genxris: Grammarians in the house please where has your grammar landed you? It's unfortunate we live a fake life in Nigeria,we claim to know the language more than the owners of the language. I was watching FIFaA world best player award on T.V aand I saw prominent personalities from all over the world addressing the world in their native Spanish,Portuguese or french tounges because they can't speak english but in Nigeria even those that passed their ssce through miracle centres are opening their dirty mouth to judge the first ladie's grammer.
She doesn't speak queens/polished english..AND SO WHAT

Bless your soul..the likes of Beyonce, JayZ etc don't speak good english yet theyre celebrated the World over. I've seen some very intelligent people who can't really express themselves in English. E don reach for us to change our national language to pidgin. If you can "spoke" english..na for your head. Even Gordon Brown dey gbagaun too

aribisala0: Generally a Nigerian woman's size changes according to the following formula

Aribisala FORMULA

CW = MW + (MW/50x(YoM) + (CW/50x(NoP) x *



where CW is current weight

MW = Marriage weight

YoM = years of Marriage

NoP = Number of pikin

* = 1.2 if she is from the SS,SE or SW and 1.05 if from the North

So if you are considering any of dis gials for marry that is how they will grow in ya house

e.g a 50kg Ijaw woman after 3 children in 4 years(they are very fertile) will weigh

(50 + (50/50 x4) + (50/50 x3 ) x 1.2 =

( 50 +(1x4) +(1x3)x1.2=

(50 +4+3)x1.2=

57 x1.2 =

68.4 kg

in 4 years from 50


I think the fabrics are nice !!

You haff finsssss moi
*rolling on the floor laughing*

kaboninc:

Ohhhh....you're so sweet. I honestly believe that such a person like you will have no problem at all capturing the hearts of men!

For God's sake, men love to be pampered! Not only ladies. But just do it. If a man decides not to eat your food because of a fight and you don't show concern, then you need to really think about yourself because that could be the entry point for marital *= opposite of bliss* into your marriage.

Kwaaaa.."men love to be pampered", when you do, they complain of being smothered, remind you that you are not their mothers and they are not babies..infact,the pampering makes them throw tantrums,yet they want to be pampered. Choi African/Nigerian men have turned the tables round to suit themselves, the Bibeli clearly states that women "should be loved". I wee bye pampers, bip and feeding bottle (adult sizes ) not forgetting shakashaka, I wee also ababa him, bathe him and feed him. Shuwo!! Like someone said earlier..marry a husband not just any man(baby)

caesaraba:

Gbam! This is the sole reason I'm not taking the 'next-step' with my g.f. What a ludicrous school of thought to belong to. If I have to always keep it at the back of my mind that my woman can easily move on to someone else because I ignored her while having a quarrel, then I guess it was a mistake marrying her in the very first place.

(I think) Ladies who have low self-esteem often wanna prove that "if you don't want me, someone else wants me." Kinda makes you look cheap.

And what do men who think"I can get food from another woman if I don't eat my wifey's or GF's" have? Over bloated ego? Hope that poor girl knows the plan you have for her?

NEROSKY: Can't believe i read all this comments..Okay lemme summarize and Close thread....
From the comments from ladies here,shows that they're so self centred,and they don't care about their husband feeling..You girls should choose the approach of food rejection later apologis than Heavy blow in the face for correction,don't force your husband to beat you and later you complain of Men tantrum/Childish behaviour... I just thank God 4 my babe,she don't give room for fracas/qurrel..she would apologiz and also ask me to..and the outcome is woah!!!(such a lovely n undestanding gurl.A wife material 4 that matter)...LADIES YOU SHOULD WAKE UP AND LEAVE THAT YOUR INSIDOUS PHILOSOPHY...For poster, be ready to move in ur new husband apartment because you no get Akö nu Úchè..or leave in trauma if u're the one providing..

Yeah right? And why is she not your wife yet? Wife material..you for don sew am wear for body tay tay! When she pamper you finish, na d one wey dey craze and no send for you, you go end up marrying

byvan:

Don't ignore a woman that you know many can't ignore.choose your battles wisely.

KPOMKWEM..make those Men dey there na. In such cases don't even bother dishing out his food untill he asks for it. Women will not die trying to please their men oooooo!! All we hear is how women must somersault to make their men happy, what do men do to make their women happen?? Cheat and be little her I guess. If you're non chalant to her complains(which by the way men call nagging) don't expect her to freeze when you refuse to eat biko. Do me I do you!

