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Politics / Re: Jonathan's Bodyguard Blocks Amaechi From Greeting President by Localtrouble: 11:46am On Jun 27, 2013
collynzo2: You are also wrong, Amaechi schooled at Uniport not UST.


Lai Lai..he was WAF in Fac of Law UST(reason why he has so much bile for the school), and then went on to study english in Uniport. Got his Law degree much later
Politics / Re: Jonathan's Bodyguard Blocks Amaechi From Greeting President by Localtrouble: 11:37am On Jun 27, 2013
PointB: If he wanted to 'greet' the President, Ameachi should have arrived earlier or wait for the chance after the event. Imagine if all those who came late decide to take turns to 'greet' the President.

Imagine?! If Ameachi was in GEJs position he would not take half the rubbish GEJs taking from him. Why do some of us support blindly..if a younger sibling insults us what would we do? Tell that man Ameachi to respect Authority and stop playing to the gallery for all to see cause on a normal day I can't imagine him greeting GEJ, good thing they stopped him..the same man sacked people for attending his meeting late, haba mana. People should be reasonable in their judgement

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Celebrities / Re: MC-Loph Was Killed By Emeka Morgan— Mum Cries Out by Localtrouble: 11:03am On Jun 27, 2013
Abu Mikey: The Old woman might be saying the truth tho!!

Leave them now..they are forgetting this is Africa, why did he insist that 'his' money should not be given to a pregnant woman who was supposed to die along side her husband? Why was he concerned about where the wife sat in the vehicle? It doesn't take much to figure a wicked person or their plans..they always expose themselves especially if things don't work the way they planned it to
Celebrities / Re: Eye Witness Defends Kumiyi's Son's Wedding! Says Pictures Were Altered by Localtrouble: 3:53pm On Jun 26, 2013
fruityjojo: SO! Mr eye witness, u have made issue Worse! In d Pix u posted, She is Wearing LIPSTICK! Coloured LIPSTICK Oxblood! Nd her eyebrows are still carved!!! Mtcheeew!

Eyebrows not just carved but shaded as well, shes also wearing rosy cheeks and pancake kwa o! She's an acclaimed lawyer bla bla from jamaica, imagine? Yet some of their pastors will advice male suitors to marry just any woman in church even if she sells akara with the excuse that its 'Gods will'. Chai, I said it..the minute G.O Kumuyi married the americana wife, Deeper life and its Old doctrine went ablazzeee
Celebrities / Re: Eye Witness Defends Kumiyi's Son's Wedding! Says Pictures Were Altered by Localtrouble: 3:32pm On Jun 26, 2013
sexymoma: We are blind ba, so you mean she has a pink lips, well shaped eyebrow, naturally powdered face, ear rings grew miraculously.. have said it ealier ''MODS WE NEED A SMILEY THAT SLAPS''
grin and whips too. Anyways she has set a trend for them deeper lifers, now they can wed in wedding gowns. The papa and mama Era don pass,..na d time of the youngies b this. But I taya o..infact I can't believe
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Politics / Re: Amaechi Vows To lead Protest Against FG & The CP by Localtrouble: 2:54pm On Jun 26, 2013
carzola: is airforce road a federal road, romoula, mile3, transamadi, bori camp, presidential, even g.r.a thats not even an excuse go to akwa ibom and see what akpabio is doing with federal roads then come back and re-write your crap.. Am proud to be an akwa ibomite cause akwa ibom aya ya eti eti.

Bros u talk go far..reclamation/macoba road nko, roads right under his nose? The Ok.pe has awarded the contract of that road to his inlaws for centuries, trust me..you don't want to see the state of the road right now, yet he's there tearing down and recontructing Govt house round about for the 10th time with flimsy excuses..money that would have been put to good use. Ameachi!! Come to equity with CLEAN hands, stop crying foul when you can't have your way!!
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by Localtrouble: 11:12am On Jun 26, 2013
mu2sa2: Your parasites are your own people. When alamesiegha was in charge of billions, he simply stole everything. Asari dokubo and the so-called generals plus the other terrorists are pocketing billions for themselves. Pej was accused by efcc of money laundering as bayelsa first lady. These are the enemies of niger delta.

