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Travel / Re: Cameroonian Man Excited As He Relocates From Poland To Nigeria For Better Life by lokito: 9:53pm On Aug 10, 2022
Just one year later una go dey hear
"What sort of a country is this?"
Religion / Re: Woman Teaches Married Couple How To Pray During Sex For God's Blessing At Orgasm by lokito: 12:02am On Aug 09, 2022
Politics / Re: Politicians Recruiting Cultists, Ex-convicts To Cause Trouble In Rivers – Wike by lokito: 9:51pm On Aug 07, 2022
The man has less than 10 months to stay, yet he's looking for scapegoats this period.

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TV/Movies / Re: Beauty Disqualified From Big Brother Naija by lokito: 6:58pm On Aug 07, 2022
I just dey shame for her
Celebrities / Re: After Giving Him All Styles, He Left Me. I Don’t Think I Can Marry Again – Korra by lokito: 7:55pm On Aug 03, 2022
Next move she's gon start sleeping with married men. Life
Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Laments About Traffic In Banana Island After Paying N3bn by lokito: 11:55am On Jul 28, 2022
3bn naira in banana Island. Lies
Health / Re: My Girlfriend After Checking Her HIV Status Told Me This by lokito: 12:19pm On Jul 24, 2022
Babisha10:
Can't u do the test for her urself?
I taya o. Just buy HIV kit test her yourself. Simple
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija Season 7: Full List Of Past Winners & What They Now Do For A Living by lokito: 9:50am On Jul 24, 2022
Wait this thing I'm seeing on channel 198 na big brother house abi big brother boys quarter.
Is there another house ni?
Politics / Re: Osun Election: Aregbesola Posts Cryptic Message On Facebook, Deletes It by lokito: 11:32am On Jul 17, 2022
Pst
Religion / Re: Soludo Demolishes Odumeje’s Church In Anambra This Morning (Pictures) by lokito: 3:17pm On Jul 07, 2022
Chai The Liquid Metal don cool down like Liquid ice block

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Religion / Re: Fr. Evaristus Bassey: ''Virgin Mary Appeared To Church Members In Calabar" by lokito: 11:29pm On Jul 01, 2022
Ijoba85:
It would have been better you were never born cos you are such an unfortunate being joking with your Maker. I hope God forgive your sin cos only Him own your spirit


He's such a nonentity

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Religion / Re: Fr. Evaristus Bassey: ''Virgin Mary Appeared To Church Members In Calabar" by lokito: 11:25pm On Jul 01, 2022
dazzlingd:
grin

Same Virgin Mary whey dey collect doggy from comrade holy spirit

idiot
Religion / Re: Fr. Evaristus Bassey: ''Virgin Mary Appeared To Church Members In Calabar" by lokito: 11:23pm On Jul 01, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:
That means some people must have peeped her kpekus because I can that see she wore a gown

May God forgive your asininity. Idiot
Politics / Re: Philip Aduda is New Senate Minority Leader, Ahmad Lawan Announces Defections by lokito: 1:31pm On Jun 21, 2022
Wahalumm
Politics / Re: Atiku Jettisons PDP Committee Report, To Pick Okowa As Running Mate by lokito: 6:53am On Jun 16, 2022
WORDSENSEI:


https://thisnigeria.com/exclusive-atiku-jettisons-pdp-committee-report-picks-okowa-as-running-mate/

Disclaimer: Please the Hon. Tony Elumelu mentioned here is not the Chairman, UBA, Transcorp, just in case. It's his younger brother who won Delta state rep election.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by lokito: 9:26pm On May 28, 2022
Pure goal
Politics / Re: Wike’s Anointed Candidate, Fubara Emerges PDP Flagbearer In Rivers by lokito: 10:39pm On May 25, 2022
How does a commission declare someone wanted yet the person is winning election in a conspicuous place while the 'declarers' are busy breaking another man's doors and ceilings?

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Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap Many Travellers On Abuja-Kaduna Expressway by lokito: 11:18pm On May 17, 2022
No sane person should travel to Abuja or the North by road for now please. If you're ibo or Yoruba living there look for a way and relocate. No place like home, at least to an extent.
Science/Technology / Re: What Hasn't Been Invented, But Needs To Be ASAP by lokito: 2:31pm On May 15, 2022
Wireless Television

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TV/Movies / Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by lokito: 2:31pm On May 13, 2022
If you weren't such a clotpole, you'd see that...
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Retrieves All He Bought For Girlfriend After He Saw Her With A Guy by lokito: 8:59am On Apr 22, 2022
The blogger is talking nonsense. Absolute balderdash. The guy should return all the fxxks
Celebrities / Re: Fan Thrown Off Stage For Interrupting Davido At Rick Ross' Lagos Concert (Video) by lokito: 6:46am On Apr 16, 2022
Yamayama fan for that matter o. Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Acquires Large Expanse Of Land In Banana Island To Build His Dream Home by lokito: 7:54am On Apr 15, 2022
Very soon if Davido buy new boxers he will post it. Childish

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Crime / Re: Why Did The Prisoner Choose The Bread Instead Of the Key by lokito: 6:49pm On Apr 13, 2022
The entire mindset of the prisoner is to eat first. There is a possibility that he didn't even notice the key. However, let's say he noticed the key, before that move, all he wants first is to eat, get strength to unlock the gate and move.

