Hunnydropps:


I'll check them out when TWD goes on mid-season hiatus. Of the other seasons how would you rank them from Best to Least? How are you enjoying the current season? Lady Gaga has impressed me with her acting in this role. This season is pretty creepy.

To be quite frank, i haven't seen season 5 yet. I''m heartbroken that Jessica Lange isn't part of the cast this time around. I will however still watch it cos i love Sarah Paulson's roles on earlier seasons.

As for rating...we might have different tastes. But here goes:

1)Asylum! Season 2 : This was just awesome. The dialogue, the plots, the characters: A serial killer, aliens, nuns(SISTER JOAN!!), possessive demon e.t.c..... This is one i won't forget in a Hurry. It is the only one among the first four that really had some horror.

2) Murder House (Season 1): Mehn...i should have tied this with season 2 but there were some certain things i had issues with. Anyways, I loved the end. So much peace in a tragedy. And the hey piggy pig scene..Epic!! In fact, let's just say this had to finally settle for number 2 cos i could have easily swapped this with Asylum. A lot of killing here. Watch this first or coven

3)Coven (Season 3)
Coven was cool...I mean, witches with powers...what's there not to like? Most females dig this more than the rest. Fun all the way. Truth be told, the reason why this one is as low as number three was cos it didn't live up at all to the horror name. Got so crazy addictive when they started to take the tests to determine the new supreme witch. Was nice.

4) Freak Show (Season 4)
Wasn't so bad but wasn't as unforgettable as the rest IMO. They had a great concept though but i was let down a little. Just a little. Nice ending though!

I will check out season 5 soon though. I hope its as freaky as you have said

Hunnydropps:


Hey dear, im fine.. thnk you. Its been a while and I hope all is well with you too?

I just watched the first episode of America Horror Story: Hotel....LOVED IT!!! I have only seen parts of the other seasons but will faithfully tune in for 'Hotel' weekly.

I found it to be creepy, funny, gory, suspenseful, and very sexy in a psycho type of way...lol. But of course I'd like this kind of show afterall I am a huge Penny Dreadful fan with edgy tastes in entertainment, hehehe . What did you think of the premier?

Also, did u see all of Fear The Walking Dead season 1?
I think that show got better each week and i have lots of thoughts about it. Be cool and catch you later

You need to go back and watch the other seasons. I love all of them

Opener - Obesemf (creative nameplay)
Closer - Obesemf
Met - Tie (Geez...raplinks brought too much quantity...too much. The best ones however can be found in obese's verse)
Rhymes- Tie (raplinks tried more syllables but fell out badly. Obese did mostly two syllables in exception of two bars but rhyme was perfect. I tied this sha to encourage obese to work on more syllables. Only criteria peeps can snatch from him without a fight)
Flow - Obesemf (easy! Raplinks, packing your verse could make it look messy. Only few can pull that off and leave the flow immaculate.)
Punches - Obesemf (This was the highlight of his verse! Nigga i loved your end punches. Reeks of too much creativity. Nice)
Wordplay - Tie (raplink had more attempts but may were bad puns. Let me tie this as encouragement)

Mvgt - Obesemf

donTbone:

He gives out not long after penetration..say 3, 5@max and like not up to 30 thrusting, while counting.
But he doesn't relax after the first expulsion, but the second comes way longer than the 1st, like 15mins or thereabout.
Is this guy safe in health?

well....the fact that he is even counting his thrusts shows he is not relaxed. He alone that answer that question. Has that always been his normal rate? If not, then something is wrong.
Besides many premature ejaculation cases are caused by psychological factors. There are many tricks he can learn to help him last a little longer

raayah:
Hi Romancelanders,

Can we talk about this cheating thing on the front-page?
Various men and women of adult age have come together to agree that Men will always cheat in a relationship. They said men cannot control their urges (wtf).
What is the benefit of marriage for the average nigerian woman, who is a stay-at-home mom, with a cheating and abusive husband?

