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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Drops Flowers At Dagrin's Tomb (Picture) by LilJ1: 9:50am On Dec 21, 2011
shocked Please who is this Toto Dick_head lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Re: Dear Gentlemens:will You Date A Lady Taller Than You? by LilJ1: 11:21am On Dec 03, 2008
@poster, GENTLEMENS indeed!!! Are you in anyway related to TONDO?
Romance / Re: Questions For U Guys? by LilJ1: 11:14am On Dec 03, 2008
@poster, how ugly are you gurl?, let us know, so as to be able to give you proper advice,
oya sharp sharp, dawa loun.
Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Left Me For An Mtn Man by LilJ1: 9:56pm On Dec 02, 2008
DonPedro 2:

Amaka my Love! she has all the qualities in needed in a woman. I took me 1year to be able to woo her. We were in Love, I never cheated on her for once, We were both in the same University (Madonna University), But different campuses. I gave her all my Heart and treated her like my African Queen. I brag all over the campus about her. But one fateful day, I got the shocker of my life. The text goes like this "I'm sorry we can't continue this relationship, It will lead us no where. I actually has fallen in Love with U-pie (the guy that works in MTN I told u about) I think what I had for u was Infatuation. Sorry for the time wasted and please forgive me.
Now she is Back begging for forgive her, should I give her a second chance!

second chance ko, don pedro jose ni,

take her back, use her and then dump her for a babe working for etisalat, ewu  grin
Family / Re: Why Mother Hate Her Daughter by LilJ1: 8:36am On Nov 28, 2008
Method-Man:

trying to make some sense out of your post, but it was so much of a hardwork, i gave up!

it was so painful for me, more painful than having my fingers and balls lobbed in a meatgrinder last year!!

for flying fuc.k sake, why your mama no go beat u dum-dum?

if u can't speak crispy english at 22, then u shld be put up for adoption in SUDAN, TOGO or MONGOLIA!

I suggest you LEFT the house to be honest and go and start from kindergaten again!

How did u log on to the internet sef u muppet?!

ENGLISH MURDERER, it is a sad day, english has been murdered!!!


TONDO:

lady T
was mummy hate you ne no worry, God by ourside, he will help me take care of you.
are you married?
yes

or

no

you are so beautifull. you are looking like a gold of life,
please don't Doubt let me know.

is the behevior of the doughter,


NAIRALANDERS, WAT DO U XPECT? A COMBO OF NIFEMI4U + ALMIGHTY OTONDO = WEAPONS OF GRAMMAR DESTRUCTION (WGD)
Family / Re: How Do I Go About It? by LilJ1: 8:25am On Nov 28, 2008
plappville:

why did u come to this conclusion, do u know the poster? it's not even all about having bad mouth, be sur u know him oo shocked shocked shocked

sista, sista, kila gbe, ki le n ju, wetin i talk wey pass my mouth?
abi the poster na ur broda? why puttin up a defence for him, wey we go put hands togeda scold this wicked guy
afta takin advantage of d poor gal, im wan come pursue her, haba,
Romance / Re: So Confused About My Boyfriend- Pls Help by LilJ1: 4:34pm On Nov 26, 2008
Monicaa:

For real, i wont lie, I'm not hurt for me to make this bold decision but I know in Time, it would be better or the best. I believe I was too good for him n he couldn't find any fault despite our ups n downs, that's y he called me 2days ago n started accusing me of having company n other men, that he came to my house n pressed d bell, I didnt answer n so on, But I've made my decision n deserve to be treated right. God help me to pull through because i know most guys appear so loving @ first but with time, they treat u like s, ! n i don't know why.

