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Travel / Re: Dangote Truck Kills Three Lagosians by Lexusgs430: 1:18am
Why is Dangote not adequately, maintaining his fleet of lorries......

I hope his lorries are insured.......
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 11:16pm On Nov 11
Politics / Re: Tinubu Backs Two-State Solution In Gaza, Issue Warning To Israeli by Lexusgs430: 6:45pm On Nov 11
Tinubu is a drunkard.... Terrorists are playing football in his backyard, yet he cannot solve that issue.....

He should just keep sniffing his expired coke...... 😊😂

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Travel / Re: With #1.5m Monthly Income, Suggest Countries I Can Send My Wife For Studies.. by Lexusgs430: 8:39am On Nov 11
Travel / Re: With #1.5m Monthly Income, Suggest Countries I Can Send My Wife For Studies.. by Lexusgs430: 5:36am On Nov 11
castins:
I currently work with a multinational company here in Nigeria, I have a son and my wife to take care of.

My wife is a registered nurse.

I want her to travel abroad for further studies, I have some savings already. And I eat. #1.5 m+ monthly.

Please can you suggest best countries she can go for studies and also with prospects of getting permanent residency soonest.

You are over thinking this issue...... Your wife is an RN.....

Send her to the UK to start work and she would slowly progress her career, whilst in the UK.....

If you have family members in the UK, she can start by squatting with them(not for too long), till she fully settles in.....

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Car Talk / Re: My Rx330 Gozzles Fuel. by Lexusgs430: 11:35pm On Nov 10
Connoisseur:


Just imagine how bad Nigeria has gotten

Seven years ago, ten thousand Naira will buy sixty nine (69) litres of petrol, now it's just eight (cool litres 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

Kia picanto's & Honda Jazz's, would now start looking more attractive....... 😂😁
Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by Lexusgs430: 11:26pm On Nov 10
Bukad:


Please can elders clarify on the bolded. So assuming one has a building with tenants in Nigeria and have a LISA account , AIP, and booking viewings here already you can't be seen as FTB

How would they know you have a home in Nigeria...... 🇳🇬😂

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Technology Market / Re: Samsung S20 FE For Sale by Lexusgs430: 8:22pm On Nov 10
eyan2010:
What's the spec of the phone?


6/128....

Not too sure if it's Exynos or QC.....
Technology Market / Re: Samsung S20 FE For Sale by Lexusgs430: 6:52pm On Nov 10
Still available......
Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Win 2027 Election – APC by Lexusgs430: 6:46pm On Nov 10
When you have INEC & judiciary, in your pocket...... The rigging machine, would always win....
Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by Lexusgs430: 6:09pm On Nov 10
elengine:



Interior painting, the 3 bathrooms all have shower glass but the walls are peeling off which means water has penetrated. So I need to screed and paint. The master room on the second floor doesn't have a door and I want to introduce a door so kids don't just step into the room from the staircase. Make them no dey see action when madam come upstairs for quickie. Lol

In all, it is just to touch all the minor repairs. The house is clean and not old. It was built in 2004 and is well maintained


You need to tile the bathroom wall from top to bottom....... 😂🚽

Renovations are not that major...... Do you have a credit card.......

What jobs can you tackle yourself....... DIY..... 😁

We don't want the kids to think, daddy is trying to suffocate mum..... Why is he putting all his weight on her...... 😭🤣
Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by Lexusgs430: 11:47pm On Nov 09
mayo47:
Yes, i can with my financial standing. No plans to buy together


So you would still be classified a FTB.......
Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by Lexusgs430: 11:20pm On Nov 09
mayo47:
Not sure i understand "Can you buy ....." I have the deposit for 10%

At the moment, there are no plans to sell her property to combine forces


Do you intend to buy together or your financial standing, could get you a mortgage........
Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by Lexusgs430: 10:55pm On Nov 09
mayo47:
Hi All,

Thought i should confirm if one loses a first time buyer scheme opportunity upon marrying a partner who owns a property via her FTB. Will be great to confirm. Many Thanks

Can you buy a property with your standing.....

Is she selling her property, to combine forces......
Technology Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy Fold 5 Available For Sale by Lexusgs430: 10:01pm On Nov 09
Still available...
Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by Lexusgs430: 9:28pm On Nov 09
elengine:


Thank you boss for this. At least I can now weigh my options. 🙏🙏

What sort of renovations are required.......
Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by Lexusgs430: 7:27pm On Nov 09
elengine:
Please I need some clarity around buying a second hand house. The property is 20 years old and in a very good location. My current house is just 5 minutes walk away. Surprisingly, my madam who has always been bent on new build like the house. Now, my ASK is- will the lender give me the funds that cover purchase price and renovation or I will have to sort out renovation myself? Pls note that my DIP and AIP amount is far more than both purchase price plus whatever renovation will cost. Thanking you on advance

You would not get cost for renovations, from your mortgage lender..... You could get a top loan, to run parallel......
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 3:54pm On Nov 09
PMKeirStarmerer:


Talking about Snips.
I’ve been reasoning that thing ohhh.
Can I get it on the NHS?
Is it very expensive?

