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Akpors: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.
Akpors: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a
helper suitable for him.
”Girl: But I don't love you.
Akpors: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does
not know God, because God is love.
"Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and
honest?
Akpors: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away.
"Girl: But I'm busy, I'm still studying.
Akpors: Ecclesiastes 3:1 "There is a time for
every thing, and a season for every activity under
the heavens.
"Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out
there.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all.
"Girl: But what is in me that you like?
Akpors: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.
"Girl: But I'm not beautiful.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised.
"Girl: What do you want to happen?
Akpors: 2 Corinthians 2:4 "For I wrote you out of
great distress and anguish of heart and with
many tears, not to grieve you but to let you know
the depth of my love for you.

Some slaps can actually put you in 3D mode: DEAF, DUMB and DAFT.