kini eyen wa ko wa? oshisko of a story teller, na ur type sabi shed crocodile tears, infact! who's ur father, i think we gaz report ur unbecoming attitude to him, so na boyfriend be ur problem. O pe ko to break heart e!
Politics / Re: Ribadu Dragged Out Of NIPSS Graduation And Arrested by LilJ1: 9:59am On Nov 25, 2008
thetruth90:

i sincerely wish ribadu is imprisoned and dies in jail. serves him right. when he was being used by obasanjo to witchhunt opponents, does he ever remember that what goes around comes around? another useless hausa man.
Did the opponents not commit the crimes as alleged? And from your thread, you must be a corrupt and tribal bigot.
Politics / Re: Ribadu Dragged Out Of NIPSS Graduation And Arrested by LilJ1: 9:29am On Nov 25, 2008
The Nigerian Government and some folks on Nairaland don't seem to ever get it, some said and still saying, "he (Ribadu) only investigated Obj's enemies": maybe they should ask themselves this question, among all the so called enemies investigated, which among them did not commit the crimes as alleged? or is it the yahoo-yahoo boys-ripping innocent victims of their life savings, that should be left alone to flaunt their loots?
MY FRIENDS, IF YOU MUST GO AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT OF THE DAY, DON'T BE CORRUPT AND MAKE SURE YOUR CUPBOARD IS NOT FILLED WITH SKELETONS

Police Ask Ribadu to Resume in Edo
•FG orders NIPSS to give certificate to ex-EFCC boss
From Funso Muraina, Sufuyan Ojeifo, Juliana Taiwo in Abuja and Yemi Akinsuyi in Lagos, 11.25.2008