One cannot even begin to count the number of thieves in your region, and the mere thought that the resources they steal from isn't even theirs makes it even more disturbing..so please just just up!

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Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau Is From Niger Republic by Localtrouble: 9:36am On Jun 26, 2013
olu4life: I was telling some friends about boko haram. What most westerners and southerners dont know is that 90% of boko haram members are kanuris. North is made up of 3 tribes; Hausas, Fulanis and Kanuris. Kanuris are the most difficult people to live with and they are mostly found in Yobe,Borno,Taraba and environs. Got to know this when i went for NYSC last year in the north

And all 3tribes originated from Chad or Niger, they are one and the same people..am not surprised shakau is from there
Health / Re: Detox Foods You Should Start Eating by Localtrouble: 9:26am On Jun 26, 2013
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Try "Ijebu" Garri, soak in icy/cold water (on a hot Sunday afternoon), dabble enough roasted Peanuts/Groundnuts on it, put a little Sugar to 'season' .....finally, to completely detox without reverse, grin grin

Gather a small bowl of Beans with a lot of the water used to cook the beans (better if the beans is mashed a bit, dont use Ewa Agoin ...that one is over-matched!).

Settle Down on your best Mat and walahi,.....

By the time you finish, DETOX is your second name.
wink wink kiss kiss


Lastpage!

Trust me on this one, l have been doing it in the forty-plus years ..and you need to see me in person to beleive l am completely "detox" like a fine-boy! shocked shocked[/ quote]

Goodness gracious meee!! grin grin grin shocked angry shocked una no go keeee person for this site! (faints)Haba mana, the kind Fart wey go follow this kind food eeehn, no be here o! You just made my day!!
NYSC / Re: Batch B 2013 Corpers Posted To Akwa Ibom Let's Meet. by Localtrouble: 12:41pm On Jun 23, 2013
el bin manny: Choi ....... shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked see the lucky ones o!
This it the best place anyone one can't think of to serve o! Congrats to u all!
I'm from Akwa-Ibom reside in uyo , served in Benue 2009 ! Welcome to my state the Land of Promise. cheesy add me up for more info and help especially PPA ! One love 294484D9
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*DJ pls play me "akwa-ibom ayaiya" by mish for my NL friends cheesy
They are indeed the lucky ones..Akpabio is a corper friendly Governor, nice way to treat kids who are 'obeying the clarions call' not some jagajaga states that hype so much on media yet do zilch
NYSC / Re: BATCH B13 Posted To Imo State Let Meet Here. by Localtrouble: 12:10pm On Jun 23, 2013
To you ALL posted to IMO state, I wish you ALL the best cause YOU will need it, everything is wack from camp facilities, food to the camp officials..very unfriendly state if you ask me, re deploy if you can while in camp..how I survived 21days still surprises me
Foreign Affairs / Re: Saudi Prince Sues Forbes For Underestimating His Wealth by Localtrouble: 5:19pm On Jun 07, 2013
yuzedo:
bro, am sorry. i was tryin to help govnor forum solve deir problem u no am deir oga and deir my bois. is me dat put all of dem to be govnore. (esept apabio d misteh bigg govnor, is satan dat help him win his eletion! angry angry angry)

wellllllll, my advise to dis man is to stop bosting and braging dat his reach dat his reach. u see me, am reacher and more gooder lookin dan all of dem and yet did dey put my name in forbs? yet i dint complain, have u ever see me bost dat i hav mony? am always [size=15pt]humble[/size] [size=15pt]shy[/size] [size=15pt]fearin God[/size] and only lookin to dash my mony to a sweet babes on NL. so dis man can call me so i advise him better. plis if dis man can only call me i will serve God forevamore. chei! cry tenk. angry

grin grin grin goodness gracious!! Where dem pack some people come from to NL o shocked
Health / Re: Rivers State Has Highest HIV/AIDS Cases In Nigeria by Localtrouble: 5:38pm On Jun 03, 2013
Pain: See them..thieves..they want to hijack the HIV Funds from Benue..It would soon become a war of numbers because more states are getting wiser. HIV is a money spinning machine in the hands of those who understand the World Order.

