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Politics / Re: Tinubu Gives Each Minister 1,200 Bags Of Rice To Distribute As Palliatives by lokito: 10:37pm On Sep 15 |
Tinubu should understand that this sharing thing will not go round and as such he should stop all that exercise in futility. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Single Mum Of 3 Looking For A Husband (Picture, Video) by lokito: 8:07am On Sep 15 |
She should go to Huntgame show. Nons Miraj can help |
Celebrities / Re: Dave Bautista's New Look Got Fans Talking (Photos) by lokito: 3:50pm On Sep 09 |
Sure that's him? I can't see the chest tattoos on the old pix |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 18th August 2024 by lokito: 4:35pm On Aug 18 |
Both teams to drop two points though |
Religion / Re: Statue Of Virgin Mary "Blinks" In US Church by lokito: 10:16pm On Aug 10 |
BitterPost:Oh Mary conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee |
Politics / Re: My Gov’t Executing Bold Reforms To Tackle Economic Challenges – Tinubu by lokito: 6:52pm On Aug 02 |
Someone said the Tinubu administration is like a bunch of five year old kids with free Christmas money in a candy shop |
Celebrities / Re: Rema Gifts His Good Friend Crayon A Heavy Stack Of Cash For His Birthday (Video) by lokito: 12:39am On Jul 11 |
EreluRoz: Shallipopi don spoil am abi |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For Rape in the UK After His Victim Jumped From A Window by lokito: 11:32pm On Jul 08 |
He took 'Oshodi' behavior too far |
Politics / Re: Fresh Crisis In Rivers State As Militants, Youths Vow To Take Over Council by lokito: 7:13am On Jun 18 |
As inhabitants of Rivers State, all we pray for is peace and unity. May God protect all of us 🙏 |
Health / Re: Man Cries Out As He Shows Off 1000 Bags Of Water He Uses To Bathe In Lekki by lokito: 9:36pm On Jun 15 |
Imagine using pure water to flush your shit. Ordinary shit o |
Politics / Re: "Online Trolls Even Say Worse Things To Me" - Peter Obi Replies Wole Soyinka by lokito: 8:37am On Jun 13 |
yyba: E be like na you be the online troll he's talking about o 4 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Organised Labour Calls Off Strike by lokito: 12:18pm On Jun 04 |
I thought we agreed that this year's mantra is NO GREE FOR ANYBODY |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Signs Bill Returning Old Anthem Into Law by lokito: 1:42pm On May 29 |
With the kind things wey dey person head, how we wan take cram am? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 14th May 2024 by lokito: 9:08pm On May 14 |
Finally city scores. You cannot go up by praying for the downfall of your rival 7 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by lokito: 1:35pm On Apr 21 |
frankputer: Not necessarily. Personally, I am intentional and absolute. One plus one must be called two and not one point something or two point something. If you get the point |
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by lokito: 1:07pm On Apr 21 |
Thankgodiyke: True caller name is ONYROHI RICE and not Onye Ohi rice 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: "I Am On My Knees": Davido Weeps In A Video Shared By US-Based Model (Video) by lokito: 10:54pm On Apr 15 |
Only me in the midst of over twenty people this evening defending Davido like I'm Gani Fawehmi. It's a catch 22 situation and I sounded completely silly while defending him with my incoherent excuses. 1 Like |
Pets / Re: See The Bird That Flew Into My House Last Night. Should I Keep It? Please Help by lokito: 7:24pm On Apr 14 |
Keepamsafe: I hope you don't intend to eat that bird. This one I'm seeing plantain close to it. |
Celebrities / Esther Was Black And Broke Challenge - Post Yours by lokito: 7:54am On Apr 11 |
Here's a list of mine: * Max was sick and broke, but when Max see money, Maxwell * John na strong man but when John sees woman, Johnwick * If Selena chop Nigerian beans, Selena Gomez * Philo was enjoying life but when Tinubu enter government, Philosopher * Inno has body odour but when spray perfume, Innocent * Chris na white boy but when Chris enter Naija, Chris Brown * Solo dey always form hard man but when Solo collect head, Solomon * Marvel dey always travel for day time but when Marvel travel for night, Marvellous * Fola had a Benz but when boys steal him Benz, Folarin * Eliza see sure bet9ja odds, Elizabeth * Candy vowed not to fall in love but when Candy see fine boy, Candidate. * Caro was broke and dark but when Caro see money, Carowhite. Add yours 4 Likes |
Business / Re: Cosmas Maduka Hails Stanley Uzochukwu For Repaying ₦150m Loan Without Agreement by lokito: 3:21pm On Apr 07 |
ThinkWISELY: So that you go run abi |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 7th April 2024 by lokito: 3:02pm On Apr 07 |
Liverpool to win. Man U needs to go through another big bad pain to realize that there's need to replace some people. |
Education / Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by lokito: 2:57pm On Apr 07 |
There's something about the grammar construction though - "has burst". I think say English na their language. 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: I Met My Wife Chioma Before I Had Money - Davido (video) by lokito: 6:15pm On Mar 26 |
nlparrot: This your talk is for poor dads. 1 Like 1 Share |
Properties / Re: How Much Will It Cost To Build This Kind Of Small Bungalow? Pictures by lokito: 7:44pm On Mar 24 |
Highest you'll spend is 4m unless you wanna put taste or increase aesthetic. 4 Likes |
Business / Re: Over 50 Jets Storm Rivers For Wigwe’s Burial by lokito: 7:12pm On Mar 09 |
I came here to see private jets instead na Mr Ibu and Wigwe comparison dominate the thread. May God forgive the person that asked that lugubrious and lachrymose question 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Protest: Police Warn Against Violence As Labour Gives Fresh Condions by lokito: 8:21am On Feb 19 |
They are seriously unserious |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by lokito: 10:22pm On Feb 11 |
NEPA people papa refuse to give us light for PH o 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by lokito: 8:39pm On Feb 07 |
Mscheew. Who dey even pound yam for my chest sef? 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by lokito: 10:13pm On Jan 27 |
Kung: The Baba wey do that jazz for you don fail 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by lokito: 10:05pm On Jan 27 |
kokakola: For good fifteen minutes I dey watch cartoon animated match thinking say na the match 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Request: Scrap Machines, Scrap Generators Anything Scrap by lokito: 12:50pm On Jan 09 |
Scrap alternators available |
Politics / Re: How Fubara Fell Out With Wike by lokito: 11:01am On Dec 16, 2023 |
People should learn to type short messages. The stress in Nigeria alone is too much |
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