Please someone should comment and tell me that these people were trolling.

Women of nairaland, are your partners currently cheating?
If yes, do you just accept it as normal?

Some reasons why men cheat

1.He has unreasonable expectations. He believes that his spouse should meet his every sexual and emotional need, 24/7, without fail. In his narcissistic and self-focused way, he doesn’t understand that his spouse may be juggling multiple priorities (kids, work, home, finances) in addition to him and the relationship. When this spouse inevitably fails him (in his view), he feels entitled to seek intimate attention elsewhere.

2.He’s a liar. He never intended to be monogamous, despite his commitment. He doesn’t understand that his vow of fidelity is a sacrifice made to and for his relationship and the person he professes to love. This man views monogamy as something to be worked around rather than embraced.

3.He is insecure. Deep down, he feels that he is too young, too old, too fat, too thin, too poor, too stupid, or too whatever to be desirable. He uses flirtation, porn, and extramarital sex as a way to feel better about himself, to reassure himself that he is still desirable, worthwhile, and “good enough.”

4.He wants out. He is looking to end his current relationship and is using external sexual and romantic activities to give his wife or girlfriend “the message” without having to be direct. Or, if he is a man who doesn’t like being alone, period, then finding a new and “better” person before leaving a current relationship provides a safer and softer landing.

I say this often and i will keep saying this. Cheating is not a man thing...it is a human thing. We are all prone to this, male and female alike. I have dated girls who cheated on me, i have dated girls i cheated on. I have dated some where no cheating was involved but other issues killed the relationship. Saying a man must cheat is very very laughable. I didn't cheat in my last relationship and only lost out on that one cos i wasn't ready to marry yet. Ladies are giving us a free pass with all that kinda talk. A man can control his urges too, especially when he is getting some from his girl.
I always pray to God for one thing. That He should give me a wife that would treat me with the female version of how i treat her. That way, we are both honest.

Happy Birthday baba Kr0ne anozie. Have a great one

bloody scene

Classsyalabolas:
after this matches we are proceeding to the knock out stages....


Wednesday, 28th October 2015

[6 bars][6pm]

Liricyst vs ManuelRukky

Darkrebel vs MikkyAeres

Thunderstorm vs asapmed

Thepunisher vs danbrowndmf

Limerick vs Captaincids




Thursday, 29th October 2015

[6 bars][6pm]


Deadshotz vs stlaibrowne

Toby50 vs supermiy

Heywhizzy vs daysleekdude

Gottoboy vs gawdovwar

Clasiksam vs mathicks

My battle with deadshotz is still open though

Emaprince:
jig is okay. I rate liricyst due to his choice of words. He doesn't drop basic rhymes or easy multis. He rhymes with words a lot ninjas will run away from to avoid kinks in their punchlines. When it comes to rhymes, liricyst is in the same class with Ibime.

wow...thanks for the kind words.
Am not much of a noob in the true sense of it though.
Been reading battles for quite sometime. i think i had like 3 battles back in 2013. Then went on hiatus cos i needed to focus. Came back 2015 cos i realised this is a hobby.

tourney has been deserted
It wasn't properly organised....also add all the issues we have faced here recently..and you know only Jesus can resurrect it

grayline:


I don mention u for the thread..

grayline..you were impatient
you saw my comment there..i put typing..so you would know i was on it

