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Health / Re: When Last Did You Go For HIV Test? by lexonah(m): 5:28pm On Jul 05, 2012
Evarie: hahaha,surprise 2 see dis topic,4 me i had mine jst ystday. Dis is d test am suppose 2 go 4 since march due to d fear i keep on postponin it,finally i made up my mind 2 knw my status.after i was counsel,then d test, finally d result came out,d nurse really scared me,she called my name n ask me 2 sit beside her which i did,she askd me wen last did go 4 dis test i luk at her wt fear,she said well even if u r negative or positive is neva d end of life but wat matters is living a gud lifestyle n bra bra bra.finally she told me am negetive 2 my surprise i huged her n she said ,hey dnt be pleased yet make she u cum bk 4 anoda test in 3mnth time cos is alwaz necessary.mehn i took my bag n tell who eva cares dat am negative.
hmmmmmmmmmmm so tel me hw many guys wer u calculating in ur head dat cud have penetrated ur punny wit such a time reading bomb.
Health / Re: When Last Did You Go For HIV Test? by lexonah(m): 5:20pm On Jul 05, 2012
kunletiwoo: wats dat?
1.if u luk closely at da punny wit a red lamp...cos dats wot i put on in ma rum wen i wana get down..and u observe dat da lips below gives u secondary kolors,run for dear lyf if not enjoy da ride.

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Health / Re: When Last Did You Go For HIV Test? by lexonah(m): 5:07pm On Jul 05, 2012
i screen ol da punny i wanna put ma head into...just incase....aids no de show 4 face de say, buh e de show 4 dat place......i kan tel if she has it.......der ar pointers....hahehe
Health / Re: When Last Did You Go For HIV Test? by lexonah(m): 4:53pm On Jul 05, 2012
ol of ya ar shouting negative,!! negative!!!......wer did da positives go to? In mathematics :negative,negative is positive o.....just saying.
TV/Movies / Re: Suggest A Movie Title That Covers Nigeria's Current Predicament by lexonah(m): 6:49pm On Jun 29, 2012
1.endtime 2.breaking point. 3.clash of titans
Entertainment / Keagan And Junia Up Ville Graded by lexonah(m): 8:34pm On Jun 17, 2012
a fairy tale ending of tom and jerry.watch out for this two in bba upville house. keagan has alot up his sleeves
Education / Boko Haram Hideout Raided In Kano Opp. Buk by lexonah(m): 11:34am On May 31, 2012
This morning the hideout of boko haram was raided at dambari kano opp. Buk new site.bombs were discoverd.instead of securin them the force men shot at the bombs and the bombs exploded.dambari is student residential area opp. The school
Politics / Re: Abuja City Gate Being Removed(pictures) by lexonah(m): 12:35pm On May 11, 2012
Guy,if em lyk make em turn am upside dwn,e no fit b lyk lagoz....
Properties / Re: Various Flat Nd Duplex To Let @ GBAGADA by lexonah(m): 9:06am On May 11, 2012
Na only yoruba de lagos ni?
Properties / Re: Various Flat Nd Duplex To Let @ GBAGADA by lexonah(m): 7:01pm On May 10, 2012
What s with the yoruba only bruhaha..mtcheeeewwww
Jokes Etc / Menopause In Their Twenties.... by lexonah(m): 6:52pm On May 10, 2012
I was having a case study of the avearage naija guy and his hustles....if a girl goes through such I promise you she d̶̲̥̅̊ reach menopause in her twenties...am not hating,just saying.
Music/Radio / Re: Darey Ft Jozi & Iceprince – Asiko by lexonah(m): 6:01pm On May 10, 2012
Seun I luv U̶̲̥̅̊....nothin breaks dat doesn't start with you..I don't knoow hoW to sing that's why I listen..-i jst talk on the beat..tyt song...
Education / Bomb In Buk Law Department by lexonah(m): 1:19pm On May 08, 2012
Just heard the news
Jokes Etc / A Lion Wood Neva Cheat On His Wife But A Tiger Wood by lexonah(m): 7:49am On May 08, 2012
Abi?
Romance / Happiness Comes First Before Money For A Girl In Marriage by lexonah(m): 9:48pm On May 07, 2012
true? Nt true? Depends?
Politics / Is President Jonathan Trying To Sweep The Subsidy Probe Under The Carpet? by lexonah(m): 9:19am On May 07, 2012
Because there are reports that those found wanting are jonathan's Campain financiers.and as the saying goes,he who pays the piper,dictates the music.
Foreign Affairs / Nicolas Sarkozy Concedes Defeat To Francois Hollande In French Pres. Election by lexonah(m): 6:07pm On May 06, 2012
Hollannde wins sarkozy..


