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Crime / Re: Residents Wake Up To Find Their Transformer Fuse Box Stolen (Pitures/Video) by lonelydora: 9:29am On Jul 09
officialwdhtvv:
Moment residents wake up in the morning to find out their transformer is missing after their light went off at night shocked shocked shocked

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Osh0_9iEk

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9MOgJet-qL/?igsh=OG14M3RqcWx1ajBy

Hold NEPA officials responsible.

Na who sabi about something go fit th!ef am.
Politics / Re: EEDC To Refund ₦11.8bn To South-East Customers Over Crazy Bills by lonelydora: 9:26am On Jul 09
Please o,

Ohafia LGA in Abia State should get 90% of that money.

EEDC mere anyi aru!
Romance / Re: Do Men Prefer Dating Bigger Girls? by lonelydora: 10:21pm On Jul 06
Fairview1:
Men be honest… would you date someone who’s a little chubby? I feel like men only want skinny woman these days and that’s something I have never been.

Dating has been super hard for me and I’m wondering if it’s because I’m a little thicker than most females I know, I’m not talking obsessed but thicker for sure.

So, men… does weight matter to you when it comes to choosing a lady to date? Be honest, let's talk.

First, are you the one on the dp?
Travel / Re: Driver’s Two Legs Broken In A Lagos Road Accident, LASTMA Says by lonelydora: 9:55pm On Jul 05
You live in Naija, going out and coming back in peace is a testimony.

A country where numerous unknowns abound. Thank God for life
Politics / Re: Fubara Breaks Silence On Appeal Court Ruling On Lawmakers by lonelydora: 8:29pm On Jul 05
Asgard13:
One thing is clear as air

Fubara will complete his 8 years and still have his man succeed him

E sure

Yoruba and their new god can go to place of the fallen and call on their new god Wike for more magic ..

Plus Wike minus Yoruba people

Wike will be retired from rivers soon.

The hate alone from his people .. fit make an relicate to Yoruba land for Yoruba love grin

People who know nothing about Rivers politics keep making noise.

Fubara will complete his 8 years wheth Wike likes it or not.

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Crime / Re: Security Guard About To Sell Car Left In His Custody Nabbed By Police In Niger by lonelydora: 8:21pm On Jul 05
Don't drive Camry or Corolla without better tracker.

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Filmed Fighting A Young Man While Carrying His Gun (Video) by lonelydora: 6:06pm On Jul 05
Nigerian police is the most vseless organization I have seen in my life.

Meanwhile, don't struggle or argue with an armed man.

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Politics / Re: Queues Resurface As NNPC Incurs $6 Billion Petrol Payment Backlogs by lonelydora: 5:57pm On Jul 05
I have been saying it..

Mele Kyari should be in jail immediately after his tenure just like Godwin Emefiele. But then, when will his tenure end? Go and read the PIB well.

Nigeria will be not be doing justice to herself if Hadi Sirika, Mele Kyari, and Yakubu Mahmud are not jailed like Godwin Emefiele.

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Politics / Re: Defence HQ Gives Reasons For School Of Islamic Affairs by lonelydora: 5:17pm On Jul 05
Just imagine?

And the DHQ forgot that religion causes a lot of division in organizations.

Well, anything a government agency denies is 100% true

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Crime / Re: Thief Who Invaded Church Building To Steal Tithe And Offering Money Gets Stuck by lonelydora: 5:13pm On Jul 05
debbiebianca2:
A yet to be identify suspected thief who invaded a church building to steal their tithe and offer money gets stuck in their burglary. Holy Spirit arrested him and made him stuck in the window.

Watch video below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9BOR-WAX2g

They should leave him there for like 3 days.

Meanwhile, why should a church leave money in the church? Don't they have a bank account?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Keir Starmer Moves Into 10 Downing Street As British Prime Minister (Pictures) by lonelydora: 5:07pm On Jul 05
See oyibo life na.

No court injunctions. No midnight wuruwuru.

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Politics / Re: FG Increases Mining Rates, Decries Non-Remittance by lonelydora: 5:00pm On Jul 05
Nonsense

Were they paying before?

Go to Zamfara or Kebbi and see how they are mining our mineral resoue.

The oil in Niger Delta is for Nigeria and the solid minerals in the North is for Northerners alone.

One Nigeria....we hail thee.

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Travel / Re: Truck Kills Conductor On Nteje-Awka-Onitsha Expressway by lonelydora: 4:58pm On Jul 05
What's all these trucks kiiilling people in Onitsha? The MOT and FRSC should do something about the road worthiness of trucks in Anambra.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested With Nearly 10 Kg Of Heroin And Meth In Cambodia by lonelydora: 4:56pm On Jul 05
Haa, na deeath straight o.

All those countries now dey hear "sorry" o.

People no dey hear word. Why do drugs when many are not making it? Na wa o

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Education / Re: Gale Of Deaths Hits Varsity Lecturers In The North by lonelydora: 4:55pm On Jul 05
God giveth and God taketh.

They should reduce whatever atrocities going on in the school.

Both students and lecturers don fvck sotey the gods of the land are angry.