Lol...your story underneath me was conflicting

Asleep then woke up to that gun sound/pulled the rugar underneath my pillow and spun round/
Facing the direction of the gun sound/ about to fire off some rounds/kill whoever raided liri's home/
Oh shit!…it’s just my Ringing tone/ I cracked a smile, I almost shot my freaking phone!/
See..i’ve been tense since we got those niggas sprayed on/I sigh…walk over to the table…the phone said it was Llaykorn/
He was like liri what you think about the block wars/ need your own take on who the realest gee on the block was/
My mind took a trip back to the beginning/ before the killing/…how I came late and found my niggas be skimming/ Lhood looked up at me grinning/ Yo! Liricyst has arrived….this massacre is sure gon be thrilling/
Just a few minutes must have passed/ when we crossed their path/
in front of a beer palour , think of the drinks they must have had/
Took em by surprise….our bullets partied hard…It was such a blast!/
Some got cut and slashed/ bodies tossed like shaft/
We put Egypt’s first plaque to shame with all the Blood that splashed!/
Our glocks too precise/we also took swords to incise/
Ksslib was a curse to these guys/
He made a nigga meet his bloody demise/
then to make sure he wasn’t mistaken, used bullets to put dots in his eyes!/
he said he wanted no pay backs…no sequel wraths/
So he played the role of number 2…split even the dead niggas into equal halves!!!/

Llaykorn, you already know the answer/ Ksslib is the realest gangster/
I hung up….and placed a call of my own/
Sup ksslib, been getting a feeling I would fall in my home/
We got to ensure no comebacks…..
Did we kill more than three-quarters of the total gang in that combat?/

JigsawKillah:



better! Give llaykorn a befitting reply though else all the gang members are coming back!


Peep at Obesemf's closer. . . Then think of Notorious Biggie

Mehn.... Why did he have to ask me to judge? Makes my verse much harder

JigsawKillah:



motherfûcker!!! You're there already!!!

yea...i went through threads.
Bleep! This is insanely creative. I must jump on that ish in the morning.

JigsawKillah:



hate to desecrate that holy thread but I'ma mention you
can't post the link

aiit...watching my mentions space

JigsawKillah:
Mikuz. . . Go open the chatroom before Obainojazz and I enter Okija for your matter




Grayline. . . How do you want that cipher? I feel the urge to reply Llaykorn and Pissu. Those verses are making me feel guilty jare



Liricyst. . . I see you spying. Llaykorn has called you out on the Grayline's cipher. . . Go post

Lol...i didn't see or hear nothing. What's the grayline cypher?

Mystic1:
Raumdeuter come out here you sneaky little bastard. You have been feeding us with lies how good Bayern were, now my 35k is gone!!! Where ever you are, i will find you and i will behead you.

Lmao. First lesson every good soccer gambler must learn. Do not vote FOR OR AGAINST Arsenal. Leave them out of your bet slips.

Classsyalabolas:
Eyënk is not serious about this judging thing & kr0ne has not been online for a while due to work..
We need 2 extra judges & only two people come to mind as they are the only ones capable since emaprince said he would be unavailable to met out verds. .

This was why i asked you to discuss it with the RG admins as a unit. Lummi de (psyko path) or Stiffler (logik) would have been your best bet for a judge. Ink is excellent with the bars but when it comes to voting...he's the laziest admin. Has an award for it too. Lmao.
Elymax and ibime would definitely be great choices to replace him

ELYMAXiimus:

even if i swayed he deserved it, but it still can't be compared to what he did during my brawl.
But what i did wasn't swaying. You said it yourself that i did the same when you brawled gladyys.
Do i have beef with gladyys?
You are wrong - it isn't swaying when someone quotes and posts in the chatroom just to give props.
That is not in anyway suggesting who won or lost.
We do it a lot here. Not just me, but everyone. During the holocaust tourney; your bars, my bars, dark's bars and others' bars were given props by readers even during the brawl. And that didnt in anyway sway the judges( since nobody was suggesting who won or lost a brawl).
Personally, when i see something i like, i like to appreciate it immediately - 'cause i might not be able to do that later.

Did you read my comments about those bars? I said the IDEAS were CAPTIVATING TO ME. You think it's swaying because of the issue i've got with dark. But nah, i would do far more than that if i was to pay him back.

Aiit no qualms....we got different views on the issue. Maybe cos in RG, it would be considered sawying. No problem though. No offence intended

ELYMAXiimus:

i saw you in my mentions. To be clear, i didn't sway. You just assumed i did, because dark said so.

