Jarvis22:
My people O! The wounds are still fresh. The wounds are fresh I say!!! It happened February 17th.

I hacked her Whatsapp o! Wetin man no see? Relationship of two years o! She dey collect prick on a norms from Guy wet I better pass times hundred!

And the worst part is that the guy knew we were dating o, and was trying to push her away. But No! The prick was what she needed. (Mind you, I don't perform badly either, I have max control on the bed so I can say she wasn't sex starved).
If you see the way she insulted me in front of the guy!

Why do women Lie? What satisfies women?

When I saw the chats, Mehn! I wept like a small baby! I never knew this girl could be this callous and wicked to me.


When I confronted her with evidence, she start to dey weep. I know say na crocodile tears she. She said it's cos she didn't know if I still wanted her. Imagine nonsense! Person wey I buy phone for on the 15th. Two days back.


Anyways, we still together though. She's more like my sex hole right now coz I don't even have an iota of love for her anymore. I've gone full UBUNJA-Mode on her.

I can't dump her right now coz as they say "The devil you know..... ".

So I'll wait till I bond with someone else or I get tired of her, or both.

Some of you may ask, why won't she leave me? Simple, I am her full meal ticket. She doesn't have a job. All she does is sleep all day, watch movies and (If I have a good heart to sub for her) chat with her friends.


I don suffer I swear!

Finally! Guys, Guard your heart! Love with your head not your heart! By God! I will never make the same mistake twice!

Below are little snippets of the full chat.

The screenshots are from whatsapp web right?

frowland:


Yea! Tai Chi. That movie I can watch it 100 times. Na there kungfu finish.

Otherwise known as twin warriors right?

CC:drShrewd

frowland:


Yea! Tai Chi. That movie I can watch it 100 times. Na there kungfu finish.

Otherwise known as twin warriors right?

domido:


Hollup!!! you mean you really tried doing that?
Oh boy yeee... These people don mess with your head oo

Lol, I didn't really attempt it, but I felt perhaps, in real life, it's a bit possible.

domido:


Humbo and Chumbo
The one that breeze followed his control motion.
The one that broke a pot by turning the water in the pot.
Kai!!! I'll have to download that movie again oo

Mhen, it was fantastic seeing him control breeze with his tai Chi. .

After seeing such moves in Evil Cult and man of Tai Chi, I had to google how to control the wind with Tai Chi.

Needless to say, google was confused

alienvirus:
Donnie Yen. Iron Monkey. Can't stop watching it.

I can watch that movie 30 times a day.

In the voice of young wong fei-hung no shadow kick

Aladdin1:
"Its love" is da bomb-one of the best,action packed,enlightening and emotional.me wey no fit cry for anything.i cry when i dey watch the film.one of the few films wey i fit watch more than once.

..


Is it not same movie named: The sorcerer and the white snake

So, in other words, WHO let the dog out woof! woof!

Trustme2:
Nkan be

What does this mean?

Ttrrffyyghuuh:


about 35k, sometimes 40

Oh boy, that's someone's basic salary, na im you dey burn for food and data

scoundrel:
Many Nairalanders give zero fvcks. I see some write-ups akin to verbal vomit, no punctuations of any sort. I can cope with punctuation-less epistles, my main wahala is lack of paragraphs. I can assault someone for punishing me with those forms of articles.

Improperly punctuated epistles gives me headache. I just scroll down to the next comment.

Ttrrffyyghuuh:


You’ll be fine in the end, you are a good writer, have proper diction, good behavioral and work ethics, and now more than a years worth of experience, surely you’ll be valuable to any employer, in fact you don’t realize how much your ability to effectively communicate is already a plus. two pluses rather

This is coming from someone who’s inept at communicating


Another thing that caught my attention is your ability to save, and you cited the fact that you don’t womanize or smoke as your primary reason


I don’t womanize or smoke either, but food and data mark attendance on my account every month

Thanks for the heartwarming words.

Lol at At the emboldened. My monthly feeding and data expenses sits at about 21k

How much is yours?

CsRockefeller:
.