The embattled former Chairman of the Econo-mic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Mallam Nuhu Ribadu, has been posted to Zone 5, Benin, Edo State as the Deputy Commissioner of Police (DCP) in charge of administration.
A top police officer who confirmed Ribadu’s posting to THISDAY last night said the Police High Command had dispatched the signal to him and that he is expected to resume “with immediate effect”.
Ribadu is expected to see to the affairs of the administration and duties of officers and men of the zone, which comprises Edo, Delta, and Bayelsa State Police Commands.
He is also expected to be the third DCP in the Zone, where there are Deputy Commission-ers in charge of Operations and Zonal Criminal Investigation Department (ZCID).
All efforts to get Force Public Relations Officer (FPRO), Mr. Akpoebi Agberebi, an Assistant Commissioner of Police (ACP), to react to the development last night was unsuccessful as he did not pick several calls put to his phone.
Ribadu is the first DCP to have undergone a Senior Officers Course at the National Institute for Policy and Strategic Studies (NIPSS), Kuru, Jos.
The new signal to report at Benin is the latest in the Ribadu saga that is daily spewing new twists and turns.
The Police Service Commission (PSC) had in September this year demoted the former EFCC boss to the rank of DCP from the Assistant Inspector-General of Police with which he had enlisted at NIPSS.
Meanwhile, the Presidency has asked the authorities of NIPSS to immediately issue certificate to Ribadu who has just completed the Senior Executive Course 30 at the institute.
Ribadu was last Saturday prevented from graduating along with his colleagues, as he and his family members were whisked out of the graduation ceremony.
The action has already drawn the ire of many Nigerians and professional bodies among them the Nigeria Bar Association (NBA), which described it as barbaric.
But yesterday, the government directed NIPSS to issue the former EFCC boss his certificate.
Government also asked the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Alhaji Yayale Ahmed, to investigate the circumstances surrounding Ribadu’s forceful removal from the graduation ground and the report sent to Vice-President Goodluck Jonathan who oversees the institute.
A statement by the Senior Special Assistant to the Vice-President on Media and Publicity, Ima Niboro, said the Federal Government also directed that Mr. Allen Briggs who was embroiled in camera theft in China while on study tour be awarded his certificate as well.
Briggs was also denied the opportunity of graduating along with his colleagues last Saturday.
Niboro said: “The Federal Government is concerned about reports that it was involved in the decision to prevent Mallam Nuhu Ribadu, the former Chairman of the EFCC, and Mr. Allen Briggs from participating in the graduation ceremony of NIPSS after successfully completing the Senior Executive Course.
“For the avoidance of any doubt whatsoever, the Federal Government wishes to affirm that it gave no such directive that Mallam Ribadu or any other person be barred from the NIPSS graduation.
“Consequently, the Presidency has ordered the Institute to immediately award the certificate of participation in Senior Executive Course 30 to him and the other participant who was said to have been absent at the graduation ceremony.
“The Secretary to the Government of the Federation has also been mandated to investigate the circumstances of Mallam Ribadu’s removal from the graduation venue and report sent to the Vice President, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, who oversees the Institute and was at the ceremony,” he said.
In a related development, the Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice Michael Aondoakaa, who was fingered in the removal of Ribadu from the graduation ground, has alleged that the ex-EFCC boss was trying to live above the system in which he operated.
Speaking with THISDAY yesterday in Abuja, Aondoakaa said Ribadu was entitled to his certificate bearing the rank of Deputy Commissioner of Police (DCP) to which he had been demoted.
He, however, denied that he played any role in the Ribadu saga at the NIPSS graduation, pointing out that the report which linked him with the development was “blatantly incorrect.”
According to him, “I did not play any role at all in the Ribadu saga at NIPSS graduation. I think the press seems to love me; they just take my name into something… In fact, when I saw the blatantly incorrect statement made by them, because I know you also have a way of cross checking and the security agencies were there; they said immediately after the former President of Uganda, I arrived. It is false.”
He said further, “I arrived at the venue about 9.30; then I was taken to a place and I sat there. When they later informed us that the Vice-President was approaching, we came out. That was all. But the next thing I heard was that I was the one who did it.
“I saw the programme and, of course, I saw Nuhu Ribadu’s name there as Deputy Commissioner of Police, but I saw that there was an alteration; maybe something was put there before putting in DCP. But as a law officer, if you ask me, I know he is Deputy Commissioner of Police.
“I also know that he knows that he is Deputy Commissioner of Police. He cannot go and challenge an action in court that he has been demoted without knowing what he is.
“Also, what I observed there was that I saw all the military and paramilitary personnel in uniform. He was not. What I tried to inquire was that whether they used dress code. They said it was prohibitive for military officers to come to the venue without being properly dressed and from the papers, I read that one senior officer, the previous day, asked him to dress properly; and, of course, he still did not dress properly.
“I saw from the newspapers that he took a picture and one of the officers there was in uniform and he (Ribadu) was not. I think we should try not to make an individual to be above the whole system. NIPSS has been there.”
Aondoakaa said it had not been recorded in the history of NIPSS that military and paramilitary personnel attended the graduation ceremony in “flowing agbada.”
He continued: “One person should not be allowed to change a system that has become a history. Can the lawyer go to court without wig? So, if Nuhu comes to Supreme Court now, because he is Nuhu, he will be allowed to wear agbada and the Supreme Court will not send him out? Or can he go on police parade without wearing uniform? That is what the press is trying to say. That is a paradox.” - Culled from Thisdayonline

My people- who is deceiving who?
Family / Re: How Do I Go About It? by LilJ1: 12:19pm On Nov 24, 2008
dash88:

Am a single guy and I work in one of the major cities in the country, the younger sister of a colleague in another city, was asked to put up in my crib (2-bedroom apartment) during her 6-month Industrial Attachment. She finished her I/T programme in October, but to my greatest surprise, she's not planning to leave. I want her to leave because i don't want my family members who will be coming around next year to see her staying in my apartment. How best do i tell her to leave, Help me guys.
Nawao, nothing wey we no go see 4 nairaland, wen we talk now dem go say we get bad mouth, abi?
u be ole n olosha, single gal bunkin wt single guy, afta u don chop am for 6 months, u wan make she begin go, go where u r on your own, carry ur cross
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Afraid To Kiss: Is That Normal? by LilJ1: 12:10pm On Nov 24, 2008
Ebony-Silk:

Am so damn sure Tooth paste/brush does not cost much in nigeria.
Abi o ma sista, there are always 2 things involved, either ur mouth dey smell, or hers. So ma broda, when getting an xmas gift, include good tooth brush n paste. pele n softly softly oooo.

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