I mistakenly posted in his and supermiy's battle thread.
I wanted to quote, copy and post what i wanted to commend in the chatroom. I thought i was in the chatroom already when i clicked submit.
immediately it posted(it even double posted) and i saw my thought was wrong, i modified the posts(if there was a delete button, i would have deleted asap).

And i doubt anyone saw it - including dark himself. He only saw my modified posts and decided to use that as an excuse to attack. Person wey no well.

No...not that. I saw your comment in the chatroom. where you quoted supermiy's lines and explained one of them. It was similar to what you did in my brawl with gladyys where you quoted my lines and i asked you to hold off till the judges finished verding.
it's not about dark, i don't know him past here...I'm just saying let's avoid the little controversies that can easily avoid.

Swaying isn't done only on docs..try to understand that part.

Lmao....so it had to come to this.

ELYMAXiimus:

you had better shut your yap if you don't want me to start swaying with my comments...
Was it your bars i quoted?
Have i quoted any of your bars to condemn just like you did to mine when i brawled thecrook?
I just pity you, you'll grow up someday.

I was going through the tourney threads, some bars got my attention, so i decided to give kudos to the writer. How is this an analysis of the brawl? Guy go sleep jooh, your brain is asleep already.

And i read liricist and deadshot's brawl before supermiy's. Wasn't impressed, that's why i said nothing about it.

Nigga its swaying cos it has not been voted on. You have been a NL cat for quite some time...you really shouldn't have commented on that doc most esp because of your animosity with dark.

attached pic is evidence of my personal

If you need links to my two wordsworth battles..i will happily include them. I won them both.

Deadshotz:
Step in with my toolie, the gods cheering/ he cowers back, the boy's fearing/ the crowd's jeering, in need of action/
. . they said am textcee's k.dot. . Am compared to that nigg from compton/
but none envies you. . No one likes to be in the 'cyst position'. . That can't get u in the 'league of champions!!..
Just some trival thought/ pop the toolie to his belly n watch his vitals drop/
. . Punches, jabs n hooks aim for the head, i bring 'everything to the temple' like how the disciples taught!!/
celibate perv!. . I shouldn't hesitate to shoot. . Cos the second i adjust. . he might get seduced when i shake the rifle's _butt!!..
With the way jabs be landing on ya head/ it'l be a miracle, if you leave this ring standing on ya leg/ . . . Cos i be dishing out punches tailored to fit. . . To leave ya life hanging by a thread!!..
Ur bae loves my style, i show up at ur crib, she might pour me liquor/ while err'one disappears, none dares to fight for the nigga/
. . So he finds solace in writting rap notes,
but he has 'got mad love for cyphers' . . So it Should suprise yall if he jerks off regularly at the 'sight of the seeker!!..
I've a habit outta strangling lords/ while sampling swords/. . Tramplin dawgs/ beat a nigga, kill a nigga, if he aint get the hang of it . . I leave he stranded from dangling cords/
. . But Nonso is weak n fake. .
Pls point out a lyricist who's had a hard time handling words!!..

-lost to wordsworth @ RG
-love rap cyphers alot

nigga quote my verse too

Diss at MIRACLE DONALD MAÁZI DEADSHOTZ


Who’s liricyst? “What’s all the hype?”/
After this, dead will count himself dead … when he takes a stock of his type!!/
I’ll Do as the evil doctor prescribed/ have him stitched after he’s been cut up with knives/
Cos this battle is so Frankenstein raising his monster....the dead's about to get the shock of his life!!/

He thinks he’s Jesus…wanna use this devil to reach the pinnacle!/
But will Donald do some wonders? The readers, Each be cynical/
see the judges ditch the spiritual/cos My punches, Each be clinical/
I mean these sick atheists will pick my drugs verse over his…cos none of them believes in Miracle!!!/

He wouldn't be a real cat if he learns to meow and grows Whiskers/
 so I'm ma quickly outwit the slow rętard/
Tear his scrotal sac and have his nuts so kicked hard/
Cos his balls Kicked to the fans...the only way shotz rises above these bars!/