Exactly..all na money matter!
Politics / Re: Sheikh Gumi To Boko-Haram - You Cannot Break-Up Nigeria by Localtrouble: 8:50am On May 27, 2013
"Cannot break" ke? They haff scattered it nii, especially their Region. The earlier we go our seperate ways the better, its obvious we don't think the same way neither do we operate on the same level

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Politics / Re: Buhari Asks Jonathan To Resign Over Insecurity by Localtrouble: 4:59pm On May 22, 2013
eagle,eye:
Ordinarily I don't like GEJ's style of leadership.. But for Buhari to call for his resignation over the Insecurity situation in Nigeria does not make any sense to me.
I used to like Buhari for the fact that he is one Military head of state not associated with Looting and corruption (I may be wrong). I have said this before (even though I will like corruption to be eradicated in Nigeria), Buhari is just too old to lead this country. Moreover, certain people will make sure that Buhari never smells Aso Rock.
I thought the best the General could do in this situation is to have kept silent.
Boko Haram have killed a lot of Innocent people in their places of Worship and Buhari never condemned it. Boko Haram Have killed people in Parks, Beer Palour, Place of work and the General never condemned it.
What does he want GEJ to do? Fold his hands and keep playing politics with the Lives of Nigerians?

General Buhari got it wrong this time around. Moreover this statement will just endear more people to GEJ, if for nothing else for Sympathy. GEJ is now being seen as the underdog in all this power play and Nigerians will naturally swing with Underdog.
' Not aSsociated with looting and corruption' you said, ask him where the money for PTF disappeared to? My dear all that was Idiagbon's doing not Buharis'..people still praise his military regime because of what colonel 'a man should only smile 2ce in his life' aka Idiagbon did and he's riding on a dead mans glory. Buhari is bloody(that's who he is, he cat help it)..he's even more clueless than the 1 he judges every now and then, I wonder why he's complaining. I'd rather vote Idiagbon from his grave than Buhari. If PDP get sense, make dem go find Idiagbon Son and declare am a VP candidate..I can categorically tell you Buharis face will be used to sweep the polls clean for GEJ come 2015..sunsense!
Politics / Re: Buhari Asks Jonathan To Resign Over Insecurity by Localtrouble: 10:23am On May 22, 2013
Shameless Eeeddiiiooot!! The old senile and shrivelled vampire has sold his soul to the devil just to be President..why hasn't he asked Shakau to come out of hiding or BH to drop their arms and stop the madness of killing innocent Southerners and Christians? He's asking GEJ to resign 'cause of insecurity', insecurity caused by who? For his information, GEJ is the President of Nigeria and not of the North alone, we are going about our businesses peacefully down South..he has no right to ask GEJ to resign cause of the mess they brought upon themselves.

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Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau, Opens Facebook Profile! by Localtrouble: 10:36pm On May 21, 2013
dbride: These are the people who killed Napoleon Igboku-Otu who in London 1999 got classified information regarding training of jihadists by Alqueda in neighbouring countries north of Nigeria. The alqueda coordinator, an arab based in London, had given late Igboku-Otu the names of Nigerian sponsors all from the north. He secretly informed Obasanjo about his findings. Late Igboku-Otu was invited to Abuja but nobody attended to him; he came back to Lagos only to be slaughtered with a knive in his compound at Adeniyi Jones, Ikeja the following day.

This evil plan against Nigeria was planned with the help of terrorist group outside Nigeria but sponsored by Nigerians from core North long before 1999. Their MAJOR objective is to make Nigeria a Muslim nation. This is why the north have not been able to criticize or condemn these terrorists. My honest prayer to God is whoever creates a monster should be consumed by that monster.

Amen o..wao! Things are happening in this country o!
Politics / Re: Obama Skips Nigeria In His Africa Visit by Localtrouble: 11:10am On May 21, 2013
shymexx:

Do you know the significance of state visit by your biggest ally?

It shows Obama doesn't rate both your president and your country despite being the biggest willing tools in that region.

Hush please! Obama visited Ghana in his 1st tenure..what economic significance has it added to your country? Does his visit automatically make visted countries part of the so called 'super powers'? They are just looking for new Countries to exploit..Nigeria is an old layer in that category, stop jumping at the simple announcement that he's visiting and even if he is it won't be announced cause of the security problems on ground!!

