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Politics / Re: Tinubu Gives Each Minister 1,200 Bags Of Rice To Distribute As Palliatives by lokito: 10:37pm On Sep 15
Tinubu should understand that this sharing thing will not go round and as such he should stop all that exercise in futility.

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Romance / Re: Single Mum Of 3 Looking For A Husband (Picture, Video) by lokito: 8:07am On Sep 15
She should go to Huntgame show. Nons Miraj can help
Celebrities / Re: Dave Bautista's New Look Got Fans Talking (Photos) by lokito: 3:50pm On Sep 09
Sure that's him? I can't see the chest tattoos on the old pix
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 18th August 2024 by lokito: 4:35pm On Aug 18
Both teams to drop two points though
Religion / Re: Statue Of Virgin Mary "Blinks" In US Church by lokito: 10:16pm On Aug 10
Politics / Re: My Gov’t Executing Bold Reforms To Tackle Economic Challenges – Tinubu by lokito: 6:52pm On Aug 02
Someone said the Tinubu administration is like a bunch of five year old kids with free Christmas money in a candy shop
Celebrities / Re: Rema Gifts His Good Friend Crayon A Heavy Stack Of Cash For His Birthday (Video) by lokito: 12:39am On Jul 11
EreluRoz:
He has started smoking I don't like him again.

Shallipopi don spoil am abi
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For Rape in the UK After His Victim Jumped From A Window by lokito: 11:32pm On Jul 08
He took 'Oshodi' behavior too far
Politics / Re: Fresh Crisis In Rivers State As Militants, Youths Vow To Take Over Council by lokito: 7:13am On Jun 18
As inhabitants of Rivers State, all we pray for is peace and unity. May God protect all of us 🙏
Health / Re: Man Cries Out As He Shows Off 1000 Bags Of Water He Uses To Bathe In Lekki by lokito: 9:36pm On Jun 15
Imagine using pure water to flush your shit. Ordinary shit o
Politics / Re: "Online Trolls Even Say Worse Things To Me" - Peter Obi Replies Wole Soyinka by lokito: 8:37am On Jun 13
yyba:
Mumu fraudster undecided undecided

E be like na you be the online troll he's talking about o

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Organised Labour Calls Off Strike by lokito: 12:18pm On Jun 04
I thought we agreed that this year's mantra is NO GREE FOR ANYBODY
Politics / Re: Tinubu Signs Bill Returning Old Anthem Into Law by lokito: 1:42pm On May 29
With the kind things wey dey person head, how we wan take cram am?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 14th May 2024 by lokito: 9:08pm On May 14
Finally city scores.

You cannot go up by praying for the downfall of your rival

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Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by lokito: 1:35pm On Apr 21
frankputer:


So u think his is not right .
So why is the person not picking up calls and responding to messages.
Wether u like it or not he is
Onye Ohi rice
QED

Not necessarily. Personally, I am intentional and absolute. One plus one must be called two and not one point something or two point something.

If you get the point
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by lokito: 1:07pm On Apr 21
Thankgodiyke:
I used to hear of scam through fake alert I have never experienced it before until three days ago when this young looking couple came to my wife's shop to buy things. I usually go to pick my wife from shop when I close from my own business. On that fateful day around 8.pm her Gen went off as fuel got exhausted and so is the CCTV camera so their faces were not captured she was actually balancing her account and arranging to close for the day whey they came appearing all friendly and chatty and they picked some items everything amounted to 12k and they requested for Cash of 10k totaling 22k. They requested for account no and my wife called out her monie point account and the lady said she can't find monie point and requested for another bank account and my wife called out her GTB account she called the account name and said it was successful and flash the screen to my wife's face. My wife said they will have to wait for confirmation she logged in through her app and couldn't see anything. Meanwhile the guy was coughing seriously and the lady started complaining that her baby is crying in the car and ask to drop her phone no. After some time
I asked my wife to let them go out of my good heart and concern for the baby in the car that it could be network problem that is causing the delay after getting their contact. We got home I asked my wife to check she said nothing is in her account my wife decided to Dial that number surprising her Truecaller app brought out her name as 'Onye ohi Rice' meaning Rice thief that was when it dawn on us that we have been scammed. Since that day we have tried plenty times to call and chat the num on Whatsapp but no response. This is the number 08105384984 registered as Ifeanyi Nwakaibeya. I have refunded my wife the money though but I'm really sad that such young people go about stealing from people. Nairalanders I know it's a small change but I wish I can get this guy and lady and deal with them.

