Desmond & Jombo
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Here's a rare throwback photo of Nollywood icons Desmond Elliot and Uche Jombo back in the hood, Innocent faces you say? about 10 years ago.

Uche Jombo and Desmond Elliot are two Nollywood greats who might eventually turn to be the industry’s legends as time goes.

They have come a long way in the film industry in Nigeria, where they rule and dictate what goes and comes through their involvement in Royal Arts Academy, which is a big cabal in Nollywood.

Their friendship dates back to when they were still struggling to make names for themselves and now, they are dons.

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The two stars were made ambassador of a top telecoms company few years ago but Uche was only recently (some weeks ago) dropped while Desmond was retained.

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HOME FOR 2GO CHEATS & TRICKS

Welcome Nairalander(s)
I have dedicated this thread & devoted myself to cover you guys with all 2go helpful tricks & verified cheats.

::1:: HOW 2 MIX TWO STYLES




PROCEDURE
Open your 2go, move to SETTINGS and click >CHANGE STYLE, use any of your free stylez. "example of my free stylez are Void, Chr0M, TwoZero, Metallic, etc.(now choose your own that is free).

When the style has been shown, click on save and allow it to load to 66%. At this stage, i.e, When it is loading... quickly press the RED BUTTON on your phone for it to be quited.(2stylez)...

Open your 2go and start chatting. You have successfully MIXED two stylez. It helps alot.

::2:: STAR BOOSTING


I have found out that most of you guys needs HELP on how you can move your 2go STAR Progress faster. This easy trick
can help you move your 2go star.

Some us might have confirmed that professional is the slowest out of all 2go Stars. BUT WHEN U APPLY THIS SIMPLE
TRICK, YOU'LL DEFINITELY HAIL ME. lol.

So whats the simple trick?

UPLOAD LIKE 15 photos within 2hrs then check back your star progress, you'll will be at aghast to believe where it has reach.

Click "follow thread" to stay in touch with more updates

[size=15pt]Newly Developed Technology Enables The Amazing Ability To Become a Virgin Again[/size]

>> For those of us who have either forgotten or do not have a liking for our advanced biology classes in secondary school, the Hymen is “a thin mucous membrane that completely or partially covers the opening of the v*****”.

[img]http://www.menstrual-cycle.info/images/hymen-2.jpg[/img]
The Hymen essentially
contains blood and is typically broken by the male p*** on the first time a female has sexual intercourse. It may break due to accidents independent of sex, however such accidents are quite rare, and the absence
of the hymen is assuredly a good ground to prove a
female is no longer a virgin.


Artificial Hymen
An artificial hymen also known as “Artificial Virginity Kit” is a type of prosthetic membrane created for the purpose of simulating an intact human hymen. ……


Hymen repair, hymen reconstruction, hymen surgery or “revirgination” are all terms that refer to Hymenoplasty – Cosmetic Surgery that restores the female hymen, While the Hymenoplast procedure requires admission to a clinic and can cost thousands of dollars, the artificial hymen provides a much cheaper and convenient way to become a virgin again!

::[size=19pt]How it Works[/size]::
Insert the Artificial Hymen into your v***** carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight.

When your lover penetrates, it will ooze out a liquid that appears like blood, not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans and you will pass through undetectable s**!

It’s easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

::WARNING::
Due to the amazing success of the Hymenshop.com many other look alike websites are trying to emulate their unique artificial hymen product offering.

They often use inferior red powder dye on the artificial hymen which stains the fingers and does not look real. These inferior products might cause a very negative situation when the male discovers he has been fooled to believe that his wife was faking her virginity.

This actually captures the essence of my thoughts on this elaborate scheme of deception. If the male discovers he is been fooled, won’t the repercussions be more serious than coming out beforehand to let him know the truth?

Guys, you now know virginity is “replaceable”.

Ladies, if you are interested, {click here} to grab the stuff from their officiall website.

Thank me later but don’t say I told you.
Lmfao [size=18pt]Macx[/size]

Wizee: Ok. but as for me, anybody who tries to hide number '4SMS', maybe for fun or anyother reason is CHILDISH!!

Whatever comes to ur mind guy. For me i fink is useful. I can fun, impress & hide my identity when sending sms.

[size=15pt]Newly Developed Technology Enables The Amazing Ability To Become a Virgin Again[/size]

>> For those of us who have either forgotten or do not have a liking for our advanced biology classes in secondary school, the Hymen is “a thin mucous membrane that completely or partially covers the opening of the v*****”.

[img]http://www.menstrual-cycle.info/images/hymen-2.jpg[/img]
The Hymen essentially
contains blood and is typically broken by the male p*** on the first time a female has sexual intercourse. It may break due to accidents independent of sex, however such accidents are quite rare, and the absence
of the hymen is assuredly a good ground to prove a
female is no longer a virgin.


