me i dey wonder o.... Because i go too punch her like pillow. Her husband set go see her no go know her again.
UncleEnergy:

Even me i dey wonder o.... Because i go too punch her like pillow. Her husband set go see her no go know her again.

Asin ba, as I dey hear my cheeck hot for the presence of my longtime friend. Na so I go give her my own. I swear she must fall, because she go think say na Thunder strike her. The slap go dey like Super Man Punch.
Literature / Re: My Suicide Attempt (reality Story) by LawyerLomo(m): 4:00pm On Jun 20, 2019
update please grin
Literature / Re: My Suicide Attempt (reality Story) by LawyerLomo(m): 3:47pm On Jun 20, 2019
bodaola:
Who is following?
At what age is such drastic act happening?
I mean to an extent that your uncle's wife would raise her filty hand on you. so shocking!
Health / Re: BREAKING: World Population Hits 7.7 Billion As Men Outnumber Women In Nigeria by LawyerLomo(m): 11:22am On Jun 19, 2019
Lie! He get one man for my side(Northern Part Of Nigeria)way get 7 wives! How comes we no plenty pass the women?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off His New Car by LawyerLomo(m): 11:24pm On Jun 07, 2019
Honestly, to be realistic. This lad is far more beautiful than some so called "Slay queens".
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by LawyerLomo(m): 8:20pm On May 29, 2019
Aladdin1:
Super story! your story full of lies and e no add up.abeg go rewrite the truth.u say u come 4rm poor family.how u manage get brother wey fit bring police 4rm asaba come abraka? u say joy na student how come she no fit write come and go? u say u come 4rm poor and u dey struggle for skool.how u manage get money to buy drinks for cultist? lastly how come all the police wey handle ur case,even civil defence come be vikings?abeg i no read again.carry ur story go.

Hey friend please do not come to conclusion that its fake. i reported similar case to a civil defense office without knowing majority of them were also cultist

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Daniels Dances To Celebrate Her Daughter, Regina Daniels Induction Ritual by LawyerLomo(m): 9:32pm On May 27, 2019
And the daughter be looking at the mother(in the first three photos) and was like "mum! This one you are just too excited like this, just keep calm for I know my plans. for time will tell" hmmm
Celebrities / Re: Are You A Virgin? - Priscilla Ajoke Ojo, Iyabo Ojo's Daughter Asked By Fan by LawyerLomo(m): 12:58pm On May 26, 2019
Richmondofficia:
she is a fool,she should have expected something like that to come up,was she not the one said "ask me a question" now she is bitter

No be she seek for attention!
irony gotten and she is vexing... lol :-)

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Crime / Re: 2 Yahoo Boys In Lagos Jailed For 6 Months By EFCC by LawyerLomo(m): 7:20am On May 22, 2019
Olajah81:


You sound so pained.

I understand. Apparently life is too hard for you and you cannot afford even a bicycle, much less a car.
Continue ur wacko-jacko in foolishness

Thank you sir!
I appreciate your encomium to my foolishness.

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