Those of you ranting that its a free world and we can do whatever we choose should bury their heads in shame, copy copy!!..do you eat with your nose, ear or Anus or are those not openings or holes into the body, since you can do whatever you please? Every single organ or part of our body has its function, What's not right is not just RighT, am not gonna sit here all in the name of 21st century, exposure or civilization to support nonsense! I am homophobic and I am VERY proud to shout it on hill tops. So this is how we thank God for making us higher animals with brains to make choices?? How can a sane human being have affection for another who has exactly the same features? What's there to explore? A woman compliments a man and vice versa, what you don't find on a man..you see on a woman, God wasn't sleeping when he created Adam or Eve! Thing is, people indulge in stuff just cause its the IN thing without checking its spiritual implication, most Models are Bisexuals and when you're in the fashion industry, there's every tendercy that you're homosexuAl..its just the evil of the day, and a lot of people hAve been swept with the flood. What's happening in our World today especially in Hoolly-weird makes sodom and gomorrah look like Tom and Jerry! Tufiakwa!!

PortHarcourtBoy: Wey that person wey dey ginger say Ateke go unleash terror on Aluu?

If Ateke Tom near Aluu, dem go first e dem convert am to barbeque

By the time dem finish with am...when dem take eem body go evil forest, even the Okrika gods go reject the

burnt offering

Where you dey when Ateke dey ginger government..where be Aluu? E be like dem born you last night! This is a guy that single handedly rocked the entire Ijaw clan, wrecked even more havoc in his own Land. when he comes in be sure to hear from the likes of Asari as well, those people don tay for the business..who be Aluu people, dem dey learn?! Just pray it doesn't come to to that, else your username go change to Portharcouttoddler

gbanikiti: don't mind the swine! The battle between uniport and aluu community is not over! Just imagine the people of okrika joining the fight cos 2 of their sons we're killed! Okrika which is home to militants are not smiling at all! They are angry! Ateke tom is spitting fire right now and said he is gonna revenge for the killing of their 2 sons! I tell ya this is just the beginning of a war between aluu and okrika!!

THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WILL DISAPPEAR, I TELL YOU..THEY SHOULD ASK THE OGONIS AND OTHER COMMUNITIES THAT HAVE HAD WAR WITH THE OKRIKANS! THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE!!

Mosaic Law ko? God punish satan!! An eye for 2eyes!! ALUU has murdered sleep o, they shall sleep NO MORE . See where Okrika people dey sleep, ninjas go wake them up! Disappearance galore one by one!!

Is it not the same Aluu where they have the militant camp? If those vilagers are looking for people terrorising their communinity, they should look no further than the militants instead of taking it out on students demanding dept from an ungrateful/heartless friend..by the way, where in Gods green earth is the idiot who shouted and accused them as thieves? He's the genesis of this whole mess..he jus succeeded in releasing 4fierce souls as earth bound spirits for the devil to manipulate. Meanwhile I got this BC:-
The truth is finally out!!!One of the four boys borrowed some huge amount of money to 1 Aluu boy who is his friend and for a time now d aluu boy has being trying to play smart(not to pay back) and on that fateful friday, d boy arrnged(uniport boy) with his other 3friends to surprise his debtor very early in d morning to ask of his money but unknown to him d animal had plans too, after some arguments d aluu boy called his fellows and started shouting that d uniport boys a cultist/thief, after much beating they swear that they must be killed so that d uniport boyz won't report to police or call other students on them, pls as u read this ask urself some simple questions like y did they insist d boyz must die b4 other student or police will hear, (2) listen very well to what was said in d video, painfully getting those aluu boys to me is as easy as ABC, aluu is a small place, let's start frm ppl living around d scene, d boy that was owning Him, etc dis hardworking boyz were very happy boyz whom were very popular in organising shows, we ve just lost our future celebrities,media youths, dis are boyz that travel abroad now tell me what's a laptop to them and where on earth is d laptop they stole?we won't sleep on dis, noooooo justice must prevail-----phina. Uniports students re rioting in Aluu,dats d evil community dat killed d youths And Gov Rotimi has arrested d chief of d community. We should never let this happen in our country again, cos tomorrow it could you, ur brother or ur friend. Rebroadcast Truth so their soul can rest in peace>:O

Well well..if this was trully the case, may the said guy never know peace even up to his 7th generation , this is how communities/people incure curses and tomorrow they begin to blame the devil

Too many versions to this story that I don't even know what to believe anymore..this is really disheartening, robbers..cultist or whatever..how can you watch your fellow human-being being killed like that? And people were jeering and encouraging the executioner ? So sad..I cant even sleep, such a waste! Were the police sleeping when all this was happening?

Hey hey hey!! What's the noise about Nigerians gurls here? When this wonderful male specie was a complete man, he would shop for his wife..bathe his kid, take him to school..take her out to dinner n errands for her..protect and stand by her, that's after serving in whatever God forsaken country he was posted to, to keep the peace. How many of una guys wey dey run mouth here go fit do all that 1? Tell me with such a husband, what woman would walk away in his condition..knowing he was there for her when she needed him? Make uan hold una sef o! Naija gurls, naija gurls..what of Naija guys wey dey find attention wey dem no go fit give?[sub][/sub]