NLSavage:
After enjoying the kpekus.

after enjoying dey kpekus my guy...

estyvino:
Why man kon even dey sleep when God created woman!

like say man dey awake, him for know the formula wey God use and understand woman!!

I smart die!!!

Only you dey play piano, only you dey dance and ony you dey stan yourself

I can't believe i read this till the very end

No be juju be that??

Alexgman1:
Funny man

I no talk am to make u laugh

chai!

AeroplaneApple:
They wear that catapult pant so that when there is war, they can simply Improvise.

They wear that Pata Alhaja so that anywhere they go and there is too much cold, they can use it as extra bedsheet

This guy you need father mbaka in your life

Op i understand you, being broke bad die, na the insults? the humiliation? people looking at you like a trash can?? i remember when i dey uni i get one cloth wey them write "sin" for the back na like jersey because i usually wear that cloth base on say no money to deh buy clothes anyhow na so almost everybody for department come deh call me "mr sin" dey laugh las las i drop out because no money to continue the school so tell me OP if i do ritual make money i be bad person?

Alexgman1:
What do u do 4 a living now?

Oga no dey ask people that kind question if person no state am no ask am, life no funny at all

Abeg na which stupid mod way dey always ban my other account lilpen3758 wetin i do am abeg?
I no do anything u go just ban me because u can?? wetin i do you this time?
This is simply a misuse of power
abi i deh make your gf laugh more than you do??
fvck u mod!!!
if u like ban this my account too
Rubbish!!!

Philipmighty:
Weed is life, and sex is fun so if you combine the two is better combo?

wise man one bottle of Goldberg for you my man

Angrygoat:
I suppose dey wear glasses. But it makes me look like n old man.

angrygoat with glasses you self check am now?

H
I no put H to catch space ooh I dey H true true

illicit:
It happens

The day I saw pregnant Ashewo, na him I no say Nothing is impossible

Ashawo dey get belle?? I think say Dem dey sell their womb to Yahoo guys

Euouae:
Because you are jobless - l mean real qualified job. Your brain happens to be premature and lacks substance, dreams, and quantitative reasoning.

Like I will say based on facts across human samples, your chances of making it in life is very slim, this you cannot change, it's more of poverty and struggled entangled into your existence.

I know it's really fun having sex, but that's the only thing you were created for - going up and down in life.

ahh oga wetin this guy do you nah?

My brother very sweet ooh....
Na so banning dey pain??