True caller name is ONYROHI RICE and not Onye Ohi rice

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Celebrities / Re: "I Am On My Knees": Davido Weeps In A Video Shared By US-Based Model (Video) by lokito: 10:54pm On Apr 15
Only me in the midst of over twenty people this evening defending Davido like I'm Gani Fawehmi.

It's a catch 22 situation and I sounded completely silly while defending him with my incoherent excuses.

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Pets / Re: See The Bird That Flew Into My House Last Night. Should I Keep It? Please Help by lokito: 7:24pm On Apr 14
Keepamsafe:
Just last night, this bird flew into my house. Well, it had a nest in my AC unit hole, so when I scattered its house just yesterday morning, when I got back in the evening, I realized a bird had fallen into my house through the hole.

Well, eating it is out of the picture grin grin. I support vegetarians but I eat meats not birds grin. Im thinking of keeping it as a pet, it’s been flying up and down in the house with no success of finding its way out, and thus weak and exhausted. I know birds are fragile and difficult to train. Should I keep it? Any idea the breed? Or what to feed it, Or I just let it go back to it’s habitat so we don’t stress eachother. Im confused. Help.

Im in a dilemma. help please.

I hope you don't intend to eat that bird. This one I'm seeing plantain close to it.
Celebrities / Esther Was Black And Broke Challenge - Post Yours by lokito: 7:54am On Apr 11
Here's a list of mine:

* Max was sick and broke, but when Max see money, Maxwell

* John na strong man but when John sees woman, Johnwick

* If Selena chop Nigerian beans, Selena Gomez

* Philo was enjoying life but when Tinubu enter government, Philosopher

* Inno has body odour but when spray perfume, Innocent

* Chris na white boy but when Chris enter Naija, Chris Brown

* Solo dey always form hard man but when Solo collect head, Solomon

* Marvel dey always travel for day time but when Marvel travel for night, Marvellous

* Fola had a Benz but when boys steal him Benz, Folarin

* Eliza see sure bet9ja odds, Elizabeth

* Candy vowed not to fall in love but when Candy see fine boy, Candidate.

* Caro was broke and dark but when Caro see money, Carowhite.


Add yours

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Business / Re: Cosmas Maduka Hails Stanley Uzochukwu For Repaying ₦150m Loan Without Agreement by lokito: 3:21pm On Apr 07
ThinkWISELY:
Who go loan me 2m ?

So that you go run abi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 7th April 2024 by lokito: 3:02pm On Apr 07
Liverpool to win.

Man U needs to go through another big bad pain to realize that there's need to replace some people.
Education / Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by lokito: 2:57pm On Apr 07
There's something about the grammar construction though - "has burst".

I think say English na their language.

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Celebrities / Re: I Met My Wife Chioma Before I Had Money - Davido (video) by lokito: 6:15pm On Mar 26
nlparrot:
Well, in my opinion, i think he is right, because your dad's money isn't yours

This your talk is for poor dads.

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Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Build This Kind Of Small Bungalow? Pictures by lokito: 7:44pm On Mar 24
Highest you'll spend is 4m unless you wanna put taste or increase aesthetic.

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Business / Re: Over 50 Jets Storm Rivers For Wigwe’s Burial by lokito: 7:12pm On Mar 09
I came here to see private jets instead na Mr Ibu and Wigwe comparison dominate the thread.

May God forgive the person that asked that lugubrious and lachrymose question

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Politics / Re: Protest: Police Warn Against Violence As Labour Gives Fresh Condions by lokito: 8:21am On Feb 19
They are seriously unserious
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by lokito: 10:22pm On Feb 11
NEPA people papa refuse to give us light for PH o

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by lokito: 8:39pm On Feb 07
Mscheew.

Who dey even pound yam for my chest sef?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by lokito: 10:13pm On Jan 27
Kung:


Please help me with 500mb data to watch second half of the match. Nepa no gree bring light for here



0913 54 91 084 mtn

The Baba wey do that jazz for you don fail

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by lokito: 10:05pm On Jan 27
kokakola:

Download Live Football Tv by Salina App Studio and enjoy.

For good fifteen minutes I dey watch cartoon animated match thinking say na the match

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Business / Re: Request: Scrap Machines, Scrap Generators Anything Scrap by lokito: 12:50pm On Jan 09
Scrap alternators available
Politics / Re: How Fubara Fell Out With Wike by lokito: 11:01am On Dec 16, 2023
People should learn to type short messages. The stress in Nigeria alone is too much

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