You were making close to 80k monthly by my calculation and you threw it away just like that?!!

Don't you know that it's insurbordination to tell a colleague to stand in for you without prior management notice or informing a direct senior supervisor?

Getting that type of a job is very rare Bros. But, the good news is that, it's not the end of the world.

Dust yourself up and fight on.

At the emboldened, here it is insubordination when you take a day off or half a day off without informing the management.

But for something as flimsy as to go get lunch? Which wouldn't take more than 5mins..

And you walk up to managers office, to tell him? The manager will think you are daft.

I didn't want to involve the colleague who covered for me cos he'd be sacked too. And his condition would be worse than mine, he has wife and children.

Centrallock:
500k kee
No be this enugu or another enugu. Okay which part of enugu you staying?

Rent with lawyer and agent 200k

Furnishing and buying of properties.. 300k+

AgentGoat:
It will be hard to explain.

Leave matter bros.




I pray you get better job.

There's nothing hard to explain there.

Aside from my salary and feeding money, I go home daily with at least 1500, sometimes 2k or thereabout. When you save those, it amounts to something on the long run

crackhouse:
Sorry u don't have a job in the first place.

Lol, that's exactly what my elder brother would always say

SUPERPACK:
CONFIRMED: Champions League last 16
Which game are you most excited by?
Here we are! Some excellent match-ups in store for February and March!
⚽️ Schalke vs Man City
⚽️ Atletico Madrid vs Juventus
⚽️ Man Utd vs PSG
⚽️ Tottenham vs Borussia Dortmund
⚽️ Lyon vs Barcelona
⚽️ Roma vs Porto
⚽️ Ajax vs Real Madrid
⚽️ Liverpool vs Bayern Munich.
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lalasticlala, mynd44

Yes, I'm a graduate. I worked as a writer for the herald news back then.

07062510213 is my number

SUPERPACK:
Do you have access to a Tablet or Laptop? Can you work from home as a transcriptionist?

Yes sir.

I have both!

Asquare84:


How possible for you to save half a million that you use to furnish the rented apartment, are you not sure there is code runs at the background

As a loader, you'd go home daily with at least, 1500.

And for someone like me who neither drinks (I practice absolute teetotalism) nor a womanizer, saving was very easy for me.

Cc: Nephilim

Tomjazzy2:
OP, sorry for your loss. Hopefully, you'd get back up in no time.

What "crime" did you allege in your writeup? I'm curious to know.

I was at 'gate duty'... With the task to pen down the bus number, destination, and number of passengers of every departing bus. I'd gone to get lunch(told a colleague to cover for me) when a driver connived with a ticket seller to load a bus and share the money between themselves.

The colleague in his nonchalance, didn't properly check that particular bus. Or the driver sped past the gate... Conflicting reports from eye-witnesses

Well, the fraud was unearthed, the dubious ticket seller ran away, the driver was fined, while I was sacked for aiding and abetting.

All my explanation fell on deaf ears, so I had to accept my fate.

Well, it seems as if the company is downsizing. 3 others were fired for equally flimsy excuses last month. In fact, you such much as sneeze without exclaiming ''bless you''! You'll be fired!

ConcNiggress56:
I do like your writing skills.. Only a few young people can put together such creative piece..

The experience you've garnered over time and the fact that you're a born hustler should help you scale through..

I am sure you'd be fine..

Find me something Enugu'ans has in excess that Lagosians don't..
Let's do some business..

Or find someone who can give you a sienna or a bus on hire purchase with 100k deposit.. start off your own transport company and watch it grow..

OK ma'am, I'll look around

Nephilim:
How much were they paying you there!

Basic salary 29k, with 300 Naira daily feeding allowance, which, if untouched, is 9k per month.

So, about a year and three months ago, I went for the Peace mass recruitment exercise. And I duly shared my experiences.

Link below:
https://www.nairaland.com/4793178/experience-peace-group-recruitment-exercise.


Well, I feel I should update the thread by adding that I've lost that job.

And quite recently so. Happened today!

Well, A little stroll down memory lane.

