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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Things We Hate Most About Being Nigerian (Pics). by LordFreepon(m): 7:54am On Jul 15, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
People like you are the problems of Nigeria, they lick white men's ass, You haven't been to any foreign country in the world, how do you come to conclussion about what you said about Nigeria ??
I can help you buy some senses because you need them.
you're the most unintelligent person in the world.
You're stuck in Nigeria and probably never been to any country to see how things are done.

1. Hypocrisy : Nigeria likes foreign goods ?? In America, we import 70% of what we use.

2. Always showing off ?? Really ?? Have you been to a country where they value Nike or Adidas sneakers and live on borrowed things ?? 90% of Americans don't pay cash when they buy things.

3. Accept corrupt as the norm : Nigeria is not corrupt, have you been to China ?? You need to go to China to know what corruption mean.

4. We hate our Environment : My first day in America, i got to Miami Florida and was so disappointed, i would prefer Ajegunle to what i saw, Do you think America is what they show you on TV ?? Have you been to Queens New York ?? Alabama ?? Mississippi, Louisiana ??

5. We kill animals ?? Really, we kill anything, everything and eat everything in America. We kill and eat Raccoons, rattle snakes, turtles, hogs,Mouse, els, bats, anything you can think of, if we catch that dolphin, e no go believe wetin we go do to him

You're just a hypocrite that needs to travel around the world and stop saying bad things about Nigeria.

You're lame

chai!!! Pple too dey showcase o, bro you wan temme say the features wey the poster list no be true??

And why you come the tell us your first dae in America (you be the biggest problem wey 9ja get)

infact nah you LAME PASS!

I hav vex!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by LordFreepon(m): 10:58pm On Jul 05, 2016
ThugBoy:
with Your flat head like skeleton meat pie.....

abeg wch one be skeleton meat pie, abi you jst freestyle am now. . .like say you even know wetin wey be meat pie den.
Jokes Etc / Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by LordFreepon(m): 10:41pm On Jul 05, 2016
Brazil win world cup, everybody the shout brazil brazil brazil!!!, you run inside house go kari your mama brazier kum out the shout brazie brazie brazie!!!

You dey inside canoe mess, all the fishes for water die.

You dey for aeroplane, your beards the touch ground.

You mess, all the rat for your house tie head tie go church. :-D

You mess, Obasanjo folo nyash the read news paper!!

BASTARD!!

They send you go school, you go the chase lizard.

You the sleep kum urinate for bed, kum start the shout Tap is rushing! Tap is rushing!!

Your head dey like "isi aba okpu" (head wey no the enter cap).

Your hand like cassava stem.

"Agba di gi ka okpuchi aki" (Your jaw like palm kernel cover).

Your teeth like "Ohaozara" fork.

You swim all the ocean for this world finish but nah only the water wey dey inside spoon drown you.

After every every if see say dem the win you, you go now kum the keep quite-wetin you go jst the tell dem nah. . .

"SILENCE IS THE BEST ANSWER FOR A FOOL!!!"

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