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Politics / Re: Buhari’s $22.7 Billion Loan Spending Plan: $1.25bn For Abuja Rail, $500m For NTA by LongThickPenis(m): 8:35pm On Mar 06, 2020
Vague ......I'm not convinced. No sane human being or nation will borrow up to 60%of it's national foreign reserve

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Crime / Re: Wife Attacks Side Chick Who Made Her Husband Request For Anal Sex From Her by LongThickPenis(m): 8:30pm On Feb 29, 2020
gypsey:
This is pure physical assault. she had no right to attack the innocent girl. she should go attack her husband, besides she cannot prove her stupeed claims.



very ugly fat and angry woman, that's why her husband went for a more pretty slim calm younger woman.


The body language of the girl shows guilt.if it was alive,she would fight back
Food / Re: Snake And Cane Rat For Dinner (Photos) by LongThickPenis(m): 9:36pm On Feb 28, 2020
Jbleenk:


Oh really? What snake is it?

It is a gaboon viper. Very risky venomous snake. Even cutting off the head, these guys took a risk. Some vipers give birth to young live. Imagine cutting g open a pregnant one and being bitten by the young about to be birthed
Politics / Re: Lagos Embarks On “Operation Show Your Planning Permit” (photos) by LongThickPenis(m): 6:02pm On Feb 26, 2020
They are foolish. Do they not have record of all planning approvals given with addresses? Like PHCN asking for copy of paid bill when you pay to them. They should have up to date live online record of payment. Likewise for approval since it is computerized and govt has record.
If there is fake approval, it is from their staff

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Maersk Group Test Invitation, Please Help!!! by LongThickPenis(m): 12:56pm On Feb 26, 2020
Akpanmary76:
Facility Maintenance Coordinator
Hi. Have you heard anything from them since the tests? Who has heard from them since after the tests
Music/Radio / Re: The Worst Lines Ever Used By Musicians In Songs by LongThickPenis(m): 12:14pm On Feb 25, 2020
Banana fall on you
Science/Technology / Re: Video Of A Manatee Dragged Along The Road In Niger Delta Region Sparks Outrage . by LongThickPenis(m): 12:11pm On Feb 25, 2020
ursullalinda:
Didn't know I will feel for an animal like this....it's was just too cruel!

The skin would peel. Just like things human and dragging him behind a car. The animal was in pain. It should be punishable by 10 years hard labour

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Romance / Re: In A Relationship With A Single Mom; Please Advise by LongThickPenis(m): 8:32am On Feb 24, 2020
WilliamsTheGrea:
Hello everyone, my name is Williams, I'm a young guy of 26 years old currently engaged to a very pretty young lady who is 24 years old

I do business online and earn good income before I decided to find a lady and settle down with and luckily I found a good one who is decent and don't flirt around or do social media's like whatsapp or Facebook. Hardly receives calls, not friendly with males lol (I managed to woo her through a church member)

We have been 1 year into the relationship now and we are to get married next month but guys the problem I am having now is that she has a child for another man which is her ex she was with when she was young she gave birth at age 20, we dated for about 7 months before she told me this.

Ever since then I haven't really been myself, the child is a male child who lives with her mother but recently the mother called her to come carry the child as she can no longer look after him due to him being a very stubborn boy, the child is 4 years old.

Now she has gone to bring the child to our home, a two bedroom apartment, I'm a kind of guy who loves peaceful environment with no single drop of noise, now ever since the child came in about a week now, I have not had peace, we have quarreled several times because of the child, I'm not really comfortable with the child because I can't love another man's child as my own

My girlfriend is yet to give me a child of my own, the child runs around and doesn't listen except when beaten and each time I beat the boy up when he does wrong my girlfriend looks at me with hatred like I'm maltreating the boy because I'm not the father.

Please guys help me I don't know what to do but I can't cope with the child, I remember paying the child school fees about 3 times since we are together because the child's father isn't doing anything at all.

Now today is the child's birthday and she is asking me for money to get him cake and take him out.


My people of nairaland I cannot accept another man's child no matter what I love the mother but not the child the connection is just now there because the boy isn't of my character I'm a calm man, very calm but the boy is very radical and stubborn children irritate me so much.

I don't know what to do.

Each time this child topic comes up between I and my girlfriend she becomes bitter.

She says she will never take the child to the father or the family of the father that she must raise the child herself.

I don't think I can help train anothrr man child whom in the end will go and find his father after he is all grown.

Please I need advice, she says over her death body will she return the child to the father

I'm not comfortable in my own home.

A lot of things running through my mind like to break up with her for peace to reign

Or rent another apartment for her and the boy to go live in.

Please I need matured advice
Leaver her.

She is a liability

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Properties / Re: This Building Located At Iyana Era, Along Badagry Expressway, Ijanikin, Lagos by LongThickPenis(m): 1:55pm On Feb 23, 2020
Ishilove:

If he is catching fun with this kind of username then how do we expect the millennials to act? Aren't we supposed to be a good example? Of all the funny usernames to choose from, it is oloko thick and long he chose; a username he can't proudly share in public if perchance he is asked for his social media accounts.

He is a marlian.

