@eldee
na you know, i am commited and devoted to my girlfriend that is why i am pleading on behalf of all nigerian men in london for them to help us to help them. i know how hot it is bt why is it that the bossom is always the place that they believe needs to get fresh air?

@4him
i have one, but these summer girls make her look like she's from the 80's. how will man be faithful under this 280atm pressure.

@4him
as for me, i'm a one man one girl type, the problem is that these summer girls can tempt the pope

@rampant
abi ooh

@dejiman
if you're planning to act all saint-ish, then just avoid london, these summer girls are ready to start walking about in tongs, especially the 19 to 27ish ones

@presido
abeg i've tried my best, super-tight boxers from matalan has been my saving grace ooh, it's normal with the whites, but now, even naija girls sef are into it.

@hrhotness
lol
yes now, i was getting tired of using 'willie'

the show of skin gets so unbelievely high, heard from someone that most unwanted pregnancy cases come in summer

a few months ago this would not have been a big issue in the UK, especially as every beautiful lady was wrapped up in jackets from head to toe. the problem started with the shocking good turn of weather. the way the London girls have gone out of their way to make men have their john thomases wondering why they have to work all day is alarming. the innocent man on his way to work now finds it hard to cover erections when in trains and buses.

men: have you noticed this trend too?

women: what have we done to deserve this?

@holythug
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