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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde At Maxim Hot 100 Party In California (Photos) by Localtrouble: 10:21am On May 20, 2013
2buff:

Nothing in Hollywood interests me visually to be honest. Put on my screen someone "Thick and Tight" like that and we're in business. All those skinny "Megan Fox" looking bishes are people I would walk past without looking at twice.
It's even much more hilarious to me when I see them with the attitude, acting like "I'm here now worship me". My response one of these days will be: Omo I no get use for you. When I need toothpick, I go holla you" [in english ofcourse] grin

I concur..same reason why most of their men have high tendercy to be gay! Straight broad shoulderd women without curves except for their fake boobies and hair. If being lanky is that appealing, how come most of them now go for bum and hip implants? Being curvy or shapey is different from being 'FAT'. White women no fine, leave gist. Theyd kill to get some of our natural body parts
Politics / Re: 65 Fleeing Boko-Haram Members Arrested In Borno by Localtrouble: 10:58am On May 19, 2013
BTFormular: @lastpage i didnt bother to read all your story lines, because it will only prove nothing to me. but let me remind you, after sarah gave birth to a son of her own, she told abraham, haggai cannot live in this house with me since i now have a child. send them away they cannot inherit your kingdom and then abraham did. Abraham sent the slaves away. oya type your long story again grin

..And we all know who those slaves are, till date they are still very angry and intolerant people. What their practice is Aaaalll about revenge and bloodshed. They set rules and they expect Eeeeverybody to obey, they always wanna be in control..if they're not, sharia!! Nobody should even bother quoting me or calling me out on this, we all know the truth. I still Thank GOD everyday for JESUS CHRIST, he thought how not to be a fool and take no nonsense but at the same time be caring and tolerant
Politics / Re: 65 Fleeing Boko-Haram Members Arrested In Borno by Localtrouble: 10:48am On May 19, 2013
kirian202: Omo see race. Una no want virgin again abi una don run out of virgin in heaven. Lai lai dat one no go happen una MUST finish dis war. Na now dis war film come dey sweet me after I go buy popcorn credit make I relax enjoy de only season film Wey come out from naija na him una wan run. Dat one no go happen abeg next episode joor!!!

U dey mind them? Dem wan Live to die Another day grin , I no even know say dem get legs to run sef. In case they don't know..lemme break the news to them, 'THERE ARE NO MORE VIRGINS LEFT IN THEIR SO CALLED PARADISE'..Osama don collect the remaining 144, him collect 2 people share wink ..pervs!!
Politics / Re: Northern Elders To Jonathan - You Have Declared War On Northern Nigeria by Localtrouble: 1:42pm On May 17, 2013
There they go again..exposing themselves even more grin, shutting down just 3states in the North for terrorist activities means a war on the whole North. They should shut their goro infested mouth joor,ppl who want to Islamise Nigeria..lol,is conversion by force ?! I pity those Christians clamouring behind this buhari/tinubu comedy, 2muslims for the Presidency..wokay na, we shall see
Politics / Re: ACN Condemns Declaration Of State of Emergency! by Localtrouble: 8:07pm On May 15, 2013
My fellow Nigerians..there you have them! The sponsors of BH finally speaking when their wings are about to be clipped! Making those points don't matter..what matters is, after the President uses the so called uprooting system, won't they be the same people to shout Genocide and announce to the world how innocent civilians were killed?! They are just good @ making caricature of themselves, being an opposition doesn't mean you should oppose 'EVERYTHING' from the ruling party..infantile jokes if you ask me. How many of them have come out publicly to condemn the evil unleashed by BH on innocent Southerners? I have said it before and I'll say it again..MAKE GOD CONTINUE TO PUNISH satan well well!!