Artificial Hymen
An artificial hymen also known as “Artificial Virginity Kit” is a type of prosthetic membrane created for the purpose of simulating an intact human hymen. ……


Hymen repair, hymen reconstruction, hymen surgery or “revirgination” are all terms that refer to Hymenoplasty – Cosmetic Surgery that restores the female hymen, While the Hymenoplast procedure requires admission to a clinic and can cost thousands of dollars, the artificial hymen provides a much cheaper and convenient way to become a virgin again!

::[size=19pt]How it Works[/size]::
Insert the Artificial Hymen into your v***** carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight.

When your lover penetrates, it will ooze out a liquid that appears like blood, not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans and you will pass through undetectable s**!

It’s easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

::WARNING::
Due to the amazing success of the Hymenshop.com many other look alike websites are trying to emulate their unique artificial hymen product offering.

They often use inferior red powder dye on the artificial hymen which stains the fingers and does not look real. These inferior products might cause a very negative situation when the male discovers he has been fooled to believe that his wife was faking her virginity.

This actually captures the essence of my thoughts on this elaborate scheme of deception. If the male discovers he is been fooled, won’t the repercussions be more serious than coming out beforehand to let him know the truth?

Guys, you now know virginity is “replaceable”.

Ladies, if you are interested, {click here} to grab the stuff from their officiall website.

Thank me later but don’t say I told you.
Lmfao [size=18pt]Macx[/size]

بوكو حرام: [size=18pt]ANOTHER AVENUE FOR SCAMMERS![/size]

Hmmm...
Nairaland still needs time to fight its scammers. Does what this guy say here make any sense 2 my post? NO
I ponder what sort of name he's even using. How i wish admins even get rid of him.

Wizee: Why do i want to hide my number anyway? It doesn't make any sense. Except your trying to blackmail someone with it.

Young dude!
This tutor is prompt to educate those that might need it. You should've appreciate not to boast of it non-uses. Perhaps, no knowledge is a waste.

lacasa: But not all phone's txt msg settings r configured this way

Actually you're right, cos models like Motorolla might definitely differ, but dat shouldn't halt u 4rm testing. Or alternatively; u can perform that tru dis sites online:
SMS MOBILE or BULK SMS

Dreal1247: Thank you for this in4maton

You're welcome!

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SEND MSG WITH HIDDEN NUMBER

>> Have you ever thought of Messaging someone via SMS without your Phone Number Appearing?

Yes, Am sure one way or the other you would have thought of doing this..

This is a Short Tutorial on How to do that. Instead of Using Bulk SMS,

You can use this Method to Send Anonymous SMS to anybody.

Just Follow the Steps below:-

HOW TO SEND ANONYMOUS TO ANYBODY ON YOUR PHONE

1. Supposing you want Send an SMS to 07088927159,
Go to Message > Settings > Text message > Sms Sending Profile > Set the Option "Send Sms As" to "Email"

2. You'll be asked for Sms Server, Just put the Phone number you're hiding your Identity from into the Space eg. "07088927159", Just Save and Activate it.

3. Now, Go to Create New Sms, Then click Send, You will be asked for your email address, Put this without quotes "PQR @ ABC" where 'PQR' & 'ABC' is anything you want to be seen by ur Reciever. (You can write anything Inside, You might decide to use your Real Email Address).

4. Now Send the Message, You're done. Your recipient will recieve message from "PQR @ ABC" without your number.

No Traces left.

ekenedegreat: Wats de meaning of SMH ?

Well SMH, actually means "SHAKE MY HEAD. Hope u're now clear.

USEFUL INTERNET SLANGS



Internet users have developed many slang terms over the years.
Most of these are not actually acronyms as they cannot be pronounced, but that is what they are called nonetheless. Many of these terms are entailed as to save keystrokes and are often written in lower case:


AFAIC — "as far as I'm
concerned", or "as far as I care"

ASAP — "as soon as possible"

BBL — "be back later"

BBS — "be back soon"

BFD — "big fucking deal"

BRB — "be right back" (usually used in chats and on an instant messenger service).

BTW — "by the way"

B2B — "Business to Business"

FAQ — "Frequently Asked Question"

FFS — "for Bleep's sake!"

FOAF — "friend of a friend", i.e. the dubious attribution given to urban legends

FYI — "for your information"

— "good to go".

GAGF — "go and get bleeped"

GFY — "good for you" or "go Bleep yourself". The use of this acronym is ambigious and not recommended.

— "good going" or "good game". Used sincerely in online games such as trivia, but more often used
sarcastically when someone has done something foolish.

GJ — Good Job

HAND — "have a nice day"

HTH — "hope this helps"

IANAL — "I am not a lawyer". Usually used before a non-lawyer gives legal advice, as a humorous disclaimer.

IMO — "in my opinion"

IRC — "Internet Relay Chat"

IRL - "in real life".