After that recruitment, which the company tagged: "Peace Executive Trainee", the Executive in the tag had we that were successful drooling with glee. We had lofty hopes of working in well-tiled, well-spaced, air-conditioned offices, as per the graduates we are.

Well, reality hit us hard when employment letters were dished out and we found out that we were having pipe dreams.

We were all posted to the different Peace parks nationwide to serve as ticket sellers and bus loaders.

Yours sincerely swallowed pride, rolled up his sleeves, and started 'agbero work'.

Though we worked for 12-13 hours everyday, the 15 months I worked as a loader were very exciting, utterly absorbing, - and quite intriguing - I must add.

Then, I was still with my parents, so I saved a lot, but lateness to work made me have issues with my manager. I must be at work before 5.30am (I was robbed twice while on my way to work,so, to avoid those hoodlums, lateness was inevitable)

I knew I'd move out from my parents house at some point but I always wanted to have multiple streams of income before that.

Well, the manager of my single stream of income mandated I rent an apartment close to office or risk some punitive measures. I did, and luckily got an apartment.

A room self-con in Enugu city costs an arm and a leg, I spent half a million to rent and furnish it. (had to buy properties cos at 27, man ain't getting no younger)

That was virtually all I had in my account, and after 3 months of moving in, the company sacked me!

And it's even more painful cos, I know nothing about the crime. It's akin to a stray bullet hitting a crippled beggar.

So, here I am, with a beautifully-furnished apartment, not up to 100k in my account, and no job!


Well, I want to appreciate Peace mass transit for the time I had with them. I saw it all there in the park, all manner of people, in fact, I could write an exposé on that, that would be for another day.
With my experience there, there's no Public service job I can't handle.

Tomorrow, I'll wake up to a new reality. From being so busy to being so idle. I'm terrified! Inside life, in the voice of one weed-smoking naija rapper


What next from here? I don't even know. In fact, I'm already having symptoms of malaria.



CC: Lalasticlala

Had a chat with my buddy, he's been able to save 1m, will make it 1.7 in a few months time, now he doesn't know what to venture into with his savings,

He's still employed, on a salary of 70k, ventured into business partnership last two years which didn't end well for him. Now he's contemplating what to do next, whether to buy a federal job or invest in another business, if yes, which one can he invest in?

Location, Anambra state.

He'll be reading the comments.

CC:CrazyMan, Lalasticlala

Had a chat with my buddy, he's been able to save 1m, will make it 1.7 in a few months time, now he doesn't know what to venture into with his savings,

He's still employed, on a salary of 70k, ventured into business partnership last two years which didn't end well for him. Now he's contemplating what to do next, whether to buy a federal job or invest in another business, if yes, which one can he invest in?

Location, Anambra state.

He'll be reading the comments.

Housing:
It is good to avoid abbreviation in official communication. With that strategy and standard of communication blunder like this might be avoided. Very unfortunate, query, redeployment if not lost of job.

Loss

PrecisionFx:


Meaningless post.

Each human has a table of preferences as regards what they choose to spend money on.



I've bought an 80k swatch watch, but I've never paid more than 60k for a phone.

You are very correct. Though I tend to spend in the opposite direction to your preferences.

I've never had a wrist watch, or necklace or bangle. I don't see the need for them. It ain't my thing.

But you see gadgets? I don't joke with 'em

I've spent more than 20k on earpiece alone.

Everyone has something that will chop his money.

Ishilove:

I know what I saw and greeted, but the logical part of me pales and quails, and I therefore find myself hiding behind the safety net of absolute rejection.

This world is mysterious.
We recently lost a staff at my place of work. Before she died, she was sick and bedridden for a week.

About two of the colleagues in her department who didn't know she was sick reported that they saw her in the market, greeted her, but she ignored them.

The husband was adamant that they didn't know who they saw, her own wife who has almost been in a coma go to market? He dismissed it as utter bullshit. But those guys were sure of whom they saw. They saw her on Friday, Saturday she died.

Again, I repeat, this world is a mystery!

fortz007:
I just did

I just granted you permission.

fortz007:
Can I send you a mail?

Of course