The east is ashamed of him cos Dead is Quite wack/
Calling yourself a maazi to we igbos is both a left and right smack/
No other cheeks to turn so i am vex and fight back!/
Rip out the skin of from tip of his penis...so maazi can really own a red and white cap!!/

The girl who broke yo heart...did you even get her Pucci dicked, son?!/
Stupid virgin...you kissed her juicy lips not!/
I will get you laid...and have you nailed/
So you will have holes in the palm of ya hand .....when you die of crucifixion!/

This battle as an avenue to get a head way here was what the dead dude intended/ Dude,change lanes,cos heading my way is what gets you beheaded!/
As I bring this to a close….he’s progress gets terminated here…cos this verse just led to the dead end!/


- he just broke up with a girl he cried over. Said it hurt more that he hasn't ever kissed her.

DISCLAIMER

-I and wordsworth have had only two battles...they were epic...but i won them both

My battle is today? 19th came too quickly. What kinda time are we on these days?

Mehn...i never pen nada. Smh...been busy. Would script after work. I hope i meet this deadline sha.

Opener > Bruce..
Rhymes > Tie (ibime did better but the flow on 007's verse made his rhymes more attractive )
Simile/mets > Tie..
Punchlines > Ibime (more)
Personals > Bruce (ibime brought none)

and tell us how are you planting
timebombs. . . . when you couldnt dig through his
flaw/ like this a lot...quoted it cos no other did

Flow > Bruce obviously
Wordplay > ibime
Closer > ibime


I haven't really read much of 007's verses...with this battle, i will definitely correct my flaw.

limerick vs mathicks?
Mathick is eric Arthur right?
Damn....that is the match of the first round of fixtures!

Bloody scene

Emaprince:
LMAO! Ofoka will always be ofoka. Look who he qouted and attacked. Liricyst sorry o!

Lol...the thing surprised me.
I later wrote it off as a mistake
I quoted the original post which his name was on. Maybe he just saw the mention, didn't read to the end and just ran wild

Well, i believe a little of controversies, animosities, and outright hatred will always be a part of the rap community. Add to the fact that this is a battle arena, then such are to be expected. That coogar vs Elymaxiimus brawl was the highlight of this year cos it packed the heat, the personals, the beef, the animosity...everything rolled in one. It was mad dope.

However, we need a little respect for each other in this zone. We cannot continue like this or this zone will definitely die out. The more quarrels you have, the more judges you get to bar from your battles. I may have had a little squabble with one or two emcees here, but if they drop a verd on my brawls without taking shots at me on it, I'm totally cool with it.

We need a little peace. Ibime should have a god-complex but he is as humble as you can realistically expect a vet to be. His battles with streetwise brought me to nairaland cos my mates then in school won't shut up about it. We need to push this section more with more dope brawls and verses and not childish squabbles. Can you imagine how many peeps read this section? Esp the guests. They are more than we think. I read and read this section for more than four years before creating an account. If the cats of that time were doing all these, i perhaps would have been discouraged.

So on that note, every dude i've been disrespectful to on this section, consider this my apology. Sorry for the disrespect. Let's move on.
Coogar no vex for my rant on the prekky vs coogar thread. Also try to reduce your simon cowell verdicts on brawls. Could make peeps go emotional.

peace

04kaa:

dude, are u aware some of us own companies and are richer than all those modenine and Mi and co you are calling,? not everyone wants to be a nigerian rapper. some of us just do it for fun as a hobby and i can bet u , majority of us here will body all those Mi and co you are mentioning in a real battle. so dont think everyone here is hungry like u . niggas work 24/7 , got 9 to 5s here, we are rich ass niggas that employ people and even own companies, we have decent jobs, we dont wanna be some riff raff naija rappers. if thats ur dream in life lil niggga , Follow it.! dont drag the rest of us down to ur level.

Why did you quote me instead of the OP? That part i don't get