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Sued Over War Threat by Localtrouble: 10:31am On May 14, 2013
moderatorr: he just repeated what buhari said, only changed dates.
grin grin grin my goooodness!! *wiping my eyes* una no go kee me for Niaraland hooooo
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Over 50 In Agatu, Benue State by Localtrouble: 10:20am On May 14, 2013
Smh..every well meaning Nigerian should insist that we cut off these Hausa/fulanis for good. They should just go get themselves their own Country, they are just INSANE. Atleast the other remaining regions can handle their problems better..
Politics / Re: Ex-Militants Threaten To Resume Violence In 2015 by Localtrouble: 10:01am On May 14, 2013
cjrane:

[size=20pt]Who is the Lazy thief?
The man who steals another man's resources instead of developing his own,or the man who fights for his God given resources against thieves using the fraudulent name nigeria to justify their thievery?
Just like the sponsors of Boko haram did not see anything wrong in Nigeria in 2007 because their own Yar'adua benefited from the sham called election, but started blowing things up because GEJ is now president,the ND militants should wait for GEJ to complete his tenure in 2019, then furiously smash all oil installations, until no oil is produced from the Niger Delta region. Let their President use their groundnut to fund development in Nigeria
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Don't know what to do with some one like you..should I kiss, or hug or...chai, by the powers vested on me I now pronounce you the spokes person of the ND..eseeee!! The hausa fulanis will never speak the truth even when its as glaring as daylight!! Asari talk, Kuku duko..since they think its their birthright to rule, its also our birthright to protect and even keep our resources!! Ndi hausa go back to your groundnut pyramids ooo! Go fight for groundnut pyramid blocks ooo!! Ndi-osshhhhiii, I have never seen a set of politicians so greedy. A south southerner steals and he's made a public disgrace..yet we have a lot of agbada throwing barawos walking as free men! Taaaaaah!! Make una go kiss python!!
Politics / Re: Picture From CPC Convention In Abuja by Localtrouble: 11:07am On May 13, 2013
visalo:

A liar will never know peace. For those who made incited statement in 2011 election that resulted to the killing of innocent coppers will never know peace. Those who said buhari never made any incited statement will never know peace
Buhari o, thiefnibu o..that's their smelly cup of Kunu. All I know is that 2Muslims can NEVER RULE this country again..we have seen how well their predecessors did. Even a native Doctor can be Vice instead of an all muslim ticket..and for those who would come up with the excuse that 'it doesn't matter the religion but who does the job well' save that washy in your account cause I dont buy that bull
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson - Exclusive Interview by Localtrouble: 10:33am On May 13, 2013
freecocoa: Cool interview, she sounds really humble and cool headed.

People who have come in contact with her says she's actually a very nice lady, wish her all the best.

Btw, there's nothing like husband or whatever snatching, the man decided to marry her and she agreed, simples.

Abi o, Odi na ewure abi na wallet wey she snatch? I wonder why we don't get to hear things like 'wife or girlfriend dumper'. The blame is ALWAYS on the OTHER woman when a lot of girls and wives know they have 'DICK TIGERs' as men. According to my pastor, Any man wey wan move on go move on o even if you lay anointed hands on his head till him turn bald..the more reason why Women should know the type of men they settle down with!! Infact it swings both ways..any individual tired of the crap they see in their relationship WILL WALK!
Politics / Re: Tinubu - Jonathan’s Aides Threatening Nigeria’s Unity by Localtrouble: 1:44pm On May 10, 2013
Now the crossed eyed,bulky mouthed and Dundee looking hypocrite has found his voice..I guess he was in trance or floating in outer space when BH and their God father Buhari were unleashing mayhem on Innocent Christians and Southerners in the North..wooh! God go punish satan well well, I swear!

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Romance / Re: Can You Stop Loving Your Partner? by Localtrouble: 12:01am On May 10, 2013
temiosunrinde: Its so pathetic and highly lugubrious that during this critical time in the history of our nation,where boko haram keeps bombing day in day out,where capitalist form of govt of the shoeless one is leading the nation to a disaster,where the unity and peace of our nation is being threathened everytime,some group of nairand youth who are suppose to take to the street in protest and call for the resignation of the shoeless and clueless one are here sitting at a computer or bb or whatever talking about LOVE,ohhh I weep for my country
Bikonu, na wetin worry the guy him dey cry about, free am! He's teaching you to love the clueless and shoeless one..stop being a hater. If there was some level of trust and love between our Leaders and us citizens, I don't think the country would have deteriorated to this level. Mind you our problems didn't start with GEJ. Show some love and Respect for the President, the OP might just listen to you and take to the streets

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