Even if he goes for the key first, there are hurdles (police and sentries scattered around) to face prior to escape that will require lots of strength.
Religion / Re: Tiffany Trump And Michael Boulos Visit Pastor Paul Adefarasin In Lagos by lokito: 6:31am On Apr 12, 2022
She wanna marry a Lebanese man be that o. Those people get sense pass Mbaise people o.
Tiffany looks pregnant tho
Family / Re: My Experience As A Married Woman Being Best Friends With A Married Man by lokito: 11:30am On Apr 07, 2022
chioma134:
This post was triggered by an earlier post I saw where the poster was having long talks with his friend's wife. I've been in a similar situation. I changed location and had to be separate from my family due to work. I was lonely and needed a friend. I talk with my husband regularly, but his interests are not my interests, so I find that besides household and family matters, we have little else to talk about. I found myself talking to this guy I met when I went for an official assignment. We started as friends, but we became attracted to each other. So when I travelled back to base, we started these long conversations. We're both born-again Christians and both married, so we kept to certain boundaries. I enjoyed conversing with him more than with my spouse. I became consumed with thoughts of him. He also expressed his desire and attraction towards me, but we laughed over it as jokes.

My husband noticed the conversations when I travelled home and became suspicious. He forbade me from speaking with him. He had never seen me have long talks with any friend, talkless of a male one. I informed my friend and he said no problem, he would wait till I travelled back to work base before he would continue. He later travelled to meet his family and conversation became scanty. I realized how much I was addicted to him when I couldn't talk to him as much as I wanted. He returned to base and we continued like before.

I started praying for God to help me overcome these desires. Maybe he also felt the same, because for some reasons I don't know, he reduced the frequency of calls and chats drastically. I didn't try to find out why, just thought the time-off would help me clear out immoral thoughts. But I got hurt when he acted indifferent on one occasion when I felt he should have shown more care. I asked him about it and he pretended not to understand what I was talking about. I read the writing on the wall, and decided to play along. So I said "bye. It was nice meeting you." Part of me was grateful it ended, another part was wishing I could still be with him. I love my husband and children, I cannot come and scatter my home.

He thought I was joking. I was no longer responding to his chats, and when I did, only with monosyllables. He became hurt and accused me of going silent on him. I told him he started it. He wanted me to become defensive, but the Holy Spirit whispered "keep quiet ". So I allowed him rant without saying anything. I thank God I didn't, because I would have exposed how deep my true feelings for him were.

Right now, he chats once in a while, just general "how are you". I say "fine". My feelings have healed and I thank God we didn't continue because I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from an affair if we had eventually had any physical contact. I can categorically say I'm no longer in love with him.

I penned these down for those struggling with similar situations. Just cut off the relationship. Stop conversation, chatting, or physical contact. Then pray for God to help you overcome those lusty feelings.

This should be like the best terse story I've read here recently. Not that first thread littered around with windfall-buffeted promiscuous sinners

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Education / Re: Kenyan Trying To Mock Nigeria English by lokito: 10:23pm On Mar 28, 2022
iLegendd:
Exactly what I would've done. Though, our Nigerian tutor made three mistakes sha, but the Kenyan goat won't notice.

1. Contest for context (I blame his autocorrect).
2. Who thinks, but he wrote who think.
3. The last line, after Nigeria, deserves a period.

Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply. cheesy

100% oppression and confidence. grin

~sha~
"Las las, the Kenyan goat go dey fear to reply"
TV/Movies / Re: Will Smith Faces Losing His Oscar For Slapping Chris Rock by lokito: 10:06pm On Mar 28, 2022
Antoeni:
*Being a second wife to a right Person Is better than being a first wife to a wrong man.*Ladies think very well.
Jada is An Woman

An? Who be this na

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TV/Movies / Re: Will Smith Faces Losing His Oscar For Slapping Chris Rock by lokito: 10:03pm On Mar 28, 2022
Uprightness100:
All I see that happened there was purely a Staged Satanic ritual.

First of all Mr. Smith moved up there with the hidden hand Sign/symbol ( If you know u know). And when u see the stage of the Oscars, it's all decorated with the illuminanti symbols.

Don't be Deceived by them. It's all a distraction. A Distraction to Distract the world from what is Needful and to engage the world Inhabitants in non essentials.

Who be this one now
Celebrities / Re: Portable Plans Wedding With His 2nd Baby Mama(video) by lokito: 5:39am On Mar 28, 2022
WiszyFraud:
This one wan use white pvssy and s*X tie this unserious man down. grin


If this man I’m seeing here was broke and struggling, i swear to god, this girl for even slap am if e try to approach her cheesy


Men, y’all better wisen Up mehnn.
If these girls deceiving y’all with love was in your current position, financially, them no go recognise you as human being sha lipsrsealed

i suggest we treat them same way,
No human is more superior to the other ✌️

I hope you read the part where she was called Baby Mama. One year ago, the Zazoo crooner was broke and this same lady still gave birth for him.
Travel / Re: My Plan To Relocate To Uk by lokito: 5:16pm On Feb 21, 2022
ifytrik:
First of all if it's true you have a business that is fetching such amount of money on a weekly basis then relocating to the UK or any other country shouldn't be an option right now, you should be thinking of expanding your business and not traveling outside, if aliko dangote and femi otedola are based in Nigeria then I see no reason you should be thinking of relocating outside when your business is booming and fetching you good money,keep expanding your business and watch yourself become a billionaire in few years, that is if you none yahoo boy ogrin

Please where did you read 1.5m on a weekly basis? Just made me waste time scrolling up again

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Education / Re: Have You Ever Forgotten The Spelling Of A Word In An Exam, What Was The Word? by lokito: 11:48am On Feb 10, 2022
Ai, eff

If

And I read am o

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