WINDSOW:

God bless you.
Na una talk wetin sweet me. I wish they pummel the wereyy till he pass out. NPF don destroy many innocent lives.

I dey tell you

Very stubborn Houthis. You dey look for trouble for person wey pass you.

Why are all the terror!sts from one particular religion!

NEPA should first go and check if he bypassed his meter o. Abi na generator him go use?

Omo, GWR go day which kind country Nigeria bi sef. They don see shege for Naija hands.

Well, when it gets to breastsucking-a-thon, make una tell me.

The NPF I know, the ASP didn't just comply to re-park, he must have tried to "show" himself that he's a police officer.

Army don't punish someone just like that, except you proved stubborn.

Well, they gave him a pill of his own medicine.

Hard man, hard man, small threat...you don dey fear.


2024 is still young to start all these wahala o.

VeryDarkMan o, Tonto Dikeh o....all of them should get out.

Very good.

So that all these nonsense Facebook scammers will allow us to rest.

Yeye dey smell.

No president in 8 years made policy somersault like Tinubu has done in 7 months.

Master strategist in the mud.

PDP, the looters party.

They can have states, but never again will they smell Aso Rock. Nonsense party.

Wike, focus on Abuja and leave Simi Fubara for us in Rivers. You can't eat your cake and have it.

Allow Simi so that people that got civil service job can resume. They have been waiting since last year.

Betta Edu is their "food", so they want to give her soft landing.


Betta Edu, an impatient th!ef.

Righteousness2, what do you have to say about this?

Adeolaogunfeko:
They should try and rectify it please

The day I go need you to edit something for me now, I no go see you.

Tinubu is actually groping in the dark. No offense.

A president who is always asking for sacrifices from citizens but refused to do same. His aides and others in his government are not instilling frugality.

Even the Bible said give alcohol to fóólish people.

I have always known that Mohbad's father has something up his sleeve.

A man whose son died, and he was looking for public sympathy by making unnecessary utterances.

The whole case is just about pinning it on this innocent Mohbad's wife. But God will fight her battles

Zonefree:
God is not aware of a country called Nigeria. They don't discuss Nigeria in Heaven.

You cracked me up

Nna, I feel like tagging two babes that I know.

What formed your opinion that the baby is not yours?

Stop looking for what is not lost.

It's a trap. If Simi Fubara actually signed those directives, then he's a cowaard.

An Ijaw man should have some balls and not behaving like an ekuke dog

Simi Fubara is a heavy disgrace to the whole Ijaw nation.

An Ijaw man is basically a proud and stubborn person who doesn't accept intimidation.

OfficialAPCNig:
Gathering of idiots.

Their resolutions and deliberations are not binding on the Governor.

If they continue to constitute nuisance, Governor SIM should immediately arrest them for treason.

😂😂😂

This is the next step

Ya Kpotuba

femi4:
It's a bad habit. Anytime you feel like doing it, put dry pepper, engine oil etc on your fingers till your body adjust to the new you

What makes it bad?

Lol. Very difficult to stop

I do too. It keeps my fingers short and neat.

fineboynl:
Beans half painter N1800
Ogbono 4 cups N4000
Egusi 3 cups N900
Red oil bottle 1200
Onions 500
Stock fish 800
Salt 200
Time and curry 200
Stars cube 400

Total N10,000

Which City?

Ogbono here is 1500 per cup. Beans is 3k for custard. Red oil is 2100.

vazsily:
No be if she gree sit down! My matter dey really complicated. Things are expensive now and it's not funny. She no dey hear. Na to run dey my mind. Bcoz at the rate we dey go na BP remain for me. How do I even make her understand. She go market comes back and nah over cooking. I go the market, same thing. If say these kids are already grown, I swear I will walk away.

I think you are tired of the marriage and already looking for flimsy excuse to walk away.

Does she know your income or you are one of those that hide their salary from their wives?

See bro, discuss with her, let her know you are not running a charity organization. Help her map out how she could be frugal. Most women don't understand "Cash Flow Management".

onlinediva:
As for me, no car brand or model is BAD.

I can point to our roads, mechanics, car parts sellers, economy, maintenance culture, driving habits, ignorance, stingyness, etc. in Nigeria as the ones BAD!!!

Do you AGREE or DISAGREE with me?

If you AGREE, you can point to other things I didn't include up there.

If you DISAGREE, let us see your reason(s).

Strongly agreed 💯

Technology has improved! Barring Performance and Drivability, that new Chinese vehicle will last longer than your tokunbo Toyota.

Spandau:


When monkeys type.

Mûmû

Why should Benin pay him?

Wasn't he supposed to disappear with his mystical power before he was arrested?

His magicians should be the ones to him for that global disgrace of not being able to disappear.

Portable of all people?

They have destroyed Christianity. Well, are they even Christians?

emkz:


https://punchng.com/emefiele-pumped-n10tn-into-economy-through-quasi-fiscal-activities-cardoso/?amp

I hate it when politicians complain about what they met

Oga, all these theory doesn't work. You people were aware that Buhari wrecked Nigeria and agreed to come and solve the issues.

Why complain now?

Wike is working overtime.

Anyway, agreement is agreement. He gave Tinubu River's vote, so Tinubu must reciprocate.