That test reminds me of an adage
"Monkey dey sleep baboon dey wake am"
Wetin e dey find? Palava oooo

campbelljosh:
How many fire she don fight make we hear

That girl, fear no go let am near Ciga smoke sef

why wont they share her. Bros If you see that girl's ass on Instagram, you'll lick your phone screen

Fmartin:
your ex mistakenly credited your account with 100k, will you return it?

I'll spend the money on my NEXT.
return kini? Oloriburuku EX

forreelinc:
hahaha she looks like rasputia from norbit

LOL!!! Weeeench

Daddy freeze is also not perfect

Grammatical equivalence!!!

Your piston rings are weak and needs replacement.
Also confirm that your plugs soak oil too

People are looking at figure 8. forget the dress first.
Second pix nailed it

Something inside by Jonathan Meyers Rhys
Elastic heart by sia
Send my love by Adele

Your babe is a sweet girl I love her reactions. Keep her safe pls

Stupid question. I'll choose my Ex cos I loved and still love her. Unfortunately she's getting married this month.

I dedicate this song to her:

"Send my love to your new lover" by Adele

ladyF:
So if you can't toast her in all these places, where will she be toasted?

It's LadyF again.

In a bread-toasting machine

It's LOKITO again

carlkenny:
Dat dude resembles drake....Just saying!
2nd pic far right

You mean, resembles Drake's father?

Daughter looks older than Mum and Grandma.
Child looks cute

These leaders of the effed-up APC rookie. SMH!!!

Nigeria actually needs an EFCC boss that would one day probe even Mr. President not a Mr President-remote-controlled boss

DickDastardly:
Incestous?

And sanguineous

If you ever argue with an idiot. He/She will bring you down to his/her level and beat you mercilessly with experience.

@Pastor, ignore them!!!

YES, they will be sad because our leader of the free world rookie is coming to cause more harm than good again if time is not taken. #BabaGoSlow#

33 cha Owuashi!!!

HOH task. All of us go kill ourselves there tomorrow. No sékè

Introduce this one to your parents for marriage. Them go just shake their head say "YANSH NO GO KILL U"

To spell the guy name well sef OP no fit. Complete the topic no way. Who dey pursue you @OP

Quite rampant here in Port Harcourt. People are turning it to their own Oil and Gas business already

Kiss Daniel own na lie

greenhulk:


This car (motorcycle actually )is not as expensive as a Toyota Camry of the same year.

You dey talk any how

Bisola sure pass

wawu!!! so these guys are still into music?

^^^ My brother I just taya. We dey find our president here dem dey talk about Lady gaga belle. Mschew

Surely he's bigger than all these show offs

OP didn't even get the spelling of that filthy ponzi scheme

Army man ask you to bring your phone. You begin speak English "I know my fundamental human right"
The slapping go be like BANGER