But I would like to freeze some of my tadpoles before the snip (just in case). Anyone knows how expensive (or cheap) it is to freeze my sperm, please?


NHS no longer undertakes cosmetic surgery...... 😁


It would cost you under £700..... And yes, those tadpoles could be frozen...... 😁😂

To freeze those tadpoles, is like buying Netflix subscriptions...... You would pay about £600 for the initial year, then about £200 per year going forward...... 😊

Imagine freezing them for 6 years, the cost implications would build a small house in my village..... 😁

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Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by Lexusgs430: 3:46pm On Nov 09
Ogonsbaba:
Please, how low can someone go to start negotiation. Like a property listed on rightmove for £250,000, how low can I start to avoid starting with a price that will make one look unserious please

Start your research on https://propertychecker.co.uk , find out what similar properties sold for........

Then offer something close....... Start bargaining from that point....... 😎🤔

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 2:04pm On Nov 09
ehizario2012:


Married. It's been working for over 8 years, and I pray it doesn't fail. It's a small sacrifice to make, oral/injection/other contraceptives have side effects which I wouldn't want to subject my woman to.

The same woman I would HAPPILY french kiss, then when need arises, I come wear balloon..... NEVER...... 😂😁

A SNIP is much easier/better, then I can swim happily without restrictions, fear or favour...... 🏊😂
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 1:15pm On Nov 09
ehizario2012:


Condom is the safest and considerate option, especially for the women. The side effects of those family planning techniques on women can be terrible. I'd rather use condom rather than make her risk family planning.

For a single, player or married person...... 👰😂

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Technology Market / Re: Huawei Y7 Available For Sake by Lexusgs430: 11:40am On Nov 09
nifemi25:


So what's the last price?


59,500....
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 5:37am On Nov 09
jedisco:



Seen crazy sums being spent and I'm sometimes engaged in conversations pushing adult social care to do the needful and in good time too. Wasn't surprised that my council has been struggling too. The sums spent can truly be stagerring. Reason why when folks point to minor things as the reason NHS/social care keeps needing money, I just smile.

Simply hear and look away..... They are enjoying the wastage....... 😊

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 5:35am On Nov 09
lavida001:
Who knows about this dream business thing that is going around. Is it a viable investment?

Most likely another form of MMM (rebranded)..... 😁😂
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 5:31am On Nov 09
lavida001:


The stop posting trivial things gang will come for your head.

Only intellectual hot takes is allowed on this platform.

We can't all be serious (all of the time)...... Life is dynamic..... 😁😂
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 12:29am On Nov 09
deept:


Does post sniPP feel same as pre sniPP doing the do?


Once you're fully recovered and pain free......

You would feel born again, your mind would be more at rest, zero fear of new juniors .... No difference, it's even cleaner, no trace of condensed milk slushing around....... 😜😂🥛
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 12:26am On Nov 09
babajeje123:

Whatever happens to CD bro.That vasec is not reversible o, ah I no fit

Team natural is better nah...... #Teamraw..... Nah pesin wife nah...... 😁😂
Travel / Re: Living In The UK: Property,Mortgage And Related by Lexusgs430: 8:03pm On Nov 08
PrettyPacy:
Good evening everyone please I got a quote for level 2 survey for £535 is this the cost or do I look for another quote ?


It's a free market, get 2/3 more quotes...... But that price seems fair......

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 8:00pm On Nov 08
babajeje123:

Vasec Kinni?


Removal/withdrawal technique, is NEVER a guarantee..... 😁
Technology Market / Re: Huawei Y7 Available For Sake by Lexusgs430: 7:59pm On Nov 08
nifemi25:
40k?

19 months ago, I would have accepted...... 😁
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 7:55pm On Nov 08
deept:


We need to start planning for retirement instead of contributing money to nurseries up and down the country. Me too want to buy Tesla shares and put money 🤑 in ISA

Get a SIPP...... 😜😂

Not a SNIP..... 😁

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Travel / Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 3) by Lexusgs430: 6:31pm On Nov 08
justwise:
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grin grin I told madam months ago that i don't want more kids and i'm dead serious...but she wasn't buying it.

Too late to buy Tesla now though the price may drop if Trump fails to give him a political office.



Secretly do a vasectomy........ Or else..... 😂😁

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