ISTR — "I seem to recall" (i.e. I'm not really sure)

JJ or JK — "just joking", "just kidding"

JOOC — "just out of curiosity"

k — short for "OK"

l8 — a shorthand spelling of "late".

l8r — a shorthand spelling of "later", meaning "see you
later"

LMAO — "laughing my ass off"

LOL — "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs or Luck" (a reply to something amusing)

MYOB — "mind your own business"

NM — "never mind" or "not much"

NOYB — "none of your
business"

NP — "No Problem"

O — "oh"

OIC — "oh, I see"

OMG — Exclamation, "Oh my God!!"

OMFG — Exclamation, "Oh my fucking God!!"

OMFL — Exclamation, "Oh my fucking lag!"


OTOH — "on the other hand"

PITA — "pain in the ass"

PO — "piss off" ("pissed off"

Prog — "computer program" (progz in plural)

prolly — contracted form of "probably"

plz — shorthand spelling of "please"

P2P — Person to Person

F2F — Face to Face

R /'RE — shorthand spelling of "are"

GR8 — Great

SUP — Wasup (derived from last three letters)

4rm — From

———————————

Others express concepts peculiar to the Net:

cluebie — a newbie with a clue, but not close to a guru.

guru — an expert in some technical topic, being specialist on all areas.

FAQ — frequently asked question, or a list of frequently asked questions with answers.

flamer — one who 'flames' {"Flame" is used as a verb ("Don't flame me for this", a flame is a single flaming message.

hijack — go offtopic. done commonly by newbies in forums.

troll — a person who deliberately stirs up trouble.

lurker/skulker — one who reads an email list or a message board but does not participate in the discussion.

newbie — a new user. Not a pejorative term.

noob — a new user
———————————



+++EnG. Macx+++

Goodday Jambites, The 2013 JAMB Result is kinda Shocking...

JAMB caught everybody unaware, Now the Result is out. Favourable or Unfavourable, Life must Continue because your Destiny is not attached to your degree.

[+] Now, Scammers are back to dupe Innocent Nigerians with Lies that Jamb Score can be Upgraded [Big Lie]

Once any Result is out, It has been Logged Online and also on the Manual Record, Don't let dubious Nigerians take you for a Fool.

Upgrading of Result either JAMB or any O'Levels is Impossible! JAMB Arrested over 12,300 Nigerians over the Result Upgrading Issues with 13 Years Jail Term Each.

Do not Fall Victim.




>> Some University accept 180+ as Cut Off, So Gather Yourself and look up to something.
Get Something Doing, Your JAMB Result does not determine how
your Life will be, If you Face any Frustration at Home, Get something doing and go back Late home... It happens everywhere..

I Beg all Nairalanders, Take it easy on Yourself!!!!!! You were not Born to Succeed with Jamb as the only Option to leave a Rossy Life.

Wish U Success....

vicshownero: ....they dont transfer mb...u can only buy on behalf of the person....y talk as if u can transfer mb from the one you av on your own sim without been charged for the same value of the mb if its truly transferring??

Actually of MTN YOU can criticise me but for Airtel its works like magic, #100 is their transfer charges. Learn to ask than to judge pls :-)

MTN Data Gifting: Data Gifting service allows you to send a data bundle to your friends and loved ones, by simply paying for the
data bundle on behalf of the person.

Data Gifting can also be used to send data to your other smartphones, modems and iPad.

::How to send Data as a Gift Plan::

Option 1 (SMS):

1. Register for the Data Gifting service by sending keyword REG
to 131; you will receive a unique authentication PIN

2. Text key word "GIFT [MSISDN] [Data Bundle Code][PIN] to 131. E.g Gift 0803xxxxxxxx 106 0000. Where 106 is the code of 100MB
monthly plan and 0000 is your
PIN"

Option 2 (USSD):
Dial *131# and follow the menu.

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[size=18pt]TRANSFERING DATA BUNDLE[/size]

:About the Cyberg:

Am Macx, know populary all wide the cyber lodge. Just decided to make my way here. It gonna be pleasure to see me posting cos it really is of great relishment & can't eschew from helping you guys.


:ABOUT THIS THREAD:
This thread is absolutely dedicated to keep you guys updated with ways to transfer ur Data Bundle & share with friends or whatever. To make it brief; i will scope you guys on all the networks. Lets kickoff with Airtel!


::Transfering Data With Airtel::
Its no more news that you can start sending
(megabyte) mb through the plans that
Airtel has brought up within their network. Now airtel to airtel customers can transfer mb to themselves.


Here are the new packages:
To transfer 10mb-dial *141*712*11*recipient number#

To transfer 25mb-
dial *141*712*9*recipient
number#

To transfer 60mb-dial *141*712*4*recipient
number#


NOTE: Each transfer operation cost #100. So there's no use to share 10mb for someone cos they gon charge same amount that's supposed to be bought with.

REMEMBER: of recent launched plans or code to get latest plans, they're likely the same. E.g. Instead of buying a data of 15mb by dialing *141*11*1# just don't add HASH make sure you include recipient's number be4 hash.

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