Religion / Re: "Woman Gives Birth To A Lizard In Port-Harcourt" - Facebook User Claims (Pics) by Lipseals: 10:22pm On Jun 28, 2017 |
Can a woman who just put to birth lie on her stomach? Please tell us something else. |
Romance / Re: Top 10 Most Romantic Words To Say To Her by Lipseals: 7:26pm On Jun 27, 2017 |
I don't know why you guys still think ladies need these lines. They are boring and sound like you are trying too hard at flattery. |
Religion / Re: Prepare To Meet Your God (An Excerpt): The Rapture And Great Tribulation! by Lipseals: 9:09pm On Jun 25, 2017 |
A fool says in his heart, "there is no God". |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Slammed For Attending Widows Conference by Lipseals: 11:40am On Jun 23, 2017 |
Cyberspace. Never a dull moment. But you guys should give Mercy a break. Just because she is infamous now doesn't mean everything she does is wrong. There is nothing wrong with a married person supporting the widows' cause. The troll is just dumb and confidently so too. But that's what you get on social media. Made a very good laugh though. |
Celebrities / Re: Juliana Olayode Aka "Toyo Baby" Finally Opens Up On Beef With Funke Akindele by Lipseals: 11:02am On Jun 23, 2017 |
In my opinion, she should let it go. She owes nobody these explanation. People will still say what they want to say. Even with this write-up she is still being criticized. You can't please them all. I'm sure she has learnt the lesson to know how and when to set boundaries in any relationship. For me, I know her talent has been discovered and better things are ahead for her. |
Car Talk / Re: 5 Reasons Kids Should Not Sit In The Front Seat Of Your Car by Lipseals: 9:48am On Jun 23, 2017 |
Funjosh: Some kids won't accept, after seeing them at the back seat they will still move to the front seat unless you tape them with swat belt ![lipsrsealed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/lipsrsealed.png) There is nothing like 'some kids won't accept'. It will amaze you how smart these kids are. Have you taken time to explain to the child the danger of sitting in the front seat? Each time my daughter insist on sitting in the front seat, I just tell her the policeman will arrest her. That does the trick. And when I eventually drive into the compound, she will move to the front and tell me, 'there are no policemen here, Mom'. 1 Like |
Education / Re: What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment Back In Secondary School??? by Lipseals: 12:35pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
My SS1. Had started using a little makeup. Just eye pencil though. So this day I came to school with a lined lips, dark lines around my lashes a ring on my forefinger. Can't remember what I did but I refused to be punished by a teacher so he took me to the staff room. When my class teacher in JSS2 saw me, she told the whole room how I use to be a very good girl and she doesn't know what happened to me.
It was very embarrassing. 5 Likes |
Education / Re: What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment Back In Secondary School??? by Lipseals: 12:19pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
Miraculousamuel: Good Morning Fellow Nairalanders, I hope you had a great Weekend?. Meanwhile, I felt we shouldn't be up this Morning with Monday blues all over, so I decided we had some fun by sharing our experiences with each other. I would like to ask, what was you most embarrassing Moment in your Secondary School life
Mine happened Years ago, There's a day we usually call Judgement Day in our School, where the Proprietor would be present during the assembly and assess each students Class by Class based on the number of Red pen they have on their Mid Term Report Sheets , When a Red pen is used in writing a grade, it could amount to 5 or 6 strokes of the Cane, then think of when you have like four to five.... And there was this Newly employed, Ugly Man in our School,called Mr. Oshodi, his job is beat Students, nothing more. So on this So called Judgement day, I happened to have 2 grades written in RED! Damn it! So the day before,I had thought of what to do because I knew for sure that I'll be beaten, and I hate being beaten, I really hate Cane... Especially Horse whips.. So I decided to wear a short, thick Jean, before wearing my School Uniform. On the D-day, my class was was the next to be dealt with, although we had few who did well, so when it was my turn, I was called upon,I sheepishly mounted the podium, and the saw that I had 2 grades written in Red, so I would be receiving 12 latches. I had already worn the Jean I planned to wear. So I lied down, waiting to be beaten, on receiving the first stroke of the Cane, It really didn't enter, but I felt something hit me, the second one came, same thing happened, but the Jean was so thick that it did make a sound whenever it was hit, so it made Mr. Oshodi become suspicious that something was fishy, so he felt my trouser, and knew it that it was different from wearing a boxer or pants, Omo come see as I dey shake, He told the Proprietor and he said I should go into one of the empty classes to remove what I wore to dust the strokes of the Cane. Shamefully, I removed it, Lo and behold, it was shown to everyone on the Assembly what I wore, it was as thick as Dried Cow Skin... The whole Assembly exclaimed as I bowed my head in shame. Afterwards, I was given the beating of my life... I was seriously beaten that I could hardly walk. After I was dealt with, I pitifully walked back to the class where I removed the Jean And had to wait till everyone was dismissed form the Assembly. On getting back to my Class, some made fun out of it, some sympathized with me as I wept more bitterly, I was Seriously embarrassed on this so called Day...
At Success International College, Ondo.
Let's hear about your own experience. ..
What kind of useless school is that? Why should you be flogged in public for failing a course. No wonder we are all on the street looking for paid jobs. We were educated to be zombies. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Ivie Edobor, Victim Of Domestic Violence Marks 1st Anniversary (Photo) by Lipseals: 12:11pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
marooh: Who else is looking for husband?
There are good men out there. Not all are abusers. |
Religion / Re: Man Reading Punch Newspaper In Church During Service In Lagos (Photo) by Lipseals: 12:05pm On Jun 19, 2017 |
Do you blame him? He probably was bored. And no wonder, considering what is been preached these days in churches.
And you way dey snap. You are worse off. |
Family / Re: 13 Awkward Things Married Women Do That Destroy Their Marriage. by Lipseals: 11:49am On Jun 19, 2017 |
Good point. But I don't agree with the maiden name and cheating stuff. Why should my friends from way back be calling me Mrs..... It is too formal. |
Properties / Re: How To Prevent Your Prepaid Electricity Meter Card From Running Out Fast by Lipseals: 11:37am On Jun 19, 2017 |
What is the cost of installing a solar inverter? |
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