I'm not a Marlian. Never will be. Wanted to respond to you but changed my mind. Since it's all banter. If you wanna know my other handle on IG, check @mademen.com.ng
Properties / Re: This Building Located At Iyana Era, Along Badagry Expressway, Ijanikin, Lagos by LongThickPenis(m): 1:53pm On Feb 23, 2020
millhouse:
if you know who wrote that eh ... kai , that year

The person who wrote it was in my class, set. Now works with Keystone bank last time I met him last year. Our set had rascals with intellect
Properties / Re: This Building Located At Iyana Era, Along Badagry Expressway, Ijanikin, Lagos by LongThickPenis(m): 12:39am On Feb 23, 2020
cr7lomo:


U remember ashafar and nengi Gogo ??
Yes waliu and his brother Fatai Ashafa, princes of oba of Ijanikin. Williams Jimabo. What set were u. I passed out in 95

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Properties / Re: This Building Located At Iyana Era, Along Badagry Expressway, Ijanikin, Lagos by LongThickPenis(m): 12:35am On Feb 23, 2020
Excel70:

Are you a civil engineer?

No. An Estate Surveyor and Valuer with proclivity for real estate development

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Properties / Re: This Building Located At Iyana Era, Along Badagry Expressway, Ijanikin, Lagos by LongThickPenis(m): 9:44pm On Feb 22, 2020
I attended FGC Ijanikin. During our annual Era mini marathon, we run past the building. Back then in the 90s we observed, the building is sinking. When I last passed there, I noticed some windows were on sand level to show extent of sinking. Money was wasted. I don't think proper soil tests were done

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Maersk Group Test Invitation, Please Help!!! by LongThickPenis(m): 8:36pm On Feb 20, 2020
nuel000:
I have been invited by maersk group to take their professional learning index(PLI) test and PI test please. Help me with an idea of what to expect
Just normal quantitative aptitude and self appraisal
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Maersk Group Test Invitation, Please Help!!! by LongThickPenis(m): 8:35pm On Feb 20, 2020
abbasajao:


Like 2 months?

Enh shocked :oso far? Other people on Glassdoor worldwide say it took them few days to couple of weeks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Maersk Group Test Invitation, Please Help!!! by LongThickPenis(m): 8:34pm On Feb 20, 2020
nuel000:
did you do it with your phone?

No on laptop last week
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Maersk Group Test Invitation, Please Help!!! by LongThickPenis(m): 5:44pm On Feb 20, 2020
Hi guys!
After that, what next ? How long before they get back to an applicant after the PLI and PI tests
Politics / Re: Governor Zulum: We Need 100,000 Soldiers To Defeat Boko Haram by LongThickPenis(m): 9:04pm On Feb 19, 2020
This country Is a joke. Buhari is claiming boo haram is defeated. Governor is claiming they need 100,000 soldiers. Sick joke of a nation
Literature / Re: 5 Reasons Love Scenes Are Important In Storytelling by LongThickPenis(m): 8:17am On Feb 19, 2020
Love scenes are important but must be played by competent actors and actresses. Nigerian actors are half baked also partly because of our money for love values, romantic scenes are not appealing
Car Talk / Re: Which Car Was Your First Car? by LongThickPenis(m): 10:03am On Feb 09, 2020
Lexus RX330 2005 model. Lovely and efficient car
Career / Re: I Commented 'What A Nice Picture' On My Boss' Photo And She Is Taking It Up by LongThickPenis(m): 8:37pm On Jan 20, 2020
Lol. grin
Gbege. Reply her. Tell her " sorry ma, I meant to say the picture is not fine"

On a more serious note. Women are unpredictable creatures. Especially in office environments, keep your impressions about opposite sex to yourself. Especially when the boss is a woman. Women play the gender and sexual harassment card at the slightest offence
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Kill That Devil Stopping You From Getting Your Dream Job by LongThickPenis(m): 3:03pm On Jan 20, 2020
Amen
Car Talk / Re: Accident Or Car Arson? by LongThickPenis(m): 5:34pm On Jan 19, 2020
Insurance fraud. Check well . The guy has new comprehensive insurance policy of less than one month
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is A 130k Job Including Tithing Be Considered A Good Job? by LongThickPenis(m): 12:11pm On Jan 19, 2020
The church that did not help you when you were jobless, you want to pay now that God has smiles on you. Instead of tithing, give the ten percent to charity or save for your unborn kids. God will understand your situation

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Crime / Re: Ignatius Odunukwe Kidnappers & Killers Arrested, Corpse Recovered (Graphic Video by LongThickPenis(m): 11:59am On Jan 19, 2020
Nigerian police encouraging suspect to contaminate evidence on crime scene. I give up
TV/Movies / Re: Many Naija Artistes Hide Behind Beats - Double Six On "The Local Talk Podcast" by LongThickPenis(m): 9:09pm On Jan 16, 2020
True

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Celebrities / Re: Dakore Egbuson And Olumide Akande's Marriage Crash Rumour by LongThickPenis(m): 8:25pm On Jan 10, 2020
I suspected when I saw her kissing RMD recklessly in the drama Castle and Castle on Ebony life TV.

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Politics / Re: Qasem Soleimani: Buhari Keeps Mum Over Assassination Of General, 72 Hours After by LongThickPenis(m): 8:23am On Jan 06, 2020
What do you want him to say? When men are talking, children don't get involved. Serious countries are fighting, you are calling corrupt pretenders to put mouth

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