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Romance / Re: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 11:01am On Jun 27, 2022
koyyess:


By what? A weak brain?

You are digressing with an imagination you w@nk to on a daily after frying your brain with p0rn. What do you expect?

You lack self control now.

Try again "Mr I am moved but I don't like it".

no worry your pics are coming out soon
Romance / Re: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 11:00am On Jun 27, 2022
TrollsNeverDies:
how far?
mods no get Joy oh but I don get new way to generate monikers after temp mail got banned.
make we destroy these lesbians
omo them dey vex o but their ban no dey catch me. See how many mods ban me but shame to them, I still dey use am. I wonder wetin my longpreek do them grin

Romance / Re: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 9:20am On Jun 27, 2022
koyyess:
Some one mentioned me and his comment got deleted so I didn't get to read it.

Some people are really dumb.
this popular pedophile and criminal, u never die if hiv yet?
Politics / Re: 2023: Labour Party Will Labour In Vain - Soludo Mocks Peter Obi by LONGPREEK(m): 4:06am On Jun 27, 2022
He resemble ekweremadu
Romance / Re: 100k NAIRA GIVE AWAY. Gving Out 10k Each To 10 by LONGPREEK(m): 8:21pm On Jun 26, 2022
Up up up
Crime / Re: Wesley Pessano Santarem, Crypto Trader, Shot Dead In Brazil by LONGPREEK(m): 4:02pm On Aug 09, 2021
brazil remains one of the most rugged countries i have ever visited. they got one of the best pussies though.
that guys death must be drug related or he bleeped a top drug lord babe. Brazilians wont kill u because u flaunted riches . mess with a drug lord girl or family or mess with a drug lord and u are a goner.
just go there and enjoy their women and carnivals and go back and you are good

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Romance / Re: Mention that Troublesome Nairalander You'll Be Surprised To See In Heaven by LONGPREEK(m): 6:38pm On Aug 08, 2021
Catfishing:
FatherChristmas Satan/InspectorLawal Longpreek cheesy grin
omg cheesy cheesy cheesy i don laugh like idiot tire. grin grin

Food / Re: Food Items I Bought With 78K - Man Shares Shocking Pictures by LONGPREEK(m): 2:20am On Aug 05, 2021
people like that tout should be arrested
Health / Re: Getting Over Addictions.. by LONGPREEK(m): 8:14pm On Aug 04, 2021
pure olosho

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Romance / Re: Squirting by LONGPREEK(m): 8:13pm On Aug 04, 2021
olosho on the loose
Romance / Re: How I Taught A Desperate Yahoo Guy A Lesson He Will Never Forget by LONGPREEK(m): 8:12pm On Aug 04, 2021
NgoziLovelyn:
How I taught a desperate Yahoo guy a lesson he will never forget

This story is so paramount that I share it. It's looking as if almost every Nigerian youth is into one fraud or the other. We understand the economy is not helping matters, but must they all join Yahoo yahoo? And because majority are joining the illegitimate business, they are now engaging in all sort of dirty and evil dealings just to beat up with the competition. This desperate Yahoo guy thought he can mess with the destiny of every girl he sees, but he doesn't know that, there are some meat that are very hard to chew.
My name is Linda Ebo and this is my story of how I taught a Yahoo guy a very peppery lesson he will never forget. Read the full story from Ngozilovelyn.com

https://ngozilovelyn.com/2021/08/how-i-taught-a-desperate-yahoo-guy-a-lesson-he-will-never-forget.html
la click la run madt

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TV/Movies / Re: Liquorose: Phyno Gave Me N300,000 After Dancing To His Song by LONGPREEK(m): 6:41pm On Aug 04, 2021
Kriss216:

To beg an Olosho to dance to your song is foolishness. Good songs don't need validations from oloshos!
i am shocked at the way these simps glorify these oloshos
TV/Movies / Re: Liquorose: Phyno Gave Me N300,000 After Dancing To His Song by LONGPREEK(m): 6:40pm On Aug 04, 2021
and u drank his cum
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Edited Facebook Post On Hushpuppi 12 Times Before Deleting - Kakanda by LONGPREEK(m): 5:30pm On Aug 04, 2021
BinamRex:


Why did you quote me with this rubbish? Stupid idiot! Senseless mofo!
because u are writing trash
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by LONGPREEK(m): 4:46pm On Aug 04, 2021
tongue

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Edited Facebook Post On Hushpuppi 12 Times Before Deleting - Kakanda by LONGPREEK(m): 4:44pm On Aug 04, 2021
BinamRex:


And the funny thing is that, Abba Kyari has no reason to be afraid of the FBI. The FBI won't torture him. They will just interrogate him and make him take a lie detector test.
yeeh then rent a Gucci apartment and give him 4 wh.ores, 1 sucks his left nipple , the other sucks his right nipple , the other sucks his balls and the other sucks his dick till he bust abi?

Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Edited Facebook Post On Hushpuppi 12 Times Before Deleting - Kakanda by LONGPREEK(m): 4:39pm On Aug 04, 2021
Massiveglory:
If Abba Kyari, a so called super cop with all the Military training is afraid of visiting the FBI, then anyone who insults Nnamdi Kanu for doing his thing from London and Igboho sunday for fleeeing Nigeria, has cobweb in the brain.
u mean the ipob and the skull miner?

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