Paris (CNN) -- French President Nicolas Sarkozy conceded to challenger Francois Hollande Sunday as results from exit polls and official tallies in the runoff election came in.

"I take the responsibility for this loss," Sarkozy said from his Paris campaign headquarters, as members of the crowd shouted, "No!"

"I'm ready to become a French person amongst French people, and more than ever I have the love for my country deeply ingrained in my heart," Sarkozy said.

With more than two-thirds of votes counted, Hollande was leading with 50.8% to Sarkozy's 49.2%, the nation's Interior Ministry said.

Exit polls said Hollande won 51.9% of the vote, France 2 television reported.
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/05/06/world/europe/france-election/index.html
Romance / Re: Naija Faithfuls:guy Has 5 Girlfriends And Girl Has 2 Boyfriends by lexonah(m): 6:10pm On May 03, 2012
okey guys let's view it from this perspective:medically the amount of spermatozoa produced in the balls of a man per seconds,if he downloads that in just one girl.personally I think that's going to burst her ovaries.that's where the need for other girls to distribute comes in.as for the girls, in trying to look for the real guy that is readily not available, she can't just help but play with the bad ones for the main time...
Romance / The Surest Way Back To Virginity Again.. by lexonah(m): 5:01pm On May 02, 2012
Superglue the opening.
Romance / Naija Faithfuls:guy Has 5 Girlfriends And Girl Has 2 Boyfriends by lexonah(m): 4:53pm On May 02, 2012
Have been thinking a lot about this..the most faithful naija guy has 5 girlfriends and the most faithful naija girl has 2 boyfriends.proovE me wrong.
Romance / No Virgins In Naija Again? by lexonah(m): 11:09am On May 02, 2012
Is it true that there are no virgins in naija again? That the only one we have is virgin nigeria aircraft..
Education / Transfer Students From Buk To Their Respective States by lexonah(m): 6:55pm On May 01, 2012
The president is clueless,the governor has no plan,the police has lost its strategy,the army? Their tactics aint working either, parents please if you love your children, move them to other schools away from the north.or else the president would be adressing you next with his condolences.
Politics / Transfer Students In Buk Back To Their Respective States. by lexonah(m): 6:18pm On May 01, 2012
The preSident himself isn't safe,how much more students in buk.in kano now ,routes tO police baracks are closed.why you may ask? They are running ,running For dear life.how much more unarmed student.I guess unLess their parents wants them to use their buckets and spoons to protect themselves, they should act fast,or its their wards the president would be reading his next words of condolences on.
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Condemns Attack On Bayero University, Kano by lexonah(m): 3:20pm On Apr 30, 2012
The president himself isn't safe.for crying out loud he asked for security in isreal to come guard aso rock.he has lost hope in his commander in chief title.he said in his own very words that terrorism is a global thing,nigeria is having its own share.in other words,your president is saying his hands are tied and dat you should pray to whatever God you have.if its sango?scream to it.if its voodoo? Shout to it, because what the presiDent did is a pointer that every one is on his own.
Romance / Re: You Ever Had A Crush On Your Teacher? by lexonah(m): 7:09am On Apr 19, 2012
I had a crush on ha heavy bakside....wantd 2 si hw she tastEd...

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