Anyway, may their souls RIP

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Politics / Re: Ukum Crisis: Full Military Intervention Has Been Ordered To Curb Menace, Alia by lonelydora: 4:50pm On Jul 05
Benue shouldn't rely on the government o

Benue should stamp their feet and fight these Fulanis bullet for bullet, lives for lives, matchete for matchete.

Match every assault with a greater assault. Match one bullet with tens of bullets, match every life taken with tens of lives. That way, they will remain loyal in your community.

The worst thing any community can do is to protest after Fulani kiiillings. They will assume the community is weak.

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Pets / Re: Lady Tearfully Reveals What Her Dog Did To Her Car (Video) by lonelydora: 10:32pm On Jun 21
You look finish carry dog go keep on top car foamy seat. Dog wey dey like tear foam?

This is why many oyibo prefer cats to dogs.
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Lawyer Writes Dammy Krane Over Defamation & False Accusation Of Murder by lonelydora: 10:29pm On Jun 21
When they need competency, they go to Igbo people. Why not use your tribe's lawyer?

It's only an Igbo president that can change this country.
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Worrisome Corporate Exodus - Punch Editorial by lonelydora: 4:39pm On Jun 21
ojinuocheibi:
this bragging is why I hate ibos

Your hatred has no meaning. Igbos are far better then you Afonjas
Politics / Re: In Response To "Why Does Petrol Colour Differ" Previously Posted by lonelydora: 4:37pm On Jun 21
zealousayo:


Oh the ...Dora in your username made me think you're a woman.

My mail: zealousayo@gmail.com

I'm not o
Politics / Re: Reintroduced National Anthem Could Have Prevented Banditry – Akpabio by lonelydora: 2:20pm On Jun 19
hurryup123:
Does akpabio Drink/smoke?

He does, definitely
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Worrisome Corporate Exodus - Punch Editorial by lonelydora: 2:19pm On Jun 19
Honor10:



Keep fooling yourself.

No igbo man is complaining yet you guys open multiple thread everyday to complain and wail about Nigeria economy?

You need your brain check

Since all of you Afonjas pretend to not see all that is going on, we open those threads to let you see them.
Politics / Re: You’re To Reduce Poverty, Not To Escalate It – Labour Party To Tinubu by lonelydora: 11:09am On Jun 19
ariesbull:


They said he built Lagos

Which Lagos? The one I know or another one?
Politics / Re: Dawisu Explains What Happened Between Ganduje And Sanusi by lonelydora: 11:05am On Jun 19
Someone should summarize the story
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Worrisome Corporate Exodus - Punch Editorial by lonelydora: 5:47am On Jun 19
No backing down!

Whoever that is tired of standing on his mandate should carry chair and sit down.

Have you seen any Igbo man complain about the economy? No tribe is better prepared for the worst in Nigeria than the Igbo people.

You all thought you are doing Peter Obi and Obidients. Ngwanu... Tinubu must finish his two terms o.

Una never see anything.

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Politics / Re: From Kano, Kaduna To Rivers - Political Realignment Ahead Of 2027 by lonelydora: 5:37am On Jun 19
I always laugh whenever I see comments like this from people who really don't understand Rivers state.

See eh, politics in Rivers is not what you can predict ab initio. It doesn't have any template.

In Rivers, the power belongs to the people, and the people always follow whoever that is in control of the money, in this case, Simi Fubara.

Realignment or not, Rivers can never be an APC state, and Wike understands this. It can't work.

Wike lost the fight even before it started. You need to understand the dynamics of Rivers politics.

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Politics / Re: You’re To Reduce Poverty, Not To Escalate It – Labour Party To Tinubu by lonelydora: 5:32am On Jun 19
Tinubu has nothing to offer now. I have been shouting it since. A leopard cannot change its spots.

My advice to Nigerians is, have little or no expectation from this present government.

That way, you won't be getting angry unnecessarily with their shenanigans.

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Politics / Re: Rivers: Pro-Fubara lawmakers To screen LG Caretaker Committees today (see List) by lonelydora: 5:05am On Jun 19
Correct! Ya kpotuba!

Wait o... Number 7 on Akuku Toru LGA is my friend o. Congratulations to him. Make I call am sef.

Number 2 on Andoni LGA is an Abia state man.

Number 7 on Asari Toru LGA is an Hausa man

Ah-ah! Evans Bipi (Ogu/Bolo) still dey?

Congratulations to all! On Fubara's mandate we shall stand

Wike don expire like okirika cloth. Make him go rest.

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Politics / Re: Stop Storing Cooked Food In Refrigerator For More Than Three Days -NAFDAC by lonelydora: 4:59am On Jun 19
In this Tinubu economy?

Madam, no bi all Nigerians dey thief public money like una o.

So, a mother that makes stew or soup that should last one week for the whole family should throw it away after 3 days?

What's the essence of having a freezer or fridge?

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Crime / Re: Stanley Overmureye: Man Allegedly Murders His 6-Year-Old Daughter In Delta by lonelydora: 5:34pm On Jun 18
TLE900:
Its in Agbarho and not Ughelli

It happened in Sapele too.

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